Da Shangqing Palace Xishan ring arch, fairy spirit city, eight halls and twenty-four courtyards cover an area of more than 200 acres, the palace is majestic, the pavilion is exquisite, the dragon pillar golden wall, carved beams and paintings, intended in the palace, there is a corridor between the palaces, there is a winding path corridor again, extending in all directions, Zeng Yu alone from the Wenchang Palace, through the Ziwei Palace, Taisu Temple, Qizhen Courtyard, all the way to the depths of the palace, since it came, then look at it all.

In the afternoon of midsummer, the sun shines directly, it is the hottest time of the day, but in this high hall and wide hall, there is the shade of the old camphor ancient cypress, it is refreshing and pleasant, the folding fan in the hand is not needed at all, I just heard Yu Xuan Taoist said that there are more than 1,000 Taoist priests in this big Shangqing Palace, but now Zeng Yu has walked through several halls and Taoist courtyards, but rarely meets Taoists or pilgrims, just like the immortals have taken the yellow crane to go, and the Shangqing Palace is vacant here-

Zeng Yu's lower abdomen was faintly distended, and he drank two more cups of rice wine at Huang Laohan's house, because the Luxi fish soup was delicious, and he drank a lot, and the Qing Palace was cool and didn't sweat much, so he became more and more anxious, looking east and west, but he couldn't find the latrine, and asked a Taoist priest outside the four desecration halls, and the Taoist priest pointed to the south: "Out of the palace gate." "Hurried away.

Zeng Yu rolled his eyes at the back of the Taoist priest, and said in his heart: "I still have to ask you when you go out of the palace gate, do you Taoist priests have to go out of the palace gate to the Luxi River to pee, there are toilets everywhere in the palace, uh, that is more than 400 years later." ”

Zeng Yu didn't want to go out of the palace gate, it was time-consuming to come and go, anyway, the Chinese-style peeing was adapted to local conditions, so he went to the remote and secluded depths, zigzag and walked a small half a mile, a wall blocked the way, a small door was hidden, outside the wall only saw distant mountains and near trees, there was no palace pavilion, I thought that I had walked to the back door of the Great Shangqing Palace, so I pushed the door in, but it was still a small courtyard, there were two grass houses under three or five ancient cypresses, not a temple or a Taoist courtyard, simple and simple, quiet and uninhabited-

This is it, Zeng Yu went to a big tree behind the robe and took a happy time, shivered twice, smiled and lifted the waist of his trousers, slowly tied the soap silk, no urine and a light body, at this time, there was a woman on the side of the grass house:

"I'm going to kill him!"

Zeng Yu was taken aback, and said in his heart: "I encountered a homicide, there is such a coincidence!" Turning out of the big tree, a little Taoist priest in a gray robe and yellow crown ran out of the grass house with a bright sword and rushed straight towards him.

Zeng Yu looked left and right, there was no one else, and he hurriedly said: "Here are the students who came to Wenchang Hall to make incense, I don't know if there are people here, ahhhhhhhhhh

The little Taoist priest's peach cheeks were red, his willow eyebrows were upside down, he rushed to run, stabbed with a sword, Zeng Yu didn't finish his words, and hurriedly flashed behind the tree, and a person on the side of the grass house shouted: "Naturally, don't be reckless." ”

This little Taoist priest should be a little Taoist aunt who said with a mouth: "He frightened Lu Xian, he frightened Lu Xian!" Shuriken slashed at the tree, sawdust bark splashed, looked down and saw a wet puddle under the root of the tree, urine was suffocating, more and more annoyed, holding the sword and chasing Zeng Yu again, fierce and domineering: "I have to ask you to eat my sword today." ”

The crazy little Taoist girl blocked the way out, Zeng Yu had to run to the grass house, and under the grass house stood an old Taoist priest with white hair, Zeng Yu shouted: "Master save me." Running to the old Taoist, the old Taoist glared at him, turned his head and said to the little Taoist aunt who was chasing after him: "Don't be reckless, don't be reckless, maybe you can save it." ”

Xiao Daogu pointed her sword at Zeng Yu, and said with tears in her eyes: "Lu Xian will not come again, Lu Xian will not come again, woo woo woo-"

Zeng Yu was extremely puzzled, he thought that no one here was secretly urinating here, and he was found to be scolded, but this little Taoist aunt shouted to let him eat a sword, how can he not be guilty of dying, and what did he say to startle Lu Xian, Lu Xian will not come again, which made him the second monk puzzled, and thought: "Isn't Lu Xian Lu Dongbin, could it be that Lu Dongbin just went down to earth, but was scared away by my pee?" ”

