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In the next few days, Uncle Fat and I were completely busy.

On the one hand, I have to take care of business, and on the other hand, I have to prepare all kinds of materials, so that when the time comes, I will go to Tianjin to do things smoothly and not be blind.

As the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working together.

Although I don't have a woman named Gong'er by my side, when I am so busy and dizzy, I can have a gentle girl pour tea and pinch my shoulders, and I can tease her a few times from time to time, that feeling is not enough to describe these two words.

April, 10th.

"SF Express is awesome, it was sent the day before yesterday, and it will arrive this morning." I said to Uncle Fat with my phone, and he smiled and nodded.

Some of the things we brought this time were not very harmonious, such as the dagger, which could not be casually put on the plane, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I still chose SF Express.

I took a box, found a copy shop outside, printed three big characters of handicrafts on the lid, and wrote Happy Birthday, and everything followed naturally.

At this time, we don't have anything to carry with us except clothes and wallets, oh yes, Uncle Fat's compass still needs to be carried, after all, that thing is delicate, and it will be when it is dropped by a violent express.

"It's almost time for the hungry to go, they're done with everything, right?"

"Yes, it's all packed."

I coughed a few times under the encouraging gaze of the fat uncle, and then shouted to the back room at the top of my voice.

"Daughter-in-law!! I'm leaving, and you don't come out to see me off?!! ”

After half a ring, I saw Zhou Yujia come out of the back room with a red face, holding my duffel bag in his hand and handing it to me.

"Fat uncle, don't shout nonsense" Zhou Yujia's blushing appearance was called a cute, and when I heard her whisper, I almost burst out laughing.

Since three days ago, I have taken a cheeky offensive under the education of the fat uncle, first I have to stabilize Zhou Yujia's girl, what if she regrets it one day, and then hit the snake and chase after the victory, shyness can't bring victory, shamelessness is the true meaning of war, this is what the fat uncle taught me.

Since the day of the beating, I have been shamelessly calling my daughter-in-law, but I didn't expect this girl to object, at most she pinched me with a red face, and I said that there was no pressure.

(Note: There are fewer people in the south who call their girlfriends daughters-in-law, and more people in the north who call their girlfriends like this, and daughters-in-law and daughters-in-law do not mean the same thing, in the north, daughters-in-law are equal to wives, not sons' wives.) ）

"I'm not going to drop you off today, be careful on the road." Zhou Yujia stood in front of me, helped me sort out the collar and cuffs of my clothes, and said gently: "Don't mess around outside, pay attention to take care of the fat uncle, I will listen to you these days, I will not open the store, and I will go out to travel with my family to relax." ”

"Uncle and aunt are idle?" I asked casually.

Zhou Yujia nodded: "My parents have been idle these days, and my brother is busy." ”

"Why didn't Zhou Yan's stunned son come to me recently?" I suddenly remembered something that I hadn't figured out, and said that Zhou Yan not only didn't come to me recently, but also didn't contact me much, and I was going to call him out to invite him for a supper, but I really forgot about it.

"His department has been very busy lately, and I guess when he is free, he will have to come to you and ask you for a big meal." Zhou Yujia said with a smile.

I shrugged: "It doesn't matter, anyway, it's not to invite others, what does the family talk about?" ”

Zhou Yujia's face turned red again.

To be honest, I'm always at a loss these days, even if I have a hot fight with Zhou Yujia, I still have a feeling of emptiness in my heart that I don't want to face it.

Knowing that I am with Zhou Yujia, will Zhou Yan kill me?

Or think about it a little further, will her father, who is Zhou Yujia's father, kill me? Would her dad have come to me with a gun when he found out? I've seen his father go out in a police uniform with a gun, and I have to tremble when I think about it.

"It's not early, you have to go, you stay at home, don't go out by yourself, pay attention to safety, wait for your uncle and aunt to take you and you will go, you know?" I muttered a few words, and under the urging of the fat uncle, I ran out of the wreath shop in a few steps.

When I looked back, Zhou Yujia was standing in the store waving at me, with a quiet smile on his face.

"Wait until I'll get back!" I smiled too, yelled, and got into the taxi called by the fat uncle.

The old rule, go straight to Longdongbao Airport to your destination.

When I was a child, I really wanted to take a plane, when I was young, when I saw a plane flying in the sky, I couldn't wait to jump up and sit in the cabin to experience the feeling of flying, and see the great rivers and mountains of our China.

But after I've been on the plane so many times, I don't want to sit anymore.

Who the hell said that flight attendants are all beautiful women?

Who was that aunt just now?! Why am I afraid that the powder on her face will fall down as soon as she pulls the corners of her mouth?!

