Chapter 36: The Mad Taoist

said that it was a breakthrough, and there was definitely water in this statement, because the old Taoist priest didn't break the game at all, but only temporarily invalidated the game.

The game in the words is the Golden Shroud Technique, which I have a headache now.

No one could understand the situation at that time, even the tomb robbers who were watching the excitement not far away.

I saw that the old man entered the ancient tomb with a relaxed face, but after half an hour, the old man walked out slowly with a wine gourd, glanced at everyone left and right, and left easily.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the wine jug was taken from the tomb, and the jasper and gold-inlaid wine jug aroused the greed of many people, but no one dared to rob the old Taoist priest, and the tomb robber's few eyeliners could only politely stop the old Taoist, pretending to be curious and asking the reason.

"There is a lack of wine, and there is no wine in the gourd." The old Taoist priest looked at everyone with a smile, shook the wine gourd in his hand, and pushed everyone away like crazy, completely looking like a madman: "There is no wine and no meat in the bullshit tomb, so the old Taoist wasted a lot of effort!" ”

Seeing this scene, several eyeliners glanced at each other, wanting to stop Lao Dao again, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was stopped by a middle-aged Taoist priest who appeared out of thin air.

This middle-aged Taoist priest was dressed in a robe, with a long beard and long hair, and he felt like he was out of the dust, only to see him respectfully stop the old Taoist, and asked: "The Taoist chief stays, in the tomb"

Before the words fell, the mad Taoist priest waved his hand, pointed to the ancient tomb and scolded: "The bullshit tomb, no wine and no meat but hiding the golden shroud, if it weren't for the old Taoist who temporarily suppressed you by the mountains and rivers, I'm afraid you would still be arrogant to the sky!" ”

Hearing this, the middle-aged Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and suddenly brightened up, and made a gesture again and again.

The mad Taoist priest didn't say more, pushed everyone away and laughed wildly and left, looking at the crazy appearance like an ordinary old madman, but when he looked closely, he had an inexplicable sense of ease.

"The Golden Shroud is not an enemy, and the mountains and rivers are not a Tao, but an enemy." The middle-aged Taoist priest muttered to himself for a long time, and while muttering, he walked towards the ancient tomb, stood at the head of the tomb to take a closer look, nodded secretly, and then left Tianjin Wei.

Half a month later, the officers and soldiers of the imperial court came again, this time there were very few people, but there were only more than thirty people, but the team of officers and soldiers was followed by a few old Taoist priests, and a middle-aged Taoist priest.

This middle-aged Taoist was the one who spoke to the mad Taoist half a month ago.

It was noon, and the officers and soldiers surrounded the entrance of the ancient tomb, and a few old Taoists entered through the tomb door, and the middle-aged Taoist was no exception, but he seemed to bring some bulging packages when he entered.

Within an hour after the Taoist priests entered, several loud bangs came from the tomb one after another, and then, an extremely sharp hiss rang out violently, and the officers and soldiers standing outside were all startled.

"That's a happy whistle?!" I couldn't believe it, the fat uncle smiled and nodded: "Four (yes) happy whistles, not only the four (yes) five major door drop spells can trigger the happy whistle, but the mountains and rivers pulse techniques can also be triggered!" ”

After that, the fat uncle continued to tell me the story.

When the happy whistle fell, the middle-aged Taoist walked out of the tomb door with a happy face on his face, and everyone had a proud face.

"Do not touch the golden shroud, touch its corpse, and the evil will turn back." Before the officers and soldiers entered the tomb door, the middle-aged Taoist warned them like this: "When the evil turns back and everyone dies, remember to enter the tomb from the right." ”

As soon as the words fell, the middle-aged Taoist remembered something again, and hurriedly instructed them not to open the coffin of the tomb owner.

Waiting for everyone to agree, under the signal of these Taoist leaders, the officers and soldiers trembled and entered the tomb door and began to move the things inside.

Sure enough, when these officers and soldiers entered the tomb, there was a corpse standing at the entrance of the tomb on the left, and the specific appearance was not clear, because no one dared to look closely.

Everyone remembered the warning of the Taoist, and since they could not enter on the left, they naturally entered the tomb from the right.

In just half an hour, these officers and soldiers moved the tomb of the Ming Dynasty magnate clean, but no one dared to open the coffin of the tomb owner.

Even the Taoist chief said that the coffin could not be opened, and we still opened it? What is that not looking for death?

"The society (said) is finished." When the fat uncle said this, he spread his hands, and said helplessly: "They solved the method of the golden shroud dripping the hungry master to anoint the oil (no) to make it clear, and the last drop was that the four (yes) officers and soldiers restored the tomb to its original state, and the anointed man dared to enter the tomb again." ”

"I'm grass." My face was almost black, and I said in my heart that it was good that your master was dead, otherwise I would have strangled him.

At such a critical moment, the story is gone?! Are you kidding me?! Tell me how to solve the Golden Shroud!!

I smoked a cigarette and pondered the clues in the story that would work for me.

The third year of Xianfeng should have been in 1853, when the Taiping Rebellion was in place, and it was not difficult to understand that the imperial court went to dig tombs for money

According to the story of this story, the Golden Shroud seems to be a special kind of "corpse", and the story of what kind of thing it is is is not clear, only that the Taoist method is of little use to this thing, and it can be heard from the words of the middle-aged Taoist.