People were under the eaves, had to bow their heads, Zeng Yu to Xiaodaogu and the old Taoist priest repeatedly said: "Xiaosheng is wrong, Xiaosheng is wrong, I don't know that the two of them are here, people have three urgency, I really can't help it, Xiaosheng apologizes." ”

The little Dao Gu's eyes widened and said, "What's the use of apologizing, I just want you to compensate my Lu Xian." ”

Seeing Zeng Yu's blank face, the old Taoist priest shook his white head and explained: "The old Taoist and the two are helping Lu Xian, but they are scattered by you—where are you a showman?" ”

Zeng Yu thought to himself: "It turned out to be a helper." He replied: "I am a student of Guangxin Mansion, and my friends came to the Wenchang Hall of the Qing Palace to worship and pray for dreams, but I don't know that the two of them are here to help the couple, please forgive me." ”

The little Dao Gu pointed at the ground with a sharp sword, and glared at Zeng Yu angrily: "You frightened Lu Xian, Lu Xian will punish you for failing to pass the test repeatedly, and you will not pass the test even if you are old." ”

Wow, for a scholar, there is nothing more vicious than this curse, Zeng Yu deliberately annoyed: "Lu Xian can be invited again when he goes, but your little Taoist aunt curses me until I am old, how can this be what a monk should say." "It's about being anti-customer-oriented.

Xiao Daogu shouted: "You can invite you again, you can say it easily, please take a look." ”

Zeng Yu looked at the appearance of this little Dao Gu who was fourteen or five years old, her hair was as black as lacquer, her lips were red and her teeth were white, especially her eyes, shining with brilliance, but her face was a little narrower, but she looked at it with a clear and beautiful atmosphere, and it was really the beautiful little Dao Gu of Zhong Lingyu of Longhu Mountain, and said: "Xiaosheng came to Wenchang Hall to pray for a dream, and he didn't help him, why did he ask me to please see, as the saying goes, 'those who don't know are not guilty', how can Lu Xian blame you for my ignorance and disrespect." ”

Xiao Daogu said angrily: "What doesn't know is not guilty, do you think Fu Ping is a treat to drink, you collided with Lu Xian, but Lu Xian blamed me, and I won't be invited in the future." ”

The old Taoist priest waved his hand and said: "Naturally, there is no need to say more, this is also a fixed number, and that couplet should not be drafted by Lu Xian." ”

Xiao Dao Gu was a little less angry and said, "I'll try again, can Ken invite other immortals." When he walked past Zeng Yu, he glared fiercely, his eyes were very big, almost occupying half of his face, and he "snorted" and went into the grass house.

The old Taoist priest said to Zeng Yu: "Xiucai, go out, how can the temple and palace be desecrated, don't do it like this in the future." ”

Zeng Yu bowed and said: "Yes, Xiaosheng knows that he is wrong, Xiaosheng takes the liberty of asking, I don't know what couplet the chief asked Lu Xian to draft?" If it is said that the pair is right, Xiaosheng is quite good at it, and he may be able to serve to redeem his unintentional mistakes. ”

The little Taoist aunt in the grass house said in a delicate voice: "The day after tomorrow, there are many talented people gathered in the Dazhen Mansion, to choose the best couplet engraved on the pillar of the main entrance, you little show dare to write couplets with those people, gentry, and talents, don't be overwhelmed, spare you today, go yours." ”

Zeng Yu asked: "Isn't there a couplet at the gate of the Dazhen Mansion?" ”

The old Taoist priest said: "During the Zhengde period, there was a Hanlin who drafted a couplet - the unparalleled land in the south, the first in Xijiang, which has been hanging all these years, but Zhang Zhenren feels that this couplet is not grand enough, so he invites talented people in Jiangxi to re-question the couplet, Xiucai, can you really pair it?" ”

Zeng Yu said with a smile: "The pair is something that you have to learn when you are in Mongolia, and Xiaosheng is quite talented here, so why don't you let Xiaosheng give it a try?" ”

The white-haired and kind-eyed old Taoist priest smiled and said, "This-the old Taoist can't be the master." ”

The little Dao Gu walked out again, looked Zeng Yu up and down with a pair of bright eyes, and said: "Since you are eager to atone for your sins, then I will give you a chance, I will make a link first, if you can talk about the door link to the next link." ”

Zeng Yu said: "Please ask the fairy Gu to come out of the upper link." ”

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