I see, so that there is no fear. In fact, Zhang Ye didn't want to take the bus, and it was no wonder that some places had to take the bus, because he heard that there might be something bad under the ground, and he didn't know what it was. In short, to make a hovering train, sliding with a cable hanging in mid-air. In fact, Zhang Ye felt that this was more dangerous. However, it seems that these people are bold and look down. Zhang Ye has also seen it, but he can't see the scene below, but sometimes he can see it, maybe, some stages of the suspension train are particularly high. How tall it is, Zhang Ye felt that at least a few thousand meters was less. Maybe tens of thousands of meters, 30,000 feet in the air is not impossible.

"Hehe, so, you don't dare to hit me, right, I'm cool this way. ”

This is something that can't be helped, Zhang Ye still wants to mix in this so-called rice circle, if he doesn't want to, Zhang Ye doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, what is next, just start fighting. However, there is a limit to human patience, and he has not yet had a seizure, and it is clear that this man's evil taste is not enough.

"Haha, I know what you're estimating. ”

Zhang Ye finally spoke up and asked, "What do you say I'm estimating?" ”

"Do you still need to ask, don't you still use me? ”

Zhang Ye, "Well, yes. ”

"I'm a celebrity. ”

Zhang Ye's eyes widened.

The man in sunglasses finally extinguished his cigarette, and he said proudly, "I'm a celebrity, although I don't have many fans." But you, a small noodle dish who is not a celebrity, will definitely not dare to offend, haha. ”

Wrong, he made a mistake. Zhang Ye didn't say it, but he, ah, thinks, this may be a breakthrough point to become a celebrity. Celebrities have such a depraved bad taste, they must not be mixed well among celebrities, otherwise, how could this be. You must know that celebrities must pay great attention to their style, how can it be like this, indiscriminately spitting smoke rings at passers-by, which looks more funny. will lose the dignity of celebrities and so on, so there must be fans who are disgusted, which also shows that there are not many fans of this man in sunglasses, or there are no fans at all, celebrity fan crisis?

Zhang Ye said, "You're a celebrity, but I really don't know, to be honest."

"yes, then how can you put up with so many circles under my eyes. ”

Zhang Ye made up a similar reason, "Because I think you may be a celebrity,"

"Then you don't know. ”

"I'm sure if you say it, otherwise I won't be offended, because maybe you are. You see, you're a celebrity, but I'm not offended. ”

"Oh, you're so careful," he pondered for a moment, "if I had your care, maybe my future would ...... I wouldn't be like this. "Smile, like a wry smile. Zhang Ye was a little sympathetic, but of course, he couldn't show sympathetic eyes. If you weren't for the extreme kind of person, you would be sympathetic and you would think you were laughing. Zhang Ye didn't even smile, and calmed his facial expression in pursuit of perfection. Because of the smile, the two had no intersection with the fibula, and the smile must have been disguised. Celebrities must have some experience in dealing with things. Therefore, Zhang Ye said calmly, "I'm calmer." ”

Celebrities have become somewhat appreciative of Zhang Ye from the beginning, "It's good to be calm, it's good to be calm, the wormhole is the devil." ”

Zhang Ye asked, "Can you let me know about your celebrity experience?" ”

"What time is it? ”

Zhang Ye said, "The initial period. ”

"Oh?" "Oh?" the celebrity's eyes flashed, "Looks like you want to be a celebrity, right?" ”

Zhang Ye nodded, "Yes, I want to be a celebrity." ”

The celebrity shook his head at him, "No, it's wrong if you want to be baa, it's wrong, the celebrity circle, the elimination rate is too low." Once, if you can't get along, it will be a fall. Just like me, waiting for death in the midst of depravity is the most uncomfortable feeling. However, it had to be like this. It's like you're used to using eighteen thousand eight Motuo, and suddenly you need to use one piece or two of them to wear it out, what does it feel like you? There is a real desire to rise, but if you can't get it, you will have the urge to commit suicide. ”

There will be a wormhole of suicide, Zhang Ye really wants to say, not so. But he didn't say that it was better to be a quiet listener. That's how he talks a lot and knows a lot about himself. The distance to becoming a celebrity will also be much closer.

"I'll tell you how I became a celebrity in the first place. "He's regained his confidence. After all, it was probably the best time of his life. Everyone recalls the best times with more or less confidence on their faces.

"Because my mother is a big fan of celebrities, I was raised by my mother to become a celebrity. My mother made me practice piano and then sing from a young age. Drawing, anyway, I want to learn if I am dead in art, and if I don't understand it, I will memorize it by rote, and I won't draw according to the gourd. In this way, in the end, I still understand, and in the end, I still understand. Zhang Ye nodded, he knew that it was like: read a book a hundred times and see its own righteousness.

