Chapter 464: Voyeurism (I)
As the name suggests, the continuous mountain looks at the past like a calf lying on the ground, and there is only one fart outlet surrounded by mountains on three sides, if it is not for the country's vigorous development in the northwest in recent years, the people of the calf town may still live in isolation!
The geographical conditions of the calf town are not unique, there was once a huge wave of corpses that almost wiped out the soup pot county, but when passing by the calf town, they didn't even catch a human hair, but was broken by the collapsed mountain rocks A mature corpse king is here, so the most leisurely gathering place in the entire northwest is probably the cow calf town!
However, when it comes to the people of Niu Calf Mountain, there is only one impression of this place, that is, stunned, stunned, stunned, the people of the town from top to bottom all admit that they are stunned, it is said that Chen Zihan was able to occupy this place It was an accident, if it wasn't for the only TV station in the town that could receive it, her TV series was played twelve times in a summer, and the people of Niu Calf Town, who have always been xenophobic, would not have beaten gongs and drums to welcome her into the door, let alone obey her like a Nine Heavens Xuannu!
It was noon when Liu Tianliang arrived at Niucal Town with a few cars, and the two-car-wide loess road at the entrance of the town was full of traces left by gravel repairs, which looked as ugly as countless dog skin plasters at a glance, and the direction of Niucal Town was not at all semi-militarized like Crescent Lake, and almost all the fields that could be used around were planted with crops!
The only thing that can be called modern is probably the solar panels scavenged from Crescent Lake, but they are all used in agricultural exhibitions, not at all like these people in their Liangwang Mansion, as long as they have some high-tech gadgets at hand, they will immediately spend on enjoyment, and there is no hard and simple mentality!
"Hey, hey, hey! Parking and parking, what are you doing......"
In a sentry-like place at the entrance of the town, a few sentries who were still holding sea bowls in their hands saw the convoy rushing out of the wooden house in a hurry, they didn't seem to be able to see the foreign convoy often, and there was an obvious nervousness in the hurry, but after the first car slowly stopped, Liu Tianliang, who was wearing toad glasses, poked his head out of the co-pilot, patted the car door and shouted: "Hey your size!" Don't you see the words on our car doors? Hurry up and let us in to find Chen Zihan, you won't be able to eat and walk around for another half a minute! ”
"Uh......"
One of the leading sentries scratched his head inexplicably, and subconsciously looked at the door of the car that was banging by Liu Tianliang, his dark and chapped skin looked like a native, and it seemed that it was difficult to recognize what was written in the row of Chinese-English mixed fonts, and stammered: "Corpse...... Corpse Tide Emergency Response Office...... Office? ”
"See clearly, right? We are the special liaison sent by Tangguo County, and there will be a large wave of living corpses coming over from the north soon, you quickly organize people to fully unfold the fortifications for me, and I have to explain a few things to your Chen Ling, and after the explanation, we have to inform the people of Crescent Lake, the scale of that wave of corpses may reach more than one million ......."
Liu Tianliang pushed the shiny reflective sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, pretending to look at each other anxiously, who knew that the stunned sentry actually shook his head and said: "We are not afraid of any corpse tide, those stupid living corpses can't climb the mountain, can they still fly to our town?" Those profiteers in Crescent Lake are almost unlucky, and if you want to enter, you have to come down and check it! ”
"You ......"
Liu Tianhao was stunned by the other party, and he personally experienced the stunned strength of the people of Niu Calf Town, so he had to point at the tip of the other party's nose viciously and said, "Okay!" Then listen to me, we will immediately go and tell those people in Crescent Lake, saying that you wish they were exterminated, I don't think those traitors will lead the tide of corpses to you, and your rotten crops here are waiting to be trampled to pieces! ”
"Oh!"
The sentry nodded unhurriedly, as if he didn't understand the importance and threat of Liu Tianliang's words at all, and finally blew his nose and said with a smile: "We are not afraid of them!" All capitalism is paper tigers, only the working people are the most glorious, and those profiteers will be finished sooner or later! ”
"Damn! Count you ruthless! ”
Liu Tianliang withdrew his hand and glared at the other party through gritted teeth, knowing that it was unlikely that he wanted to blend in, the more this kind of foolish person who only admits death, the more difficult it is to fool the past, and Guo Zhan, who was driving, also poked his head over and muttered in a low voice: "What should I do?" We can't beat people when we rush in, we have no face and suffer losses if we negotiate with them directly, and it's not good to completely turn around with Chen Zihan for this bit of, right? ”
"! Turn around and go back to change Plan B, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that a bunch of hillbillies can still compete with our Liangwang Mansion, I have to let their patriarch come to the door today to beg Lao Tzu ......"
Liu Tianliang waved his hand, and immediately ordered all the cars to turn around, and those stunned sentries did not feel strange at all, turned around and picked up their own dishes and chopsticks and squatted on the ridge to continue eating, but after a bag of cigarettes, a colorful minibus with a small van drove over, and the leading minibus "crunched" in front of them, and it was actually a large group of young and beautiful girls pouring down, and a huge aroma came to the nose before people arrived!
"You...... What do you do? You have to get to the town...... ...... a body search"
The sentry captain's eyes instantly straightened, and he couldn't even speak, but a beautiful woman with an extremely hot figure walked up with a smile and turned around and said, "Hehe~ Brother Bing!" The sisters have only three pieces of fabric on their bodies, so where else do you want to search? If you want to take advantage of your sisters, just say it, let's not let you touch it! ”
Truly! These girls who are dressed extremely cool are almost all bandeau hot pants, and the small pants that are so narrow that the buttocks are exposed are estimated to be able to hide a few condoms, and a large group of girls "hula" surrounded them, and a few good brothers screamed in the voice of the warbler, and a few sentinels instantly softened and couldn't find the north, they didn't have seen a woman, but they had never seen such a scale of beauty concentration camp!
