Forty-seven in the wardrobe of the king eight
Niu Erzhu's head is big, what can I do? Where can I go naked? Don't you look at it and don't feel cold now, that's to make the cold water excited, you wait a while to try? You don't need other small northwest winds to blow, it won't take long for you to become a popsicle, of course, it's embarrassing enough to be so naked, but judging by Niu Erzhu's shamelessness, it's obvious that freezing to death is a big thing, a shame is a small thing, and the face is never as important as survival!
Dashao is in a hurry, and it is now close to noon, what if these families go home for dinner? Don't get me wrong, he's not afraid of being embarrassed with his bare buttocks, Niu Erzhu has already become shameless, he's afraid that people will arrest him as a hooligan and send him to the police station, and then he won't be able to say clearly, but, uh, it seems that he can't say it clearly, and it's not a matter of treating it as anything, Da Shao is a hooligan!
It's not okay to just walk away, people come and go on the street, and when you see a big winter hooligan running naked, who doesn't look at the excitement, won't the big young become the laughing stock of all the townspeople in Shimen Town? And there are still dozens of miles from here to the deer, what should I do on this way? You can't just run back, can you? Niu Erzhu scratched his ears and cheeks, looked left and right, and saw at a glance that one of these families was unlocked, Da Shao's eyes lit up, and he walked to the door in three steps and two steps, and looked at the window, there was indeed no one inside, and the family didn't know why they went, so they went out without even locking the door.
Da Shao quickly squeezed in, and when he saw that this family was not too poor, at least it would not starve, and at that time, it was not bad. Niu Erzhu didn't care about anything else, as soon as he entered the door, he went straight to the wardrobe, he planned to find a few clothes to wear first, and when he had something to cover his shame, it would be easy to do.
But the eldest young master is unlucky, he opened the wardrobe and even turned over several pieces, but they are not suitable, either too small, or too fat, it is easy to have two suitable pieces, put a set on the body, and quickly take it off again, this is a woman's clothes, a young man, you can't wear a skirt on the street, this thing is too demonic! I can't wear a few pieces in a row, Niu Erzhu's face is sweaty, everyone knows that people don't lock the door when they go out, there are only two possibilities, one is to forget, the other is to come back soon, there is no need to lock the door at all, a bare-ass old man is rummaging through boxes and cabinets in other people's homes, this thing is not good!
Niu Erzhu was in a hurry, he was really afraid of something, there was a sound of footsteps outside, although the sound was very light, but he heard the movement and went straight to this house, Da Shao's heart chuckled, it was broken, what can I do if I want people to be blocked in the house? Although I don't have bad intentions, I just borrowed a few clothes to wear, but who believes it? Niu Erzhu was also in a hurry, and when he saw that there was nowhere to hide in this house, he had to grit his teeth, open the cabinet door, and dodge in.
Niu Erzhu just got in, he heard the door squeak, it seemed that a person came in, Niu Erzhu heard the footsteps of this person, and immediately relieved, what, the person who came in was definitely not the owner of this house, normal people went back to their own homes, that is all right, for fear that others will not know, but this person's steps are extremely light, with a cautious, and timid taste, then this person's identity is suspicious, either a thief or a thief who came to steal incense and jade, and now there is no one in the family, then Sensei asked, it must be a thief!
Niu Erzhuxin said why is it so unlucky? Borrow clothes to wear and meet peers, ah, no, when did you become a thief? Niu Erzhu secretly spat a few mouthfuls, and was trying to open the cabinet door a crack to see what the situation was with the play, but as soon as the cabinet door was opened, the cabinet knew a ring, almost scared Niu Erzhu's soul, but fortunately, the person who entered the room didn't hear it, Niu Er chanted Buddha vigorously in the cabinet, and didn't dare to move anymore!
The man entered the house, and he didn't seem to be too at ease, but rummaged around, and he didn't know what he was looking for, Niu Erzhu was more sure of his guess, this person was a thief, and now he was rummaging through the cabinets to find something valuable, Da Shao secretly shouted in his heart that he was unlucky, it doesn't matter what you have in it, the key is that you hurry up Wow, just like that, if you take something and leave, as soon as I came out, the family came back, and the family is gone, and it doesn't count on me? You're a bad thing, what's the hell you want??? Ghost Silence 47
Da Shao scolded secretly in his heart, he didn't know what to do here, he heard the footsteps outside getting closer and closer, and he wanted to run to the wardrobe to start, Da Shao scolded his ancestors in his heart, you lack morality, you finally became a thief, you have to steal something decent, right? What kind of ability is stealing clothes, this can be worth a few dollars" to see the meaning This person is also a little thief, and he can't fix the climate! But now is not the time to worry about others, what if they open the cabinet door and find themselves? Will this kid kill people?
Da Shao thought about it, this is all redundant, who would kill people for a few clothes? In case it is found out for a while, I have to explain quickly, it is best for the two of them not to have any conflicts, and I don't pay attention to it, just put on a few clothes and leave, this taste is not human, stay for a while, and you can scare your heart out!