And they don't seem to have broken the game, but only temporarily rendered the Golden Shroud useless, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to restore the cemetery to its original state

What's more, the middle-aged Taoist priest also reminded the officers and soldiers: "Don't touch the golden corpse, touch its corpse, and turn back." ”

It's not right, why did the crazy Taoist priest suppress the golden shroud and make no sound? And how did these Taoist priests make such a big splash when they went?

Thinking of this, I asked this question, and the fat uncle shook his head and replied to me: "Who the hell does he know?" ”

Hehe, who the hell knows what a quality answer.

Fat uncle, you are really my own uncle, from the answer I got without a knife to cut you, you can see how deep my love for you is.

"Who is that mad Taoist?" I asked casually.

The fat uncle's tone was also full of doubts and puzzles, he took a puff of cigarette and shrugged: "Who knows?" ”

"This kind of person is really a senior." I said with a smile, stood up and stretched, turned around and walked towards the villa: "Let's go back and think about it slowly, by the way, fat uncle, it seems that the chicken legs are going to be roasted." ”

When I said this, I was twenty meters away from the fat uncle, and the words were almost shouted, and at the same time as the words fell, I ran to the villa, without giving the fat uncle a chance to react.

I entered the lodge with my front foot, and with my back foot I heard a roar of grief and indignation coming from behind me.

"You pack (don't) snatch the hungry dripping chicken legs!!!"

At seven o'clock in the evening, our group got on the bus and went back to Guiyang, and there was nothing unpleasant on the way, except that a few animals wanted to rub Zhou Yujia's oil when they got on the bus, and they were kicked off the bus by me and Zhou Yan.

It was embarrassing.

Zhou Yujia was in front of me, I was behind her, and then the animals squeezed behind me, stretched out their salty pig hands and wanted to touch Zhou Yujia's buttocks, I was stunned at that time.

If they let them touch it, Zhou Yujia won't have to whip me backhand?! You're trying to frame me?!

As I said a long time ago, God is a man who loves to slap people, and after I understand the consequences of things, he will always change the plot of reality.

Like what

"Oh, what are you squeezing!" A few animals behind me suddenly shouted contrivedly, squeezed forward, and the salty pig's hand stretched out, I subconsciously blocked Zhou Yujia, raised my hand and squeezed the hand closest to me, and knocked the door.

As you all know, the door of the bus is quite hard, especially the part on the edge, which seems to be wrapped with a layer of aluminum-like metal, and there will be a few muffled sounds when knocked by hand.

I knocked the right hand of this animal on the door, and our "Chemen brother" really lived up to his expectations and let this grandson see blood on the spot.

"Why?" I turned my head and stood by the door, glaring at the young men behind me: "Looking for trouble, aren't you?" ”

"Brother Yi" Zhou Yujia lowered his voice and called me, I turned my head sideways and looked at it, it was okay not to look at it, I wanted to chop off my left hand when I saw it.

Before, when I knocked on the door with the grandson's right hand, I was squeezed by them, and Zhou Yujia was also squeezed, and almost fell to the ground

"I didn't mean to be an accident" I blushed and pulled my left hand back from Zhou Yujia's chest, that feeling was really embarrassing, knocking on the door, embarrassing to get home

Fat Uncle They are also strange, seeing that I had a conflict with those young men, Zhou Yan and Fat Uncle immediately squeezed over, and kept asking: What's wrong, what's wrong?!

"They want to rub your sister's oil." I told Zhou Yan that some people were unhappy when the words fell.

"Didn't you rub oil too?!" A few young men were indignant, but what answered them was Zhou Yan's slap, and by the way, Zhou Yan also scolded and said, "Fuck your mother!" What kind of person is the surname Yi?! ”

"Am I the kind of person?" I scolded with a weak heart, and before the boys could say more, I stood on the steps and kicked them twice, and in order to prevent them from saying something unreliable in their mouths, I kicked them very hard, and kicked over two of the thinner grandsons on the spot.

Don't look at Zhou Yan's usual sven style, he is not lighter than me when he moves, and he can really kick people out of breath when he kicks them.

This is thanks to Zhou Yan's father, who is said to have taught him this way since he was a child: "You are at school, either don't fight, or don't lose, if you lose the fight, come back and see how Lao Tzu cleans you up." ”

Seeing that there was a commotion at the car door, the driver was also very impatient, and shouted politely: "If you want to fight, go down and down!" Don't delay other passengers! ”

"Let's go, wrap (don't) be as knowledgeable as these melon skins." The fat uncle squeezed out of the crowd with a kind face, pulled Zhou Yan who was kicking people away, as if he inadvertently stepped on the abdomen of the young man who fell to the ground, and got into the car with a kind smile, and even the onlookers were stunned.

"My day" Zhou Yan looked at the fat uncle cautiously, and muttered while walking with us into the car: "Just stepping on his weight, I estimate that the grandson will vomit out of the overnight meal"

Just as he was muttering, a chubby palm patted him on the shoulder, and when he looked back, it was the smiling fat uncle.

"Xiao Zhou, what are you talking about?"

"No, no, no, I didn't say anything, fat uncle, you are tired, sit down," Zhou Yan smiled dryly and greeted the fat uncle.

I grinned, it seemed that the fat uncle was scaring Zhou Yan.

"Brother Yi." Zhou Yujia shouted in a low voice, I came back to my senses and turned my head to look at her: "What's wrong?" ”

"Come over here." Zhou Yujia blushed and said.

I didn't think much of it, I put my face over, and the rest of the story will be unforgettable for me.

"Don't pull my ears at me!! Let go!! Hurry up!! I'm going crazy!! ”