Chapter 905 The Unemployed Spider-Man
Deadpool's mouth cannon is like the magic sound piercing the brain, and everyone who listens to it is desperate to die, and they want to kill this bastard at once. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Steve stared at Deadpool angrily, then at Tony and Peter, shook his head helplessly and said secretly: "The three scum of the Avengers are all the same virtue. ”
If the three superheroes in Marvel are the most verbose, Deadpool ranks first, and Peter and Stark's chatter and mouth poison are ranked second.
Dressed in a red and black dirty one-piece robe, it looks like a knockoff of Spider-Man's suit, with two long knives behind his back, his right leg is drooping, and his left leg is shaking, looking like a hanger, plus listening to his chirping and crooked nonsense, although everyone is calm, but if you look closely, you can see that the corners of his eyes are constantly twitching, and his eyes are even more murderous.
"By the way, you don't know, that woman's figure last night was amazing......
Finally, just when Deadpool wanted to chatter, someone couldn't listen anymore.
"Oh God! That's enough! I won't say anything about your words before, but you have to think about our feelings, Wade, you're forcing us to kill you pervert! ”
Hawkeye finally can't stand Deadpool's BB, there's a lot of nonsense, and it's extremely stinky and unnutritious, and it's going to be calloused in your ears when you listen to it, is there something wrong with this guy's head, is it necessary to be so rich in associations? Or is it thought of a bunch of shameless things, doesn't he just pay attention to the people here who can't stand it?
"Talk? Oh, my God! Who said this, I don't think it's complimenting me, and you shouldn't slander a person who talks a lot like this, I just have the courage to express my inner thoughts, which reflects the truest thoughts in my heart, don't you feel it, or you are discriminating against a person who talks more, this is enough to be a crime......"
"Gentlemen, you can't exclude and insult me because you can't stand it, I'm Wade. Wilson is a good guy, but can't bully me, right? It's going to be God's light and kill you, all right! Looking at your iron-blue faces, I know how intoxicating the charm of your lack of understanding of language is, and I will give you an example, in the moonlight, I communicated with a beautiful woman last night, and then kissed each other, then hugged each other, and snapped each other...... Afterwards, they hugged each other and recounted their hearts, expressing their pleasure, but when I got up today, that chick completely ruined the atmosphere of last night, she actually asked me to give money, of course, although it was only a few hundred dollars, but she ruined that romance, I will never forgive her, yes, I'm leaving, but if you can give me some money, I will go and apologize to her, and then have a touching love with her! ”
As Deadpool's mouth cannon continued to fire, everyone at this moment, if you use comics to describe it, everyone's faces must be full of black lines, and their eyes are definitely shining like knives.
This guy is too capable bb, a series of words came down, everyone definitely wanted to kill him, but there was no way to take this guy, at this moment, they hated the immortal body to death.
"Little spider, now I suddenly find that you are very right, I apologize to you, what happened just now was wrong to me, and we don't want to listen to this guy anymore, tell us, what does that guy Fury want to do? Is S.H.I.E.L.D. doing anything big again? Stark walked away from Deadpool and came to Peter's side, saying helplessly.
Peter sighed, if he knew that Deadpool was here, he would never come here, but S.H.I.E.L.D. has been disbanded, and if he doesn't come here, there will be nowhere to go, and he doesn't want to lose his job with S.H.I.E.L.D. and then lose his job with the Avengers.
In the past, it was hard to work outside, and he had to arrest criminals, so that he couldn't even take care of his normal life, and even couldn't pay the rent, if it weren't for the fact that after entering S.H.I.E.L.D., he had welfare housing and salary, so that he could specialize in being a superhero, I'm afraid his life would still be the same as before,
Now S.H.I.E.L.D. is gone, and his salary and welfare housing have also been taken back, and because of this, he has returned to his previous life, but, fortunately, there is still a part-time job here in the Avengers League, and he came here today, originally he wanted to drink everyone to talk about his arrangements after the dissolution of S.H.I.E.L.D., but he didn't expect that everyone had not received the news of the dissolution of S.H.I.E.L.D., which surprised him.
"Alright! It's not that Fury wants to do anything, it's that I'm unemployed. Pete said with his head tilted.
"Little spider, what do you mean? Unemployment? My God! Don't you want to be a superhero anymore? Stark frowned.
And everyone who heard Peter's words didn't understand it.
"Damn bastard, I didn't mean that, but S.H.I.E.L.D. was disbanded and now I'm out of work." Peter said again.
What the?
Everyone was shocked and showed disbelief, especially Natasha, she didn't seem to have received this notice, she is a top agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., will she not know if S.H.I.E.L.D. is disbanded?
Natasha frowned slightly, why didn't anyone tell her about this?
"Oh! Oh, God! Little spider, are you kidding? Stark exclaimed.
"Peter, this kind of joke is not funny, it's the same as that chick asking me for money this morning, it's a very sad thing, you tell me quickly, it's your lie, that Fury guy still owes me wages, I worked for S.H.I.E.L.D. for a few days, but I also have a salary, they don't want to hack my hard-earned money! Then I don't agree. Deadpool teleported, appeared next to Peter, and said in a strange way.
"Unfortunately, your salary may be ruined, because my benefits last month are gone, and even the welfare housing that was originally allocated to me has been taken back, and now I am homeless and need your help, I haven't found a place to live until now, and the house in New York is too expensive, but I can't afford to pay the rent." Peter said with his hand as he pulled Deadpool's head away.
"Damn, I'm going to find the One-Eyed Dragon, and it's absolutely unforgivable for daring to hack the money of the Great Deadpool."
After Deadpool finished speaking, the whole person disappeared from everyone's eyes at once, which made everyone exhale, this guy should have left a long time ago, and staying here would be a headache.
"What the hell is going on? Why was S.H.I.E.L.D. disbanded? Steve frowned, although he didn't believe that S.H.I.E.L.D. would be disbanded, but looking at Peter's appearance, it didn't look like he was lying, and he was sure that something happened to S.H.I.E.L.D. that he didn't know.
The news of the disbandment of S.H.I.E.L.D. was so shocking that Steve had to ask clearly. (To be continued.) )