"Hmph, let me tell you, my Valkyrie bomber is not just a name, it is just as rich! "Transformers" knows that no, not only have I installed a body transformation system, but also an air-to-ground defense mechanism, even if a group of American GIs bomb with rocket artillery, I don't want to bomb my plane down! ”

Lin Xiao's complaint was still sharp, and he saw blood for a while: "Even so, it still can't change its dull, clumsy, and childish shape." ”

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"The last dawn, continuous hidden missions, the final reward is unknown, and the trigger means are weird" muttered a few words, Lin Xiao suddenly raised his head and asked: "By the way, the task requires us to break down the city wall, this is a giant wall with a foundation thickness of five meters and a height of fifty meters!" Your bomber may not be able to handle it, right? ”

"I know the truth, but it's not like there's no way around." The killer said with a bitter face: "Most of the missions I have experienced in the world are science fiction scenes, such as "Terminator", saving Private Ryan, etc., even some fantasy and ghostly missions such as "Legend of the Night" and "Van Helsing" can also be solved by scientific and technological means, so my current means of attack are actually quite lacking." ”

"I'm not a mage, I don't have the magic to destroy the world, and I can't make a wall disappear out of thin air."

"I'm not a fighter, I don't have the strength to break the earth with one punch, of course, it's just my YY. It's not an elementalist.,Special function.,To be exact,I'm just an ordinary.、I've participated in the National Youth Science and Technology Innovation Conference.。 Read two books Steve. Hawking's famous book, but it does not have the ability to explore the ultimate meaning of time and space. can only struggle to survive and survive in the cracks. ”

"My greatest wish is that one day, I will be able to fly a Gundam EVA and kill the gods and kill the Buddhas."

"Ahem. Excuse me, it's not time to dream. Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "Let's get to the point." Why don't you set explosives at the center of gravity support points of the city walls? The embankment of thousands of miles was destroyed in the anthill, and if you find the key point, you believe that only a barrel of explosives can make this magnificent city wall disappear in the dust. ”

"You think I don't want to." The killer burst into tears, "Lao Tzu is not a fool, don't you understand this truth!" But I can't get close to the walls. ”

"Although I took on the hidden mission, but those giants still have no brains to chase me, you see my small body, can you quietly touch the city wall?!"

"Ten minutes ago, I even gritted my teeth and summoned a team of Russian mercenaries in Call of Duty, led by Colonel Knuvich, everyone tied up explosives bags to blow up the key points calculated before the force, but his meow pit daddy, a team of centaurs was discovered by giants wandering from the gap before they reached the city wall, and then there was a bloody gluttonous feast that I couldn't bear to look at directly, and I was blind to Lao Tzu 1000 points!"

"Hahaha! That's it! After twenty minutes of assembly, Musashi Kanei managed to build a weird-looking mecha out of Lego bricks and happily announced, "This is it!" LEGO Puffer Fish Gladiator! ”

Obviously, in the eyes of the killer, Colonel Knuvich's team was distressed that the lives of his team did not come with 1,000 points

The killer is still chattering, this man who looks like he is only in his twenties, has a bit of a taste of three aunts and six mothers-in-law, and he keeps talking with one mouth, which makes people upset. However, after Lin Xiao said something lightly, the killer suddenly said excitedly: "Cheng, no problem!" ”

"Then, leave the matter of blowing up the city wall to us."

There is no turning back when you open the bow, and there is no reason not to complete the task after receiving it. And now that the "kawaii" Valkyrie bomber has become the target of public criticism, it will take at least ten minutes to collapse the city wall. Not to mention whether an old bomber can have such sustained firepower, the angry roaring defenders below alone are enough for a killer to drink.

Hehe smiled and snapped his fingers, and the killer's chest thumped: "Boss Lin is so hard, how can I, as a brother, stand by and watch?" Rest assured, I'll give you long-range fire support, as well as land mobile machines! ”

As he spoke, a battle mech was poured out of the storage space under the gaze of everyone.

"This is the most disgusting robot I've ever seen......" After a moment of silence, Lin Xiao complained without hesitation, "It's like those curved vertebral erect creatures made by novices when they play 'Spore'......"

"Uh...... In fact, before you told me that the spine of creatures is adjustable, I have always made that kind of ......" The interface that has always been calm and white feathers is unprecedented.

