Little Buddha is a very stupid person, how stupid is he, probably so stupid.

On the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, I, Big Tooth, Master, and Little Buddha.

The four of us are fighting the landlords who are laid off in turn, and the amount of gambling money is unusually huge, and if we are not careful, we will lose all our money, at least the kind of two yuan to make the bottom.

Don't look at this small amount, if you win more, it's really ......

Not to mention anything else, the master won more than 1,000 and doubled all kinds of bombs, which made the little Buddha and us bitter.

Master is the one of us who won the most, and I saw that the table in front of him was full of pieces...... Oh, there are five big bills, and a hundred red banknotes, but there are few, most of them are change, it is said that these money are usually saved by the little Buddha with the remaining change, which is the coffin book of the little Buddha.

To tell you the truth, as long as I look at my master, he will give me an unfathomable smile, and when I see his smile, I really want to smoke him, damn if I win so much, I will definitely be able to laugh so incomprehensibly.

After the master, the most won is the big tooth, this grandson while playing cards while looking at the little Buddha, whenever the little Buddha frowned and began to count the money to them, I felt that the big teeth and feet were shaking, I estimated that I was scared, afraid of being retaliated by the little Buddha afterwards.

I followed closely behind and came to the third place, and although I didn't win much, I was better than the little Buddha who just lost...

Oh yes, did I say that none of the three of us lost money today, and the little Buddha alone lost more than 2,000.

"I. Exercise. ”

The little Buddha was sent to the sky again by the master's second bomb, the third bomb of the big tooth, and my first-hand straight, he exclaimed so angrily.

"This person, it's one life, two luck, three feng shui, four accumulations of yin virtue and five readings...... "My mood has also improved a little in the past few days, patting the kitten's head, while saying with a smile: "I saw a dead word on your face today, how do you want to die today, I will fulfill you." ”

"You guys are ruthless enough...... "The degree of distortion of the little Buddha's face is beyond my imagination, but I can understand him very well, after all, after a person has played dozens of fights with the landlord and exported more than 2,000 yuan, if he can still be calm, then he must be the dragon and phoenix among people.

Little Buddha's performance is enough to show that he is either a dragon and a phoenix among people, or a pure 24K stupid thing.

He fights the landlord is not only bad luck, the skill of playing cards to see the cards is even worse than outrageous, to the most after I can no longer bear to see him play cards.

It is no exaggeration to say that watching the little Buddha fight the landlord is really too easy for people to have a heart of compassion for all sentient beings.

Originally, Daya also planned to be an actor and let Little Buddha win a few times, but no matter how much he let the cards go, Little Buddha would still die a variety of colorful deaths, which made Big Tooth very embarrassed.

"How long have we been fighting?" The master asked.

"Eight hours." Big Tooth looked at the wall clock on the wall.

"Well, six of those hours were inked by the grandson of the little Buddha." I couldn't help grinning: "Little Buddha, why are you playing cards more ink than girls, do you want my straight, if you can't afford it, talk quickly, don't ......"

"Fuck you uncle!!" Little Buddha roared and stood up, and when I saw this, I hurriedly moved the chair back half a meter and reacted to meet the enemy, but his next words made me almost laugh and cry.

"Can't I afford it!!"

At this moment, Little Buddha's mobile phone rang, and I saw him answer the phone angrily, and he opened his mouth without looking: "you. Who's the?! ”

Those who are familiar with the little Buddha know that as long as he answers the phone when he is in a bad mood, then no matter who it is, it is estimated that he can hear the classic national scolding of the little Buddha before he has time to speak.

I thought that the little Buddha would have to scold the person for a while, but I don't know what the person on the other end of the phone said, I saw the little Buddha frown tightly, looked at me, seemed to be listening carefully to the words of the person on the other end of the phone, after a long time, he spoke, and said to the person on the other end of the phone: "Bring him over." ”

After hanging up the phone, the little Buddha sat back in his chair, lit a cigarette and smoked, but did not make a sound.

Suddenly, the little Buddha said.

"The surname is Yi, what you want seems to have been settled."

I don't know what my reaction was at the time, and I wasn't as excited as I should be, but I was stunned for a moment and calmed down.

When I asked the little Buddha for a cigarette and took a few puffs, I asked, "Make it clear." ”

"Brother, do you remember Zhao Li?" The little Buddha didn't answer me directly, but turned his gaze to the master.

"The guy who was in charge of our store's stocking?"

"That's him, didn't you transfer him out of Lu some time ago to be busy with "business", no, he happened to run into trouble. ”

It is said that just half a month ago, Zhao Li took a few guys to the territory of Guangdong, specifically to deal with some business that was instructed by the master.

