There is such a religious joke, when my company had a party with the army, a political commissar in the army told that there was a monk and a nun, and one day the two of them met to play billiards together.

The nun hit the first shot, and the rod almost went into the hole, but when it was the monk's turn to play, the first shot was crooked. The monk was angry and scolded: Fuck, it's crooked! The nun frowned and said, "Monk, as a clergyman, you are not allowed to speak foul language!" The monk said embarrassedly, "Be sure to pay attention next time!" ”

When it was the nun's turn, there were a few more very beautiful hole-in-ones. But when the monk hit the second shot, he actually hit it crookedly again. So the monk scolded indignantly: "Fuck, it's crooked again!" This time the nun was very angry and said, "Why are you talking rudely? The monk replied ashamedly, "I'm sorry, I won't use foul language next time!" ”

When the monk hit the third shot, it was crooked again. The monk scolded frantically: "Fuck, why is it crooked again! When the nun heard this, she roared angrily: "Monk, if you are a clergyman, you will be punished by God for repeatedly speaking foul language!" ”

After the nun finished speaking, she found that the sky was instantly covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder, and then a lightning bolt pierced the sky, and it split down with a "click". The monk closed his eyes and thought that he must have been killed by lightning, but when he opened his eyes, he found that the nun next to him had been scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

While the monk was wondering, he heard an old voice from the sky: "Fuck, I'm crooked too!" ”

Looks like my marksmanship has been crooked today. However, to my relief, it seems that the hanging bomb can be fired indefinitely, that is, it is not limited by ammunition, and this Nima is definitely a bug against the sky.

Thinking of this, I began to fight "bang bang" endlessly. It's also bad luck for that Nizi, it's not good to follow anyone, but to follow me. It's okay now, I was blindly sniped, and I don't know if it was a slap on the girl's leg or a spank on the ass, anyway, this thing fell to the ground again.

I concentrated my spiritual power on my feet, quickly ran to the other party's short distance, stretched out my right hand, pointed at the other party with a straw and asked, "Where is Xiong Yali?" Where are the souls of those two people held by you? ”

The reason why I stand farther away is because I know that this Nizi's ability is too scary, if the other party jumps over the wall in a hurry, Zuihou will give me a fish to die and the net will be broken and the net will be destroyed, wouldn't I be a big loss?

But I really thought about it too much, so I watched the other party struggle to crawl forward, and kept shouting: "Let's give a few!" Let's give a few! ”

But I shouted for a long time, and I didn't understand what the other party meant, of course, I asked some foreign friends later, and it seemed that the other party was shouting in Russian, help, save me, but I really didn't understand it at the time.

But through this Nizi's voice, I could hear that she was scared, because the voice does not deceive. So I raised my voice and shouted to the girl, "Don't run, I won't hurt you, just tell me where the woman who was with me the night before was where." ”

"Bang!" Before I could finish my sentence, I watched as Nizi touched her head with her own hands, and after the explosion, only a cold, headless corpse was left in front of me.

Next Olympics! I was no less shocked than a magnitude 10 earthquake, or a tsunami in Southeast Asia, why did you come here, and I didn't intend to hurt you, but I just asked Xiong Yali where she is now, do you treat your life in such an extreme way?

I pity such a beautiful girl like a flower, I sighed in my heart. I didn't put a shovel or anything, otherwise I would have buried it, people say that death is great, and it is safe to enter the earth, even if it is an enemy, it is not good to let people commit violence in the wilderness.

But when I thought about it, I found that the hanging bomb had quickly turned into a sharp military shovel. Rub, this reminds me of the baby Ruyi in "Gourd Baby", it seems that it really responds to the sentence "Ruyi, follow my heart, quickly manifest the spirit!" "I can change as I want to become what I need.

I went back to the place where the fight had started, gathered the shattered snakeskins together, and began digging a hole.

Damn, a spade went down, and it hung my arm. Next Olympics! The ground is too hard in this special winter, and my arm is straight up and down, Nima, this military shovel is definitely strong on the outside, and the embroidered pillow is a big straw bale, which is useless.

But when I think about it, this is not scientific! It seems that the bullet just fired can make such a deep hole in the ground, but after Mao became a military shovel, the power was reduced?

As soon as I rolled my eyes, I immediately knew what I had done wrong. Nima, it seems that I need to attach my spiritual power to the Hanging Bomb Heaven in order to be able to exert its power.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly injected half of my spiritual power into Hanging Bomb Tian, and then gently inserted it into the ground, for fear of scolding my arm again. Just listen to the sound of "poof", the hanging bomb sky is directly not in the ground, it's the same as cutting tofu, I'm damned, it's really enough cock!

Then, without much effort, I dug two rectangular pits, one to bury the snake girl, and the other to bury the Nizi whose hands could explode.

After putting my hands together and praying for the two girls, I sensed the surroundings for a while, and found that there were no other bad people watching, so I came to the side of the road and began to wave to stop the car. Since I didn't need to continue fighting, I withdrew my spiritual power into my body, but when all my spiritual power was collected, I found that I was so swollen and tired.

The feet are like stepping on cotton, the head is buzzing, there is no place in the arms and legs that does not hurt, and the double eyelids are fighting vigorously, if it weren't for the little north wind swishing and the skin hurting, I guess I would have fallen asleep a long time ago.

But when I thought of the middle-aged man's expectant expression, and Wang Lili's anxious wait for me to pass, I suddenly cheered up, no, I can't sleep, and I still have business to do.

After waiting for about 20 minutes, I finally got a turning car from the mountains to the city.

The so-called turnaround car refers to the taxi from the city to other places, because the Public Utilities Bureau has regulations, taxis are strictly prohibited from operating in other places, and if they are caught by the transportation management office, they will be fined at least 2,000 yuan.

But this group of people ignores one point, human nature is greedy, you have policies, and other taxi drivers have countermeasures. Aren't you going to let the customers come back, okay, the passengers who go to other places have to pay the driver's round-trip fare, that is, double the fare, otherwise people won't pull it.

Not to mention, every taxi that comes back with an empty car will quietly look for customers, and as soon as they get on the bus, the other party will greet the passengers and exchange names. Once detained by the operations department, both parties can call each other by name, as long as they insist that they are not operating in a different place, or if they are taking friends out for a ride, these law enforcement agencies have no problem at all.

No, pull me this taxi driver and wait for me to get in the car, and then say hello to me, and after we tell each other's names, the driver immediately asks me for the fare, for fear that I will pay the bill when I get to the place, otherwise I will be really dumb and eat coptis, and I can't say it.

to be continued