December 24, 2007.

The day of Christmas Eve.

2:20 p.m.

The weather was cloudy and quite cold.

"Hungry Society (said) Why did you buy so many apples and pinch them?" The fat uncle looked at me wrapped apples in colored paper with a curious face, and when he saw that my face was as dignified as a great enemy, he couldn't help asking, "Eat drops?" ”

"Vulgar." I glared at him, didn't think the language was appropriate enough, and added, "It's hard to stand the vulgar." ”

Actually, I think I'm a layman myself, but at this moment, I have to pretend to be an elegant person.

I don't know which fool came up with this thing, take an apple with a pack of colored paper, a few days before Christmas Eve, you can sell three yuan a piece, and you have to sell five yuan and ten yuan on the night of Christmas Eve, which is not only black, but also fucking black.

After the apple is wrapped to the most, either eat it, or be reluctant to eat it, and then the apple will be rotten, and there is an egg for it?

Even so, I still had to do it, but in order not to be fooled by those profiteers who had sons and no assholes, I decided to do it myself.

Isn't there a saying, the art house saves the world.

"Zhou Yujia, happy holiday for you, I wish you more and more in the future." I carefully counted the words I wanted to write on the colored paper, and counted the packets of apples.

Nineteen words, there are still nine peace fruits left to complete.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but scold the street again, which fool figured out this peace fruit

"Boy, come, uncle will give you the club (talk about it)." The fat uncle lit a cigarette, posed as an old private school gentleman, and patted me on the shoulder: "This gift, you can't just grin it." ”

"And then?" I asked casually, burying my head in the fruit of peace.

"Send some flowers, jewelry, isn't it better than this?" Uncle Fat was trying to nudge me.

I don't know what I thought of, my face turned red subconsciously, and I buried my head in a perfunctory manner: "What kind of flowers to send, wouldn't it be nice to send this thing, don't make trouble, hurry up and watch TV, and science will start in a while." ”

"Is it not only at night?" The fat uncle looked at me suspiciously.

"Replay." I waved my hand: "You can learn from the old and learn the new, you can be a teacher, understand?" ”

The fat uncle pretended to look at me in surprise: "Ouch, fine boy, you stinky illiterate can still (say) ancient literature, miracle!" ”

"I've been in a lot of places, and you're still shallow." I was talking to the fat uncle while fiddling with the peace fruit in my hand, and after checking it to make sure it was wrapped, I put it in the gift box at hand: "I think at the beginning, I am also a folk strange person, with wonderful roots and bones, and a fairy vein, I"

The fat uncle interrupted me with a disgusted face: "You just (say) where are you awesome?" Is it (don't) pretend? ”

"Yo, you still don't believe it, I learned the magic skill of fire replenishing condoms when I was eighteen years old, and the high-level personnel of the planning and fertility department have come to me and begged me to join them to contribute to the country." I laughed: "At the age of nineteen, I learned the technique of airplane wing correction, and at the age of twenty, I will shape the train track. ”

The fat uncle kicked me off the sofa with one kick, and said that the old man's door unfortunately had such an unreliable thing as me.

When I got everything ready, it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and I didn't dare to delay any longer, so I called Zhou Yujia and hurried out.

This time we're on a date, we're on a date.

Half an hour later, I met Zhou Yujia at the Grand Cross, and then marched towards the hotel where I had booked Lu, intending to have a good meal.

By the way, this time it's my treat, well, a big meal.

Zhou Yan helped me find this hotel, I heard that I was going to invite his sister to dinner, this grandson wanted to follow without saying a word, but after being pinched by Zhou Yujia twice, Zhou Yan was instigated, and then he took the initiative to help us find a hotel

Well

I'll grass your uncle's Zhou Yan!!

Six or seven thousand for a meal, are you going to die?!

We booked a private room by the window, which is not large in size, but it is exceptionally exquisitely decorated.

The carpets, murals, chandeliers, and the bronze statues in the corners of the walls used to hang clothes are simply too much of an art.

"Did your brother accompany your sister-in-law out to play?" I sat side by side with Zhou Yujia, looking for the topic with my eyes wandering, and when I saw Zhou Yujia dressed in a pure dress, I coughed and turned on the saint mode.

There is a small table in our private room, which is said to be a table for couples, oh yes, our private room is a couple's private room that I secretly set, after all, it is too wasteful to be big, just the two of us, why should it be a big one? Alas, it seems that I'm still a little stingy, it's really a poor person who can't change his temperament, and the dog can't change his personality when he is hungry, so I won't say that the latter word is not very good.