Coincidentally, on the first night of their arrival in Zhanjiang, they were about to go to the beach to find a fishing raft to live in, and spend a few days of leisure in their busy lives, but they were dumbfounded as soon as they arrived at the fishing raft.

"The owner of the fishing has just come back from outside, and the boat is full of all kinds of fish." Little Buddha smiled a little coldly: "There is also a tattered copper box." ”

What kind of character is Zhao Li?

Without bragging, he can be regarded as one of the people who know the most about the antique industry among the little Buddhas.

Identifying the age of antiques, he is even more fabulous with the ability that ordinary guys should have.

Zhao Li looked at the copper box, and immediately concluded that it was an object from the Tang Dynasty, but what exactly it was used for, or how much the object was worth, this still needs specific research to estimate, after all, Zhao Li can't see the pattern on it too clearly, so he can only get it and take it back and think about it slowly.

After Zhao Li's clever flickering, coupled with all kinds of coercion and temptation, the owner of the fishing chop didn't dare to think about it, and after receiving 600 yuan from Zhao Li, he sold this thing to him.

"What's that? Is it the lamp I want?! I asked with suppressed excitement.

Little Buddha glanced at me and shook his head: "No, there is indeed something in there, but it is not what you think." ”

"It's full of treasures."

Listening to his words, I calmed down again and listened quietly.

In fact, the owner of the fishing row is not a fool, he must know that this thing is an antiquity, and it is still a valuable commodity, otherwise how could Zhao Li and the others have to buy this thing alive or dead?

But there's no way, even if you don't want to sell it, it's impossible, don't you see anyone Zhao Li with a gun in his waist?

After getting this thing, Zhao Li was happy, not to mention the value of this beautifully made box, in terms of the contents alone, most of the things that could be packed in this kind of copper box were valuable and good things.

The outside of the box was full of Taoist incantations, and there were some patterns of Taoist immortals, so he thought that the contents of this box might be related to religion.

At that time, Zhao Li was also quite puzzled, this box was a little tattered, but in fact, its workmanship was completely beyond Zhao Li's imagination.

After staying underwater for so many years, this box does not seem to show signs of permeability, and the gap at the edge is completely sealed by a kind of gelatinous substance, according to Zhao Li's experience, the inside of the box is likely to be dry.

After tossing all night, Zhao Licai carefully got the things off the edge of the box, and then

"The grandson fainted and woke up the next day." Little Buddha seemed to have a toothache, kept gasping for air, and said while scratching his arm: "Do you know what was on his arm when he woke up?" ”

"What?"

"Meat thorns, meat thorns that look like rice, dark red." Little Buddha seemed to have goosebumps all over his body, and patted me on the shoulder: "Talking to you that day, didn't you say that you have a bit of a dense phobia, then you just think about that scene." ”

"These tiny flesh thorns are all drilled out of the pores on Zhao Li's body, dense, and no one can count how many of these things he has grown." Little Buddha came to my side and said, "At first, I only grew these things on my arms, but by the time they sent Zhao Li back today, the upper half of his body was basically full. ”

I kept shivering and asked tremblingly, "Is Zhao Li dead now?" ”

"He's still alive, but he can't speak or move, like a vegetative state."

"What's in that box?" I don't want to go into the previous topic, after all, I feel sick to think about that scene, and instead of making myself uncomfortable, I should ask what I'm really interested in.

"Three tripods cast of pure gold." Little Buddha smiled: "The things depicted on it are likely to have the clues you want." ”

"How do you know that Lu Dao has the clue I want?"

"Immortal Dao noble life, immeasurable people, green lights return to the sun, and heaven gives eternal life." Little Buddha shrugged his shoulders: "You used to say the same thing to me, I feel that this thing is related to what you are looking for, what do you say?" ”

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I did a very stupid thing today.,I coded the word yesterday.,I forgot to copy it to my phone.,I only remembered it in the afternoon.。

I re-coded this chapter.,The next chapter is still in the code.,I'm already trying to hit the wall.。

The words that have been coded yesterday have to be repeated today!!

The boss doesn't allow me to go home, otherwise it will be considered absenteeism, and I will be grass!! Can I say I'm secretly coding word updates?

I wanted to go back and update it in the evening.,But it's estimated that I'm waiting for a lot of friends to update in the afternoon.,I can't let you wait longer.,Yard a chapter to update a chapter.,The next chapter will be updated in about two or three hours.,It's a code.,Forgive me for my turtle speed.