"I, ah, when I entered my youth, it was when I was radiant and successfully entered the Academy of Fame. Take a must-have lesson in becoming a celebrity every day. In fact, the probability of becoming a celebrity after graduating from the so-called celebrity academy is also very small. Although, that's the only celebrity professional college. It's really pitiful. At most, there will be a few in a class, or there will be none in a class. I was the only one in my class who became a celebrity after graduation. ”

"But once you become a celebrity, you don't compare yourself with those classmates who have been eliminated and can't become celebrities, but with those who have been professional celebrities and have been celebrities for many years. I'm not just a newbie, and I don't have any money, so naturally, there are stumbling along the way. Of course, there were a lot of opportunities for me, but I just didn't take them. Why, because I was young and vigorous, I thought that I would definitely become a first-class celebrity in the future, so I didn't have a bone to branch. Go part-time. If I go part-time, I can eventually become a second-rate celebrity. It's only me who is to blame, I don't have a clear understanding of myself, and I don't tailor it. My own level, even if my mother arranged it since I was a child, but what is it, because my mother is not a celebrity, and the teaching given to me is really limited, at most it only cultivates my interests and hobbies. I really made a mistake. When I passed puberty, it was the best time, and I could only barely make ends meet with my part-time job. Really, celebrity is a profession that eats the rice of youth. If you want to develop something, you have to take advantage of your youth, and once the youth is over, you will be like a rusty machine, although it can operate, the utility of the Tao is greatly reduced, and it is even possible to get a kro. The possibility of retiring from celebrity. He pointed to himself, "Look at me, it's the best portrayal." I'm already a celebrity who doesn't enter the stream, I'm a retired celebrity. ”

What is called a retired celebrity. Zhang Ye was very curious in his heart. The retired celebrity saw the question contained in Zhang Ye's expression, and he said, "You may be thinking, what is a retired celebrity." ”

Zhang Ye nodded.

"It's no wonder that you're not in the celebrity stream, so it's impossible to know what the term retired celebrity means. ”

"Well, you know, celebrities definitely have fans. ”

Zhang Ye said, "I know. ”

"Well, then a retired celebrity is a celebrity who has no fans. ”

"No fans and celebrities?" Zhang Ye wondered in his heart, a celebrity without fans is still a celebrity.

Retired celebrities said, "Exactly, a celebrity without fans is a retired celebrity." ”

Zhang Ye asked tentatively, "What if, I become your fan now." ”

"I'm really sorry, I'm already a retired celebrity, you alone are willing to be my fan, and I can't return to my normal celebrity status. ”

"Why. ”

He was a little impatient, "You are pressed to ask so much, you just know what I said." Anyway, that's it. Well, that's all for the topic of Mao celebrities. He suddenly laughed to himself, "Am I an idiot, how can I talk to a layman about the inside of a celebrity." ”

Zhang Ye said, "No, it's what I want to know." ”

That's when the hovercar arrives at the site.

"Passengers, please get off the bus. Pay attention to your belongings, you will not be responsible for dropping them. ”

Zhang Ye got out of the car with the celebrity.

Retired celebrity, "Why, you seem to follow me, what are you doing with me." ”

Zhang Ye, "No, I just want to continue to communicate with you." ”

"Yes. He was very curious, he opened his sunglasses, Zhang Ye saw it, his eyes were very bright, his expression was cool, and it was not false to say that he was a celebrity. Then he put on his glasses again. I did that just now, but I just looked at Zhang Ye with my real eyes. "You're fine. ”

Zhang Ye said, "I'm fine, but I want to be a celebrity." ”

"You want to be a celebrity, what do you have to do with me. If you want to find a celebrity to guide your life, you can spend money...... Oh, I know, you don't have any money, so you might as well give up on becoming a celebrity. Although, I look at you, you are still in adolescence, but if you don't have money, you can't enter the Celebrity Academy as an ordinary person. is also the road to celebrity, and he will refuse to pass you. ”

Zhang Ye said, "I want to be a celebrity. ”

"Then, you have to study at the Angry Celebrity Academy, I can't teach you anything. ”

Zhang Ye retreated, "So, how do you join the Celebrity Academy." ”

"It's very simple, you go to the application test and pass it. ”

Zhang Ye asked, "Where is the Celebrity Academy?" ”

"What, you don't even know where the Celebrity Academy is. ”

Zhang Ye, "Yes, I really don't know. ”

"Well, it looks like you're from the countryside outside the city. The standard of living in the countryside is relatively low, and projection TV is not popular. It's also hard to take things like shooting stars outside. I have even heard that some village chiefs are dictatorial and forbid villagers to accept information from the outside world, as if a village was turned into a small kingdom in ancient times. ”

