187 The third tenant
The housekeeper Meng Fei frowned slightly, as if he was a little unhappy, and looked at the girl who raised her hand.
"Little girl, thank you very much for being honest and letting me know what my problem is. I will adjust my methods and techniques in a timely manner to provide you with better services. Although he apologized, people with a little social experience seemed to hear the fire in his heart.
Next, the butler led everyone to the hall, divided each of the three into a room, and then gave each guest a key. Shangguan and Li Bashen were naturally in the same room, and when Meng Fei asked for their opinion on the third person, Shangguan said indifferently: "Feel free, as long as it's a man." ”
"Ahaha, don't worry, under my assignment, there will never be such an inappropriate thing as men and women living together." Meng Fei seemed to appreciate Shangguan's joke, and said happily, and then, he gave the two of them the keys and said, "You guys go up first, and I'll pick a teammate with some strength for you later." ”
You must know that although this group of people is a large team, it is impossible for everyone to be familiar with all the characters, and if you can form a small team of three or five people, it is a very good choice whether it is to deal with crises in the future or to save life in complex interpersonal relationships.
Shangguan sincerely said a lot of words of thanks to the housekeeper Meng Fei, and then followed Li Bashen from the corridor to the backyard. It turns out that although the courtyard in front of this is a very beautiful villa, if you follow the direction indicated by the sign, you will soon come to a tall building. What Shangguan and the others are holding now is the room key to this building.
After entering the hall, Shangguan and Li Yashen entered the elevator, and when the door was about to be closed, they suddenly heard a woman's voice. The voice cried out, "Who stole my pearl earrings so unvirtuously!" After that, there is a series of meaningless particles and emotional nonsense.
Shangguan just wanted to stretch out his hand to block the elevator and give Li Bashen a chance to "save the beauty of heroes", but saw the latter open Shangguan's hand, watched the elevator door close back, and after the elevator went up, he said leisurely: "This kind of woman should teach her a lesson." ”
Okay, this "love saint" seems to be still a set, and Shangguan doesn't care about him so much. After the two went up to the 11th floor, they found room 1102, and when they entered the room, Shangguan He didn't think too much, and directly took his clothes and went in to take a bath.
People from Changsha have a habit of sweating easily because the city is so hot, so everyone will take a shower at least once a day. And for a poor student like Shangguan who lives at the lowest material level, if you don't wash three or five times a day, you are embarrassed to say that you are fighting the heat. It's no wonder that every year during military training, there are many boys and girls fainting in every university, in fact, sometimes it's not a social problem like the younger generation being strawberry clan, but the name of the four furnaces is really worthy of its name, and the power is naturally so strong that it scares and screams.
It was precisely for this reason that even after arriving on the island, Shangguan still maintained his idea and habit of "first wanting to take a shower and refresh himself as soon as he settled down", and it was precisely for this reason that he rushed into the bathroom in front of Li Yashen and selfishly.
All this is also the beginning of this tragedy.
Although this hotel is owned by a private group and is not open to the public, the equipment inside is actually quite good. Perhaps because of the relationship that is used to entertain these guests from all over the world every year, each room is designed as a rare triple room in order to accommodate more guests, but this does not affect the space and comfort of the bathroom.
This is the largest bathroom that Shangguan's earthen bun has ever used. A whole super exaggerated large mirror, and then there is a large bathtub, the dual-purpose shower sprays the water temperature you need at will, and even all the toiletries in it are brand-name products, which makes Shangguan, a kid who has never been in the city, have the idea of packing everything back to Central South University.
It's a real joy to take a bath in such a comfortable place. Shangguan this kid stripped himself naked, and then jumped into the exaggerated bathtub like a swimmer, picked up the newly opened towel, and sang cheerful songs leisurely, while comfortably rubbing himself in the bath.
He even sang a rather old saliva song, saying, "I love to bathe with good skin, oh oh oh, I love to bathe with good skin, oh oh oh...... I love bathing...... Oh, the skin is good. ”
Yes, dear officials, you haven't seen it, this male protagonist who is a bit of a 2, now he only sings this song with only one lyric, and he sings the whole song again in a different key. This was not enough, he also felt that he was not yet happy, and the cleaning project was still not finished, so he had an idea, hummed the prelude, and began the great journey of the second time......
"Oh, oh, I'...... Love...... Wash...... Bath bath bath whoop! After another round of singing, Shangguan sang the climax of that section again, and he stood up naked from the bathtub, raised his hands flat over his shoulders, and made a gymnast score pose.