Da Shao's plan was very good, but this person didn't give Niu Erzhu a chance to confess, and opened the cabinet door with a creak, but he didn't even look inside, but directly reached out and touched it! Niu Erzhu is in the jade body, can you stand this touch? Da Shao hid in the back, hoping that he would touch two pieces of clothes and leave, who knew that this person was also an angry person, touched two pieces and didn't seem to be very satisfied, put aside the wardrobe and looked for blindly, now Niu Erzhu was unlucky, and had to hide around, but this wardrobe is only a little bigger, come and go, Niu Erzhu has been avoided, let the family touch the buttocks, this surprise, the two people inside and outside the cabinet were startled!
Da Shao is okay, because he is psychologically prepared, and he will not be like this, but this person outside is not good, there is no precaution in advance, and then he heard a bang, it seems that someone has fallen, Da Shao laughed secretly in his heart, just this dare to come out to be a thief? Don't embarrass the thief! Now that the stuffing has been exposed, Da Shao doesn't plan to hide it anymore, so it's not interesting, Niu Erzhu raised his legs and was about to go out, when he heard the man outside scolding: "What lack of virtue is this?" Why do you still have a softshell child in the closet? β
Niu Erzhu originally wanted to scold people, but as soon as he heard this movement, he was immediately happy, this voice was not someone else's, it was Bu Facai, how coincidental do you say? This kid is running around, why did he just come here?
It turned out that Niu Erzhu saw that the old man was in a meat formation, and he refused to come out to meet, so he and Bu Facai came up with a bad idea, and the three rats went to Shimen Town to steal things from door to door, leaving the old man's name after the work. Of course, the two brothers don't know what the old man's name is, since he has forced Chuang Potian to recognize himself as his godfather, then simply call him Uncle Chuang! Of course, Bu Facai is not the black-hearted thief, and he can't steal the poor.
The note is naturally not a good word, to the effect that I am the uncle of the Baoding giant bandit, the godfather who broke through the sky, passing by here, the road fee is not enough, borrow a few money from you to spend, and the hand will be loose in the future, and I should pay it back! The tone on the note is very arrogant, it is the kind that makes people want to slap their mouths at a glance, and they boasted, and deliberately described the old man's appearance on the note vividly!
It seems a bit naΓ―ve to do this, but anyone who has a little heart will ponder, no one can leave their name when stealing things, this is obviously a frame-up, but this thing is not so simple, there are two reasons in this enough to make the old man unable to eat and walk around, one of these people who lose things are rich and powerful, naturally unwilling to eat this dumb loss, turn around and say to the police, the police naturally dare not slack off, people ponder, although this thing is not done by the old man, but it must have something to do with the old man, Otherwise, people don't blame others, why just mention you? Find the old man, ask him what enemies he has, and then follow the vine to find melons, and the case can be solved.
Moreover, at that time, what did the police talk about when they solved the case? Since the note says that you did it, that's what you did, and people grabbed you to hand over the errand, so that you could hurry home and prepare for the New Year, who cares if you live or die? This thing is actually Tie Guan Li squeezing his eyes, you fool me and I fool you, people just want to find such a person to blame, who cares what happens to you?
So anyway, the old man's lawsuit this time is settled, although Shimen Town is not too big, but after all, it is a land hub, connecting the five provinces of North China, and it has always been a place where soldiers must fight, there are a lot of garrisons in this place, Cao Kun's brigade has been in charge for a long time, and there are more than 100 policemen in addition, it is not easy to find someone? As long as the military and police are dispatched, the old man will be unable to fly, and Niu Erzhu will not have to bother to find him at that time, just go to the prison to visit him!
This idea seems to be a bit damaged, but now, the eldest and younger brothers have no choice but to ignore their conscience first, and it is a big deal to ask Ma Siye to send someone to catch him in the future. He was originally a thief ancestor, and there was really nothing in the world that he couldn't steal, in less than an hour, this kid actually stole all the big households in Shimen Town, not only to carry this stolen knot, but also to harvest a lot.
It stands to reason that when it comes to this part, Bu Facai will also change his hand, but this kid has not done it for a few days, this opening of the ring, it is inevitable that his hands are a little itchy, and after thinking about it, it is not enough to steal the rich, we have to take care of the poor guys, if the whole Shimen Town hates this old man, then he is difficult to fly, and his subordinates have the right children, and they do not steal the valuable things of the poor, so they will take a piece of clothing and steal a kitchen knife, as long as they hate the old man! Bu Facai planned very well, who knew that this was such a coincidence, as soon as the old boy stretched out his hand, he actually blocked Niu Erzhu! Da Shao laughed and laughed, and was about to pull Bu Facai up and leave quickly, when he heard someone outside hurrying to this side, and someone spoke while walking: "Big brother, have you heard, there are thieves in the town today!" βββby:87942204368064376|415ββ>