readx;?“ I would venture to ask, legend has it that after you were created, you lived with animals in the forest, just like Tarzan of the Apes. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 After discovering you, Gilgamesh sent a prostitute and asked her to spend several Spring Festivals with you that could write hundreds of thousands of words? The black cat blinked, and the cat's tail was already wagging behind it unconsciously.

Now Enqi is a woman, does that mean that Gilgamesh took the Divine Duck? I don't know how many I photographed? How did they satisfy Enkidu?

The black cat's cheeks are hot, and this legendary yellow gossip makes people shy (excited) and astringent (excited) when they think about it.

"Do you want me to catch a hundred or ten male cats in heat and put them in a cage with you?" Enkidu said coldly.

The black cat thought about it, his face seemed to be painted with a layer of white paint, he shuddered, and his tail protected his vital point like a C word library.

That kind of scene, just think about it, it's terrible!

"The epic of Gilgamesh was not written by Gilgamesh himself, but you just look at who wrote Gilgamesh in this epic? A tyrannical tyrant, like a barbarian, who has nothing but fighting and getting into a fight. Do you think there is any credibility in the novel written by the ****? Enkidu had a straight face, and his tone was extremely harsh.

The black cat's ears twitched, and he suddenly came to his senses: "So, the legends of Gilgamesh are all fake?" Do you know who wrote this? ”

"If it is all false, it will not be passed down, and it is precisely because of the mixture of truth and falsehood that people who do not understand it can not distinguish at all, so as to achieve the goal of deceiving the world. This style of writing, this kind of text that makes people feel that their eyes are polluted, even after thousands of years, can still make people smell the oncoming. ”

"Who's that man?" The black cat asked curiously.

"Istal."

"You mean, the goddess who was given a good man card by Gilgamesh?"

"It's not a goddess, it's a ****." Enki corrected the black cat's name very seriously.

Enkidu said that there was a mixture of truth and falsehood, indicating that something did happen, such as Istal liking Gilgamesh. But look at Enkidu's attitude towards Istal. It can't be described as bad, it's simply a mortal enemy who doesn't share the sky.

Black Cat's mind instantly made up a million-word sadomasochistic love triangle romance novel.

Istal liked Gilgamesh but was rejected, and Gilgamesh expressed his love for Enkidu. So, as in the same poem, Istal killed Enkidu. And, because of jealousy, and the hatred of being rejected by Gilgamesh, she is in the novel "Gilgamesh" poetic history. Enkidu was written as a man, so the singing love story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu suddenly became the story of Gilgamesh's work.

Black and black, if Gilgamesh is the most ancient king, then Istal is the oldest rotten woman.

"That ****, Gilgamesh doesn't like her, so she blames me for her lack of charm!" Enqidu touched his chest, gritted his teeth and said, "Look at the old lady's chest." slandered the old lady as a man, this deep hatred and hatred are not shared! ”

"And what was your real story?" The black cat's curiosity was completely seduced.

According to the history of poetry, the king of Uruk, Gilgamesh, was tyrannical and excessive. He used his power to rob men and women, and forced the inhabitants of the city to build walls and temples for him, causing the people to live in misery, thus arousing the anger of the noble residents.

In reality, however, it is quite normal. In Enkidu's words, 21st-century morality is used to restrain slave owners in a 5,000-year-old slave society. Isn't this brain-dead?

Just like a lion pack, a lion pack usually consists of only one male lion, several lion cubs, and the stronger it is, the more secure it will be to provide territory. and abundant food, in those days, it was no different from using financial power to attract women.

Needless to say, Gilgamesh was so powerful that he didn't include all the women of Uruk in his harem, and he was already a very modest-minded king - and later Enkidu learned that it was because Gilgamesh was too high-minded. And it's a shaker, and it's not eye-catching to ordinary people.

Moreover, the walls were built to protect Uruk, so do you think that ordinary beasts can hurt Gilgamesh?

As for the construction of the temple, it is even more ridiculous, those gods are actually just humanoid species with powerful power in a district, and they are called gods because of their far superior strength, and there is no comparison with the real "divine power" of Haruhi Suzumiya. Just like the so-called goddess Istal, neither Enkidu nor Gilgamesh had the slightest problem beating them.

Gilgamesh is actually a half-human, half-god born from the union of "gods" and humans.

Gilgamesh built the temple because the gods negotiated with Gilgamesh for the sake of worship (as if they were peeing on territory) and promised to give Gilgamesh a good wind (the ability to manipulate a certain amount of water to make rain) before Gilgamesh agreed to build the temple.

This is a good thing for the well-being of the people, how can it provoke anger?

Could it be that in that era of extreme material scarcity, people liked to starve to death?

And in the end, the gods used the construction of the temple to attack Gilgamesh, and if you didn't ask for the temple, Gilgamesh had a hole in his mind to build the temple for you!

Is there anything more ridiculous than that?

It was in that era that Enkidu was born. The reason for the birth was not to deal with Gilgamesh, out of someone's bad taste, he wanted to try to create it, and because of this kind of cheating reason, Enki was born.

Of course, she didn't think much about it at first, she didn't grow from a baby, but a human form formed directly. At that time, she was still innocent, but she was still enjoying life very happily, and she was ignorant about this strange world.

She lived in the forest and lived for a long time. She thought the world was so big, but one day, Ah Xu and Haruhi Suzumiya told her that she had something to deal with, so she left. She was alone in the forest, and she was lonely.

Then one day, a hunter came to the forest, and watched her eyebrows, but she beat her violently. This was the first creature she had ever seen other than her parents that looked like her, so she was curious about the world and asked the hunter to take her away.

The hunter led her out of the forest to Uruk.

She beats up the arrogant Gilgamesh again, and then Gilgamesh, who has never enjoyed this treatment, falls in love with her.

This is how Enkidu and Gilgamesh met. (To be continued.) )