Chapter 26: Offending the Underworld
87_87164 I slapped a brick on it, this grandson named Wang Wei, blood flowed out of his forehead, he looked at me in horror: "You, you, you dare to hit me?" ”
"You're crazy!" Yan Beixun rushed up and scolded me: "Didn't I sue you, can't you take care of this matter?" ”
"Uncle, you are too cowardly, this grandson made you talk so powerfully, didn't Lao Tzu also knock him down with a brick?" I glanced at Yan Beixun.
I thought that this person named Wang Wei was so powerful, Yin Si Zhengshen's endorsement in the yang world, but he still couldn't eat a brick from my buddy.
"Okay, okay, you wait." Wang Wei got up from the ground, turned around and ran.
"You're in trouble!" Yan Beixun stomped his foot vigorously and said, "Do you know how severe the consequences of offending this guy are?" ”
"How strict zhòng I didn't beat him too?" I shrugged, I didn't think it was a big deal.
Yan Beixun glanced at Tang Xue, who was helpless next to him, and said, "Get in the car." ”
After the three of us got in the car, Yan Beixun drove away and said, "Ah Xiu, you don't know the position of Yin Qi. ”
"Let me tell you first, you generally know that the soul of the underworld is black and white impermanence, and the bull and the horse face it, right?" Yan Beixun said: "Good people are hooked by black and white impermanence, and wicked people are generally hooked by bulls and horses." ”
"Beasts are generally hooked by leopard tails, this yin is hooked, animals in the water are hooked by the gills of yin fish, and insects are hooked by wasps." Yan Beixun said: "Generally speaking, Yin Si performs their own duties and will not cross the line to hook the soul. ”
"And in addition to these soul hooking yin divisions, there is also the day and night wandering spirit." Yan Beixun said: "The day and night wandering god is actually not very strong in the Yin Division, he is regarded as a spy in the underworld, and he is a Yin Division priest who inspects the world, but he often makes small reports to harm the people. ”
"After all, the day and night wandering gods are yin, and they generally don't come to the yang world, so there is a yin." Yan Beixun said: "Have you heard of the disciples in the Northeast? ”
I nodded.
Yan Beixun continued: "The disciple of the horse is actually to worship the monster as a teacher, and then he can use some of the abilities of the monster to eliminate the demon guard, and the Yin Qi is similar to the disciple of the horse, the one named Wang Wei just now can use some of the abilities of the Night Wandering God, and then you can contact the Night Wandering God." ”
"Yin is an official who doesn't have any great skills, but he is very powerful in harming people, he only needs to tell the night wandering god, which person is a wicked person, and the night wandering god will report this matter again, then this person will be reduced in life, strict zhòng some, and even directly send the yin si to hook the living soul, let you suffer in the underworld for a few years, and then let you come back." Yan Beixun said, "Understood? ”
When I heard this, I was a little worried: "How many years have I been guilty?" ”
"One year in the underworld, one day in the sun, in the eyes of outsiders, you are just fainting for a few days." Yan Beixun said: "This kind of thing often happened in ancient times. ”
"So I stopped you so hard just now, not because of how powerful the wandering gods are day and night, but because they are villains, as the saying goes, it is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a villain, if they make trouble for you, it is not an ordinary strict zhòng."
"So what do I do now?" When I heard this, I also understood the severity of the matter.
Yan Beixun glared at me: "What else can I do?" The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth. ”
Tang Xue, who was sitting in the back, opened her mouth and asked, "Dao Chief, what should I do?" I didn't offend the Night Wanderer. ”
"The thing is very simple, then Wang Wei must see that you are beautiful and want you to marry the Night Wanderer, he is so pleasing to the Night Wanderer." Yan Beixun said.
After Tang Xue heard this, she said with an ugly face: "I'm a living person, how can I marry Yin Si?" ”
"You can't get married while you're alive, isn't it convenient to die?" Yan Beixun said.
"Isn't the underworld lawful?" Tang Xue gritted her teeth and asked.
"The law? Tell me, but you are an ordinary person, what do you take to travel with other people's night gods*law, he will kill you, and the king of Yama may not know. Yan Beixun scratched his hair: "Damn, I knew that this kind of thing would happen today, and I won't take you to this crematorium." ”
I'm also a little worried.
"Miss Tang, don't go home these days, since this matter has already started, there is no way, come and live with me, and take care of what happens." Yan Beixun said.
Tang Xue looked surprised, nodded without hesitation and agreed.
Then, Yan Beixun said: "Ah Xiu, you don't have to worry too much, the most troublesome thing about the Night Wandering God is his identity, and his ability is not very big." ”
"What do you say?" I asked strangely.
"I'll use an analogy, you must be familiar with black and white impermanence, right?" Yan Beixun said: "If the prefecture is compared to a city, then black and white impermanence is the director of the public security bureau, and this night wandering god is at most a police team leader, not even the director of the police station." ”
"There are a lot of records related to the Night Wandering God, and his ability is not very powerful, only a little worse than ordinary ghosts, but what makes people headache is his identity, Yin Si Zhengshen." Yan Beixun said: "For example, if I kill a ghost, then, this ghost is at most a temporary worker, although it is troublesome, but it can be solved, but the night wandering god is equivalent to a real police officer." ”
"There is a difference between a temporary worker and a Yin Si Zhengshen with a real identity." Yan Beixun grabbed his hair: "Let's see when the time comes." ”
Saying that, the car had returned to the Chinese medicine shop, and after entering the Chinese medicine shop, Yan Beixun hugged a futon on the sofa on the first floor and said, "Miss Tang, you are currently on the sofa." ”
"Can't I be in the same room with you? I'm afraid I'm going to be in danger. Tang Xue said.
Yan Beixun said: "There is a difference between men and women, if there is anything, just shout, Zhang Xiu and I will come down as soon as possible." ”
After speaking, Yan Beixun took me upstairs and waited until the second floor.
Yan Beixun pointed to the bronze statue of the grandfather: "Go, incense the grandfather, admit your mistake." ”
"Admit your mistake?" I asked strangely.
"Although our demon hunter is not Mr. Yin and Yang, he is also an errand to eat food in the underworld, no matter what, it is wrong to offend Yin Si." After Yan Beixun finished speaking, he lay on the sofa, took out his mobile phone, and continued to watch TV.
I picked up a stick of incense, walked to the bronze statue of the ancestor master, lit a stick of incense, thought about it, I buckled three heads, and said to the good incense: "Master Zu, offended that yin man today, I think it's right, damn, learn Taoism, if you see someone being bullied by the yin, you don't dare to make a move, then this kind of Taoism, what's the use of learning?" ”
"Hahaha......"
Suddenly, I heard laughter in my ears, I looked left and right, there was no one around, and Yan Beixun was also holding a mobile phone, as if he didn't hear laughter.
I was overjoyed and said, "Master Zu, if you laugh, do you think I didn't do anything wrong today?" ”。