Chapter 17: The Land of Smecta
* Centaur girl Jesla, she doesn't want to use force to get the master riding on her back down, don't be rough, civilized demon mother uses a civilized way to get the master. The problem is, she can't handle Zhang Xiaoyu. Who is Zhang Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu is H County, City B, the well-known King of Fruits, who doesn't know the King of Fruits, and changes in vain. State.
Jezla, rolling all over the floor, was in a melancholy tight mood. The good mood was ruined by the host. After Zhang Xiaoyu got his hairstyle, he couldn't bear to be pressed to the ground by Jesla, and decisively kicked away Jesla, after kicking away the centaur girl, Zhang Xiaoyu got up from the ground, sorted out the light veil that was as thin as a cicada's wings on the outside of the briefs, Zhang Xiaoyu increased his forehead with his hand, and said, "Girl. Everyone, my name is Zhang Xiaoyu, I am from this world, and I am still a virgin. ”
"Mani?!"
"It's still there."
"Master Jesla hasn't done anything to the human whiteface yet?!"
"They're still pure demon mothers and human relationships, who believes it. I don't believe it anyway. ”
“…… That, your name is Zhang Xiaoyu, Lord Xiaoyu, Lord Jesla, why didn't you wash and eat you? ”
The people and girls of the archaeological team and the men are very curious and do not shy away from it. Because their Lord Jethra, rolling on the ground in a depressed manner, probably didn't have the mood to care about that bit of.
Professor Ma was also shocked. "Xiaoyu man, you are still a virgin."
Zhang Xiaoyu nodded, "Yes." I'm just a poor man. ”
It is said that virgin women are precious, but you must know that although virgins are not valuable, they are especially rare animals. Especially on Centaur Island, there are no horses, except for those who have not yet been weaned. Professor Ma, the way he looked at Zhang Xiaoyu had also changed. Scarcity is expensive, and men are worthless.
"Xiaoyu man, Centaur Island, the wind and the sun, I see that you have a fair complexion, have you touched the sunscreen?"
"That's right, yes, me and Jezra, we smear each other. I'm embarrassed to say that Jezra actually applied sunscreen all over my body. ”
“…… I'm convex, a little rain man, in this way, don't you do anything? ”
"Uncle Horns, Jesla, except for the upper body of a girl, how do you look at it, it's all a mare, what do you want me to do to her?!"
Because of Professor Ma, he wears two cupola pigtails, and Zhang Xiaoyu calls him Uncle with pigtails.
"Xiaoyu man, don't give up a great opportunity. Master Jezra is still a horse. ”
Professor Ma patiently enlightened Zhang Xiaoyu. Don't be ignorant, Lord Jezra is a fifth-level demon lady, the pride of Centaur Island, not everyone can force it on the shelves. You are her deed owner, saying that the so-called building near the water gets the moon first, you can go up but not down, and you can push it but not touch it. Hard-working, azimuth people, horses.
Zhang Xiaoyu shook his armpit hair, his pupils opened and closed, and he was already brainless, and said, "Professor, don't say more, I have my own plans." ”
Life is precious, love depends on *.
