…… Uh, this, very, very sorry... I got carried away just now, so I'm really sorry! Yinshi, whose left face was completely swollen, knelt on the ground and said to the Shimura brothers and sisters, while Lei Zhe sat outside the dojo heartlessly, looked at Jing Sè in the small courtyard and said, "I want to apologize sincerely and get the other party's forgiveness, do you hear?" ”

"You bastard, remember me!" Yin Shi, who bent over, squinted at Lei Zhe, who had nothing to do with himself, and said hatefully, why is it always himself who is unlucky, this bastard is watching the play next to him at any time, teasing himself, is he thinking about separating from him?

In other words, how did I come up with the creepy word separation?

"If the apology is useful, the world will not need such things as police inspection and seppuku, thanks to you, my brother lost his job that he managed to find, which put our family in crisis, so give me seppuku to apologize!" Shimura Miao raised the short knife and said with a smile at Gintoki.

"That's right, if you want to be forgiven by the other party, you have to at least cut your stomach, right? Silver, don't worry, I bought a lot of insurance for you, and the insured is me, you know. Lei Zhe fanned the flames next to him, and he continued with his cigarette pouch: "Hey, if you really kill him, I will share half of the insurance money." ”

"What are you kidding, are you really twisted? And you, don't swing the knife indiscriminately, it's really going to kill someone! Ginshi dodged the attack of the Shimura sisters and brothers, and roared, he looked at the knife in the hands of the two, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Hey, mom told us that money is a bastard, so don't be a bastard, look at the front seriously, there are many things in this world that are more attractive than bastards, isn't human life as good as bastards?!" ”

Spitting out a cigarette, Lei Zhe scratched the fork and said, "How do I feel that you are talking about me?" Hey, work harder to hack this natural roll, how about I give you 10 percent more? Well, twenty percent! "Bastard, you have given Li to live, murdered your own brother!" "You're not my own brother, my surname is Lei, your surname is Yin, and you're just my slave," Lei Zhe said indifferently, his words made Yinshi even more mad.

"Bastard, don't change my last name! Lao Tzu's surname is Sakata, Sakata! And Lao Tzu is not your slave! Continuing to dodge the attacks of the Shimura siblings, Gintoki shouted at Lei Zhe, and then he jerked up his hands and grabbed the knife that was slashing at him, at this moment Gintoki performed the stunt of snatching the white blade with his bare hands.

"Oh, wonderful, applause" Lei Zhe clapped his hands with a cigarette pouch and said, "I didn't expect you to have this ability, let me try it next time?" "Lei Zhe is all kinds of heartless, and Yinshi is all kinds of unlucky tragedies.

"Okay, okay, isn't it just work? I'm in charge for a short time?! In the end, Gintoki was forced to have no choice but to say this, and after hearing his words, the Shimura siblings returned to normal, and then Gintoki took out his business card from his arms, which read, "Wanshiya, Sakata Gintoki." , a few words.

"Wanshiya, Gintoki Sakata?" Shimura said suspiciously.

"In these times, there is no room for a job, right? We are Ah Yin and Ah Lei of the house of everything, as long as we pay for everything, we will help the employer solve everything, this is our "house of everything, the purpose, this time I caused your brother to lose his job, I will help you for free, so it's even, right?

And the bastard watching the play over there, this time it's not over, sooner or later one day I'll beat you up and hang you from the city gate! Yinshi first said to the Shimura siblings, and then looked at Lei Zhe with a smile on his face.

"Okay, I'll wait, this is the 3253rd time you've said this kind of thing" Lei Zhe said rather carelessly, and then his ears moved, and he found that there were noisy footsteps outside, and then several celestials broke into the dojo, and the celestials led by them looked quite obscene, just like malnourished goblins in the wizarding world, but not so short.

"You must pay off all the money you owe me today, Lao Tzu can't bear it anymore and has lost his patience!" The red-haired goblin yelled at the Shimura siblings in a very irritable manner, and his words made Raizhe and Gintoki frown.

