After the recruitment letter was released from the forum, Ah Wu was looking forward to it every day when he lay on the recliner. He really hoped that the next moment, he would see that there would be a candidate in his mind at the end of the road, and then he hit it off with that person, and helped the red-bearded boss find a competent sweeper, and then the boss would raise his salary, and maybe be happy, and he would give himself another few hundred yuan in funds.

In that case, I can find a good hotel with my girlfriend this week and open a room for a good night. As soon as he thought of this, Ah Wu's whole face couldn't help but shine brightly. What is brought up by this small hope is the beautiful mood in my heart that I have been working for several days in a row.

However, as time passed day by day, the "ideal boy" in his mind never appeared. His mood became more and more irritable, and he even wondered in his heart whether to find a few larger forums and repost posts with the same content.

And it was at this sensitive moment that he saw the boy walking in the distance of the road.

Dressed in a blue-and-white T-shirt, his hair was dyed yellow and then floated straight up, and it was not clear whether he caught it himself or was blown up by the wild wind, the boy was wearing a pair of gray-white non-mainstream pants, and a blue cartoon watch on his hand, as if he was wearing a ring on his index finger to indicate that he was in a state of "single aristocrat".

When he saw such a person, Ah Wu was a little messy. He has always felt that he is a more "decadent" type, he has always thought that he is the lowest and most marginal type of person mixed in society, but until today, at this moment and second, he realized that he was wrong, very completely wrong.

It turns out that there are still such non-mainstream men in the world.

I saw this man walking slowly in the wild sand, and he walked slowly like a slow-motion cartoon. The sand hit him in the face, and he didn't use his hands to block it, even for the sake of meaningless considerations such as cool and stylish, and his hands hung firmly at his sides.

The boy seemed to have come out of a Japanese anime, step by step, and it took almost twenty minutes to walk in front of Ah Wu's recliner.

In the face of such a person, Ah Wu has a psychological advantage. He was sure that the young man was not a guest, for in the past five years he had never seen a man who could not even afford a car come to the backyard of this horse farm to spend.

So this young man must be a person who applied for the job, and Ah Wu has been lying steadily like this all along, looking at the boy wearing "six-point Hokage pants" with a little disdain.

After the boy stopped, the first action he made completely thundered Ah Wu.

I saw him kick off the shoes that were on both feet, and then shouted, "Wow, these slippers are really hard to wear." The two leather three-five drags were kicked in front of the boy, and then he kept rubbing his left foot with his right foot and his right foot against his left foot, trying to rub off the sand and stone that had been embedded in his toes.

After a while, the boy finished clearing the "obstacles" on his feet, and then smiled and looked at Ah Wu.

A big drop of cold sweat flowed from the back of his head, and he said secretly: Dare to love this guy who walked so slowly just now, it turned out that it was because of this slipper......

Moreover, Shangguan didn't cover his face with his hands, not because he wanted to be cool, but because since he was officially undercover today, Gist has given him a very thin but also extremely hard mask, and he didn't feel any pain when the sand scraped his face.

After Shangguan was fully armed, he came here according to Gist's instructions, which was to apply for the role of a cleaner, and then hoped to slowly infiltrate the interior of the Lonely Alliance.

"Well, hehe, I want to ask, is this a cleaner here?" Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Shangguan had no choice but to open his mouth to break the deadlock.

At the same time, in the small communicator behind his ear, a long series of fast-paced but extremely disdainful criticisms came from Gistt: "The action is not natural enough, and it fails!" Speak too politely, fail! Playing the role of a gangster is not used to wearing three or five drags, and it is a loophole in a loophole, a failure in a failure......"

Gist's words were still crackling in his ears, and Shangguan's face was slightly wrinkled, but he couldn't say any words at all, so he could only let the long-winded temporary instructor continue to repeat.

At this time, he deeply experienced the pain of the Monkey King, and the "Tight Mantra" of Master Tang Seng should just taste like this.

Shangguan felt that his head was hurting more and more, and this minute and second, he finally began to miss the silent Guqiaolai.

It turns out that a person who doesn't like to talk is so cute......

In an instant, Ah Wu had already sat up from the recliner, he looked at Shangguan, looked up and down, and said, "Classmate, this is a full-time job, are you really here to apply?" ”

"I'm twenty-five years old." Shangguan was in a hurry, seeing that the other party doubted himself, he quickly recited his "character setting".

