Chapter 19 Do you think Gensokyo's little monster still has such a thing as IQ?!
- But how do you convince this guy to stop crying?
Looking down at the time on his watch, Ling Yan sighed helplessly at the dark monster over there who had been crying with his cheeks covered for almost two hours.
Although as a person with a daughter, but generally used to Baiyin is as a child's mother's reimeng, by the way, Baiyin will be very obedient and well-behaved as long as a little snack?????? Although it's usually a very obedient and well-behaved look, it's just that.
- Wow, why do you feel like a failure as a father?
Suddenly, the guy who was already a father but found that he couldn't coax children at all was already covering his forehead at this time, looking like a defeated dog.
- Well, no matter what, let's coax it??????
Some of the self-defeating guys have already started to give up on themselves in the true sense of the word.
"Ah, little sister, are you hungry? Is it good for the big brother to give you food? He asked Lumirumia in the gentlest tone and with the most smiling smile.
However, I don't know if Lori is cute and obscene uncle, or because he looks like Lori feels pitiful.
Lumia suppressed her crying a little after hearing his voice, but it was already the same gesture of covering her red cheeks, and she tilted her head and sent out two words that could probably be called sentences towards Ling Yan:
"Food ~ Eating ~ "
- No, no, I don't eat, and even if I do, you can't eat at all, okay?
After hearing her words, Ling Yan couldn't help but continue to be embarrassed, he didn't know why Lumia's spirit of persevering even though she knew she couldn't eat it was how she could refine it? Could it be that she was Paul Kochagin in her previous life? Or is she so hungry that she makes eating her instinct everything?
However, it was after her soft voice came out that Ling Yan's face twitched.
I don't know why, after coming to this world, his face seems to twitch a lot more than before?
But convulsions are convulsions, and the things that should be faced must still be faced.
At this moment, a huge darkness suddenly emerged from the young girl's body. In Ling Yan's dead fish eyes, the little tiger teeth exposed by the young girl's mouth were very cute, but they were very dangerous.
The darkness surrounded Ling Yan, and in this darkness where he couldn't see his fingers, although that kind of thing didn't play any role in blocking Ling Yan's vision at all, it wouldn't let him see anything. But out of the psychology of being too lazy to bully children, he chose to close his eyes and waterproof, but his ears faintly heard some whistling sounds, of course, he felt that he didn't seem to need waterproof to the point of even erasing his hearing.
At that moment, Ling Yan moved his butt slightly, changed his body, and then there was a loud sound of hitting the trees behind him, and Ling Yan opened his eyes to see the darkness disperse. The stars in the sky shone on the earth again, and a young girl with a large bowl on her head lay in front of a tree with her eyes spinning in circles.
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β
Although he knew that this was the expected ending, Ling Yan sighed helplessly, and then took out a rope.
About five minutes later, the little dark monster woke up and immediately cried, with a ** sound in his mouth, and the little girl's heavenly voice made Ling Yan a little helpless. After all, he tied her directly to a tree and used a tree's rattan whip to complete the art. The limbs and joints of the little dark monster were all sealed.
"Ahh He said in an unusually tired tone as if he couldn't complain anymore. Then Lu turned his back to Lumia and lay directly on the ground.
"Bullying ~ woo ~ "
The young girl's cry was unbearable, but Ling Yan didn't have the slightest desire to untie her, after all, the way she was looking at the food just now made Ling Yan feel speechless.
ββIn other words, I can't change the fact that I'm food.
He thought. But I found that I didn't seem to have adapted to the rules of Gensokyo.
Although it is said that the young girl is a monster and will definitely eat people, of course, the monster eats people, and the stupid person is ......
If this young girl hadn't released the darkness, she probably wouldn't have crashed into the tree herself, right?
No, I'm sure I'll still put it on, after all, it's just her kind of intelligence?????? If you complain, you'll lose.
- But I can't sleep if she keeps arguing like this?
"So little sister, what's your name?" Suddenly, Ling Yan, who couldn't sleep at all, asked the little monster who already knew his name.
"Rumia~"
"Oh, that's good~"
Suddenly, he got up and walked up to the little girl, stretched out his hand and rubbed her smooth yellow hair, and smiled, but the smile suddenly stiffened on his face, because the little dark monster bit his finger again.
- Your IQ! Why are you so persistent and eat me!
Seeing Lumia biting his fingers, he was already familiar with the structure of the human body, and immediately pressed Lumia's armpit with his other hand.
"Hey~ I said that you can't eat me, why are you still so persistent? Do you know that putting your spirit in Gensokyo is a mistake at all? β
"Woo~ Lumia is so hungry, so hungry, so hungry ~ ~ Big brother doesn't let people eat, good and bad, good and bad ~ Bullying people ......"
Ling Yan reluctantly educated her, and Lumia's cute cry made Ling Yan feel that he should untie the rope from this little dark monster, and then throw her outside the shrine, and then let herself sleep peacefully or something.
ββBut in terms of my strength, when she flies out, she will be killed directly by my strength, right?
Remembering that she should have as a force side, it could be said to be a world-destroying level power for a small weak chicken monster like her, Ling Yan couldn't help but sigh.
"Anyway, am I eating? Why don't you let you go and come over and bite my head and break your own teeth? β
"Is it~ so?"
The little dark monster seemed to feel that Ling Yan didn't do anything cruel to her, but she had heard from a certain night sparrow with a No.1 taste that humans would eat the monster when they caught it, and some would do even more excessive things, raise the monster, and then feed the monster to drink strange milk every day.
So Lumia told Ling Yan all about this, and even said that it didn't matter if she raised it, because her stomach was dying of hunger, even if she drank strange milk, it didn't matter.
"Self-respect, strange milk weight, what kind of idiot told you that you have this kind of common sense!?"
After listening to this, Ling Yan covered his forehead and roared loudly, and the frightened Lumia's tears were stored in her eyes again, and she kept spinning. (To be continued.) )