Chapter 117: The Hungry Mother Empress

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"The Sigma clan is your descendants, and you can still maintain your virgin body after giving birth to a vast number of children, this, this is not scientific, sister!"

"Hmph, it's really superficial, the Zerg all lay eggs directly outside the body!" The mother emperor shook the eight sickle feet behind her back, this is not an ornament or just the scabbard of the sword, but also the level of the mother emperor's spawner. (Please search, the novel is better and faster!)

In fact, it is not limited to the mother emperor, all the Zerg masterminds who can turn into human form have this thing, and the reproduction efficiency of in vitro egg laying + in vitro fertilization will be relatively high.

Yin Jian figured out the truth, and said stupidly: "Since it is oviparous, there is no need to breastfeed, why do you still have a pair of 'grade chest organs'?" Don't you like the decorations......"

Her Majesty the Mother Empress was furious: "Kouhu! Sister has two complete sets of physiological organs, human and zerg, sister can be oviparous and viviparous, which is the almighty incubator, you little fart dare to say that you are yellow, go and die! "Wave your hand and reward him with a light cannon.

Yin Jian hurriedly pulled the topic back and promised to help her migrate. Only then did the mother queen turn her anger into joy, and announced the relocation plan to the clansmen, and instructed everyone to bring all the valuable belongings and prepare to leave.

Yin Jian saw that she was in a good mood and wanted to take the opportunity to make some extra money: "I can't help you in vain, I have to give some compensation, right?" How many gold and silver treasures have you buried in the dungeon, it is not too much to divide half of them when you meet. ”

The mother queen glanced at him, and said angrily: "Sister, this proud Mimi, this pretty warped ass, and this skin that deceives frost and snow, all of them are the best in the world. ”

Yin Jiandeng was speechless, thinking that you are really good at calculating, and you will not suffer at all!

The big beauty not only doesn't suffer losses, but also wants to take advantage.

"There is one more thing to ask for, sister has slept for too long, I don't know what year it is, it is necessary to extract your human knowledge to update the database, last time from the soft girl named Fluttershy's head a small profit, but the knowledge of women is not enough, you also need to understand the changes of the universe in the past two hundred years from a male perspective, don't bother the two masters, boy, come over and let my sister copy your brain hard drive, okay?"

"Not at all!" Yin Jian categorically refused!

He doesn't want to be snooped on by the big beauty**, especially the relevant memories of the Five Elements Village.

"Stingy!" Her Majesty puffed up her cheeks and sneered, "Someone stole a lot of weapons from his own clan and the sister hasn't settled accounts with him yet!" Hmph, are you sure you won't help me? ”

Yin Jian wiped a cold sweat and said with a straight face: "Just a little thing is wrapped up in me!" Fatty, come over and let Her Majesty the Mother Emperor wash her brain, and help you kill and kill the virus by the way. ”

Qiao Fei spurted out a mouthful of old blood on the spot, and asked with a sad face, "Why me?" ”

Yin Jian glanced at him: "I can't take you here for nothing, how much does it have to be effective?" Don't worry, there's no risk to this kind of knowledge sharing, you see Fluttershy is fine. ”

Qiao Fei's head shook like a rattle: "If you want to go, I won't go anyway." ”

"Less verbose!" Yin Jian kicked him in front of the mother emperor, "Raising pigs for a thousand days is used for a while, stretching out your head and shrinking your head is also a knife, don't struggle!" ”

The mother queen pressed the fat man to the ground with only two fingers like catching a chicken, and said with a wicked smile:

"Don't move around, or your head will explode as soon as my sister gets distracted."

The fat man was so frightened that his face turned white, and he lay on the ground trembling, like a weak woman who was forced to become a prostitute by a bully and a bustard.

The mother queen released a thought to invade Qiao Fei's brain, copying his memories, from birth to the present, everything he saw, heard, felt and thought was included.

This is an experience that takes more than ten years for human beings, and the sum of useful and useless information is an astronomical amount, but it is nothing to a life of the level of the Mother Emperor, like loading a document with only a few kbytes into a hundred T hard drive, and it can be done in a few seconds.

