87_87164 "Later, when I was squatting in the toilet, I heard people coming in next door, so I asked them if they had any extra paper, but they didn't give it to me. Sun Xiaopeng scolded: "My little temper was so angry that I wanted to grab a tissue with my pants next to me." ”

"As a result, think about it, don't care what you rob, at least it's bad in nature." Sun Xiaopeng said: "Later, there was a fool, and after I came in, I used the method I was deceived just now, fooled him twice, and then deceived the tissues." ”

Suddenly, I saw a strong man with a height of more than 1.8 meters walking out of the toilet, and he was lifting his pants while looking outside.

Worst.

Sun Xiaopeng turned his back to the back, and couldn't see the strong man, so I hurriedly looked away, and then walked to the side, Sun Xiaopeng talked to me, and I didn't pay attention to him.

"Hey, what are you going to do, listen to me tell you carefully how I got a tissue from that idiot." Sun Xiaopeng is still ready to show off to me.

The strong man's hand was on Sun Xiaopeng's shoulder: "Dude, is it easy to use the heart-to-heart print?" ”

"Good, easy to use." Sun Xiaopeng looked back and saw this strong man, I obviously saw him swallow his saliva, and asked: "Brother, buddy, I came out, and I was going to buy you paper towels, but you look at you, why did you come out so quickly, and you haven't wiped it yet?" Hurry inside, I'll buy it for you. ”

", you're paralyzed, Lao Tzu picked up the paper from the trash can and wiped it." The strong man's face was as black as something, and he clenched his fists: "You stole my tissue, and you ran away after secretly using it, and you dare to come out and show off?" ”

"I don't like to hear you talk like this, what is stealing? I call this fool, who called you low IQ? Sun Xiaopeng suddenly became bolder.

I was also surprised that when I looked closely, there were two security guards from Happy Valley coming over, and the feelings were like this.

Sun Xiaopeng's collar was pulled up by this strong man.

Sun Xiaopeng shouted at the two security guards: "Uncle security, help, someone is robbing." ”

After shouting, he looked relaxed, and spat at the strong man's face: "What kind of thing, fighting with your grandfather?" It's still a little tender. ”

The two security guards walked up and said to the strong man, "Captain, what's wrong?" ”

Captain?

I quickly covered my mouth to keep myself from laughing.

Sun Xiaopeng's face was like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, not to mention how surprised he was.

"The guy is quite capable." The security captain laughed and said, "You're spitting a lot, aren't you?" Come on, go ahead and spit one on me. ”

"What does it mean to see the truth in adversity?" Sun Xiaopeng said to the security captain seriously: "It's right that I took your paper towel just now, but in such a small toilet, we don't have paper towels at the same time, this is tribulation, and the feelings are sharpened like this." ”

"Seeing that the two of us have also suffered, today is also a good day, why don't we burn chicken heads and come to Happy Valley to worship?" Sun Xiaopeng looked at the security captain sincerely and asked.

"Get out, take him to the roller coaster and play ten times." The security captain said to the two security guards next to him.

"Don't, big brother, I'm afraid of heights, can I change it?"

The security guard sneered at him: "Another one? I'm a good talker, so I dragged him to the haunted house and beat him so that he didn't even know his wife, and his face was covered in blood, just enough to scare someone in a haunted house. ”

"Don't, it's too troublesome to change projects, let's go roller coaster." Sun Xiaopeng hurriedly said.

I watched Sun Xiaopeng be like a chicken, being put in the middle by two security guards, and escorted to the roller coaster.

Sun Xiaopeng also glanced back at me on the way, with a pitiful appearance, as if he wanted me to save him.

Save the yarn, I don't want to go with him to experience the roller coaster ten times.

Still, I followed behind and watched as the two security guards personally helped him get up and fasten his seatbelt.

Ten exactly ten times.

When Sun Xiaopeng was sent for the last time, the two security guards left with a smile.

Sun Xiaopeng came down, staggered, and then lowered his head and vomited wildly.

I wanted to laugh next to me, but it felt a little out of place.

Sun Xiaopeng raised his head and scolded: "I'm going to beat that guy, don't stop me." ”

"Come on, I've got your back." I laughed.

"Do you still have a little conscience?" Sun Xiaopeng glared at me bitterly.

"Still playing?" I said.

"Play a fart, go back to the boss, I'll bring Luo Fang to help me clean him up."

After speaking, Sun Xiaopeng and I hurriedly walked out of Happy Valley.

Opposite Happy Valley is a shopping street, there are many hotels, I called the boss, asked about the hotel they were staying in, and walked to the third floor with Sun Xiaopeng.

By this time the room was open.

Two rooms.

Luo Fang and the boss have a room, and Sun Xiaopeng's room and I are next door to them.

The two of us pushed the door and walked into the room, the boss and Luo Fang were sitting on the bed chatting, and the cat Dacai was lying on the TV, as if sleeping.

"What's wrong? So pale? Mao Dacai asked Sun Xiaopeng.

Sun Xiaopeng waved his hand: "Don't mention it." ”

"I'll mention it." I opened my mouth to tell Sun Xiaopeng what happened today, the boss and the cat laughed, Sun Xiaopeng was usually so thick-skinned, his old face was red, and he coughed and said: "Don't think I'm afraid of that guy, that is, I see a lot of people, otherwise I will clean him up with two talismans." ”

"Really?" The boss smiled: "I'm afraid it's not that simple, right?" ”

"Luo Fang, go, take revenge on me." Sun Xiaopeng didn't seem to be able to stand us laughing at him like this, and Luo Fang went to bed: "I want to go by myself, I'm not interested." ”

"Alright, get some rest, we have business to do tomorrow." The Boss said.

Sun Xiaopeng and I went back to the next room.

After coming back with Sun Xiaopeng, he kept chattering that he was not afraid of the security captain at all, just afraid of revealing his Taoist skills.

Anyway, it's all kinds of excuses.

Sun Xiaopeng said that as soon as he lay on the bed, his eyes were closed, and he fell asleep directly, and it could be seen that he was too tired to do it.

Isn't it, riding a roller coaster ten times, and it's not a joke.

Early the next morning, we got up, and then four people and one cat, went to Happy Valley for a real walk, that is, to familiarize ourselves with the route.

Then at noon, we went out to have dinner together, and then went back to the hotel and waited for the night.

I sat on the bed in the hotel, and I was a little excited in my heart, and kept looking at the cartoon watch that Tang Xue gave me.

"Tang Xue, you wait, killing the Night Wandering God today is just the first step, I will definitely bring you out of the Sword Mountain Hell." I swore silently in my heart to the cartoon watch.

The sky outside gradually darkened, and the time was six o'clock in the evening, when suddenly, the door was pushed open by Luo Fang, and he said, "Go!" ”。