Shangguan calmed Li Yagami's emotions for a few days in a row, and after spending a few days in the hotel with this guy, he began to feel more and more strange.

He vaguely felt that Li Bashen's trip, in addition to alleviating his lovelorn emotions, seemed to have other motives and expectations. Not to mention anything else, even if he goes to the supermarket every day, he follows him, and every time he buys something, he has to rush to take the list to collect it, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

Li Yashen seemed to want to know every commodity Shangguan bought, every kind of food he ate, and even the brand of underwear he cared about, this kind of enthusiasm...... I really can't help but let Shangguan, who watches all kinds of jokes on Weibo every day, become vigilant.

"Is it possible...... My brother...... It turned out to be an attacker? "Although Shangguan doesn't know how to distinguish between attacking and receiving, if the other party has such an interest, then he can't accompany him.

Because, although he has suffered a lot of emotional damage, in terms of physiology, he is still an extremely normal boy who likes women. This is an ironclad fact that he cannot and absolutely does not want to change.

Finally, after buying something from the convenience supermarket on this day, he couldn't stand it at all when the two of them excluded the checkout.

Because Shangguan saw that Li Bashen actually took a box of Jieshibang from the small shelf next to the payment office!

What the? Innocent as your readers are asking, what is JSB? Well, let me popularize science myself, Jieshibang is the condom brand second only to Durex in terms of sales and status in China. Although this brand does not have as many product lines and complete categories as Durex, it is relatively less counterfeit, which is a good purchase choice.

Well, the topic is a little too far away.

In other words, the protagonist of our story, Shangguan Yi, although he has experienced many tragic battles, he is still a firm and gentle good man in terms of feelings. He absolutely couldn't tolerate his good friend having such a thing about his body, so he snatched the small blue box and said, "Hey! I'm not the kind of person you think! ”

Because of his over-excitement, his volume was a little loud, and he immediately attracted everyone's attention.

It's good now, I only see all the pedestrians. Including some aunts with children, they all looked at the two boys who were grabbing the same box of condoms in their hands. Seeing that these two boys are white and pure, at this time, they will not have the positive idea of "these two babies have grown like this because they have been sitting in the driver's cab for a long time and have not been exposed to the sun", they seem to be thinking of the Japanese kind of male and male comics at once, and projecting various plots onto them.

Seeing that it was difficult for him to ride a tiger, Shangguan lowered his angry voice and said, "Li Bashen." Do you remember, in the past, we had the decision to fight! ”

The former Shangguan and Li Yashen belonged to the Mecha Association and the Lone Alliance respectively, and both of them had similar ages and little difference in mecha strength at the same time, so the two were like rivals in the comics, and they did have the idea and agreement of "must fight each other".

It's just that I didn't expect it. After Shangguan's cultivation in the underground fighting arena during this time, he was already much stronger than Li Bashen unconsciously. In this way, the two of them can already decide the winner without competing, and of course this matter will be over.

On the contrary, Li Bashen was suddenly mentioned such a thing, and he couldn't help but blush when he thought of the past and present of the two.

Shangguan Yizheng said solemnly: "I have always treated you as a respectable opponent, I thought you would work hard and be motivated. But I didn't expect that a person like you would lose even his 'nature' because of a blow. I don't know anyone like you, and I'm ashamed of a friend like you. ”

Actually. It is not unacceptable to change their sexual orientation because of emotional frustration, and many boys have also discovered their "true sexual orientation" after having a girlfriend and falling out of love, and found a new spring and warmth on top of their feelings. The current Shangguan is so unhappy, mainly because he has become the target of this "New Warmth Plan".

It can be said that now Shangguan is on the verge of a very unpsychological breakdown, and the people he has known since he was a child are all good young people, and now he meets a homosexual, and he really doesn't know how to react.

"You...... What do you mean? To Shangguan's surprise, when Li Bashen was so accused, there was a very panicked look on his face.

Shangguan shook the condom in his hand in the air and said, "I've bought all the condoms, do you think I don't understand the dirty trick in your heart?" He looked like a messenger of justice, but after Li Yashen took a step back, he actually looked at him with a look that looked at a strange person.

Shangguan also felt a little strange at this time.

"Uh...... I said, "Gentlemen, are you still ready to settle the bill?" The people in the back are all waiting. At this time, a girl wearing a red and black supermarket uniform gestured her hand to this side, and then asked in a very polite tone.

It seems that she regards Shangguan and Li Yashen as a pair of good friends who are quarreling.