Although there is such an impure title as a couple's private room, I don't care about it, my heart is upright and the shadow is not slanted, I Yi Shengren has always believed in this sentence.

"Brother Yi." Zhou Yujia spoke, his face flushed.

"Huh? What's wrong? I looked at her dumbfounded.

Zhou Yujia pursed his lips and smiled, and pointed to the gift box in my hand: "For me?" ”

"Inevitably." I smiled and handed over the box, and Zhou Yujia shook the gift box with his hand, as if thinking about what was in it.

And then.

"Peace Fruit?" Zhou Yujia looked at me suspiciously, not surprised at all.

I immediately looked left and right about him.

This girl is too fine, and she finally wanted to surprise her, but she made a mistake.

"I know you too well, you give me this every year, forgot?" Zhou Yujia looked at me helplessly.

I took a deep breath, barely calmed myself, and then smiled angrily, pretending to be careless and said, "I don't know, this is a gift for Christmas Eve?" This is a greeting gift, and there will be a dinner later. ”

Actually, it's not that I'm a fan of money, it's that I really don't know what to give Zhou Yujia.

Jewelry, I don't know how to do it, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, things are too miscellaneous, go to the jewelry store and walk around my head is big, I don't know which one she likes, and it's not easy to ask her, is there a surprise when you ask?

In the end, you can only choose the previous practice, Ping An Guo.

"Eat, you're still having dinner." Zhou Yujia looked at me funny, and when I saw that the food was served, I didn't speak again, and secretly wondered in my heart, what will I send later?

Then again, I'm not stupid, really.

Don't think that I'm stupid, I'm stupid, in some ways, I'm like a mirror in my heart, just like my relationship with Zhou Yujia.

I have everything, just that layer of window paper, but

"Eh, surnamed Yi, I heard that you still have a girlfriend?"

Every time I think about my relationship with Zhou Yujia, I will coldly think of the words of the little Buddha, and I understand at that time.

The window paper cannot be pierced for two reasons.

First, I don't have a thick enough skin, I don't have the face to have a showdown with my good brother's sister, and there is always a suspicion that the old cow eats tender grass.

Second, the threat of Little Buddha is still vivid, I haven't eased up for the time being, and when he dies on the street one day, I may confess in high spirits.

Well, confession.

Actually, I like Zhou Yujia a lot.

I found out not too long ago.

Just before I went to Tai'an to help the little Buddha, I understood this in a daze.

Of course, I can't figure out whether she likes it or not, which is one of the reasons why I don't dare to confess, if she slaps me when I confess, she roars angrily, "Brother Yi, I misread you!" ”

I grass, that's the end, Lao Tzu's reputation will definitely be in vain.

"Eat more." While I was thinking nonsense in my head, I helped Zhou Yujia with the dishes: "Look at how thin you are, do you usually use diet pills as a supper or what?" Why are you getting thinner and thinner during this time? ”

"Who knows?" Zhou Yujia looked at me helplessly: "I also want to be fat, but I just can't get fat." ”

Ouch, if this is heard by some girls who drink water and gain three pounds, they will have to hate you to death.

"It's good to look plump, look at you like this, you have to feel awkward when you touch it with your hands." Before I knew it, my tone suddenly became straight.

Zhou Yujia glared at me angrily, put a red pepper the length of my index finger into my bowl, and threatened me to eat it with his eyes.

"You're ruthless enough." Sweating profusely, I poured the iced Coke from my cup into my mouth, and the pepper in front of me almost didn't spicy my tongue.

Just when I was about to continue to criticize Zhou Yujia, the mobile phone suddenly rang.

I cared, so I took out my phone slowly and looked at it, my eyes suddenly changed, and my heart sank violently.

It was the little Buddha who called.

"Hello?" I pretended to be eating and making phone calls, not daring to hide from Zhou Yujia, otherwise she would definitely have to ask who called me, the last disappearance scared her a lot, and it was estimated that she was scared out of the sequelae.

"Happy Christmas Eve, surnamed Yi." Little Buddha smiled.

"Well, you too, Happy Christmas Eve." I politely said, "What's the matter with me?" Go ahead. ”

"It's nothing, I'm kind enough to remind you, you're going to be unlucky."

