806 - Unexpected Resurrection
Good guy, this perverted man is really unkind, he didn't wait for Chen Guosheng to call, his tongue was all on it.
We were stunned for a long time, until Chen Guosheng let the pervert start retching, and then we reacted.
Didn't wait for me to move. Seeing Yang Daoye frowning first, we all thought that he was excited and wanted to participate, but Yang Daoye shook his hand and pulled out a dragon and tiger mountain fire talisman from the loose cuffs, and then bent down and gently put it on the back of the man who was pressing Chen Guosheng's pants and kissed violently, and walked back.
Come to us. Yang Daoye turned around and looked at the two people who were hugging each other with 'passion', and while raising his hand to seal the seal, he shouted 'break' in his mouth, and as soon as the word 'break' came out, he heard a 'hula', and the fire talisman attached to the back of the man in his pants immediately burned into a big fire.
However, something amazing happened, even though his back was on fire, the man in the pants didn't seem to feel any pain at all, and was still hugging Chen Guosheng tightly for a wild kiss.
glanced at Chen Guosheng. We all couldn't help but feel distressed.
In the battle half a month ago, he was not lightly injured, after all, he was an ordinary person, it was good to be lucky enough to stay alive, his body was almost completely unable to move, and he was only able to get out of bed and walk around until the past few days, but his limbs were still not strong.
Now being pressed to the ground by the man in the pants is a fierce kiss, he can't even struggle, his mouth is blocked by the man in the pants and can't scream, we are all stunned around and don't save him, he is pressed to the ground by the man in the pants can only be full of despair, tears flowing......
But the dragon and tiger mountain fire talisman on the back of the strange pants man burned for about twenty or thirty seconds, and suddenly the pants man raised his head suddenly. His eyes were round and his face was snow-white, and suddenly he screamed-
"Oh mama! Burn me! ”
didn't wait for the scream to fall, the man in the pants was lying on the ground with a 'poof' and rolled in pain, we were stunned again, and then we saw Yang Daoye staring at the man in the pants who was rolling on the ground. He grinned and said, "This grandson...... Could it be really...... Roe deer, right? ”
As soon as Yang Daoye spoke, we didn't answer, because we didn't know how to answer.
However, except that the face didn't look like a person at all, this pervert's every move, smile, and even unusually slow reaction was just like a stupid roe deer, but......
But the roe deer was obviously killed half a month ago?
We were stunned. The perverted man in pants has been rolling on the ground, tears in pain, and then looking at Chen Guosheng, he is also lying on the ground choking desperately, retching twice every time he sobses, and he can't spit it out if he wants to, and his hands are scratching on the ground in the shape of claws, leaving scratches on the iron plate on the ground, and tears can't stop flowing down......
Looking at Bailong again, he was probably frightened by the enthusiasm of the man in the pants just now, and he was sitting on the bed stupidly at this moment, and he wouldn't move......
"This ...... What the hell is going on? ”
I finally couldn't hold back my exclamation, but just then, a burst of laughter was coming from a small mezzanine room at one end of the lab......
With that hearty laughter, I saw that a man in a black suit and black sunglasses had walked out of the room, followed by another young man in a white coat and a black knitted hat.
The second young man who came out wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and we never seemed to have seen him, but the first person to come out was all too familiar to us, and it was Yang Death.
"Yang died, what the hell is going on? Who is this pervert? ”
As soon as he saw Yang Death walk out, Bailong was the first to jump out of bed, pointing at Yang Death and roaring angrily, his eyes were red and choked when he roared, and tears almost burst out of his eyes, obviously frightened by the man in his pants.
"Hehe, don't get excited, after all, he hasn't seen you for so long, it's just a little too enthusiastic."
After Yang Death said this, the man in his pants who was lying on the ground and rolling on the ground had stopped struggling, stood up and glared at us, glared indignantly and said, "What's wrong?" You don't know me, what's wrong? Alas, mom, but thanks to me, I still miss you, and your gang of big san (mountain) cannons are also a little chilling! ”
This voice, this tone, and the action when he speaks, this man in pants is just like a stupid roe deer, but before we can understand, the man in pants has already slapped himself twice with his hooves, and laughed: "It's me!" Chow Yun-fat! Chow Yun-fat! I! ”
"You...... You're so stupid...... Silly roe deer? ”
It was like a dream, and Yang Death spoke again, but he had already pulled us out of this incredible dream, making us sure that this was reality.
"You read that right, he is your stupid roe deer, half a month ago when our people cleaned up the scene in the wreckage of the village found him, he was severely burned, almost no skin left, our people thought he was dead, but when we were about to clean up his body, we found that he was still breathing, and his vitality was simply too tenacious......"
"Don't you mind if it doesn't look like?"
The man in the pants turned his head and glared at Yang Death, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Do you know that our hometown of Daxinganling is cold and cold?" Alas, oh my god, the brain melon seeds are frozen and icy, the face is frozen red, and the crotch shaft is frozen and dislocated, you pee outside in winter, and the urine is inseparable from J.B, and the big icicle smacks the pie (fart) strand behind the peggy (fart) strand and pulls for a winter, and the spring of the next year will be frozen, and the J.B with poor body bones will be frozen for you...... With my brother's physique, my sister (didn't) have ...... Just a fire, and you can still burn me to death? What a, ......"
"Hehe, what you said is true." Circumference to the edge.
Yang Death smiled, and continued: "If you change to an ordinary person, even if it is an ordinary demon, it is estimated that you will die if this fire burns......"
After listening to the conversation between the two, everyone reacted, and quickly asked before and after excitedly, and the main question was undoubtedly only one-
"Are you really a stupid roe deer Chow Yun-fat?"
"Brother, how many people don't believe it? Come! Hug one! ”
"Hug your uncle!"
Although there was a burst of scolding on the street, when we saw the stupid roe deer who had been sacrificed half a month ago standing in front of us again, we were so excited that everyone's eyes couldn't help but moisten.
I slapped the stupid roe deer twice, although it was high-definition, I still sobbed, and couldn't help but lower my head and smile bitterly: "It's okay, it's okay...... If only the third brother and my aunt could do the same, how much more...... How wonderful......"
Seeing that my emotions were a little out of control, my parents hurried over, and after a period of comfort, my emotions finally stabilized.
While everyone was talking excitedly with the stupid roe deer, Yang Daoye walked up to Yang Die unusually calmly, frowned and asked: "This is impossible, in that case, even if the roe deer is not burned to death, it will be bitten to death by countless zombies around it, how can it still come back to life?" Yang died, what the hell did you do to him? ”
Hearing this, I couldn't help but tremble in my heart, and when I looked back, I saw Yang Death smiling slightly, and said, "Second brother, I'm afraid that you are a bit of a villain's father of a gentleman, right?" I didn't lie to you, he did survive by his own vitality, but when we found him, he had been burned to the ground, even if we tried our best to save his life in the past half a month, it was impossible for his skin to be completely restored, so I invited the best medical staff of our Witch Sect to re-graft his skin, and he became what he is now......"
"You...... Seriously? ”
Yang Daoye seemed to still have suspicions, but Yang Death only shrugged his shoulders, and then waved his hand, and the young man with a knitted hat and a white coat standing behind him had already stepped forward, pushed his glasses, and said: "Yang Daoye, what the sect leader said is true, we have been working hard to save him almost day and night for half a month, and the patient's skin grafting operation was completed by me, my name is Chen Shulin, and I am the chief medical officer of the Turtle Mountain Headquarters of the Witch Ghost Sect, please advise me......"