Sixty-two jokes

As the center of today, Huang Zhen was surrounded by a group of friends of similar age at this time.

However, when Lin Jixin just came in, Huang Zhen still noticed him for the first time and beckoned to him with a smile: "Here!" ”

Lin Jixin walked up to her and handed over the pen in the box: "Happy birthday." ”

Looking at the slightly shabby packaging, many people couldn't help but show a hint of disdain.

can be qualified to stand near Huang Zhen, the family is definitely not rich or expensive, and the gifts given are even more hollow out to compare novelty and preciousness. For example, the latest generation of robot dogs, the size of a palm, can make all kinds of different responses according to the different questions of the owner, the price is 16888, and there are specially customized high-intelligence mobile phones, which can be pulled into the shape of ordinary mobile phones, and can be kneaded into a ball to reduce the use of space, and can also be directly wrapped on the arm, shaped like a delicate bracelet, this price is at least more than 10,000, anyway, the table of gifts, the cheapest should be thousands, to put it bluntly, it is not so much a gift to Huang Zhen, but to Huang Zeyuan, who is likely to take over as mayor…… Although Lin Jixin's fountain pen is placed in the pen case, the simplicity of the packaging has made it clear that the price is not expensive, and it is normal to be despised as well.

"Thank you." Huang Zhen took it with a smile, and did not put it on the specially prepared table where the gifts were stacked, but took it directly in her hand.

There were too many guests this time, Huang Zhen finally accompanied Lin Jixin to say a few words, and her mother Shen Shan shouted from afar: "Zhenzhen! ”

Huang Zhen responded, first apologized to her friends, and then whispered to Lin Jixin: "You go around casually first, and I'll come to you later." ”

Seeing Lin Jixin nodding, she smiled and said hello to her friends around her and walked to Shen Shan's side.

"This is your brother of the Zhou family, who just arrived in Yujiang." Shen Shan introduced her to the young man standing in front of her.

Huang Zhen called out politely: "Brother Zhou." ”

Shen Shan looked at this young man in his early twenties and said with a smile: "You saw it when you were a child, Zhenzhen was still young at that time, but Xiaohao, you are five or six years old, I don't know if you still remember Lu Dao." ”

The surname is Zhou, and his identity is so special that he needs to be introduced by Shen Shan alone, and he has seen it when he was a child, Huang Zhen thought of a person in his mind, Executive Vice Governor Zhou Jianghua.

She guessed correctly, this young man was Zhou Jianghua's son Zhou Hao.

"Why don't you remember," Zhou Hao smiled, "Zhenzhen still had to hold it before she could leave, but in the blink of an eye, she became a big beauty." ”

"Thank you." Huang Zhen smiled reservedly.

However, Shen Shan was aroused by Zhou Hao's words, looked at her beautiful daughter and sighed: "Yes, it's really fast, unconsciously, Auntie is also old." ”

"Mom!" Huang Zhen was disgusted, "Where are you old?" ”

Zhou Hao also hurriedly said: "Yes, if you are a person who doesn't know the way, seeing the two of you walking out, you must think that you are sisters." ”

Huang Zhen frowned secretly, recently she felt that her senses were much sharper, such as her parents whispering "she and Lin Jixin" some things, and privately looking for someone to understand Lin Jixin, she accidentally heard it - this is actually the reason why she wanted to invite Lin Jixin to her birthday party, she knew that Lin Jixin didn't like this kind of place, and she didn't want to invite Lin Jixin over, but she needed to use this to show her attitude.

It was precisely because her senses were very keen, although Zhou Hao had always seemed to be very cultivated, and she spoke and acted in a reasonable manner, but she clearly felt that when she said the word "sister flower", Zhou Hao's eyes suddenly became so hot that it seemed that she and Shen Shan were going to strip her naked at the same time - even if Zhou Hao immediately subtly squinted his eyes to hide the past.

She had a bad impression of this person she had known since she was a child.

So then, although he maintained his due politeness, his attitude was so cold that anyone with eyes could feel it.

Even Shen Shan had to cover up for her: "My daughter is good at everything, but her skin is too thin, and she can't speak when she sees someone she doesn't know." ”

Huang Zhen was uncomfortable here, and Lin Jixin also had a problem.

If Huang Zhen has been holding the gift given by Lin Jixin in her hand, it may not be easy to be noticed, but she deliberately accompanied Lin Jixin to speak, and her expression and attitude when she spoke clearly made people feel that she was by no means ordinary to Lin Jixin.