"Are you twenty-five years old? Hahaha," Ah Wu jumped off the recliner as if he had heard some funny joke, slapped Shangguan's delicate arm with a slap, and said, "Look at your delicate skin, so white and elastic, at most eighteen years old." "So many years of experience in the younger sister has given him a wealth of skills and abilities to identify the old sister and the main sister, but Ah Wu didn't expect that this crooked oblique skill would also come in handy at this time.

It seems that it really fulfills the old saying on the Internet: "You must always maintain the mentality of learning in life, because you don't know what you learn today, you may be able to use it one day in the future." ”

Although this sentence seems to be a bit inappropriate here......

Shangguan is usually a very honest person, and he basically hasn't lied much, but he didn't expect that as soon as he played another person, he was immediately recognized by the other party. At this moment, my heart was empty, my heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and my face turned red all of a sudden, and I didn't know how to explain it.

Fortunately, he wore a mask on his face, otherwise, even his nervous expression would have been seen through.

"Alas, it's really useless, it's still a key college student in 211 in China, and it's the most promising and innovative computer major...... How the hell do you teachers teach, how do you bring out a student like you who is old-fashioned and ingenious......" In the communication channel, Gist's words swept in like a tidal wave, and suddenly he made a fierce attack on the superior.

Shangguan secretly said in his heart: I admit that I am an old-fashioned person who does not know how to innovate, but this must not be blamed on my alma mater, let alone my teacher, because I rarely attend classes at all...... Even if the teacher tried to poison me in class, they didn't have much chance......

After Gistt repeated it, his mood was a little happier, and then he said: "As a spy, the most taboo thing is to be rigid and inflexible, so let's do what I say, and I will allow you to pass the test." ”

So, Shangguan followed Gist's prompt, first smiled, and then said: "That's right, big brother, you can see this, but although I am only nineteen years old, I have not studied for two years. I think I'm very bored in reading, and now I come out to mix in society, I used to be a professional gamer, but now I can't get along, so I want to come and find a job. ”

Well, Shangguan's explanation is indeed reasonable and reasonable. Only so-called "professional gamers" who want to play the kind of third-rate online games developed by local companies in Changsha will want to play them...... And a life like Shangguan, who is dressed in marginal clothes, no matter what he does, he can't make money and can't get along, which is also a fairly normal ending.

As soon as Ah Wu heard that the other party had some truth, he suddenly changed his role, and continued to ask the senior officer with a condescending feeling: "Well, you know what this job does, right?" ”

When he asked this sentence, Ah Wu felt very good, he liked this feeling of being superior to others and holding the fate of others in his hands, which made him feel important.

As soon as Shangguan saw that this topic had finally reached the content he had memorized, his heart suddenly became excited, and he just wanted to say I know, isn't it just sweeping the floor and cleaning the toilet, if you can't even memorize this background information, then how can I win your trust, and then how can I break into the system of the Lone Alliance.

But at this moment, Gister stopped him in time, and after another lecture, Shangguan stuck out his tongue, and only said as the other party taught: "Hehehe, I seem to have forgotten a little, just remember that it seems to be a face-to-face negotiation or something, right?" Hehehehehehe. ”

It's rare that after Ah Wu heard that the other party "forgot", he didn't get angry, and even became happy. He thought to himself, this guy is worthy of being a lazy person, he actually came to the interview himself, and he can forget the content of the position he applied for, he must have been to many companies before, and they were eliminated by others, so he went to such a remote place to try again. And this young man forgot everything else, but only remembered the matter of "negotiable", obviously because he was really impressed by the sentence "good monthly salary and specific negotiable" in the recruitment advertisement......

Hey, hey, as long as it's a person who loves money and lacks money, it's easy to talk about. Ah Wu thought to himself, isn't this the most suitable person he was looking for......

Thinking of this, Ah Wu's heart was overjoyed, but although he didn't have much social experience, he had still learned the principle of not showing his joy and anger, he stabilized his happy mood, and then slowly spoke: "That's the case, the cleaner we need here, his job content is ......"

When Ah Wu calmly introduced the super-simple work content in complicated language, Gist breathed a sigh of relief and said in the communication channel: "See, if you speak fluently just now, it won't be in line with your current lazy and gangster general 'character', it's really unprofessional...... Always remember that you are an actor! Before you talk or do something, you have to think about what you think and do as a character......"

Shangguan, who endured this nagging, could only sigh helplessly, and secretly said in his heart: "Okay, from now on, I am an actor!" ”

PS: I personally like this chapter so much, I think it's funny, I don't know if you feel it?