Chapter 23 When the stupid people become two, the world will become more troublesome!

- Why don't you let her follow first? Anyway, it's not in the way or anything.

After thinking about it for a while, compared to the kind of ordinary people [if you encounter a monster, you should just drive it away!] [It's good to throw away this stupid child! ] As a pure order and good faction, the sacrifice finally decided to take this stupid ice spirit to the Hakurei Shrine together.

Anyway, if she passes by the beast road, she needs to take action to clean up those who don't know whether to describe it as a beast or a demon beast.

The kind of guys who belong to the kind of guy who "no matter what kind of move you use, it's a waste", just enough to let this guy with a cute IQ try it in advance.

"Okay," with a gentle smile, she rubbed Kiruno's head and said, "Then please protect me at the Hakurei Shrine, little Kiruno~"

"Uh-huh!" After hearing the sacrifice's words, Qiluno kept nodding his head, wondering how happy he was because he could help other beings? Or happy because you can get more snacks to fill your stomach.

However, most people who know her know that it must be the latter.

However, at this time, the priest looked at a small bush not far away, and said gently, "You don't need to continue to hide over there, you can come out." ”

――I wanted to complain about why there was so much grass and stuff on a lake in Gensokyo, but once I accepted the premise that "this is a world where common sense is not allowed", it felt like it was all about nothing.

However, as soon as the sound of the sacrifice fell, the whole small grass moved, probably due to the nervousness of the beings who stayed inside.

Then, after a period of time [enough to think about whether to come out or not], the little being hiding in the grass finally revealed its appearance: it was a little girl in a single ponytail wearing a blue dress and a green yellow headband tied up on the left side, but the thin wings behind the little girl that were as transparent as insects made the priest immediately guess her identity.

"Oh? Looks like it's Kiruno's companion, huh? ”

"Ahh I'm sorry! ”

The little girl seemed to be startled by the sudden sound behind her, and jumped up in mid-air. He turned around and immediately bowed and apologized.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that. Miss Miko, please don't give me back...... I'm just here for Kiruno...... I'm sorry...... Wait a minute......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦ That one...... I'm not a shrine maiden, and besides, don't cry......"

Sai smiled helplessly, she really couldn't understand why the little guy in front of her was scared to cry by her words.

――Anyway, the little girl with blue eyes and tears is very cute? If only Ling Jun's children and I could be so cute in the future?????? Wait a minute! Oh no, I seem to be starting to get cranky again!

"Well, I'm sorry, I just wanted to find Kiruno......"

"Ahh I see, but who are you? ”

"Uh, I am? I...... I...... I'm a big goblin~ I don't have a name, but other people call me a big goblin or Miso~"

"Miso? Is it really a cute name? ”

The priest looked at the big goblin, closed his eyes and felt the energy in the big goblin's body, which can probably be called demonic energy, well, it can indeed be very weak, at most, it is just the strength of the four-star to five-star piece. It's probably about the same as Qiluno who is holding a bunch of snacks in her arms.

However, at this time, Qi Luno showed a tangled expression when he saw his companion, probably not knowing how to hug his companion first. Or do you keep holding this pile of snacks in your hand that you can eat very well?

――Is it any wonder that the creators complain that they are miscellaneous characters (note 1)? However, the cuteness is not comparable to that of miscellaneous fish~

"It's really like hugging in your arms!" The priest sent the mind of the god to speak.

As if to understand the words of the sacrifice, the big goblin's single ponytail hair immediately stood upside down like a cat's tail that had been stepped on, and after thinking for a while, the big goblin's right hand was placed on the scarf at the collar of the dress on his face, and he said weakly and sobbed.

"I ...... I know...... As long as you can let go of Kiruno, don't make a move on Kiruno. Human, I ...... I'll play with it however you want! ”

The big goblin seemed to say something very difficult to awaken, and after finishing speaking, he sat on the ground weakly, as if he had lost his strength. I could only sobbed weakly.

And the sacrificial head can't turn anymore, as if I just heard something terrible......

Probably an illusion, playing with something...... Why is it a toy?

"Well, little girl, you can't be mistaken, right?"

