Chapter 1 Don't take on work if you don't have the ability

"Next, we invite the supernova in the younger generation, the first beautiful man in Asia, and Han Zi, who is known as the little king of film and television, to make a shining appearance!"

"Zidu, Zidu, Zidu!"

"Zidu, I love you!"

"Zidu, I'm going to give you a monkey!"

The face-to-face face of the stars of the Royal Six sets is a variety show that kills time for the audience at noon at 12 o'clock, Zhang Huen came to the backstage, thinking that he had made a mistake, there are more than a dozen demon men sitting here, what kind of demon man is the kind of demon man who is more troublesome than a woman to put on makeup, and is more glamorous than a woman after painting makeup. $Top$Points$()

"Uncle, oh, given fourteen boxed lunches, don't put spicy seeds, so as not to hurt our skin."

Zhang Huen was stunned for a moment, a big boy with a pointed chin, crooked eyebrows, and a straight nose was reaching out to himself and said, Zhang Huen smiled and waved his hand and said:

"I'm sorry, I'm not ordering a box lunch, I'm here to participate in the show."

The boy stared at Zhang Huen strangely, and said in a disdainful tone:

"Is it that hard to help run errands? You should be a TV station staff, so I'll take care of us, and maybe I'll send you a cute autograph as soon as I'm happy. ”

Zhang Huen felt ridiculous, he didn't plan to deal with them, and when he heard Han Zidu's name started to be shouted outside, the boy walked back to his seat angrily and chirped to his companions, and the demon men looked at him and looked at Zhang Huen with hatred, Zhang Huen sat in front of the dressing table and didn't pay attention to them at all, a hairstylist came over and said:

"Your hair isn't personal enough, let me make you a dazzling color, right?"

"No need, I'm my age, and I don't look like a prince in a dragon robe."

"Oh。。。。。。 Big brother, you are Zhang Huen! Oh my God, it's really Zhang Huen, ohgod! Can you sign for me? ”

The hairstylist covered his mouth and screamed. The demon men sitting on the other side immediately began to discuss.

Zhang Huen。。。。。。 Such a cheesy name, who? ”

"I guess it's an outdated actor in the old era, the aesthetic standards of the old era are really weird, can this kind of muscular man be an actor?"

"Forget it, forget it, it's just an outdated little actor. How can it compare to our supernova team! ”

The hairstylist pinched the signed autograph book of Zhang Huen, and said with a low smile:

"Zhang Dada, don't let me see them in general, they are all little fresh meat who has just debuted, relying on a face to mix a youth inspirational film, or the lowest film that eats without reasoning and relying on the plot, but the appearance is really outstanding, no wonder it can attract a group of brainless fans."

Zhang Huen nodded and continued to wait to play. After all the 14 beautiful men of the supernova were invited out, listening to the screams and applause at the front desk, Zhang Huen became more and more impatient the more he waited, and said that he would play at 12 o'clock, which was over 6 minutes at 1 o'clock, why didn't he let him play?

"Zhang Huen, Zhang Huen, get ready to play!"

A fat man in a director's hat shouted at the door. Zhang Huen hurriedly packed up the customized suit on his body, which was customized by Su Li from Italy and flown back. It is said that it cost 150,000 credits, and the fabric is the top super 250 wool in the United Kingdom, and the craftsmanship comes from Master Mazzoni, not an agent or an apprentice, but Master Mazzoni himself made it with a needle and a thread, just so that he can enter the eyes of the national audience with dignity.

The female host Shu Xin, who was facing the star, was about to laugh badly. In front of the 14 beautiful men, she continued to burst out some nymphomaniac language beyond the scale, until the program team reminded her that the last actor of the day was about to play, she came back to her senses, looked at the subtitles and said:

"Below we have please。。。。。。 Actor Zhang Huen took the stage. ”

She paused deliberately, not because of emphasizing Zhang Huen's identity. But the brain didn't turn around, Zhang Huen? Who is it? When Zhang Huen walked into the studio, the scene suddenly changed from warm just now to deserted, and those female fans holding signs, holding whistles and various toys didn't even react at all, and turned their heads one after another:

"Who is this, who is so stumbling and still coming to participate in the show, oh yes, it must be here to set off our beloved supernova. I love you! ”

The audience remembered a warm call for 14 supernovas, completely forgetting Zhang Huen, Zhang Huen walked to the stage and looked at a bar stool at the end of the 14 people, if he really sat there, it would be too cheap, the people in the program team kept gesturing to him to let him sit on the tail of the 14 people, Zhang Huen just didn't see it, glanced at the layout of the audience, walked to a sofa next to the host and sat down.

"Forehead 。。。。。。"

Shu Xin was a little stupid, where did this buddy come from, he couldn't even understand the command of the program team, but her good cultivation made her immediately recover her gaffe expression, and said to Zhang Huen with a smile:

"Mr. Zhang, your seat is over there."

If you are really a sensible person, you should smile at this time and sit down apologetically in the position where you should be sitting, maybe you can get a kind smile from the audience, but is Zhang Huen a sensible person?

"No, I'm just sitting here, aren't you going to interview me, let's get started!"

This is really not to treat yourself as an outsider, Shu Xin pulled out the question given by the director team with a smile, and immediately showed a treacherous smile at the corner of her mouth at a glance, okay, I originally thought that some big name couldn't afford to provoke a master, but she was happy to see the question given by the director team, a typical problem of beating the water dog.