Zhang Ye didn't have any expression on the surface, but he shook his head in his heart, how could he be in which environment. If it were that environment, it would be impossible to think of being a celebrity. I really want to tell him that I am not from this world, and don't look at myself from the eyes of this world. However, it was not said, after all, it was too mysterious. Even if this person is a celebrity, it is impossible to accept that he is not from this world. Because, Zhang Ye can see that he should be born and raised in this world. The so-called celebrities should be divided into two categories. One is external, and the other is internal. Zhang Ye felt that the inside should be the main thing, but the outside should be the first. How to say it, the main celebrities are all in this world, but those who are so strong that they can command all celebrities are most likely not native to this world.

He took out a pen and paper, a letter, "Here, here's my letter of recommendation." ”

"Thank you. Zhang Ye took the letter.

"You go to the Academy of Fame, maliciously conduct tests. Otherwise, it is a baby in the city, and if the background is not good, the door of the celebrity academy will not be opened. ”

At this point, it's time to separate. Zhang Ye finally asked, "Please tell me your honorific name." ”

"Honoring a big name or something, it's too far away for me. I'm just a retired celebrity. My old title can tell you, I am called: Civil Engineering Celebrity. ”

Zhang Ye followed the road map and finally came to the Celebrity Academy. In front of the gate, I wanted to go in, but the doorman stopped me, "Stop, who are you, are you a journalist or?! ”

Zhang Ye said, "Well, I'm a pending student. ”

The old man seemed strange, "Pending student?"

Zhang Ye took out a letter of recommendation,

"Yes, there are celebrity recommendations. ”

Zhang Ye asked, "How do you know that the letter I took out is a recommendation letter from a celebrity." ”

"You look at the stamps yourself. ”

"Ao?" Zhang Ye reversed, and saw the side of the stamp pasted, and the stamp in the upper left corner had two obvious words: celebrity. Holding it in my hand for so long, I didn't even notice it, and it was really a little frustrating. Mainly, this old man noticed it, but he didn't notice it, and he was a little uncomfortable. Although he is 19.3 billion years old, he is still a young man with strong ambitions. It was the prime of life.

Zhang Ye, "I'm here to test, can't you join if you pass?" ”

"It's past the school season, you're going to take the quiz, and you're waiting for the next celebrity season. ”

Zhang Ye asked, "How long will it take?" ”

"Hmph, that's a long run. ”

Zhang Ye politely stretched out his hand and gestured, "Please speak." ”

"Okay, I see that you still have a little bit of courtesy," he was very satisfied with Zhang Ye's polite gesture, and said slowly, "Our celebrity school season is generally once every ten years, but if there are a few prominent appearances, it will be extended, but not more than ten years. In other words, a celebrity school season is ten to twenty years. ”

Zhang Ye asked, "What is extension?" ”

"That's a good question," the old man nodded and said, "The so-called extension is the appearance of individual outstanding students. That's the possibility of being a first-class being. ”

"A first-class celebrity?"

"Well, yes, you know how awesome a celebrity is. The ability to absorb gold is simply unimaginable. ”

Zhang Ye shook his head, questioning that ITA is unimaginable, and of course it is unimaginable.

"You don't believe it. ”

Zhang Ye said, "I believe it." ”

"You lie," the old man suddenly became very stern, "your expression betrays you." Okay, I won't talk to you more. ”

Zhang Yexin said: Even if you lie in a flattering way, you can't do it. This old man is really straight.

Zhang Ye wandered around for a day or two, and the old man pretended not to see him when he saw him. Because Zhang Ye didn't know how long it had been since school started, he couldn't calculate the specific time point. The best way to do this is to buy a house around. Zhang Ye finally decided to settle down in the surrounding area.

Looking for a house is not suitable, not that he doesn't feel suitable, but that those people are unwilling to sell the house to him.

Zhang Ye didn't know why, because he clearly saw that most of the houses here were residential areas, and those houses were basically ten rooms and nine empty. I don't know what to do there empty, and I don't sell it to myself. However, at first, it seemed that they were all willing. In the end, after many inquiries, Zhang Ye understood. The houses around the school are monopolized. They only sell to students, and ordinary people will not give out even if they have money. So it turned out, Zhang Ye had to think of other ways. But, the nearest house, he looked, is ten kilometers away, so it's too far. Back and forth, if the registration for the beginning of the school season is electronic, stipulating that it is within a minute or something, then you will not be able to catch up. Just when Zhang Ye was entangled, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed, and he patted his head excitedly, "By the way, why didn't I think of it, there is such a way." ”