"Hey, loan sharks? Anyway, you look so young, are you already crawling in society? It's really not easy to be a ghost now. ，… Yinshi said with a sigh, and Lei Zhe continued to be silent while smoking a cigarette.

"It was borrowed by our father!" Shinpachi said.

"What the hell are you muttering, hurry up and pay me back, I've been in arrears for so long and when do I think about it, I still have a TV series rerun to watch, if you don't pay back, mortgage this dojo to me, then again, you're really hard, after the idiot dad who owes money dies, let your daughter pay it back, it's really ......",

In the end, Shimura Miao agreed to the other party's request to pay off the debt owed by himself and go to work in the entertainment venue (brothel) opened by the other party, her choice made Shinpachi unacceptable, although he also knew what his sister was thinking, but what could he do? Himself, unable to protect anything Looking at the young man waving a wooden sword in the yard to vent, Lei Zhe lit a cigarette pouch and said, "Hey, don't make cakes in other people's houses casually, what's more, the owner didn't agree at all, right?" Eat so many sweets and you're going to get diabetes. ”

"I'm uncomfortable without sweets for a day, can you stand it if you don't smoke?

And that's a deposit, don't you want to help their siblings? Gintoki squeezed the cream onto the cake and said absently, he scooped the cream with his fingers and put it in his mouth, a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

"It's because of your xìng personality that you've always been poor."

"Yes, yes, I can't compare with you, a local tyrant, you bastard who picks up money when you go out, are you the son of the God of Wealth?"

The two complained to each other in such a situation, which seemed very relaxed, but the two seemingly indecent men were thinking the same thing in their hearts.

"My sister is such a stupid person, it's always Daddy's, what the hell did that bald man do for us?!" Shinpachi said loudly.

"So your dad is bald?" These are the words of the silver time.

"So you're a sister? Jealous? These are the words of Lei Zhe.

"Ah, that's right, I'm my sister! Uh" Shinpachi in the vent didn't expect these two people to leave at all, and said casually, but as soon as he finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong, he looked at the two men in the room, and the two men had similar smiles on their faces.

"Now, Ray, did you hear that? This guy is actually a sister control.,It's so scary, it's scary.,That kind of female orangutan actually has people who like it.,This world is really as twisted as your xìng grid, right?! Gintoki crossed his shoulders with a frightened expression, but anyone could tell he was just joking.

"The aesthetics of the orangutan, we don't understand it, and you said that the last words are trying to find a smoke?" Lei Zhe responded to Ginshi's words, he smoked a cigarette and said to Shinpachi: "We didn't laugh at your aesthetics, there really wasn't a ........."

"It's not an aesthetic issue, is it?" Gintoki cut the cake and said as he ate it.

"You should be aesthetic, don't you know that Sister Control is actually great? Boy, sometimes it's useless to just complain here, you have to fight for a lot of things, even if you are sisters and brothers."

Lei Zhe said seriously, but his words made Yinshi speechless.

"It's not a matter of entangling sisters and brothers now, don't you really want to chase your sister? If you don't get your sister back, your sister will control everything and be a floating cloud. ，… Yinshi's mouth was stuffed with the cake he had made himself, although he asked Lei Zhe not to worry about the problem of his sister and brother, but he seemed to be still talking about this topic, and it seemed that this topic was indeed very interesting.

Because of his sister's affairs, Xinba is now completely powerless to quarrel with these two men, he sat in the aisle and looked at the courtyard and said: "I don't care, it was he who decided to go, my sister is really my father's daughter, it's exactly the same as him, my father is also a good old man who talks about righteousness and human affection all day long, and it is because of this weakness that he will be caught and die in debt, why are everyone so unwitting, I don't want to die for these flashy false names, now this kind of world still has the "samurai spirit, I just want to live easier........." Listening to the young man's words, Lei Zhe was silent, but Yinshi said, "Is it? But I don't see how easy it is for you. ”

Throwing the fork in his hand into the plate, Yinshi and Lei Zhe stood up at the same time, and while hanging the wooden knife on their waists, Yinshi said to Shinpachi: "In my opinion, the so-called" samurai spirit is not complicated at all, because as long as there is something you want to protect, then draw the sword, do you like sister? Want to protect her? Shinpachi nodded silently.