The killer's face turned red rarely, and he snorted: "What's wrong with ugliness, we should focus on the inner soul rather than the hypocritical appearance!" Ahem, you guys, okay, let's get down to business. This is a humanoid vehicle 'Puffer Gladiator' that I got from Batman: Pre-Night. Try it, it should carry you to the city walls. ”

For the killer's kindness, Lin Xiao did not refuse. The two sides are now allies, and a proper show of strength is the basis for cooperation.

"This puffer fish gladiator is shapeshifting, amphibious, and equipped with an environmental simulation system that blends perfectly into the environment without being detected by the enemy. The disadvantage is that it consumes a lot of energy and cannot shield some special detection methods. However, I think it should be no problem to deceive the eyes of giants and natives of this world. ”

After a pause, the killer took out another sketch and said, "This is the model of the city wall construction that I just analyzed and established, and now the main gate has been blasted open by the armored giant, and the originally impregnable city wall has also appeared a serious safety hazard."

As he spoke, he pointed to a few points marked with red ink on the map, "Here, here and there, are the key points of the city wall, as long as high-energy explosive packs are placed everywhere, then there is a seventy percent chance that the city wall will collapse." ”

"Alright, let's go now." Lin Xiao said, and jumped onto the "Lego Puffer Fish Gladiator" and opened the cockpit hatch.

The shape of this mecha resembles a long-legged pufferfish. There are two parts to the machine, one is the body (the fish doesn't have a torso or head anyway), and the other is the two legs (tapered legs, not straight, and surprisingly bone).

And this puffer fish gladiator (hereinafter referred to as the puffer fish fighter) only has legs, no hands.

The cockpit of this thing is similar to that of a biplane, one in front of the other and one in the back, for a total of two people. What's more puzzling is, how exactly does this thing fight? And also...... What do you want two drivers to do with a robot that doesn't even have hands? Does each person control one leg?

"Oh, that's pretty straightforward." After Lin Xiao jumped into the main cockpit in front of him, he found that there were two joysticks and a knob-type switch in front of him, the left side of the knob was "OFF", and the right side was "ON", and the two operating sticks, without thinking about it, controlled the swing of the left and right legs. Directly in front of the console is also written six words - mobile control system.

After a brief discussion, Qin Da Mei also jumped into the mecha and entered the passenger cockpit in the rear, who knows, as soon as she sat in, she was shocked: "Hey! Why are there so many buttons! ”

"Huh?" Lin Xiao felt unbelievable when he heard this, in the main cockpit in front of him, the parts that could be controlled added up to the same, and it felt like there was really no need for the fourth thing, so what else could there be in the back?

"I'll see." Lin Xiao climbed out of his cockpit, took two steps on the top of the mecha, and came to the back position above the "fishtail" to look into the passenger cockpit.

I don't know how to see it, but I look at my urine...... In Sister Qin's cockpit, there are hundreds of buttons in front of her eyes and on both sides, as well as push rods, knobs, tactile switches, various instruments, indicator lights, and so on. The most outrageous thing is...... In a prominent position, there is a button covered by a small glass cover, and a yellow and black nuclear weapons warning sign is painted next to it......

At the end, four words were written above the console on the front of the passenger cockpit - weapon systems.

"This fucking meow is really a slut!" Lin Xiao couldn't help but shout loudly, "The mobile system is more rudimentary than a bumper car, but the weapon system is made like a general-purpose continuous enhanced mobile arsenal in the whole field!" ”

"I don't know why...... I always feel that sitting in this and rolling the keyboard with my face can destroy the world......" Qin Yujie said with a humble eye.

"Ahem, it's not as powerful as you say." The killer classmate snorted: "It seems that there are a lot of buttons, but in fact, most of them are useless chicken rib devices." For example...... A large chunk of buttons all regulate the humidity and temperature in the cockpit, and only one or two are real weapons. ”

"Huh...... You try it slowly......" Qin Da Mei said, pushed open the canopy of the passenger cockpit, stood up, and rolled her arms over, and then went to the main cockpit in front, "I'll control the movement." ”

Lin Xiao didn't care, he jumped down from above the "fishtail" and entered the passenger cockpit full of adjustable parts, "Whatever...... Let's go. ”

When Sister Qin heard this, she screwed the knob in front of her to the side of ON, and then pulled the lever to control the puffer fish fighter to move forward. And as this ugly, weird, hippie-style mecha took a step, the fuselage suddenly flashed with a dazzling light, and then, the puffer fish suddenly disappeared in front of everyone's eyes. It's like a wisp of wind, blending into the night.