Section 37 Haunted Office Buildings
The next morning, after my morning exercise, I started to draw the 'Communicator', but unfortunately I did it 27 times, but I failed.
When I came to the company, I found that the had opened the door, and he was squatting in the house at this time to nibble on fritters, I pushed the door into the house and asked with a smile: "How is it?" Jiannan, have you figured out if the guy upstairs is a human or a ghost? ”
Yang Jiannan stuffed fried dough sticks into his mouth and said vaguely: "It's a ghost." I know, the ones that are floating, the ones covered in blood, and the rotten faces are all ghosts, and the two guys upstairs are all floating, so it's ghosts, am I right? Eldest brother. ”
I said with relief: "Jiannan, you have finally grown up, yes, you answered correctly!" The guy upstairs is a ghost, how's that? Have you ever subdued them like the Taoist in the movie? ”
"That's not true, but we played half-night poker last night, and the two of them were weak and wanted to steal cards, but I found out, and I strongly condemned them!"
Punish your sister! Dry! Let you get rid of the little ghost, you play cards with others! I'll take you to meet the fun devils tonight, don't give you some cruelty, I am Snoopy......
Thinking of this, I called Cheng Dong and asked him to contact a customer two days ago, and I will go to catch ghosts tonight!
Why only go at night? Because ordinary ghosts are afraid of the sun, they don't dare to come out during the day, and even if they do, their ability will be greatly reduced, so they like to act at night, plus I want to give the cheap man a little cruel, so I decided to take him to 'play' at night.
Night, half past seven, after I sent Xu Xiaoling home, I took the cheap man directly to an office building in the Qiling City Development Zone, according to Cheng Dong, the 13th floor of this office building is a clothing design company, when the workload is large, someone works overtime at night, but there are several times when the female staff faints in the toilet when they work overtime, and after waking up, they say hell, and then quit their jobs, a while ago I found a feng shui gentleman, but at night, the goods ran faster than a rabbit, and now the 13th floor of the building is haunted and has been rumored to be full of wind and rain, Many employees on the 13th floor have resigned, and the boss wants to find someone with real skills to help take a look, otherwise her company will go bankrupt, and the boss said that as long as it can really be done this time, she is willing to pay 100,000 yuan.
Standing downstairs, I dialed Cheng Dong's phone number, the phone was picked up, and a young woman's voice rang: "Hello." ”
I said politely: "Hello, I am a Taoist priest introduced by Cheng Dong to help you deal with supernatural events, are you in the company?" ”
"I'm here, where are you?"
"I'm downstairs, I'll go up now, I'll see you later." After saying that, I hung up the phone and found that the was looking around, and I said angrily: "Don't look at it, go in!" Also, can you come out in a change of clothes next time? Suit with pants, who have you seen wear like this? ”
Who knew that the looked at me disdainfully: "Big brother, this is what you don't understand, right?" This is called non-mainstream, and it is precisely because no one wears it that it is individual. ”
Personality your grandma! I was speechless, shook my head and walked into the office building.
Take the elevator to the 13th floor, the elevator door opened, and I saw a woman in gray professional clothes standing not far away, she was about twenty-five or sixteen years old, about 170 tall, with a middle-to-upper appearance, and her hair coiled in the back. ”
This voice was the boss who answered the phone just now, and I nodded and said, "Hello Miss Su." "This female boss is called Su Jing, and she is said to be a typical strong woman who has several companies under her command, and this is just one of them.
She invited us to the office and took two glasses of water and put them in front of us, and she looked at me with a hint of disdain in her eyes, probably because she was too young to think I was a liar. In fact, this thing is not easy to say, being young does not mean that you are not capable, and being old does not mean that you must not be a liar.
I took a sip of water and asked, "Miss Su, I see that there are two female employees outside, are they working overtime here?" ”
Before Su Jing could answer, the cheap man preemptively said, "Big brother, there are obviously three female employees outside." ”
My face changed slightly, and I asked Su Jing solemnly: "Miss Su, may I ask how many employees are there outside besides you?" ”
Su Jing showed a hint of ridicule, as if she had seen through the deception, but still replied: "There are two employees working overtime outside, I am an atheist, I don't believe in ghosts at all, I just happened to be free today, so I came over to take a look, but in order to appease the hearts of the employees, I still have to invite a Taoist priest to come over." Obviously, she didn't believe me, but I didn't talk nonsense, I took out a yin talisman from my pocket with two fingers, lit it out of thin air, circled around my shoulder, and took a step forward, came to Su Jing, and extinguished the yang fire on her shoulders.
She was surprised to see me light the charm out of thin air, and when she came back to her senses, I had already extinguished the yang fire on her shoulders, and she seemed to be very dissatisfied with my rude behavior, and was about to have a seizure, I made a 'shhh' gesture and whispered, "Do you want to see how many employees there are?" But wait, no matter what you see, don't look surprised, you know? ”
After that, I came to the door first, glanced around, and found that there were three female employees sitting in front of the computer! It's just that two of the women have yang fires on their shoulders and heads, and the computers are on. The other is no yang fire, no yin qi, hair scattered, sitting in front of the computer with her head down, the computer is closed, she is motionless, she looks a little weird, it is obviously a ghost, and this ghost is good, knows how to hide yin qi, it doesn't look simple.