"Uh...... But the eldest sister told me that the females in human beings are very cooperative, and when they see little girls, they will want to play and bully, so they ...... So...... Don't hurt Qiluno, I'll bully you casually...... Please don't hurt Kiruno......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦ Although I don't know why I'm still being treated like a guy who wants to play with her when I give this stupid ice spirit so delicious, forget it, the details don't matter, now let's talk about your big sister, what do you mean by "human females are very good creatures"!! I'll knock you~"

The big goblin hugged his head and cried.

"You've knocked ......"

"That's because you kids don't have common sense!" Like a teacher, he pushed the glasses he didn't know why he was wearing, and began to educate the two little ones like teachers: "Listen, it's a man who will use the little girl as a bully and a prop to play with, that is, he only knows the terrible existence of the worker!" As for the same women, we will just raise you like dolls, and we will definitely give you good food and drink, and we will not play with you like toys. ”

"But, but?????? It's pretty much the same??????" After hearing the sacrifice's explanation, the big fairy retorted with a pitiful expression, but unlike her: Qiluno completely showed a snotty expression and nodded wrongly, although she felt that the sacrifice gave her such delicious food, and also helped her find the big sister of the sauce is very powerful.

"Well, this is the profundity of the adult world, you are too young to understand it so early." As if he found that he had been complained about, he was silent for a while and immediately reappeared like a teacher and said to the two little guys:

"Now that you've found each other, I'll go back first, and I'll give you those snacks."

After saying that, he turned around and walked in the direction of Hakurei Shrine.

- Wow! What the hell was going on just now! Are the side effects starting again! Sure enough, it's the same as the teacher said, it's completely impossible to prevent!

At this time, the sacrifice with his back to the two little guys has recovered from the state just now, and the whole person's face is as red as a tomato after remembering the way she looked just now, if she hadn't gone far, she would probably have blushed and covered her face and directly made a head squatting action!

However, at this time, Qi Luno suddenly stopped her again: "Big sister! Okay, I'm going to protect you! ”

"--Now that you've found your companions, let's go ahead and play with them." She immediately changed from the shy state of wanting to get into the cracks in the ground back to the gentle appearance of the big sister.

"But Od-chan told me to do what I promised others!" After sucking the snot that was about to fall and then flowing it out again, Qiluno said a big truth that shouldn't have come out of her mouth at all: "But Da-chan actually came back, then the two of us will protect you together!" And you can get double the food! ”

- Wait! Were you just talking about the big truth? And your fundamental meaning is actually to not let yourself go hungry!

Faced with the lines that Qiluno said that were not at all what she should have said, not only did his expression on the surface fall into a speechless sluggishness, but he was also complaining frantically in his heart, but he couldn't change the thinking of the stupid person in front of him.

Because she knows, even if she really says the complaint, she will never understand it.

"Kiruno-chan!" However, the goblin, who had a little common sense, heard what his companion said, and immediately said to the priest, "Hug, sorry! Qiluno-chan she doesn't understand anything! So please don't blame her! ”

"-Well, I don't blame her at all??????"

However, just as Sai was about to express his opinion, the big goblin interrupted her words again:

"As long as you can let go of Qiluno and don't make a move on Qiluno, I ...... I'll play with it however you want! ”

"It's back to the topic! Who else likes to play with a kid like you! Faced with the plot that returned to the previous topic, Saifu held his forehead and became more and more speechless??????

- Ah, I should have run away if I had known I??????

Faced with the girl who has completely begun to regret her choice, she said that she really hopes that time can be turned back now??????

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Note 1: Regarding the setting of the big goblin, most of them are just various brain holes in the second set, as for why there are so many second sets?

Because--the guy who wanted the recipe for Tsingtao beer himself said that the big goblin is a trash fish that is a little stronger than humans!

It's not that she's strong, and it's certainly not that she's weak.

At least compared to the current sacrifice, she is really a miscellaneous fish.

By the way, the overall chaotic setting of Gensokyo is also very troublesome if it is to divide the strength.

According to the current spoiler setting: Ling Yan is probably the kind of first-line (to be continued.) )