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No, the two guys from outside, Xu Xian and Ning Hai, just because they didn't understand the "island feelings" here, fell into the hands of these robots.

At this time, Shangguan was not in the mood to think about it so much, he just looked at the man who was very handsome but a little demonic, and said, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Hahaha, what do you think we want to do......" Behind William Li, one of his subordinates said with a smile in the tone of a cult person in standard martial arts, but was slapped to the ground by his master.

"Bastard, who let you take this low-end copycat route." William said, "We 'black rats' have never done such a cheap thing, we are gangsters in Gundam, you know! ”

Because of the excitement, William Li jumped out of his forehead with two wrinkles like little mice. This also made his expression even more terrifying.

Xu Xian took a long breath and exhaled again.

These guys, what kind of gangsters, if you look at it on the surface, they are simply a group of naïve people. However, perhaps it is also because he has stayed for so long and is relatively closed to the outside world, that this person will be more selfish and simple.

But now, this group of simple gangsters has said quite impure words.

A subordinate came to William's side and put his hand behind the boss's ear, but said quite loudly: "Boss, when outsiders come to this island, it is a slander against the island god. If not, let's kill them in front of the island god. ”

William slapped his subordinate and flew out, and shouted loudly: "You stupid, do you want to report publicly or alone, say such a loud thing, and cover your ass with your palm!" ”

The subordinate said wrongly, "Yes...... I'm sorry. It was windy on the island. We speak...... I'm used to it. ”

In this chaotic battle like a farce, after William finally asked his military advisor Lao Zhang, he decided to move the two to the island god and execute them together.

For the island god that the other party said. In fact, Shangguan was a little impressed. It was there that he saw the islanders chasing the little girl in the cave on the top of the cave. Although the little girl is now dead, the pool of water in front of the cliff and the huge stone statue that hangs on the cliff is still quite impressive.

Shangguan was tied hand and foot by several people who arranged to come in, and then took off the ring in his hand, and when the other party was still touching him, he shouted to himself: "Okay." Okay, I don't know anything about physical skills, so you don't have to be so careful. ”

Where do those underworld guys care about this, they tie Shangguan tightly like zongzi. I'm afraid that as soon as he lets go, he will have to use some magic like Sun Wukong to escape.

Squeak, squeak, squeak......

Shangguan was punched in the neck by this group of people, and he fainted for an unknown amount of time. When I woke up again, I was already in a car like the one used to hold prisoners in ancient times.

Alas, no matter how advanced this technology is, sometimes people's rotten thoughts still can't be changed.

Shangguan was on the shelf like a roast suckling pig, and the sun seemed to have been shining on him for a long time. He only felt that his skin was burning uncomfortably.

If this continues, before I see the island god, I will be spoofed and killed by this group of people.

No, absolutely not. Shangguan decided not to sit still like this, he looked around, and finally said: "Hey, hey, brothers, actually, I'm an undercover agent......"

He was only halfway through his sentence when a slipper flew into his mouth. Oh my God, the shoe was impartial, and it hit him in the mouth.

The straw sandals are stuffed directly into the mouth, and there is a lot of fresh earth and mud smell, which is really impressive.

Shangguan directly spit out his shoes on the side of the road, scolded, and said, ", director, are you playing with me?" Why are there broken straw sandals, isn't this a prop that the Red Army will only have on the Long March......"

At the side of the prisoner car, the old man with a mole the size of a bean on his face opened his mouth to speak. He smirked for a while, like those bad guys on TV, before finally saying, "You kid, don't you know that it is the fairest thing to deal with bad spirits like you who are bad spirits, and to use broken shoes stained with athlete's foot to suppress your evil spirits." ”

What? Dermatophytosis?

When he heard this key word, Shangguan swallowed the words that he originally wanted to continue to withhold. He didn't want the broken straw sandals to get into his mouth again, knowing that they had been worn by a "man with athlete's foot".

He looked east and west, but he didn't see who the guy with athlete's foot was, only to see that this group of underworld was all sick, and at first glance they were malnourished.

"By the way, where is my companion?" Shangguan realized that he hadn't seen Xu Xian's guy anymore, and couldn't help but ask Lao Zhang softly. This time, he carefully restrained his tone so that he would not make this perverted military advisor angry again.

I only heard the military advisor say: "Our island god is a focused god, and he only accepts the 'sacrifice' of one person at a time. ”

"What does 'sacrifice' mean?"

