Chapter 1169: Tomb Robbers
Mr. Lu was anxious when he saw me. Hippie smiled and said, "I don't have yin for you, I'm saving you." Don't be afraid, the ghost woman can't hurt you. ”
I let go of Ping-Pong, glared and asked, "Can't hurt me?" What evidence do you have? ”
Mr. Lu lifted his Taoist robe: "Use my decades of Taoism." ”
I waved my hand: "Fuck off." You yourself were almost forced to hang yourself by the Yin Ghost Woman. On what basis do you bear witness to my life? ”
Mr. Lu smiled: "I was caught off guard this time." This time it's different. As long as you do what I say, the ghost woman will let you go. ”
I scolded and scolded.
Mr. Lu said: "If you don't believe me, then we will break up." Anyway, the yin ghost woman is looking for you all over the world, not me. ”
I gritted my teeth: "Okay, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, what do you want?" ”
Mr. Lu said, "Come on, let's go to the living room." ”
I gritted my teeth and said, "When the matter of the Yin Ghost Woman is done, Lao Tzu will definitely dismantle your bones." ”
Mr. Lu half-pushed and half-shoved me into the living room. As soon as I looked at the scene outside, Ma Yu was stunned.
Now the living room has the lights off and a dozen candles lit. Here I read the buildings. And Aunt Xue is still lighting candles one by one. Soon. It's full of candles, and there's almost no place for anyone to stand these days.
On the wall, a yellowed mural hangs. Several Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are painted on the face.
I scratched my head: "How did this place become a Buddhist hall?" ”
Mr. Lu said: "The Divine Buddha is just a little ghost, you will definitely not die this time." ”
At this time, Aunt Xue jumped straight and said, "Okay, there are forty-nine candles in total." ”
Mr. Lu nodded. Bend down. Position the candles. Then he pointed to a place and said, "Zhao Mang, you sit here." ”
I walked over to me in confusion, sat cross-legged on the floor, and asked, "What do you mean by suing me first?" Does this thing work for you? ”
Mr. Lu nodded: "It works." Back then, Zhuge had an autumn wind of 52 yuan, and lit 7749 bright lamps to continue his life, do you know? This is the formation of table tennis that I learned. ”
I suddenly realized: "It was extinguished by Wei Gan." As a result, Ping Pong died that time? ”
Mr. Lu nodded again and again, and said happily: "Look at it, college students are smart, and they can understand it at all." ”
I couldn't help jumping and punched Mr. Lu in the nose: "Lao Tzu has endured you for a long time." Aren't you playing with my life? After a while, the ghost woman came, swallow a lamp casually, and I wouldn't be finished? ”
Mr. Lu was punched by me and had a nosebleed for a long time. Ping Pong didn't jump with me, just covered his nose and stepped back again and again, waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, you listen to me." ”
I stood on the ground with my waist crossed and drank: "You say, if you don't say one, two, three today, I'll kill you first, and then let the Yin ghost woman die." ”
Mr. Lu smiled helplessly and said, "Actually." It doesn't work to swallow one lamp casually, you must swallow three natal lamps to extinguish it. The Yin Ghost Woman wants to harm you, and she is nothing more than coming for these three lights. ”
I frowned: "Three natal lights? ”
Mr. Lu hummed: "One on the top of the head, two on the shoulder." Just put out your three lamps. You're done. ”
I clasped my hands over my chest and asked, "So what?" How are you going to save me? ”
Mr. Lu pointed to the candle on the ground: "After a while, the ghost woman came, as long as she took a look, she would definitely know that I had hidden your natal lamp in these forty-nine candles." So she'll swallow out your candles one by one...... "Clip Ping-Pong Stroke."
I was a little uneasy: "Then how should I be just?" ”
Mr. Lu took off his robe, draped it over me, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, these forty-nine candles are all bait, after a while." I'll hide your lifelight somewhere else. When the Yin Ghost Woman comes, as long as she swallows your candle, you don't have to stop it, in fact, with your ability, you can't stop it. You just take a box of matches and light them one by one, the more calm and relaxed the better. When the Yin Ghost Woman saw your robe, she thought you were some kind of master, and she went down with momentum. ”
I asked eagerly, "Just like that?" So I'm saved? ”
Mr. Lu's eyes drifted a little: "Whether you can be saved or not, it depends on your improvisation." This one...... The master led the way into the door, and the practice was in the individual. ”
I heard Ping Pong talking nonsense again, and I knew in my heart that this old man actually had no bottom.
