394 Silver-haired Samurai VS Cosmic Monster, Absolutely Released, Not to Be Missed.
"House Demon King"
At the entrance of the cinema, wearing sunglasses, Hasegawa, who was originally the director of the Immigration Bureau, but now he is a waste wood MADAO, smoked a cigarette, looked at the crowded street in front of him, and said to Yinshi, who is also a waste wood MADAO: "Then again, why are you alone today, Strange Girl, complaining that the glasses and the black man are not with you?" "Who knows, the children now are in a period of resistance, maybe somewhere to learn to fall, as for where the black-bellied man has died, he is a little sorry for the world if he doesn't die, even if the house of everything can run without them, don't underestimate Yinchan, Yinchan is very capable." ..., Yintoki, who was holding the sword flag, answered Hasegawa's question, and Shinpachi also left after Kagura left, the reason was that Gintoki fired Kagura, although he had known that there would be such a result, but Shinpachi still couldn't accept Gintoki's approach, at least wait for Lei Zhe to come back, and how to say that he could be dismissed if he got along for so long, is Gintoki a little too unsympathetic, and in this mentality, Shinpachi also left, and Yinshi didn't care about it, and he didn't keep Shinpachi, after all, there were only him and Lei Zhe at the earliest, Shinpachi and Kagura were only added later, so it doesn't matter.
Although Yinshi told himself this, he was still a little uncomfortable in his heart, in fact, in his and Lei Zhe's opinion, Shinpachi and Kagura had long been his family, although there was no blood relationship, but this was something that could not be changed, and only after everyone left, Yinshi said calmly: "It's okay to do this, even if Lei is here, he will do this, it looks like family, but it's not actually family......"
"Oh, really? In that case, don't be sad, it's work now, work and work, cheer me up, I don't want to be fried again. Hasegawa extinguished the cigarette in his hand, then clapped his hands and said loudly: "Who can win the final victory, and what is the final result in Edo, is all in the latest movie "Violent Male Moraine Scandium Grace Zhizhi Branch!" Hasegawa shouted very hard, why did the originally high-ranking director of the immigration bureau fall to such a fate, this kind of thing is of course the masterpiece of Gintoki, in the search for octopus bass, in the end, Hasegawa was convicted of beating the idiot prince of Yangxing, although he did not cut his stomach, but he also lost his job, from a big man to the current waste wood MADAO, even his wife ran away, but Hasegawa did not hate himself, after all, he had to bear it if he did something wrong, And Hasegawa did take it all on, and although he lost his job, he suddenly found that it was actually not bad, at least he was happy.
"Sad face? How is it possible, I don't know how happy I am now, I am finally liberated, the two little ghosts are out, and a certain black-bellied man is not around, what could be happier than this, so that I can drink strawberry milk until I die and no one chirps crookedly, and no one stops me from eating sweets desperately, how happy this life is......" Yinshi is now a dead duck with a hard mouth, and he pretends to be happy even though he is uncomfortable in his heart.
"Mr. Hasegawa, Mr. Gintoki, the president called you." At this time, an aunt in charge of cleaning walked out of the theater and said to the two, and then she spoke again: "Don't waste time here, who is still watching the movie now, the space terminal is showing the news of the real cosmic fear of attacking Edo, I think you should also pack up and prepare to leave." ...,This aunt is chattering.,Recently, Edo has become more and more unpeaceful.,Now even cosmic monsters are attacking the space terminal.,It's not going to let people live here.,First the celestials and then the cosmic monsters or something.。
"Cosmic monsters attacking space terminals? How could such a ridiculous thing happen, it can't be a promotional film for some movie, right? "Gintoki and Hasegawa are very puzzled, even if there is a cosmic monster invading the earth, it hasn't reached this extent, attacking the space terminal or something, this is just nonsense, after all, it is the center of Edo, how can it be attacked so easily?
But after the two of them saw the news, they learned that all this was true, the cosmic monster attacked the space terminal, and this monster Yinshi was no stranger, because it was the cosmic monster that was killed by the Xinghai Fang Master before, shouldn't it be dead? How could it be possible to come back to life, or was there something else hidden in the space terminal besides the previous one? ,
The previous monster is the heaven and the earth compared to the current one, and now this monster has been attached to the surface of the space terminal, and the entire tower is covered with its purple flesh and blood, and countless pieces of flesh that are like tentacles but have mouths continue to extend outward, and the volume is still expanding, looking at the situation, as long as it is given time, even the entire Edo can be eaten by this cosmic monster.