"It is to take the unbelievable people to be executed in front of our island gods." The military advisor explained, "If the execution method is based on the crime committed by that person, there are fourteen methods, such as burning, stabbing, and flooding. ”

For some reason, when he said this, there was a strange light in the eyes of this military advisor. Listening to the gurgling sound of the wheels pressing on the ground, Shangguan couldn't stand it a little. "Where are we now?" He couldn't help but say.

"Uh...... It should be about ten minutes away from the pond. Lao Zhang looked at the sky in front of him, and then replied like this. It was also at this time that William Li, who had been riding a horse in front, spoke, and said: "Lao Zhang, don't be nosy, just say what you need to say." If you shouldn't say something, shut it up for me. ”

Shangguan couldn't hold back the unhappiness in his heart, and then asked, "That...... If you go to see that bullshit island god, am I the first or Xu Xian is the first? ”

"Hahaha. It turned out that the old man was really Xu Xian. Zhang Xiaoxi, who has always walked at the back of the team, has been holding a finger cake and eating it all the time. Until now. He just started talking. "I thought that kind of guy should be difficult to deal with, but I didn't expect it, but it's actually very simple."

"Hmph...... If you hadn't used your tricks to get our attention......"

As soon as Shangguan's words came to this, his mouth was squeezed with a snap. After Zhang Xiaoxi gave this slap, he said: "I, Zhang Xiaoxi, speak, no one should interrupt me." ”

"Hey, there's no mistake. I am the holy object of your sacrifice to be sacrificed, and do you do this to me? Even with a little bit of his own common sense, Shangguan also knew that the holy products were generally washed clean, and then well protected before the sacrifice. Only in this way will you be the most respectful of the island gods and mountain gods.

At this time, I don't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, and when I see the clear sky, a large group of dark clouds suddenly float from nowhere. And then. There was no thunder, and the raindrops of beans fell directly from the sky.

The raindrops hit Shangguan's face, and it hurt terribly. Shangguan scolded: "Really, damn it, I'll die." Can't you be a good dead ghost! ”

While he was scolding, the raindrops kept dripping. At this time, except for William Li, Lao Zhang, Zhang Xiaoxi and other people with some status, who took out umbrellas to cover themselves from the rain, the others could only follow Shangguan to drench non-stop.

Because of this rain, William Li seemed to be a little unhappy, he snorted, frowned and said: "Don't worry, you won't be a ghost of a chicken in the soup, our folk customs stipulate that if you want to sacrifice, it must be a sunny day." He looked up at the sky and said, "Look at the weather, it will be sunny tomorrow, and you will die tomorrow." ”

When Shangguan heard such words, he didn't know what to do, it stands to reason that he should be happy to live one more day, but now that he has an extra day, he must be thinking about such a ghost thing as "I'm going to be executed tomorrow" all night, how can I have time to enjoy and be happy.

In life, if the extra day is unhappy and not in the mood to enjoy, then how can this day be regarded as living?

Shangguan sighed leisurely. It was also at this time that Lao Zhang seemed to feel sympathy for the man who was about to be executed, and he said: "Don't worry, your senior, that is, the old man, he is already ahead of us. If nothing else, he should die before you. ”

It is as if dying a little later is already a great gift to yourself.

Lao Zhang said again: "Look at the weather, even if you want to die today, you can't die, there is a broken temple in front, let's go and take a rest." ”

Shangguan didn't understand why there was a ruined temple on this deserted island. But looking around, I really saw a bright yellow temple staying on the side of the road, and what was even more puzzling was that there was an old monk in a ragged robe in front of the temple, with a slight smile, looking at the people who came along the way.

When the group approached, the old monk, who looked to be about sixty years old, said, "Gentlemen, please come in, please come in." It's raining, so why don't you stay with me for the night tonight? ”

William Li discussed with Lao Zhang Yi and felt that it was indeed raining now, and it would be best if he could stay here for one night. After thinking about it for a while, he asked, "Do you also open the accommodation for foreigners here?" How is the price calculated? ”

I only heard the old monk smile slightly, bow slowly, and said: "Alas, we opened the temple to ask for the happiness of a god, how can we talk about money." Hahaha, hahaha," he said with one hand on his waist, "It's vulgar to talk about money, it's vulgar to talk about money." ”

"Don't you really want money, we are not very poor people, if you want money, we may also give you one or two thousand." For the gods, William will not be stingy at all. They are in the underworld industry, which is an industry that relies on luck to survive well, and they will not slack off at all when it comes to things that can accumulate merit for themselves.

But the old monk still adhered to his own principles and was unwilling to charge any travel expenses. It's just that when Shangguan was escorted into the courtyard, when he passed by the old monk, he looked at the face that was already very pale and wrinkled. But it seems to feel a little familiar.

