2. Adventures
Niu Erzhu let out a cold sweat, took several steps backwards one after another, and said in his heart What is the matter, this has only stopped for a few days, did he encounter something dirty again? Da Shao was thinking nonsense, and the thing spoke again: "Niu Erzhu, don't you take your daughter-in-law in?" Although the words came from the mouth of one person, the tone was plain and plain, and it was not as sharp and unpleasant as Fang Cai. Niu Erzhu wondered in his heart, how could the tone of a "person" speak so differently, just like two people who are completely unrelated? Erzhu pretended to have the courage to look up carefully, but there was an old lady standing in front of him, burly, with a disproportionately small head, and a face with a pointed beak and monkey cheeks, but it was a fake human face, so what kind of weasel? Da Shao is really confused this time, could it be that he was dazzled for a moment and saw it wrong? I can't think about it, the difference between the human face and the yellow skin face is not a little bit, if you really want to see it wrong, what kind of eyes do you have? It's better to just bring sunglasses and pretend to be blind. When the woman saw Niu Erzhu standing stunned and standing still, she pushed the woman next to her into the house, and said as she pushed: "Don't be ashamed of the new daughter-in-law, go into the house by yourself!" The woman's demeanor was stiff, and it seemed that she was not quite normal, and was pushed by the woman, and walked into the bedroom, and the old woman smiled, muttered in her mouth, and did not know what to say, and closed the door, turned her head and left.
The door clanged, and Niu Erzhu was shaken, and he understood the taste at that time, and said that this could not be done, not to mention anything else, there was an extra woman in his house for no reason, and it was broken if the neighborhood leader knew, how would he meet Ma Wu in the future? Besides, he is a bachelor, where is the daughter-in-law? This woman is obviously of unknown origin, can you tell her to stay in her own house? Thinking of this, Erzhu turned around and pulled the woman, and said, "Eldest sister, this night is quieter, it's not convenient for you to be in my room, hurry up and go elsewhere!" ”
Although the woman was slow, her reaction was not slow, seeing Niu Erzhu pulling her, her body twisted, and she somehow dodged it, and under the movement, a messy hair rose in the wind, revealing a big face that was originally covered very strictly, Niu Erzhu took a look at it through the faint light of the oil lamp, and took a breath of cool air at that time, let's not mention how good or bad it looks like, this face looks too special, boxy, but not a national face, but a very long face, the whole is a rectangle, and the face is not good-looking, dry green and green, It's like old kraft paper! Da Shao thinks he is well-informed, but he has never seen such a strange-looking person, shocked, at a loss for a while, the woman is not polite, turned around and walked in, to Niu Erzhu's bed, without saying a word, lay on the bed, got into the bed, was covered with his head, and after a while he snored like thunder.
Niu Erzhu was even more confused at this time, what kind of stubble is this, could it be that someone wants to frame himself, can't he wow, he has no money, and he has no power, who has the leisure to calculate himself? As soon as this woman got on the kang, Niu Erzhu was completely out of line, what's the matter, if she went up to pull her, the woman would definitely struggle and shout, and the neighbors came to take a look, there is a woman on the kang, and she is making such a fuss, what's going on? If you can't get the officials from the patrol room, you won't be able to tell you when the time comes. Don't look at the big and young people usually have a lot of ghost ideas, but at this time there is no way at all, and after thinking about it, I have to make a mistake, make a living to deal with it overnight, and tomorrow I will even coax and deceive, saying that I will send her out.
I made up my mind, Da Shao's heart was somewhat settled, the long night was long, and he was the most able to stay up, the second pillar sat under the oil lamp for a while, and the sleepiness came up, and he yawned in an instant, and his eyes couldn't be opened, you can't resist this thing, the more you resist, the more sleepy it becomes, the brain is blurred, and you don't even know whose hands and feet it is. The second few have the heart to sleep on the kang, and when they think about it, there is still a person lying on the kang, and they want to sleep with her on a kang for a night. Da Shao was helpless, so he had to lie his head on the table, take a nap first, and then talk about it at dawn.
This sleep was dazed, and Erzhu only felt that the bones and joints of his body hurt, not to mention how uncomfortable it was. In the midst of the confusion, Da Shaomeng heard a chaotic sound on the kang, as if someone was moving. Don't look at Da Shao has fallen asleep, after all, his heart is not steady, and his posture is uncomfortable, as soon as he heard this movement, he immediately trembled, and woke up at that time. Erzhu took his eyes and touched it, the room was dim, the oil lamp had been extinguished for some time, and the woman on the kang was no longer snoring at this time, hiding in the quilt and not moving, the shadow was blanching, and he didn't know what he was doing, Erzhu was shocked, and said that this is not good, what tricks are you going to do in the house, I can't stand it, I immediately coughed and shouted: "Black Terror doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you tossing?" ”
Although the voice was not loud, the night was quieter, and it came out far away, alarming the dogs in this alley. Despite this, the person on the kang was still writhing and squirming as if he hadn't heard it. Da Shao can still endure it, raise his hand to lift her bed, and suddenly stop after thinking about it, after all, she is a woman, and it is not appropriate for her to be so reckless, and this woman is not only of unknown origin, but also full of weirdness, if she really recklessly uncovers her bottom, the black light is blind, and people want to steal the poisonous hand, and they can't see it! Although Da Shao was young, he had seen some scenes, tried his best to stabilize himself, sneaked out of the foreign fire, tiptoed close to the oil lamp, stabbed it, and lit it.
As soon as the oil lamp was lit, the room was suddenly bright, Erzhu let out a sigh of relief, and then looked at the kang, the woman had her back to herself, her shoulders were already exposed, and her two arms were up and down, and she was constantly moving. Erzhu had the heart to go up to take a look, but he was afraid that she would attack him, so he had to be secretly on guard, pulled out the dagger he used for self-defense, and asked sharply: "What kind of tricks are you doing, don't give the master an explanation, if you don't squeak again, the cow master will not be polite!" ”
Niu Erzhu waited for a long time, but the man didn't speak, Dashao couldn't bear it, and was about to bully him, when he suddenly heard the woman say slowly and indifferently: "Give birth!" ”
"What?" Da Shao almost didn't vomit blood, what is this, he was afraid that he had heard it wrong, so he quickly asked again. The woman was silent for a while, and then said slowly: "Give birth to a child, since you and I are married, I will give you a big fat boy, so that I can continue the incense for your family!" ”
Niu Erzhu didn't talk nonsense when he heard this, you treated me as a three-year-old child? Don't say that I don't recognize this so-called daughter-in-law at all, I haven't touched it, even if I take 10,000 steps back, I'm willing, and I've never heard of having a child on the day of marriage. Da Shao was frightened by this woman and the old woman, he didn't sleep well all night, and now he has suffered strange things, so what patience is there, an evil fire came up at that time, once this person is really angry, but he is not afraid of anything, Niu Erzhu ignored it, walked in front of the woman in a few steps, lifted the quilt, and roared angrily: "Don't pretend to be a ghost, don't get out of here, Master Niu, I don't eat this set!" ”
Under the oil lamp, the woman's whole body was naked, and her whole body was the same as her face, green and miserable like dead branches and leaves, this person took a pair of scissors in his hand at some point, and was slowly, and the other hand reached in, and kept touching it in his stomach!