Who the hell said that the flight attendants on the plane were polite and the service was awesome?

If I want a glass of ice water, she can give me a white look, has this kind of thing happened to me?!

"Looking at her eyes, it's like I'm deliberately finding fault, what kind of service." I took a sip of the paper cup and muttered in a low voice, "Fat uncle, can you handle it this time?" ”

"Got it done?" The fat uncle didn't bother to open his eyes, and discussed with me with his eyes closed.

"You're sure it's okay to find the real door, but it's a problem to find Hai Dongqing's parents, right?" I said helplessly: "You haven't given us a definite answer these days, and you answered him vaguely when Hai Dongqing asked, don't drop the chain and talk nonsense." ”

"Hungry ask you, what does Gen represent (what)?" The fat uncle asked me, I didn't think about it, and subconsciously replied: "Mountain." ”

"So are there mountains in the sea?" The fat uncle continued to ask, waving his hand: "No, four (yes) the sea drops that kind of mountain, four (yes) we are on the earth, with yang energy dripping mountains." ”

Hearing this, I immediately gasped, and instantly understood what the fat uncle meant.

There are mountains in the sea, and there are endless mountains, and even volcanoes, but those mountains are not the same as the mountains on our ground.

"The soil in the sea, without pulse and air, is full of yin and yang."

This sentence has appeared in "Xiangmi", "The Legend of Yunsin", "The Chronicles of Qingye" and even some Taoist and Feng Shui classics.

The first source is no longer known, but it is speculated that the earliest records should be during or before the Han Dynasty.

As the saying goes.

There is soil at the bottom of the sea, but this soil has no leylines, let alone earth qi, yin energy prevails, and there is no yang energy at all.

It is said that it is the soil under the sea, but it is actually the yin soil.

Some people may wonder, is there no earth qi in the soil at the bottom of the sea, but there is earth qi in places such as rivers, lakes and ponds?

I can say with certainty that there is.

One of the necessary conditions for the existence of earth qi is that there must be the existence of yin and yang.

Water is indeed yin, and the yin in rivers and lakes is even more exaggerated, but these yin qi are not as heavy as the sea, if there is such a heavy yin in the river, then the only remaining yang in the river will inevitably be eroded and eliminated.

If there is yin in light and there is no yang, there will naturally be no earthly energy.

To put it bluntly, it is just the relationship between the size of yin qi.

"The sea is anointed with oil (no) Yangjian Mountain, but the talisman is four (is) artificially made out to drop things, linked to the mountain, if the old monk (said) the drop four (yes) right, then there must be a drop of earth qi, otherwise it will not let you move the mountain (go), this spell can trap the dead to drop three souls and seven spirits so that outsiders can't recruit the dead to drop the soul." The fat uncle smiled: "Judging from these points, you must use Yangshan instead of Yinshan, Yangshan town ghosts, Yinshan cultivates evil, these four (are) common sense." ”

"You mean to find this mountain with all those things you learned in Feng Shui?"

"It's like a black dot on a piece of white paper, you can see it at a glance." The fat uncle's eyes were full of confidence: "Hungry find the corpse, you get the corpse, and then you break the trapped soul drops." ”

"No problem." I nodded.

After a good night's sleep, the plane began to land, and before I knew it, Uncle Fat and I had come to Tianjin from Guiyang.

Well, Tianjin, the hometown of Allegro in my imagination.

At the pick-up gate, a Mercedes-Benz with a special license plate was parked on the side of the road, and Hai Dongqing stood against the door, yawning boredly and waiting for us.

"Big Bird !!"

Hai Dongqing's eyes lit up when he saw us, and he walked over happily, and then

"The bamboo board is so dozen, let's not boast about anything else" My smile must be very cheap, because I felt that Hai Dongqing was going to kill me at that moment, no joke, his fists were clenched.

"Yo, Jin A66888, this license is good." The fat uncle walked over with his hands behind his back, looking like a landlord and an old man, and threw the luggage to Hai Dongqing straightforwardly, with a face full of curiosity: "Xiaohai, it seems that your family is four (is) local tyrants." ”

"This is my grandfather's car, and the license plate was given by someone else." Hai Dongqing replied.

I pointed to the Mercedes Benz curiously: "You drive us?" ”

"yes."

"Do you have a driver's license?"

"Yes, find someone to do it, I'm too lazy to take the test." Hai Dongqing said concisely, exposing the local tyrant atmosphere that he had hidden for many years.

The fat uncle got into the car very unceremoniously, and waved his hand: "Walking~"

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Tomorrow Friday~~ It's the weekend again~~~~ It's still the old rules~~~~

One change a day, and it will be automatically resumed on the following Monday.

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