"You are here...... What the hell is it for? We are not allowed to look for young ladies here, and we will be blasted out if we go in......"
The captain of the sentry hadn't forgotten his duties, wiped a pair of nostrils that were almost bleeding, and looked at the absolute "fairy" level beauty in front of him very hesitantly, but the other party said with disgust: "Bah, bah~ Look at what you said, brother!" Our sisters used to be young ladies, so even if they were begging for food, they wouldn't do such a lowly thing, right? We are all members of the Li County Art Troupe, and I want to come to you to take some private work while I am resting, but you are still so handsome, brother, it really chills the hearts of the sisters! ”
"Oh! The art troupe wants to perform for us, right? ”
The sentence "so handsome" immediately made the other party complacent, and the mouth naturally gave a group of little women a reason to go in, and the leading beauty also nodded happily and said: "Yes, yes, yes!" We're here to perform.,If anyone has a happy event, they can invite us to perform.,Good brother, you can let us in.,If you get a live sister, invite you to drink at night, okay? ”
The two huge papayas rubbed on each other's arms, and the last hesitation in the sentry captain's heart was immediately wiped away, and he waved his hand happily and said, "Go in, let's all go in, anyway, you girls can't come to make trouble, right...... I live in the mill compound at the entrance of the town, you ...... If you want to find me, I can go over there! ”
"Hee-hee~ Got it! Big handsome ......"
The beautiful woman excitedly threw a flying kiss at each other, turned around with two heavy papayas and took a group of girls into the car, a group of sentries all salivated and stood on the side of the road to pay attention, and no one paid any attention to the suspicious pickup truck behind!
"Haha~ Ma Manlin is not the first in our house, this technique of seducing men is really perfect......"
Guo Zhan squatted in the compartment of the small truck and secretly looked out of the small window, the leading woman in the minibus was naturally Ma Manlin is also, and Liu Tianliang also smoked a cigarette casually and smiled: "It's not that Ma Manlin is sassy enough, but that their calf town is really short of women, have you forgotten that every time their people come back to our Crescent Lake to play, there are always a dozen boys to accompany two or three girls?" There's a lot of singles in their town! ”
"Cut~ This makes the poor more to blame, their obviously poor wives are almost unflattering, and they still regard themselves as local aborigines every day, and they have to find innocent girls to find a wife, how many innocent people can there be in the entire Li County? They deserve to be beaten for the rest of their lives......"
Guo Zhan pursed his lips with disdain, but after a while, he saw his eyes suddenly burst out, and hurriedly beckoned to Liu Tianliang and shouted, "Damn!" Brother, come and see, Chen Zihan's little lady is actually playing with us with a cold knife behind her back, no wonder she never invites you to come to Calf Town, this is dealing with class enemies! ”
"What class enemy?"
Liu Tianliang stood up in surprise and leaned on the small window to take a look, and immediately smiled speechlessly, it turned out that a very hostile big sign was erected at the entrance of Niu Calf Town, which was clearly written in red letters on a white background - all profiteers are a group of leeches who knock on the bone and suck the marrow, please cherish your own labor income, and be sure to consume rationally!
"Brother! These words are obviously coming at us, I didn't expect Chen Zihan to be so vigilant about us, no wonder everyone has been saying that the money of fools in Niu Calf Town is getting harder and harder to cheat, it turns out that Chen Zihan is playing two-faced with us......"
Guo Zhan looked at Liu Tianliang with an angry face, but Liu Tianliang could only shrug his shoulders helplessly and said: "Alas~ Actually, this is not to blame, most of the farmers in Niu Calf Town are farmers who have never seen the world, unlike our brothers in Liangwangfu, who are all from all over the world, and have seen all the bullshit, and a little bit of novelty can cheat them out of the food stamps in their pockets, if I were led by them, I would have to do this!" ”
"Uh~ It seems that this is really the case......"
Guo Zhan nodded thoughtfully, he really felt that their Liangwangfu was a bunch of profiteers who didn't produce and only knew how to do business all day long, but before he could finish speaking, the small goods under his feet stopped with a "crunch", Guo Zhan hurriedly looked out through the small window, and saw that the car had stopped in a very wide open space!
A thick old locust tree in the open space is squatting under the villagers who are looking around, still holding a dry rice bowl without oil and water in their hands, and a large group of beautiful women of warblers and swallows gushed out of the bus "Hula", and the eyes of the old farmers on the empty field instantly brightened up, and they all stood up involuntarily!
And the leader Ma Manlin also took out a big horn out of nowhere, held it in front of him and shouted coquettishly: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are the Angel Baby Dance Troupe, today is the day when we were established for a month, in order to thank you for your care and support to us, we will perform for you for free for a day, please come over quickly, and the sisters are also twisted up......"
"Oh......"
A huge cheer almost shattered the mountains, accompanied by a song of "The Most Dazzling National Style", the whole calf town instantly turned the sky upside down, countless villagers rushed to hear the news, and simply joined this inexplicable carnival with an impatient attitude, and while everyone was crazy and happy, two men who buried their heads in a large pile of performance costumes sneaked out of the crowd, looked left and right and immediately sneaked into an empty residential area!
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