At this time, Su Jing also came to the door, and when she saw the scene outside, her face froze, and she quietly retreated into the house, and I then retreated and asked in a low voice, "Believe it, right?" ”
"Master, what now?" Su Jing asked in a trembling voice, why was she trembling? There were two reasons, first, she was afraid. Second, she extinguished two fires, so it's no wonder that she is not cold.
I spread my hands and said indifferently, "Don't be afraid, isn't this our place?" As I spoke, I looked at Yang Jiannan and said, "Jiannan, you go out and talk to the two female employees who are on the computer, you can talk about whatever you want, but don't provoke the woman with her head down, because she is a ghost, you pretend not to see her." If she tries to hurt those two female employees, you're responsible for keeping them safe, you know? I'm very optimistic about you, and if you do a good job, I'll consider promoting you! ”
Yang Jiannan nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, big brother, I will definitely not let you down!" ”
Yang Jiannan went out, and Su Jing asked, "Why don't you go?" ”
I shrugged my shoulders, didn't speak, took out my phone and played Plants vs. Zombies, and stomped Su Jingqi's feet, but she didn't dare to go out.
And the chatted happily with the two female employees outside, often making the two women laugh, which looked a little weird in this empty office building.
Time passed minute by minute, I was still playing Plants vs. Zombies, just when Su Jing was impatient and about to explode, I put down my mobile phone, took out yellow paper, cinnabar, ink, chicken blood and brush from my black backpack, mixed the ink chicken blood cinnabar in proportion, and drew it.
I drew the yang talisman, and since I was out of stock, I had to draw a few in case I needed it.
When Su Jing saw my actions, she asked puzzledly, "Why didn't you paint just now?" ”
I explained: "Charms are not drawn if you want to, it depends on the time, it is nine o'clock in the evening, it is the time of the day, it is one of the heaviest hours of the day, the success rate of drawing charms is relatively high, okay don't bother me, I'm going to start drawing." ”
I have been drawing Yang Fu for a long time, and the success rate is very high, as high as more than 90 percent, with an average of one and a half minutes to draw one, and it didn't take long to draw five pieces.
When I was drawing the sixth picture, my phone rang suddenly, and as soon as I relaxed, the symbol failed. took out the mobile phone and looked at it, sure enough, it was Xu Xiaoling's phone, and after picking it up, Xu Xiaoling asked, "Xiaolong, what are you doing?" ”
"What about reading at home......
I didn't tell her to come out tonight to catch ghosts, lest she worry that she would not sleep well, so I told a white lie. After chatting with her with a smile, I hung up the phone, secretly exhaled, threw the failed rune paper aside a few times, and continued to draw quickly!
Su Jing has been watching me draw talismans from the side, and said appreciatively: "Your calligraphy is not bad." ”
When the seventh talisman was drawn, I only heard Yang Jiannan shouting outside: "Let go of them!" ”
I hurriedly put down the pen, took out the Chengying Sword, and walked out with a few yang talismans, and found that the two female employees had fainted on the ground, and the was chattering to the female ghosts: "It's not right for you to do this, they don't sin against you, why do you want to harm them?" If you are still obsessed, then don't blame us for being polite, if you are reasonable, look for me, and if you talk about fists, find my big brother! Well, that's my big brother over there. ”
This thing actually pushed the ghost to my side in a few words, I couldn't help but be speechless, and said helplessly: "Cheap man, I order you to take down the female ghost!" Otherwise, half a month's salary will be deducted! ”.
As soon as I heard that I was going to deduct half a month's salary, the small universe finally broke out, and pulling the female ghost's hair was a fierce K! But the female ghost is not a vegetarian either, so she kicked the cheap brother to the ground, pounced on it and choked the cheap man's neck! But the yang energy of the cheap brother is too heavy, and the yang fire on his shoulders makes the female ghost feel afraid, and she quickly loosens the neck of the cheap man.
The female ghost looked very terrifying, her whole body was swollen, like a corpse that had been blistered, there were no eyeballs in the two eye sockets, they were just two holes, fortunately, the cheap man was bold enough to dare to fight with this female ghost in close quarters, and Su Jing was already so frightened that she hid behind me and didn't dare to look at it again.
Watching the cheap man and the female ghost fighting, I secretly envy in my heart, the talent of the cheap man is too good, he can naturally see ghosts, and the yang energy is vigorous, and the ordinary ghost really can't kill him, but the cheap man will not use his yang energy, otherwise the female ghost would have been put down a long time ago.
I saw that the time was almost up, and the purpose of the training of the was achieved, so I said: "Okay Jiannan, leave the rest to me, you did a good job, and you deserve praise." ”
As I spoke, the female ghost suddenly ran away through the wall, but then all the lights on this floor suddenly went out! It's pitch black!
Oops! Careless!
Su Jing behind me had extinguished two yang fires at this time, and it was very likely that the ghost would take advantage of the loophole, so I took out a heart purification talisman and handed it to her, and said solemnly: "Press it on your forehead, don't take it off, otherwise you will be possessed by ghosts!" ”
Then he instructed the: "Jiannan, you stay, protect Miss Su, shout loudly if there is anything, you are vigorous, and you will not be possessed by ghosts." ”
After speaking, I took out my mobile phone and, by the faint light, ran to the location where the two female employees fainted.
It's gone! Both female employees are missing