When the group of people all came in, the old monk was still standing at the door. He looked at the group of people who had entered his courtyard with a casual smile on his face. Then he said, "Hey, hey, don't worry." There is no such thing as a free lunch, and every facility you use now will come at a price. ”

This night, after the group stayed, Shangguan was assigned a room made entirely of wooden beds, this room seemed to be the residence of the subordinates in this temple, and there was only one room in the entire temple. Although the plank is terrible to sleep on. But it stands to reason that after such a tiring day, you should be able to fall asleep as soon as you go to bed.

But the real situation is not like this at all, Shangguan is rolling around on the bed. I stayed until three or four o'clock, and I didn't feel sleepy at all.

If you're going to be beheaded tomorrow, you're not going to be sleepy at all.

To put it mildly, when you die, you will have to "sleep". So. In these last few hours of being awake, Shangguan wanted to be awake no matter what.

Shangguan recalled his life like a movie. He thought of Ju Xiaohui, who he didn't know if he had already caught up, and remembered this person he liked.

"Well, when she knows I'm dead. I guess I'll find someone else to marry. Maybe that person will be better than herself, and then she will never think of me again. Shangguan thought so sadly. But despite the facts, he will not blame Ju Xiaohui. She is still a girl in her twenties, and she has never been married in her life, so she can't let her family be single for a lifetime......

Besides, Xiaohui's conditions are so good, there will definitely be many people chasing her. And it is quite natural for men and women to attract, and she will definitely be attracted to the new man when the time comes, and when she dates him, she will definitely be quite happy and interesting, and even take the initiative to hug, kiss, and even sleep with each other......

As soon as he thought of the sexual direction, the pain in Shangguan's heart deepened.

So, Shangguan decided not to think about these things anymore, and he began to recall his life as a mecha.

His career as a pilot in this life is not long, and he is now less than twenty years old, and he didn't expect it to end here unexpectedly. Alas, after thinking about it, it was really quite unwilling.

Regarding the matter of mecha piloting, in fact, Shangguan's emotions are quite complicated.

First of all, I must be quite talented in this matter. He has spent a lot of his time here, and he has gained more ability and self-confidence than ordinary people. But maybe it was these things that hurt him, making him too radical and not steady enough, so he fell into this predicament.

You see, no, I see that even my own life is going to be put into it.

Alas, Shangguan sighed hard again.

If you weren't so powerful, then you should be like an ordinary pilot, and consider its danger and adaptation and coordination with your own level when doing any task, so you shouldn't die so quickly.

So, I don't know who said it, in fact, the writers who won the Nobel Prize in Literature are not necessarily the most talented writers. They just worked this one thing, and they happened to live a long time.

A person who has been concentrating on one thing for thirty years, even if he does not work hard every day, even if his talent does not reach the level of "alien handle", it should be very terrifying.

"Alas, it's a pity, I don't have such a chance again."

When Shangguan said this, he seemed to feel something strange happening.

I only heard that in this long night, for some reason, there was a sudden scream of many people, and then he seemed to hear some kind of sizzling sound. And then he seemed to smell the smell of burning.

"Hell, how can there be such a strong current."

"yes, it's going to die! Someone is going to die! ”

Then, there was another sizzling sound of electricity, as if someone had been scorched again.

"Damn it!" A man burst in and shouted, "It seems that all the beds in this temple have dark copper coins except this plank bed." These dark copper wires have been electrified, and many of our brothers have been scorched. ”

The man who rushed in to report the news had an anxious look written on his face, and it was obvious that he was quite panicked.

When Shangguan heard this, his heart suddenly understood. Since only the location of this firewood room is not discharged, the person who begged him must know that he is a hostage, and also know that he must be placed in this most uncomfortable room. In this way, these reinforcements of the electric coke people must be good hands.

"Brothers, give me some strength, let's get me out, I'm still young, I don't want to die too soon."

Shangguan said so, but at the same time, he was slapped in the face with a "snap". This crisp sound buzzed through the room, almost knocking Shangguan out of Venus.

Shangguan looked at the man with pimples on his face, and indignation rose in his heart.

I only heard the man shout: "What are you talking about, be careful that I will abolish you." It's a very good time, you give me some quiet. ”

The guy's tone was so aggressive that he spoke like he was talking to a dog. To be honest, this way of treating people and things makes Shangguan quite unhappy.

Shangguan thought in his heart, stinky boy, don't let me be rescued. If I'm free, I'll see if I don't fix you properly.