"Hey, you're not done, hurry up, I'm still waiting to use the bathroom." Li Yashen, who was watching TV outside, couldn't stand it anymore and hurriedly screamed into the bathroom.
And this urging did not bring a quick movement to Shangguan, but made the young man sit in the water again.
Yes, although Shangguan has been washed very clean now, human nature is always very evil, and Shangguan suddenly felt that in fact, if he "occupies the pit and doesn't", it seems to be a very interesting thing. So, he was stunned, and he soaked in this cold water, but he dragged down the time.
At this time, the door was pushed open, and the footsteps of a heavy man walked in, and then Shangguan heard Li Yashen say, "Alas, it's you......" There seemed to be a hint of surprise in his voice. Shangguan ignored the movement outside, and scrubbed for a while, only then did he feel a little bored, and seeing that his skin was wrinkled, he stopped playing, walked outside the bathtub and dried himself, and then gently pushed open the bathroom door.
Strange, why is the underwear that was originally placed on the hanging hand outside the door gone?
"Hey, Li Yashen, can you help me bring my underwear?" Shangguan shouted at the TV.
"No, it's dirty." Li Yashen's voice came from the side of the bed, and at the same time, there was a hint of disgust, "I want to take you out and take it myself, I don't care about you." ”
Shangguan sighed leisurely, thinking: This self-inflicted abuse is really unliveable, it seems that he has to be kind to his surroundings next time. "If you don't mind, I'll just walk out like this, huh?" He shouted outside.
No one questioned the voice, but Li Yashen smiled and said, "Come on, we still mind, do you think your size is very big?" "Obviously, this guy is making a yellow tongue.
At this time, Shangguan was not in the mood to argue with the other party, but said, "Then I'll come out." ”
So, without the slightest hesitation, he walked out of the bathroom.
In fact, Shangguan usually does not do this kind of thing, when I was at CUHK in the past, when it was winter, everyone in the dormitory liked to go to the school bathhouse to take a bath together, although the bathhouse in the south was not as open as in the north, but after entering, the people between the cubicles and the cubicles could actually easily observe the figure and size of other people.
Rich life experience tells Shangguan that although his size is not large, it is still within the normal range. In short, "no shame".
Besides, it's all between boys, and there's nothing to hide, otherwise, others will say that they are stingy.
"Well, then I'm out, you guys have to be careful!" After Shangguan came out, he repeated another sentence. He said this in a joking tone, as if he had walked out shopping with a big jaw fish.
"Don't be frightened by my majestic momentum, brother......" Shangguan grinned and walked to his bedside, and then, when he first arrived next to his suitcase, he saw the person sitting on the third bed, he couldn't help but curse, and then said, "How can you be in the same room with us!" ”
Shangguan casually took the T-shirt that was thrown on the bed to block his lower body, and then looked at the roommate who came in.
This person is about 1.9 meters tall, has a very strong physique, dark skin, and does not mean to be shy at all, but looks at Shangguan with a smile, as if he is very proud.
In short, there is no problem with the appearance of this person, her only problem is that she is a woman!
"What the hell is that guy Meng Fei doing, how could he arrange for a woman to come into our room." Shangguan pulled out a pair of underwear from the suitcase and grabbed it in his hand.
Gao Li, a strong girl from Africa, said with a smile: "I just came back from dinner, and then Meng Fei asked who I wanted to live with, and I saw that there were still vacant seats in the room between the two of you, so I took the initiative to ask to come with you." As if seeing through Shangguan's puzzled eyes, she said again: "When I was on the plane, I put my hand into the snake's mouth, only you warned me to be 'careful', so I think you are a good person......"
Shangguan sighed a little speechlessly. Alas, according to her previous performance on the plane, this woman is the guest of the host Funk, as long as she makes a request, let alone "live with a boy", even if it is murder and arson, maybe Funk will agree to her.
Looking at Shangguan's distressed expression, Gao Li smiled again: "Moreover, don't worry, although I saw your naked body just now, this is not considered 'physical contact' in our tribe's regulations." ”
In this way, girls don't need to kill themselves "according to the rules", and this should be regarded as "luck in misfortune".
Then, Goryeo said, "However, in terms of size, compared to African men......
"Okay, that's boring!" When the girl said this, Shangguan was afraid that the words of the other party would hurt his self-esteem for a while, so he didn't dare to listen to it, so he quickly interrupted the other party's words, turned around, and rushed to the bathroom.
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