After the intelligence was collected in an instant, Her Majesty the Mother Emperor was still unsatisfied, and commented on Qiao Fei's brain capacity with great interest.

"'Pig is weird' not good-looking, and the one who is full of knowledge is still a-"

Qiao Fei hurriedly interrupted her: "Eldest sister, please keep a little ** for me!" At this point, he didn't bother to express his indignation at the nickname "Pig Monster" imposed on his head.

The mother queen glanced at him, rubbed Yin Jian's head casually, and actually revealed a hint of pampering, and said with a smile: "One or two are small slippery heads, human beings are really interesting." ”

There were still people on the spaceship anxiously waiting for news, Yin Jian didn't care about flirting with the big beauty, and asked her to take Qiao Fei to release Uncle Tiger and contact the command on her own.

"Hey, hey, this is the action group, is Xu Meiren still there?"

The voice of Long Wu came from the earphones: "Is it Yin Jian?" What's going on now? ”

Yin Jian Zhengse said: "I have conveyed the attitude of peace to the Zerg Mother Emperor, she expressed her satisfaction and accepted the armistice agreement, and also put forward the idea of a national migration, and how to implement it needs further consultation." ”

Before the words fell, a cheer came from the headphones.

The people in the war room couldn't contain their excitement and rushed to the flight deck, and looked out of the ship, and the Zerg army was indeed retreating as Yin Jian said.

On top of the scorched earth stood six steel giants who survived the catastrophe, none other than Mi Xiaosong and others who escorted the Northern Lights.

They were lucky enough to see the light of day at the moment of despair, and after the Zerg retreated, these young warriors couldn't help but burst into tears, the Grim Reaper was once so close to them, as if it were within reach...... It's a nightmare in retrospect.

Everyone else ran outside, but there was a beautiful young man who hurriedly squeezed into the war room against the flow of people, it was Xu Xuan, who was knocked unconscious by Long Wu before.

He woke up from the coma, and felt that the Northern Lights was lying on the ground upright, but the bugs had already retreated, and hurriedly ran back to the war room with a question mark in his head, and now the thing he wanted to know most was how Yin Jian was.

There were only three or two kittens left in the war room, and Dragon Dance insisted on staying next to the communication station.

Long Wu's hands trembled excitedly, and he said loudly to Yin Jian:

"Well done! You have done a great job, and if you have any requirements, just mention them! ”

She has never been so excited in her life, and this qiē is all because of classmate Yin Jian, the big boy who makes her love, hate and have a headache!

Xu Xuan leaned over to Long Wu's side and pricked up his ears to hear who was talking. Seeing her smiling so happily, it should be Yin Jian...... That guy is still alive, it's really hard like a cockroach.

On the other end of the intercom, Yin Jian scratched his head: "Let me think about it...... Oh~ There is a small request - I want to eat the fried noodles made by Xu Xuan. ”

Long Wu smiled: "No problem, I promise you for Xu Xuan!" ”

Xu Xuancha was shocked when he heard his name, he didn't know why Yin Jian mentioned himself in a good manner, but his intuition told him - it must be no good!

As expected, Long Wu turned around and said, "Classmate Xu Xuan, now I will give you a glorious task - to cook noodles!" ”

The eyes of the whole war room immediately focused on Xu Xuan's face, only to see that his embarrassed expression and cheeks were crimson, and he looked even more pitiful and delicate, standing side by side with Long Wu, like a pair of sister flowers, he was really a veritable "beauty".

"Xu Meiren" obviously didn't like to be watched, and hurriedly fled from the war room. While cooking noodles, he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, hating someone to death! Suddenly, I had an idea and added a lot of spicy pepper to the sauce.

Stir it vigorously with chopsticks a few times, it looks flawless, and I can't help but secretly rejoice: "Hmph, after eating this bowl of fried noodles with ingredients, it will kill you alive!" ”

While Xu Xuan was cooking the sauce with resentment, Yin Jian was yawning boredly in the cockpit.

In the distance, there was the faint rumbling of cannons, which were the Northern Lights' salute celebrating peace.

"Slut, I'll bring my uncle back." The fat man led the somewhat haggard Uncle Tiger back.

