October 20, 2007.

After this period of cultivation, the fat uncle's complexion has obviously recovered a little, at least not as exaggerated as at the beginning, and he has to rely on an oxygen mask to maintain his breathing.

On the day we were discharged from the hospital, all the doctors and nurses we met looked at the fat uncle's eyes, just like I saw my junior high school math test score of 59 points, so shocked, so unbelievable.

In their words: someone who breathed so much is now discharged from the hospital ?!

"Hungry Club (said) Ah Chen San deliberately made up the hunger" The fat uncle was helped into the car by me and Hai Dongqing, and went straight to Xinzheng Airport in Zhengzhou, except for the regret on his face, the rest was all murderous.

It is no exaggeration to say that Uncle Fat's current attitude towards Chen San is to kill him as soon as possible, even if he can't break the net, he has to drag Chen San to Huangquan together.

Maybe you don't understand what happened during this time.

No matter what Chen San said, he is also Uncle Fat's life-saving benefactor, why does Uncle Fat want to kill Chen San?

Very simple.

You shouldn't have forgotten it, right?

How did Chen San teach me to remove the jackal Gu in the first place? That bottle of stuff is really

All in all, in our opinion, the relationship between Chen San and disgusting is inseparable, and where he is, there must be some situations that make people a little uncomfortable.

Well, that's right.

This time, the things that the fat uncle used to raise yang are even more disgusting than that.

Although the fat uncle didn't ask much about how the "porridge" he drank was made, let alone witnessed the production process of the "porridge water", when the fat uncle accidentally found meat in the bowl, he vomited.

There are a number of centipede heads, a number of raw chicken combs, and some unknown insects.

"Three times a day, take it for seven days, bask in the sun more, eat more beef and mutton, drink less ice, and you can almost raise it back in half a year, you can't exercise vigorously during this time, and you can't use any yin and yang techniques, the yang in your body does not suppress the yin, and the use of magic is to find death, and you will be eaten back halfway." Chen San instructed us like this before leaving, and the expression on his face was extremely excited: "It's the first time I've used Gu Yang to raise Yang!" ”

"I'm grass!"

The above two unqualified words were not what I said, but the fat uncle said them in a round voice after hearing Chen San's words.

Regret not at the beginning, heartache, these two words are used to describe the expression of the fat uncle at that time, which is really appropriate.

Before sending Chen San away, I stuffed him with a red envelope of 10,000 yuan, Chen San almost didn't scold me at that time, he asked me at the door of the hospital, did you look down on him? Did you want to punch him in the face?

I can't find anything to say when I hear this, no matter how I explain it, Chen San still says: Is it slapping me in the face?

In the end, I could only take back the red envelope and forcibly stuff him with 5,000 yuan.

The good name said: This is the travel fee, if you don't take this money, I won't dare to look for you in the future.

"Then the perfume should not be damaged if it is checked in, right?" The fat uncle leaned back in the chair and asked me, I shook my head: "Definitely not, the packaging is seamless, this will never be broken." ”

The perfume that Uncle Fat said was naturally the oily liquid in the coffin.

In order to bring these things back to Guiyang, Hai Dongqing went to the antique market in Qinyang City to order a sandalwood box, which was engraved with the five big characters of "Treasured Souvenirs", and then he spent five yuan to run to a nearby copy shop and asked someone to print a commemorative certificate in color.

In just one day, the treasure we worked hard to get became a modern imitation souvenir processed by Hai Dongqing.

After reading the color printed commemorative certificate, I vaguely blurred the following picture in my mind for a while

"Hello, may I ask you what these are"

"Perfume."

"Oh, so it's a bit of a thing of this."

"Oh, those three are perfume bottles."

Thinking of this, I couldn't help grinning, if someone was looking for trouble for a while, then I would directly ask Hai Dongqing to go up and resist it, anyway, his dead-like combat power was enough, and no one dared to mess with him.

Even if it is noisy, it may not be able to make trouble.

Even if you can make trouble, you may not be able to beat him.

"What are you laughing at?" Hai Dongqing asked me suddenly, his eyes full of curiosity.

"By the way, Uncle Fat, I really forgot to ask you something." I slapped my head and thought of an excellent topic to divert Hai Dongqing's attention: "The one you used below that day is that mountain and river gas, what kind of trick is it?" ”

"Dayang Zhenyin, a certain trick in the mountain and river vein technique, which is similar to your Yijia Diyang Town, but it should not be as powerful as yours." The fat uncle shook his head and said in a low voice: "Dayang Zhenyin, you can't die if you use it, Yangyang Town, if you use it, there is a great possibility of Ha Qi (going down) to report, and the power is proportional to the risk." ”

I sighed, and I had a little idea of the trick of "Dayang Zhenyin".

Hai Dongqing listened to our discussion, and then turned to look at me: "Is Yangqi Town very risky?" ”

"It's big, look at luck, if you're lucky, you can't die, and if you're unlucky, you may hang up." I laughed.

At this moment, my mobile phone rang suddenly, and when I took it out, I saw that it was Zhou Yan calling.