"Oh, Xiaoyu is also a reasonable person." Professor Ma pressed down in surprise and said, "Man, I heard that you are very interested in the sacred relics of the Monkey Niang clan, the Golden Girl Stick, yes or no?" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Yes." Jin Gu stick, I'm bound to get it. ”
Professor Ma smiled: "Man, you are so confident, do you have the eyebrows of a golden girl?" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "The clouds are deep and I don't know where the stick is, and the stick is Smecta, Oba'o Nine Horses." ”
Professor Ma smacked his lips and said, "Man, do you also know Smecta?" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "I heard that Smecta is a small country on the periphery of Centaur Island, the plastic surgery industry is very developed, men, women and children are beautiful in plastic surgery, and many girls have plastic surgery so that their parents can't recognize who they are." I can't remember what the cosmic group pushed out by Smecta is called. ”
Professor Ma said: "Yes, the girl group pushed out by Smecta either shows their thighs or wears them all. forced short skirts, I don't know where they haven't used knives, thousands of knives, they are also quite hard. A lot of plastic surgery is done, and I don't admit it even if I die, I am a natural beauty in one bite, which really makes people laugh at their belly. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "I have a feeling that Jin Gu stick is hidden in the country of Smecta. ”
Professor Ma said, "Oh. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Professor, you have to believe in the man's sixth sense. ”
Professor Ma said, "...... Doesn't it mean to believe in the sixth sense of a female man? ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "They are all men, the details, don't worry about the details." ”
Professor Ma said, "Xiaoyu man, you have come to the right place today. Do you know where this is? ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Could it be that the professor has unearthed useful information about Jin Gubang?!" ”
Professor Ma said: "No, back then, Qi. forced the great sage, died, and did not pass down a word about the golden stick, but, Qi. Isn't there two good sisters in the Great Sage, Sister Zhu and Sister Sha. Even. forced the eighth sister of the great holy pig to nun Sha, known as the Three Holy Mother. In fact, three are smashed. They are also the outliers of the Demon Lady. Pig eight sisters are the same. The relationship between the great sages is the best, they eat, drink and have fun together, and they also play demon men together. Why, Qi. forced the great sage to contract some kind of unspeakable disease, and then braided his hair and died blindly. Sister Zhu Bajie, so far, has come to her senses, and resolutely embarked on the road of self-comfort, and then obtained the supreme pleasure of the body without pretending to others. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "...... Professor, what do you want to say? ”
Professor Ma, mysteriously lowered his voice, pulled out a mushroom-headed stick from his clothes. "Little rain man, do you know what this is?"
Zhang Xiaoyu observed the shape of the stick, and there was a slit on the head of the mushroom, which was about 26 centimeters long, and the whole body was black and shiny. "Professor, is this the legendary one?!"
Professor Ma nodded, "Yes, that's right, that's what you think!" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "This stick, is it the legendary Jin Gu stick?" ”
Professor Ma shook his head and said, "Xiaoyu man, are you stupid, how can this be a golden stick, but it is just an imitation of a golden stick." Look here, it's not written here, the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Month, made by the eighth sister of the pig. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Professor, this awesome was unearthed from here?" ”
Professor Ma said, "No. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Are you kidding me?" ”
Professor Ma said: "Naturally, this is not the grave of Sister Zhu, but the grave of her descendants. This stick is just one of the funerary goods. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Oh, if you want to come to the descendants of Sister Zhu, it must be the mother!" ”
Professor Ma smiled bitterly: "You guessed wrong, this grave is a boar's grave, uh, that, this stick, in fact, it is used by the boar, specifically, what does he do with this 26 cm stick, that, I don't want to go into details, you should be able to understand, Xiaoyu man." It's used for that or something, chrysanthemums or something. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "I understand." But I'm confused. ”
Professor Ma said: "Perhaps, if you dig inside, you may really be able to find a handwritten copy of the golden stick." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "I also decided to go to the country of Smecta. The stick is waiting for me in the land of Smecta. I had to go. ”
Professor Ma said, "Xiaoyu man, are you really going?" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Words must be done." ”
Professor Ma stuffed the 26-centimeter mushroom-headed stick into Zhang Xiaoyu's hand, "Man, if you take it, you may be able to use it." ”
Zhang Xiaoyu took the stick handed by the professor and said, "Professor, you shouldn't have used this stick, right?" ”
Professor Ma said, "...... Hey, Xiaoyu man, who do you think of me?! ”
Zhang Xiaoyu sneered and put away the 26-centimeter stick.
Professor Ma said: "What, man, your demon mother is still rolling on the ground, don't you do something?" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu glanced at the rolling * centaur girl, Jesla. "Professor, leave her alone. She was probably jerking off. ”
Professor Ma: "......"
What a strange pair. The professor was also drunk. >