"In that case, grab your sword and come with us." Lei Zhe said: "After all, we will be very troubled if no one brings that female orangutan home......" "Yo, it's so lively here, we also want to join, don't mind?" Lei Zhe said as he looked at the many celestials standing in the room, and the three of them hijacked a police car and rushed into the spaceship.

"It's fun to have a lot of people, isn't it? We are the silver and thunder of the house of everything, please advise. Gintoki stood on the other side, his right hand resting on the hilt of the wooden knife, a smile on his otherwise unspirited face. ,

"You bastards think you can do anything, kill, kill them!" The goblins and his bodyguards pulled out their guns and looked really like they were dealing with everyone present.

"Glasses, leave with your mother orangutan, here we will break off, protect your sister well." After Yinshi finished speaking, he pulled out the wooden knife and rushed out, his movements were extremely fast, and everyone just felt that a white light flashed, and the speed was so fast that people's eyes couldn't keep up.

The wooden knife swung and brought a strong wind, and he eliminated all seven of the opponents in almost a few seconds, and Shinpachi left the room with Shimura Ao and ran outside.

"Xiaoxin, don't we have to worry about those two people? Why did those two people help us? Aoshi Shimura said to her brother.

"How do I know, though, I'm sure they'll be fine!" Shinpachi replied, and just then there was a wail behind him.

"Ahhh Yinshi said to Lei Zhe, who was running away from his side, this bastard is always watching the play and waving his flag and shouting, whether it is all fighting, hard work or tiring work, this bastard is really getting more and more excessive.

"Mistaken? I thought you could handle it yourself, but it looks like I'm expecting too much from you, Silver, you've been declining lately, haven't you? Will I send you to the old man again to train you well? Lei Zhe drew his wooden knife and turned around, and then the gunfire rang out, and the wooden knife in his hand hit the bullet with precision, blocking all the bullets.

"I made a move, so you complained, right?" Putting the wooden knife away again, Lei Zhe said, while Gintoki looked completely defeated, speechless to the bastard.

Several people fled in the spaceship, and finally came to the power banquet.

"Then you have no way to escape!" Dozens of goblins blocked the door with guns, and the goblin boss looked at Yinshi and Lei Zhe and said: "It's really sad, the samurai who used to protect this country with swords can't even protect a little girl now, and now you can't protect anything, this country, this sky, all belong to our celestials!" ”

The celestials laughed, as if they were laughing at the two of them, and in the face of their ridicule, Lei Zhe and Yinshi were very calm and did not have any anger.

"Country?" Lei Zhe smiled disdainfully.

"Sky?" Yinshi took Lei Zhe's words, he and Lei Zhe raised the wooden knife in their hands and aimed it at the celestials, and the two of them spoke almost at the same time: "It doesn't matter if these are given to you, we are busy enough to protect the things in front of us, and we can't protect them, we can't count how much we have lost so far, anyway, there is nothing left, and when we see the fallen things, we will naturally pick them up and keep them." ”

"Is this your "stingy, bushido?" Enough, I'm tired of listening, so give me death! Just as the leader was about to shoot, he was stopped by his bodyguards.

"President, you can't shoot here, what if you hit the power furnace?! Even people and boats will fall! "Ahhh If you hit the power furnace, the ship will fall. Lei Zhe suddenly said to Yinshi with a malicious smile.

"To be honest, I haven't shot down a spaceship yet, so why don't you try it? In this way, when I see the wig, I can say that I used a wooden knife to shoot down the celestial spaceship. Yinshi took two steps back, and then climbed on top of the power furnace, because the heavens couldn't stop him because they couldn't shoot.

"You know what? Don't use the word "stingy, the word to describe what we hold onto, bushido?" We've long since abandoned that kind of thing, and now we're just the "owners and guests of the House of Everything" cherish, and the things we cherish are the things we cherish, and if it's to protect these things, we'll do anything! After Yinshi finished speaking, the wooden knife in his hand swung down and slashed at the power furnace.