I suddenly felt a little excited, sighed, walked to the center of the candle, and sat down cross-legged.
Mr. Lu walked over, patted me on the shoulder and said, "I'll take out your three life lamps now." You close your eyes and bear with it. ”
I closed my eyes and asked, "Why should I endure it?" ”
As soon as I finished saying this, I suddenly felt a huge feeling of weakness coming from my body. This feeling is not pain. It's more like someone is taking health, longevity, and strength out of my body.
I panicked and thought, "Why do I think I'm going to die now?" ”
In just a few seconds, my spirits were exhausted. I can't sit still anymore, I'm shaking, and I'm going to lie on the ground.
Mr. Lu patted me on the shoulder and handed me a bowl of water: "Come, drink this." It can hang your spirit. It's better to stick with at least one night than a problem. ”
I lowered my head and swallowed the bowl of water. The water is full of paper ash, and it is estimated that it is a Taoist priest drawing a talisman or something.
I felt a wave of warmth open up to the bowl. I really have some strength.
I asked Mr. Lu, "Where did you hide my three natal lanterns?" ”
Mr. Lu smiled and said, "I can't sue you now." Otherwise, you will definitely involuntarily look over there, and when the time comes, the Yin Ghost Woman will definitely find out the location of the life lamp. ”
I nodded, "You're right. ”
Mr. Lu pointed to Xue Qian's bedroom: "After a while, I will hide in that room with Mrs. Xue." Can't come out and help you. ”
I asked Ping Ping strangely, "You two, aren't you worried about the Yin Ghost Woman looking for you?" ”
Mr. Lu laughed hesitantly: "Don't be afraid, wait for her to come over later, the attention is all on you." Won't come to us. ”
I understood in my heart that this grandson had cheated me again.
I waved my hand: "Okay, Mr. Lu, there is yours." Anyway, the ghost woman is staring at me, and I don't care about you anymore. After a while, the ghost woman couldn't find my life lamp, and found your room, and none of the three of you wanted to run. ”
Mr. Lu smiled cheaply: "Don't be afraid." The natal lamp will not leave its owner for more than five meters. Otherwise, the master will die. The Yin Ghost Woman knows this. So, she's definitely only going around you. ”
I want to jump and beat me up. But the point is, I don't know where my natal lamp is hidden. Rush over. If you really die halfway, it seems that the gains outweigh the losses.
Mr. Lu obviously understood my concerns, and said to Aunt Xue with a smile: "Let's go, let's dodge." Calculate the time, the Yin Ghost Woman is about to come. ”
Aunt Xue asked, "Is it appropriate for us to do this?" ”
Mr. Lu waved his hand: "Don't worry, I have shown this kid." Life is so hard, water and fire are not invaded, you are really redundant to worry about table tennis. ”
When Ping Ping walked into the house, he turned around again and said, "Zhao Mang, don't be afraid." I've taken out your three natal lamps. Now you are equivalent to a shell, and the ghost woman can't help you. You can rest assured that you can go around with her. If you are lucky enough to be able to resolve this period of grievance, it is really a great merit. ”
Then, slamming into the door, he didn't make any more noise.
The two of them were gone, and I was the only one left in the room, guarding the flickering candles. I feel like my life is like this candle now, which could be extinguished at any moment.
I stared at one of the candles and muttered to myself, "People die like lights go out, people die like lights go out, that's what it means." ”
Just as he thought of this, the candle popped. extinguished.
I was too deep into the play, and I suddenly felt a pain in my chest, and I was about to fall to the ground. Fortunately, I reacted quickly. I sat up straight, chanted the Buddha in my mouth, and lit the lamp with a match.
Shortly after this candle was lit, another candle was swallowed up. I took the plunge and ordered it too.
Gradually, I felt a cold aura coming from behind me. I chanted the Buddha in my heart, and I knew that the Yin Ghost Woman was probably coming. R832