On TV, Yuno, the most popular female host in Edo, said to the camera: "Ladies and gentlemen, now that you are watching the Edo Shimbun, you should be able to see that the space terminal has been occupied by the monster of the universe of Mí, and now this monster is still expanding outward, ah, look at the camera, there, the audience in front of the TV, do you see it?" That's people, someone is fighting cosmic monsters! "In the TV, a girl wearing a red sè dress and holding an umbrella is fighting against a cosmic monster, and when she sees this slender figure and swift movements, both Gintoki and Hasegawa are stunned, because this is none other than Kagura!
"Hey, Gin-san, this is" Hasegawa asked, he didn't expect Kagura to appear in that kind of place, and when he was about to ask what happened to Gintoki, Gintoki, who was standing next to him, didn't know where he had run to.
"Ladies and gentlemen, now that the cosmic monster has completely taken over the space terminal, and so far no one has gone to stop the expansion of the monster except for the girl who is fighting the monster, does it mean that the future of our Edo depends on a little girl? Ah, ladies and gentlemen, here we are, our Edo Guardian Shinsengumi have finally appeared, and they will fight the monsters of the universe to protect the city, eh? The Yuno anchor was about to continue talking, but she was suddenly stunned, because what everyone in the Shinsengumi did made her a little complaining, this group of bastards is not a violent "police" agency in Edo, and they are called "hooligan "police" by the citizens of Edo, and their actions are really unacceptable at this time.
Sogo took the megaphone and said loudly after the audition: "Cosmic monster, you are now surrounded, put down your tentacles and don't make senseless resistance, my mother who is far away from my hometown doesn't want to see you like this, right, aunt?" ”
"Mistaken? Did the mother of the cosmic creature also come to the scene? Belch! Before the anchor finished speaking, Kondo, who was wearing an octopus suit, stepped out of the police car, and then said loudly to the cosmic monster with tears in his eyes: "Child, how can I face your dead father by doing this, hurry up and surrender, the police will give you a good result!" "Hey, what are you doing, is this a pit sister?! Are you really a police officer?
Wow, the cosmic monster is coming, it's angry, absolutely angry! Yuno Anchor screamed, and then pulled out tuǐ and ran, with her running with everyone from the True Selection Group, go up and cosmic monster Jun only fools can do it, even if the True Selection Group is a servant of the people, they won't do it, nothing is more important than their own lives!
"Oh, come on, run, you'll be eaten if you run slowly, come on, come on." Hijikata, who was sitting in the car, said to the others after passing the crowd, and he looked relaxed, so relaxed that he didn't care about himself.
"Hey, there are ordinary people around you, but you run away in a car, are you really a police officer? Why don't you die like a police officer! Yuno Anchor yelled at Hijikata, and he didn't know what to say about this group of hooligan groups.
Hijikata didn't care about Yuno's roar, he looked at the cosmic monster that was spreading outward behind him and said: "I didn't expect that thing to be alive, although I don't know how it entered the space terminal, but now this matter is a big deal, from the current point of view, this creature has unimaginable vitality, as well as growth rate, what's worse is that this time it actually entered the space terminal, if it continues to eat the energy in the terminal, and continues to grow by energy, it won't be long before the entire Edo will be eaten by it, it's really troublesome, hey." , what are you still filming here, do you want to die? Hijikata said that he finally realized that the camera was aimed at him, and then he reached out to stop the other person from filming.
"Ladies and gentlemen, did you hear that? Maybe soon the whole of Edo will be eaten, so now let's run for their lives! The voice of the anchor Yuno came out of countless television sets, and the whole of Edo was in a panic, if what Hijikata said was true, then if no one stopped this cosmic monster, the whole of Edo would be doomed.
"Ahh There's a man rushing towards us in the fleeing crowd, dog?
No, no, that's?! In the shot, the figure of Bai Sè approached the space terminal at a rapid speed, and everyone only saw a silver-haired man riding on the body of a giant dog, and finally stopped in front of the camera.
"The owner of the Everything?" Most of the Shinsengumi present knew Gin, and when they saw him very different.
"Oh, is this a camera? Are you guys on camera? Yinshi looked at the camera and said, then he coughed, raised his left hand and pointed at the camera, and then said coolly: ""Violent Man VS Cosmic Monster" is in theaters, and it is not to be missed, you must watch it." ”
After speaking, he grabbed Dingchun's collar and said loudly: "Stupid dog, it's time for a walk, this time you can play as much as you want, let's have a good time!" ”
Pulling out the wooden knife and looking at the hideous cosmic monster, Yinshi wooden knife pointed and said, "Let's go up........." Before he finished speaking, he saw the cosmic monster open his mouth and swallow him and Dingchun in one gulp^!.