Chapter 106: Laughter
When the bugs flew up in swarms before, it was very difficult to see the details of the bugs because they were too fast and they were all mixed together. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
But the good thing is that they're all dead now, and they're falling in piles and all over the place, which gives me a chance to take a good look.
At first, I thought that these so-called sinisters were similar to bees, but when I looked closely, I couldn't figure out what kind of species they were.
Possible...... It's really a bee mutation, right?
These bugs look like cockroaches, they are completely enlarged cockroaches, but on their butts, they are similar to the structure of bees, with a bulging belly and a conspicuous tail pin.
Under the light, these insects look a little reflective, really, it's too dark, as if they have been dyed with ink, it's so black and shiny.
"Get out of the way!!"
"Shopkeeper Kong, your uncle's!! Wait for us to get out of the way and spray again!! ”
"Holy shit!! It's all falling!! ”
At this time, more and more sin fell from the ceiling, so much that it was like a torrential rain, crackling and falling down, and we all screamed one by one.
There may be people who are not afraid of insects, but I dare say that no one is not afraid of so many insects.
Those bugs look disgusting, fat, black and look like cockroaches, and they can smash you painfully when they fall on your body, how scary it is.
We were calm at that time, but Shen Han couldn't calm down, this girl was already afraid of cockroaches, let alone this mutated version of the big cockroach.
"Yuan Changshan!! Stop me!! Shen Han hid behind me, lifted my coat and put it on my head, and shouted at me in shock and anger: "If a bug falls on me!" I'll die with you!! ”
"Ouch, my eldest lady!! You can't really blame me for this!! I cried and laughed and said: "I can only say that I try to help you block it, if you have an umbrella, it's okay to say, now it's really no tricks, there are too many insects!" ”
After explaining this, I couldn't help but glared at the fire-breathing baby and scolded: "You are too lacking in morality!" ”
"I ........ Neither am I....... Your uncle's!! ”
Shopkeeper Kong was so aggrieved that he was about to cry, to be honest, I also felt distressed when I saw him like that.
It was us who made him breathe fire, and we were the ones who greeted him, and it is estimated that there are not many people in this world who are as difficult to serve as us.
But jokes aside, we really have to thank Mr. Kong for this.
If it weren't for his cameo appearance as Siwa Spitting Fire, as far as our team is concerned, it would still take a lot of effort to solve those bugs.
No matter how you say it, it can't be as easy as him, just squirting as soon as he says it.
"Hey, Brother Yuan, will you do this trick with Shopkeeper Kong?" Zhao Qingluan suddenly asked me, and while running to the side with me, he gossiped: "If he can go to the Spring Festival Gala with this trick, I'll fuck it, it's amazing!" ”
"Just like him, the government can't be arrested at the Spring Festival Gala?" The fat uncle covered his head and ran after us, with no mercy in his mouth: "The standard feudal superstitious communication master looks like a pyramid scheme." ”
can make the honest fat uncle ridicule like this, and the shopkeeper Kong can be regarded as the number one person.
I guess it, Uncle Fat is also disgusting with those insects that keep falling down, he hasn't eaten well or slept well in the past two days, plus these bugs are so good, he doesn't have a ghost if he doesn't get angry!
"Fat uncle, who do you think looks like a pyramid scheme?!" The shopkeeper Kong also completed his task at this time, and ran over with his head covered with an aggrieved face, dodging left and right to avoid those bugs, but helplessly there were too many bugs, no matter how agile his skills were, it was impossible to dodge them all, and he still had to be hit several times from time to time.
"Tell me about you." The fat uncle said angrily: "It's really thanks to our luck, when these worms fell, the needles couldn't penetrate our flesh, otherwise ......."
"Otherwise, we'll be poisoned, right?" The shopkeeper scolded and said: "I want the horses to run and the horses don't eat grass, let me solve this trouble and talk so much, damn it, next time I won't take this kind of trouble to live." ”
Hearing what Shopkeeper Kong said, Uncle Fat was also a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "It's just joking with you, look at you, why are you so serious!" ”
"Can you not be serious! It took a lot of effort for me to make this scene! Shopkeeper Kong said angrily.
"It's okay, it's okay, when I go back, I'll treat you to a good meal!" Eat for a month! I've got you covered! The fat uncle sneered, and explained with a red face: "I'm not in the right mood these two days, so ........"
"Hey, fat uncle, what did you apologize to him?" The blind boss stood far away, patted the insects on his clothes, and said to the fat uncle: "This old boy is pretending to be forced, I still don't know his virtues?" ”
Hearing this, the fat uncle subconsciously glanced at the shopkeeper Kong, and saw that the grandson's expression was still so serious, but the corners of his eyebrows were a little jumping, as if he was holding back a smile.........
"Okay, you!!" The fat uncle didn't think about it, and slapped him on the shoulder: "Even I dare to lie!" ”
"Tap, tap! Master Jin! I can't help it! The shopkeeper bared his teeth and said, "Isn't this a joke with you, really!" ”
As he spoke, Shopkeeper Kong changed the topic very wittily and pointed to the insect corpses piled on the ground.
"These are the sinners you are talking about, right?"
"It should be....... The fat uncle frowned, looked at the insect corpse under his feet, and felt a little disgusted: "Whatever, let's find out the mechanism now." ”
"The people up there....... Could it be that you have already arrived at your destination? Shopkeeper Kong asked cautiously.
"Impossible." Uncle Fat said.
Sometimes it's really so coincidental, as soon as the fat uncle finished saying this, the stone room trembled violently, and then we vaguely heard a sound of scolding from the ceiling.
can be heard through such a thick ground, you can imagine how loud this scolding street is.
"Bitter monk of dog day!! You old king!! Old Sun roared, and every word was filled with rage: "If you want to fucking fight, you can fight!" Don't pretend to be too deep with me!! At this time, you still preach to Lao Tzu?! I'll fuck you!! ”
That's all we heard, and we didn't hear any of the other people's voices.
"Yo, Old Cripple Sun's voice is loud enough." Shopkeeper Kong said with a hippie smile: "I don't know what the bitter monk is doing, he can provoke him like this!" ”
"Who knows." The blind boss shrugged his shoulders: "But I have to say, his voice can be regarded as a signal to us." ”
"Yes, the battle above is very fierce, and it shouldn't be just for the sake of the battle......." The fat uncle's smile finally had a bit of a relaxed taste: "I guess there are also secret passages above, otherwise, they can't be so inked, and they would have rushed to the back eight lives earlier." ”
As soon as the words fell, the fat uncle stepped forward and touched the bronze vessel that no longer made a sound.
"We haven't found a mechanism around, so maybe it's on this bronze vessel, if you can't find a mechanism on it, Xiao Yuan, you can prepare and dig a way out." Uncle Fat said.
I hummed, didn't say anything, just nodded and agreed.
"There's a mechanism on this bronze?" Hai Dongqing also walked up, glanced at the bronze utensils, and was a little puzzled: "We've checked it before, but we haven't found any mechanism........
"Then look for it again, if it really doesn't work, it's dismantled, damn it's terrible!" The little Buddha scolded and said.
"Hee ........"
When he heard this burst of laughter, the little Buddha was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at it, and asked, "Which grandson is laughing?" Laughing so insidiously and furiously? ”
"!! Nobody laughed!! The blind boss roared violently, and before we could react, he flipped his palm, and in an instant, there was an extra piece of black paper in his palm for drawing talismans.
As soon as we heard the words of the blind boss, we also reacted to one thing.
The laughter just now doesn't seem like it came from us, and the place where that laughter came from is not something we can reach........ It's on the ceiling!!
"Hiss!!!"
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