So she adjusted her sitting posture and began to ask questions in front of Zhang Huen:

"Mr. Zhang, I heard that you used to be a worker in the Goose City Machinery Factory, how did you embark on the road of film and television?"

Zhang Huen was stunned, and many viewers in front of the TV were also stunned, what kind of problem is this Nima, of course it's for money, but some people who are interested in discovering the human nature of CCTV's problems, when they ask 14 supernovas, they are all homely, and when they ask Zhang Huen, it becomes a matter of getting to the bottom of the matter, is it treated differently?

"I always think that the slogan of the whole entertainment troupe that everyone is an actor is very good, so I try to act。。。。。。"

According to statistics, your attention has never exceeded 100, and the attention has been 0 in the later stage of the performance, what kind of belief makes you insist on performing in the big rivers and lakes for three years?"

(I'm grass, this woman is here to interview me.) Or are you here to expose my old bottom? οΌ‰

The laughter from the scene made Zhang Huen very disgusted, and he frowned and said:

"That was my first deductive experience, and Professor Schrenz said that people's first subconscious experience is often very different, which is 。。。。。。 in the professor's famous book "On the Development of the Subconscious".

"Okay, let's not talk about the past, let's talk about the present."

Shu Xin once again unreasonably interrupted Zhang Huen's narration. Su Li, who was standing in the hall and looking at the big screen, immediately felt that the atmosphere was wrong, where is this celebrity face-to-face, it is simply Zhang Huen's personal criticism meeting! Su Li, who found that the situation was wrong, immediately went to Director Jiang to question, but was told by the staff that Director Jiang was not there and she didn't know where she went, so she found the director of the scene team and asked:

"What's going on, isn't it a good visit? How did it get like this! ”

The director shrugged and said:

"I just make a show according to what the director gave, and you still have to ask the director for the specific situation."

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ Then we don't participate. I asked for Zhang Huen to leave the stage. ”

"Impossible, Miss Su, you signed a contract, and do you think that we are here for those casual places, come and go if you want?"

"How dare you trick me?"

Su Li and the director were arguing backstage, and Zhang Huen was anxiously sitting on the sofa to answer Shu Xin's increasingly tricky questions.

"It's obvious. Your performance in these amateur movies is very bad, and it has completely violated the cultural heritage and moral character of the Great Xia Empire for more than 5,000 years. Doing so would lead teenagers to an extreme violence, ** and depravity, and I don't think vulgar, kitsch, and vulgar works like this should be on the interface of the mainstream media. ”

Zhang Huen was happy all of a sudden, he could see that today's live broadcast was not good, and the feelings were specifically aimed at him Zhang Huen came, so he simply leaned on the sofa. With his legs cocked, he took out a pack of supreme cigarettes and lit it, inhaled sharply and spit out a smoke ring.

There was silence in the audience, and Nima was so strange that she was smoking at the live broadcast. Isn't this openly promoting unhealthy practices, the cameraman hurriedly turned the camera to focus on the 14 supernova, and a staff member came over and unceremoniously asked Zhang Huen to hand over the cigarette, Zhang Huen smiled:

"Believe it or not, I slapped you to death?"

The staff's face froze, and they watched Zhang Huen stand up and walk to the cameraman's camera, and said to the camera with a cigarette in his mouth:

"Some people say I'm a vulgar person, some people say I'm not a serious person, and some people say I'm too bloody and violent, and subconsciously I'm an anti-social and anti-human terrorist, but I ask you to take a look."

Zhang Huen freed up half of the camera so that everyone could see the 14 supernovas sitting in the back and probing their brains.

"I can earn more than 800 billion yuan for a film, and I have to pay more than 160 billion yuan for taxes to the state, what about them, how much can a film earn?"

Zhang Huen's words almost choked out the lungs of the people sitting behind him, and the fans in the audience stopped doing it and shouted slogans to get down, Zhang Huen said contemptuously to the camera:

"Find me to come over today to participate in this show, don't ask about good things to find faults, I watch the quality of Royal TV is just like that, it's useless to say more, don't you still have a program called "Self-cultivation of the Dragon"? If you have the courage to accept my challenge, isn't it just to blow up the lights, and I will reluctantly let you ignorant TV workers see what the real lamp king is. Of course, if you don't dare, shut up honestly, I have millions of people a minute who have no international time to talk nonsense with you! Grass! ”

Zhang Huen spit out the cigarette butt and turned around and walked towards the backstage. Su Li came back to her senses with her mouth wide open for a long time, she looked at the director who was also stupid, and said with a sneer on her face:

"Yes, it's a mule or a horse that comes out to slip around, and if you don't dare to take the job, you will shut your mouth to the old lady!"

"You 。。。。。。 You guys are too presumptuous, this is the Royal Six Sets, you do this, don't want to be on any show on Royal TV in the future! ”

"Cut, sister is not uncommon, your broken TV station, you have the ability to find the whole entertainment group to ban our boss's actor qualifications!"

The director was about to spray something, and suddenly the mobile phone rang, and the voice of the director of the Royal Television station came from inside:

"Let him be on it, just an actor, he dares to openly argue with us, just let him go to three sets of shows, I want to see what the so-called king of lights looks like when he blows the cowhide!" (To be continued.) )