"Hello?"

"Grandson! How long does your uncle plan to play in Henan?! ”

"Lao Tzu will go back today, you are so excited, I am about to call you to say this!"

"You're coming back today? When will it come? ”

I estimated the time and said, "It's about 10 o'clock in the evening, you come."

Before I could ask, Zhou Yan said straightforwardly: "Lao Tzu can't come, I have to work overtime at night, Ming'er remember to invite me to dinner, uncle, I'll say"

Suddenly, the voice on the other end of the phone paused, Zhou Yan seemed to be covering the microphone and talking to others, and I couldn't hear what he said clearly, and after about two minutes, the other end of the phone returned to normal.

"Yujia will pick you up at the airport tonight."

"Huh?"

"Ahh

I was stunned and didn't react when I held my phone, didn't Zhou Yujia and this girl almost ignore me?!

I don't answer the phone much, and I don't reply directly when I send a text message, this is the prodigal son turning back, bah, this is the rhythm of returning to normal?!

"When I go back, I have to ask what happened to this girl."

I muttered to myself, put my phone back in my pocket, and turned my head to look out the window.

The fat uncle was already asleep, his snoring was earth-shattering, and he didn't care at all about the rolling eyes of outsiders.

By the way, this is the airport bus, and there are about 20 people on the bus, not to mention us.

"Jingle Bell"

Suddenly, a Nokia-specific ringtone caught my attention, it was Hai Dongqing's mobile phone ringtone.

"Who?" I asked curiously.

Hai Dongqing took out his mobile phone and looked at it, frowning violently.

"My grandfather."

Birdman's grandfather? Master, the old man of the sea in their mouths?

I wanted to gossip and eavesdrop on the phone call between Hai Dongqing and his grandfather, but God didn't fulfill my wish, Hai Dongqing didn't say a word, just listened to the person on the other side of the phone so quietly, and then

"I'll be back now." Hai Dongqing's face was full of excited expressions, it was the first time I saw him show such an uncontrollable expression, to use a metaphor, just like him inadvertently, he suddenly knew that he was a country. Host. Xi's own son, like his own son, was so excited that he couldn't help himself.

"I can't go back to Guiyang with you, I'll go back to Tianjin Wei." Hai Dongqing said excitedly, turning his head to look at me: "Do you remember when I asked you to help me?!" Soon! ”

"What do you mean? Be clear. I looked at him quizzically.

"When I come back from this, you'll know the truth, soon." Hai Dongqing smiled inexplicably, as if he had unloaded the burden of his whole body, and he was so relaxed that he couldn't do it.

Seeing this, I didn't ask much, shrugged my shoulders and leaned back in my chair, closing my eyes to recuperate.

Anyway, this grandson's mouth is tight, and if I ask him again, he still won't say, so why waste saliva?

In the afternoon, the airport bus stopped outside Xinzheng Airport and we got off the bus with our luggage with different expressions.

(The weapons of the birdman were "destroyed", and it is said that he threw them in a pit on the mountain and buried them as modern antiquities for mankind a hundred years later.) ）

"You're going to get back angry?" The fat uncle asked Hai Dongqing with a surprised face: "Your grandfather went back to Tianjin Wei?" ”

Hai Dongqing nodded: "Uncle, you guys go first, it's almost time, I'll buy a ticket." ”

"Okay, then I'll take Uncle Fat to get the ticket." I nodded: "Be careful, call us if you have something." ”

"Don't worry, it's fine." Hai Dongqing said.

At that time, I didn't know that Hai Dongqing had walked for half a year, yes, it was half a year.

"Gone." Hai Dongqing waved his hand and turned around and entered the hall.

The fat uncle yawned and rubbed his eyes: "Let's go, the hungry should also go, get on the plane and continue to sleep." ”

"Okay, let's go, go home."

None of us could have imagined that from today onwards, everything after that would have become more than we imagined, and even more out of control

Not long after, the little Buddha came to Xiangxi to save my life

Not long after, Hai Dongqing was stabbed in the major artery by me and lost half his life

Soon after

Fate, these two incomparably simple words, may not be clear to anyone, and they can't guess clearly.

"Boom"

As I entered the hall, there was a sudden sound of thunder in the sky, and when I looked up, the sky had darkened unconsciously, and it seemed that it was going to rain.

"I don't know if it's raining in Guiyang, smearing oil (no)." The fat uncle looked up at the sky, just like me.

I laughed, dragged my suitcase, and turned into the hall, and the fat uncle followed.

"Let's go in, it's going to rain, I guess the plane can't take off now, let's wait slowly"

****************************

Calm down first, don't rush to lift the table, there must be someone who is confused about the wood stabbing Hai Dongqing, and even wants to use a watermelon knife to hack me to death

Spoiler alert, the wood stabbed Hai Dongqing, there is a reason, it is not a bloody reason, it has nothing to do with feelings, this knife is

Uh-huh, it's still not a spoiler, let's take a look, friendly reminder, most of the time, whenever you think you guess right, you will always guess wrong, so don't guess it~~~~