"Hey, we're not in that relationship......" Seeing that Li Bashen didn't quibble, he walked directly to the cash register, although Shangguan followed, he quickly clarified and said. When he wanted to put away the box of condoms, he was snatched by Li Bashen at once, handed it to the cashier, and said very calmly: "Count this too, thank you." ”

The cashier looked smooth and tender, and it was estimated that he was just a girl in her early twenties who had just come out of society, and after seeing this box of condoms, she was stunned, but she was a little embarrassed. Then, she pretended to calm herself down, and said calmly: "It's fifty-six yuan in total...... Oh, no, I'm sorry, it's sixty-five dollars. ”

After blushing and taking a hundred-yuan bill handed over by Shangguan, she quickly made change, and then said "thank you".

Shangguan, who had taken the money, also felt extremely embarrassed. He really didn't know, this damn lovelorn ghost Li Yashen, what would be the use of buying Jieshibang at this time, could he blow it up as a balloon?

"Eh, Yagami, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

The two had just walked out of the checkout area. After passing the supermarket detection machine, in front of the two, a tall girl rushed over, her voice was very squeamish, and she helped Li Bashen lift a small plastic bag, and her face was flushed, just like a happy little girl.

This? What's going on?

Shangguan looked at all this in front of him and was a little stunned. He never thought that Li Yashen who stayed with him all day. When he bought a condom, there were really other people who would be willing to "use" it with him. This feeling of fright made Shangguan's brain unable to react directly, and he stayed in place like a fool and smirked, "Hehe, hehe......"

He knew it would be embarrassing, and he knew he should say something, but he couldn't say anything. On the contrary, Li Bashen said calmly with extreme disdain. Said: "This is my friend, Shangguan Yi." You've probably seen it on TV. ”

"Ugh. Shangguan Yi, it's that young man. "Now with the progress of the mecha fighting match, although Shangguan is not a big star, people still know him as a dark horse. When the girl talked about him, she couldn't help but show a look of excitement in her tone.

"Uh...... Hehe, hello. Hello. Shangguan was a little at a loss, but he could only respond to the other party's words calmly.

No, no. If he doesn't understand this situation, he will definitely be suffocated from internal injuries in his heart. Shangguan pulled Li Bashen aside, lowered his voice and said, "What's the matter with you." If you can't find a girlfriend, you don't have to do this, find a chicken to vent, don't you want to believe in love in the future! ”

In Shangguan's heart, no matter how much physical loneliness and emptiness he has to endure, feelings can't be marked with any relationship symbols with money! In this regard, he is absolutely principled.

"Khan ...... Where's it," Li Yashen sneered and said, "This is my girlfriend." He pointed to the girl who was walking a few steps in front of the two of them, and said very calmly. At this time, where is he still the appearance of the lovelorn young man, like a young man with a successful career and a promising future.

"You...... You stay in a hotel all day, how can you possibly have a girlfriend? Still is...... Are all the bitter love scenes you played before you lie to me? Shangguan couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and said with such questioning.

"What, of course not." Li Bashen stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Shangguan, and at this time several people walked to the front of the taxiing elevator, because he was in a good mood, he jumped up all of a sudden, like a child who had just gotten his favorite toy.

"Then you'd better recruit them all." Shangguan was still angry.

Li Yashen then said: "That's the case, haven't you heard of the 'Lovelorn Alliance Chat Room', which is an emotional exchange area built for the people of this underground fighting city, and it is very popular now." Although the chat room is a bit outdated, there are still a lot of people here, and everyone needs to write their own experience of falling out of love into an article, and submit it to the room owner for review and approval before entering, where you can find people who have the same sad experience as yourself, and you will find that in this world, you are not alone......"

When he said this, seeing that the center of Li Yashen's speech had deviated in the direction of "promoting the benefits of lovelorn chat rooms", Shangguan hurriedly raised his hand, stopped him, and said, "Come on, come on," he was a little impatient, "Tell the point, talk about the point." ”

"Hahaha," After a friend's guidance, Li Bashen realized that the focus of his speech had caused Shangguan, a single person, to be unhappy, and quickly hit haha, "Anyway, the point is, I met Xiaomang in the chat room, and then we quickly fell in love online." ”

"Huh?" Shangguan was stunned for a moment, but he didn't react. He did ask the other party to say the main point, but this time he directly said such a short and powerful point, which is too powerful...... At this time, he didn't know how to respond.

"Uh......" Shangguan thought for a while, then said, "No wonder you've been in the room all day lately, I thought you were pretending to be melancholy, but I didn't expect that you kid was hunting for beauty." "When it comes to this. Shangguan glanced at Xiao Mang, who was walking in front, although this girl had a little freckles on her skin, she was very tall, although she was a little fat, but her upper circumference and buttocks were extremely plump. It can be said that having such a girlfriend. And it's much better than being single.