Yin Jian hurriedly jumped out of the cabin, wanting to shake hands with his uncle for a reunion after the catastrophe.

Unexpectedly, the uncle was too excited, and directly gave him a "Mongolian Cyclone Russian Hurricane Anti-Joint Killing Bear Hug"!

"Good boy, uncle owes you a life!"

"Uh...... It hurts, it hurts! Uncle, if you don't let go, you'll owe me two lives! Yin Jian felt that his bones were about to be strangled.

Her Majesty the Mother Mother yawned and asked everyone lazily: "It's not early, do you want to stay for dinner?" ”

Uncle and Qiao Fei hurriedly shook their heads, not wanting to stay in this ghost place for a minute.

Yin Jian was very interested in tasting the Sigma cuisine.

The Empress pulled a lump of mud from the wall and gave it to him: "Enjoy." ”

The corners of Yin Jian's mouth twitched, and he said angrily: "Your majestic mother, Your Majesty, will invite me to eat mud?" ”

The mother queen blinked her eyes and said innocently: "The taste of red clay is good, and it can also supplement the essential trace elements of the human body...... If you don't like it, you can try the Kannon soil. ”

Yin Jian slapped the mud away: "I don't want to eat soil!" Didn't you order decent food to entertain your guests? ”

Her Majesty the Mother Queen, kneeling and bending forward (oTL), whined and wept:

"Sister, don't you want to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas? But there is nothing but mud in this damn place, what can I do! ”

suddenly showed a fierce light, staring at Qiao Fei and Uncle Tiger with bad intentions:

"It is said that human flesh tastes pretty good...... This little fat man is white and tender and looks delicious and juicy, and the mustache is very muscular, and it must be very chewy to eat. ”

While talking, he licked his lips greedily, his red lips and teeth were shining, and with a hungry expression on his face, the fat man and the uncle broke out in a cold sweat, and they hurriedly got into the mecha and ran away.

"Hmph, it's really superficial to be so intimidating, or you're more interesting."

The Empress was so hungry that she lay on the bed, cocking her orchid fingers to play with his head, looking bored.

Yin Jian sighed, couldn't help but sympathize, and took out a large pile of marching rations such as beef jerky, compressed biscuits, and canned luncheon meat from the gossip cards.

Her Majesty the Mother Empress immediately looked at the food with a twinkle in her eyes, wiped her saliva, and looked at him pitifully: "Young man, let's enjoy my sister's bite to eat...... How about repaying you with your body. ”

Yin Jian said angrily: "Hurry up and eat enough, wait a while and negotiate with me back on the ship, as long as you are obedient, I can get you whatever you want to eat." ”

The mother queen grabbed a handful of dried meat and threw it into her mouth, squinting her eyes happily while chewing:

"The best thing about humans is that they can make all kinds of food, but I'm more curious about where you just hid this big pile of food."

"You don't care about that, I just have endless food on me anyway."

When the mother queen heard this, her heart fluttered, and she gave him a wink:

"The boy with the snack bar with him, do you say that my sister's figure, appearance, and wisdom are not the best in a thousand?"

Yin Jian doesn't mind making her poor and happy, and the big beauty is indeed a wonderful flower.

Saying that she is stupid and quite clever, saying that she has a black belly but always does some brainless things, sometimes very childish, sometimes cunning like a fox, probably because there are too many messy things in her head that cause the software to be incompatible.

From a hostile standpoint, she is a moody and dangerous person, but from the standpoint of a friend, her unpredictable heart has become a big cuteness, not to mention quite cute.

"Not only one in a thousand, but one in a thousand has wronged you."

Her Majesty was very useful, covering her mouth and smiling, and rubbing her pink feet on him.

"Meeting a woman like me who is one in a million is a blessing from your three lives and three lifetimes, so just marry it."

Yin Jian was drinking canned coffee, and when he heard her say this, he turned his head and squirted out a sip of coffee.

"Don't be funny, don't say that the difference in size between the two of us doesn't match at all, you just want to use me as a free meal ticket to cheat and eat and drink!"

Her Majesty the Empress sighed in frustration: "Huh! You actually saw through it, sister is so superficial......"