I couldn't help but shudder, and barely controlled my tone: "What do you mean?" ”

"It's not a peaceful time, Lao Tzu was shot by someone, and I'm in the hospital now." The little Buddha said helplessly: "Seeing that you have helped me, I kindly remind you that the God of Wealth wants to trouble you." ”

"What do you mean?"

"Didn't a young man carry the northern fairy out of the cave last time?" Little Buddha smiled: "Before he was killed by the people of the God of Wealth, he revealed a piece of news. ”

The cold sweat on my head gradually increased, and I didn't make a sound, waiting for the next words of the little Buddha.

"There is a young man who spoils their big thing, if it weren't for that person who broke the tribute incense, I'm afraid those corpses wouldn't have gotten out of control, and the northern fairies wouldn't have been seriously injured, and when the monster came out, the eyeballs of the three shopkeepers wouldn't have been gouged out." The little Buddha seemed to be repeating the news of his knowledge, and his tone was very playful.

"And then" My hand holding the chopsticks was a little trembling, and when I saw Zhou Yujia looking at me suspiciously, I smiled comfortingly and continued to eat.

"And then it's gone, and they don't know who you are, stupid." Little Buddha's words made me want to scold my mother.

Can you not breathe without breathing?! Grass you ancestor's !!

Little Buddha didn't care that I was scared half to death here, and talked about what happened during this time.

Listening to his next words, I had a bad premonition, which was a very intuitive sense of danger.

December 1, 2007.

The car that the master was sitting in three minutes ago was accidentally attacked on the street, the front windshield was fired by seven or eight people for a total of more than a dozen shots, and the driver who was about to get out of the car to eat was killed on the spot, and the master himself was unharmed, because at that time he was sitting in the back of the barbecue stall and eating barbecue with the little Buddha, and saw this murder case that made him sweat in the head, from that day on, he swore that he would only go out in the future in his own bulletproof SUV, and take other cars, he was his grandson.

3 December 2007.

The God of Wealth was unexpectedly attacked, and the bodyguards around him were shot and killed three on the spot, and the God of Wealth himself was not even injured by a hair, and some people present said that the person who shot was very much like the little Buddha.

December 7, 2007.

Lafayette summoned all the shopkeepers to Beijing, it is said to be the eight-party talks, the content of the conversation is that the north fairy died, how to divide his remaining land business, no one fought for this land at that time, but the God of Wealth inexplicably said that he was going to take over, the little Buddha smiled very happily, on the spot on the table, took out a gun against the God of Wealth's head.

As a result, both sides were defeated, the God of Wealth did not succeed in accepting the business of the North Immortals, and the little Buddha was kicked out of the air by Lafayette, and his ribs were kicked and broken three on the spot.

2007, 10 December.

Little Buddha was unexpectedly attacked, his left leg was shot with a pistol, there was no big problem, he should eat and drink, and then the man was accidentally caught by Big Tooth, but he was caught and caught, but the murderer was killed without saying who sent it.

Little Buddha is a person who is as good as a stream, since others don't say it, then he will definitely not persecute others.

He just snapped the man's eyeballs out with his own hands, and then threw him off the roof of the twenty-third floor.

Early the next morning, there was an extra box delivered by courier at the door of the God of Wealth's company, which contained a pair of human eyes.

20 December, 2007.

Everything seemed to have calmed down, no more disputes, no more conflicts, everything was calm, so calm that it was terrifying.

24 December, 2007.

Little Buddha dialed my phone, and there was the above scene.

"The tomb is empty, after Lafayette went to the tomb, didn't blame you?" I saw that Zhou Yujia was eating well, so I pretended to yawn and turned my head sideways, and asked in a low voice.

"What are you blaming me for? Lao Tzu pretended not to know the way, I only swept around, and did not enter the tomb, right? Besides, with my brother helping me with advice, I'm afraid of a fart. ”

"Hey, it's fun now."

Little Buddha smiled strangely on the other end of the phone, and his tone was very excited.

"What's the fun?! Are you sick?! I resisted the urge to scold the street, and confided my true thoughts in slightly more elegant words.

"There are two kinds of life that I like the most." Little Buddha seems to be talking to himself, but he seems to be talking to me, and his tone is like an ordinary friend's heart-to-heart conversation, very harmonious, harmonious as if it is

If he hadn't killed Kuroko, I'd be friends with him, but now, it's not.

"What two?"

"Either the wind is calm or or"

The little Buddha's voice became more and more frantic and full of excitement.

"The world is in chaos!"

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This volume ends, and tomorrow the sixth volume will begin, Tianyun Water Palace.