The girls get together to talk about the latest cosmetics, perfumes, handbags, etc., while the boys talk about cars, business, and ......

That's it, Lin Jixin didn't bother to pay attention to them anyway, but just because he thought like this doesn't mean that others think like this.

Soon someone provoked trouble, one of them glanced at Lin Jixin, and said loudly: "A few days ago, I went to buy a car, but I met a guy from the town, someone else picked a car, he stared at the car model, and after comparing it for a long time, he picked the most beautiful car model No. 8 car." ”

Someone asked him, and he said vigorously: "It doesn't matter if the car is good or bad, you can buy it again if it is broken, this beauty is a lifetime to buy......"

Everyone laughed.

Someone joked: "As soon as you say that I want a friend to say, he once saw a farmer go to buy a car, and he looked at it, picked a Santana, and then went to pay the money, and when he asked, he got angry: 'Isn't it 3000'?" - The car was a 'Santana 3000', and the car sales lady was also in a hurry, pointing to the car exhibition area next to him and asking him to buy a cheaper brand: BMW 750. ”

Everyone laughed again, and the boy who told the joke at the beginning laughed and pretended to be familiar with Lin Jixin's shoulder, but Lin Jixin let go.

didn't photograph Lin Jixin, the guy still said reluctantly: "Oh, I don't know if Brother Lu Dao wants to buy a beautiful woman or a cheap brand." ”

They burst into laughter.

Lin Jixin's expression remained unchanged, as if he didn't understand what they meant, and said: "As soon as you say it, I also think of a joke, some time ago my classmate's father went to buy a car, and I was very strange at the time, because his father only bought one a few days ago, so I asked him, and he looked at me in surprise: 'Isn't the ashtray of that car full?' ’”

Listening to him compare them to the kind of nouveau riche who doesn't understand anything, the faces of these people around him are not good-looking.

Lin Jixin didn't let them go, and said: "After a few days, I heard that his dad was fined for drunk driving, I was very strange, because his dad had a driver, I asked him to know that he didn't know that day, it turned out that his dad saw the traffic police on the side of the road after drinking to check drunk driving, on a whim, he asked the driver to park the car on the side of the road, and he ran over to ask the traffic police to test his alcohol content, of course the traffic police will not pay attention to this drunkard, he was angry: 'Why don't you test someone else?' The traffic police replied: "This is for the person who drives, and you are not driving." He suddenly felt that he was being looked down upon, and he was furious, and immediately ran over to drive the driver away, and drove to the traffic police: "This time I drove, test Lao Tzu." ’”

In normal times, such a joke would definitely attract laughter, but now, there is only silence and a face with Tieqing.

Lin Jixin didn't look at them at all, and told a third joke: "It's this classmate again, one day, the school has to fill in the form, and there is a blank on it to fill in the nationality, he doesn't know, so he called his father, his father thought about it, and said decisively: 'Nobles, we are nobles!'" ’”……

Lin Jixin is here with an enemy who will not fall behind, Huang Zhen's side, Shen Shan, who is desperately giving Huang Zhen a round, finally couldn't hold it back, and found an excuse to pull Huang Zhen to the side: "What's wrong with you?" Others came from all over the provincial capital to celebrate your birthday, and you gave him a look. ”

How could Huang Zhen say that kind of thing just now, besides, she just felt it, and there was no evidence, so she could only be silent.

Shen Shan was even more angry: "And what's the matter with that classmate of yours?" What did you call him to come over for! It's not that you should stay away from him! ”

Seeing that Huang Zhen's eyes were slightly red when she was said, thinking that today was her birthday, Shen Shan finally suppressed her anger: "Okay, okay!" I won't say much today, go spend time with your friends and have fun. ”

When Huang Zhen heard this, she hurriedly ran to Lin Jixin's side, but saw that several of her male classmates were glaring angrily at Lin Jixin. At this time, Lin Jixin had just finished telling the third joke.

"What's going on?" She wondered.

A friend next to her whispered the joke just now, she laughed at first, and then she couldn't help it, holding her stomach and laughing.

Finally relieved, she said, "Since you both have told jokes, then even if it is settled, you are not allowed to dwell on it anymore." ”

Today is her birthday, and her status is the highest in this group of people, even if these people think that she is a little biased towards Lin Jixin, they only dare to mumble in their hearts, and they all nod in agreement in front of her.

Seeing that Lin Jixin actually nodded very face-savingly, Huang Zhen couldn't help but smile like a flower, and was very happy.