He was still angry just now, but he didn't expect that in just a few minutes, he sympathized with himself.

Alas, do the math, I've been single for a while. It will be until what year and month will there be a person who will come out and like himself. And to be entangled with yourself?

The thought of this kind of problem is really a headache.

Li Bashen brought the big bag of things that were originally going to be purchased and brought home in his hand, took out the box of Jieshibang, put it in the trouser pocket of the slacks, and then returned the bag of food to Shangguan, and said, "Okay, young man, come on." As long as you look positively, you will soon find the second spring of your life. ”

Sweat...... This is a word of encouragement. It seems that Shangguan is already a fifty-year-old unmarried old man. After hearing such an unpleasant sentence, Shangguan couldn't help frowning.

"Hehe," Seeing that the two of them walked to the fork of a subway entrance, Li Bashen suddenly stopped, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Do you want my brother to give you the URL of the chat room?" ”

"Go, go, go. I don't believe in online dating myths. "Shangguan has never been very interested in this kind of thing.

"That'...... Good luck. Seeing that there is nothing to help this friend at the moment, Li Yashen is not ready to talk too much nonsense, he still has a show all of a sudden, and he wants to go shopping in the snack street with his new girlfriend in the evening, and then he can't help it. He should go to the open room to "stay for one night", and he is very happy when he thinks of tonight's trip.

He whistled and walked forward, seeing that he was about to head to the sidewalk on the right, and if he walked five or six meters forward, he could catch up with his new girlfriend. Once there, it's the beginning of the most enjoyable two-person world tonight.

But at this moment, Shangguan suddenly stopped him and asked, "By the way, I still want to ask you something." ”

"Uh...... Go ahead. Li Yagami's interest was disturbed a little, he was a little unhappy, but he was still on the verge of politeness.

"Aside from the understandable fact that you buy condoms, why should you look at the list of things I buy at the supermarket, or even what brand of underwear I wear?" Although it was a bit strange to ask this question, Shangguan had always had doubts about these two points in his heart.

"Ha, boy, you've read too much on Weibo." Li Bashen suddenly walked over, put one hand on Shangguan's head, and said in an elderly and "passerby" tone: "I looked at the list to see the name of the supermarket, and I was in a hurry when I went in, and I forgot to look at the signboard." After reading the list, I was able to tell Xiaomang where we lived, and then she realized that she would come here to join me today. ”

Well, Shangguan thought about it, and sure enough, it still made some sense.

"But what about the panties? The two boys pay attention to each other's panties, so it's a little disgusting to say it. Shangguan said as if holding on to the last straw.

After hearing this, Li Bashen said with a smile: "What kind of brain are you, I saw that your underwear style is not bad, of course I want to see what brand it is, and then buy one for myself." I'm not going to open a room tonight, I have to dress nicely, otherwise it will be too bad for the scenery and how moodless! ”

Shangguan suddenly realized. Then, at the same time, he couldn't help blushing at the slanting thoughts that had arisen before him.

"Sooner on,......" he muttered, but he was not embarrassed to raise his head again.

"In short, it's completely normal for you to have such thoughts," Li Yashen patted his buddy on the shoulder again and said, "You should also have no girlfriend for a long time, that's why you have so little confidence in yourself." It's written on the bulletin board in our chat room, as long as you have a little more confidence in yourself and participate in a little more social activities, slowly, you will definitely meet the opposite sex who is in tune with you. ”

These were supposed to be words of encouragement and warmth, but now from the mouth of the man who was going to have an affair this night, it made him feel a little unhappy and uncomfortable. "you," Shangguan said with a feigned disdain, "if your set is useful, the name of the chat room doesn't need to be called 'Alliance of Lovelorns'." ”

He wanted to fight back like that, but unfortunately, it wasn't strong at all.

I saw that Li Bashen just smiled faintly and said, "Well, I completely agree with your point of view, because Xiao Mang and I have just withdrawn from that chat room today because we have been looking for a 'true love' relationship." ”

This guy smiled innocently, it was supposed to be a warm smile, but for some reason, Shangguan felt that he was unusually annoying.

Li Yashen quickly said goodbye to Shangguan, and then chased after his new girlfriend and took the girl's hand. The girl pretended to be reserved and struggled twice, but she didn't break free, so she lowered her head slightly, and let Li Yashen hold it.

Li Yashen's big round face looked at the girl with a smile, and Shangguan looked at his side face, at this time, Shangguan felt that this guy was even more annoying. (To be continued......)