334. Because it's Gintama, it's no problem to spoof it~

"Yo ho, I'm back."

Pushing open the door, Li Qingfeng swaggered in.

"Welcome home."

Shenzhi nodded slightly and said, but Li Qingfeng's eyes slanted slightly, and he saw two figures nailed to the wall, one large and one small, obviously silver-haired waste wood warriors and foodie night rabbits.

"What's going on with those two guys?"

Although we have probably guessed it, it must have been somewhere to provoke the childishness to suffer from this difficulty.

"Because I want to wait for you to come back and eat barbecue once, I forbade them to eat it secretly."

Sure enough, it's similar to what we guessed, so the misfortune comes from the mouth, why don't you understand.

Anyway, it's estimated that everyone hasn't turned on the TV to see it, and now it's all over the place, it's all over the place, anyway, it's the sound of police cars everywhere, and it's estimated that the real selection group has been dispatched, but it doesn't matter anymore, anyway, it doesn't matter if you make any trouble, as long as you don't make trouble with me, I don't bother to care about you, if you make trouble here, hehe, Santuchuan is invited!

"So, let's eat first~"

Time passes

After dinner, the trio of Wanshiwu didn't leave, it can be regarded as a temporary stay at Li Qingfeng's house as a guest, well, it can be regarded as a report on the day's investigation, but as Li Qingfeng thought, there is basically no good news, and there is no value at all Although it is said that I still got some strange news.

For example, there were more than a dozen celestial brawls on the streets of Edo today, okay, although it is said to be celestial, but Li Qingfeng is 100% sure that those guys are players. However, because most of the players are a little different from ordinary people after the madness. That's why it's considered celestial.

It's like Li Qingfeng. After the bow and arrow are taken out, a pair of steel wings will appear, with these wings, he will be regarded as a celestial 100%, and if Li Qingfeng uses the ice flame, there will be a pair of blue flame wings conjured by the ice flame behind him, although he can't change into the ice flame phoenix yet.

By the way, the Wings of Ice Flame is an ability he got from the Nocturnal Glass, to be precise, the Nocturnal Glass decomposes part of the ability of the Nocturnal Glass and transfers it to Li Qingfeng. Then he automatically turned on the ability of the Ice Flame Wings, well, although the two bodies are different, but after all, they are the same person, and Li Qingfeng does not have any rejection reaction at all.

At about eight o'clock in the evening, when the three of them finished reporting and were about to leave after eating dessert, the door of the house was suddenly kicked open.

"True selection group, routine check! We have received reports of terrorists who carried out terrorist attacks on the embassy in the evening! Why are you again" The leader completely ignored Shenzhi and Li Qingfeng on the side, and directly saw Yin Shi and the others.

"Hey, hey! What do you mean by that? It's you, who always break in when someone else has something to do! ”

"Yes! How's it going, you bastard! ”

Moment. Hijikata Shishiro and Yinshi are on top, these two guys are also the same kind of people, the same dead fish eyes, the same hobbies and the same fear of ghosts

Afraid of ghosts?

The maroon-haired boy on the other side looked directly at Kagura and said, "What are you doing?" ”

"The boss invited us to dinner, and now we're ready to go back." Kagura pointed his hand and pointed at Li Qingfeng.

"Oh, isn't this the same man who attacked the embassy in the evening? The maid next to her seemed to be the same as the one who had killed the two ambassadors in the morning. Okita satoru clapped his hands, suddenly thought of something, and said.

Then, the rest of the people all took a half step back, not for the others, because these two terrifying guys or the target of tonight's operation, the former has the ability to completely destroy the embassy, and the latter is the one who directly killed the enemy as soon as he made a move, it is hard to imagine that the murderer will be a teenager and a girl.

"Ahh ~ Came faster than I thought. Li Qingfeng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, then took out a spell card from his clothes, crushed it directly, and then leaned on the side of the earth and Yinshi and said, "I hate it so much~"

The gods around him turned off the lights at the right time.

"Hey! What are you doing, you bastard! ”

"It's a boss, but it's also very uncomfortable to do something annoying!"

The two turned around at the same time to look at Li Qingfeng beside them, and then looked directly through Li Qingfeng and looked behind Li Qingfeng.

"Good evening"

"Ahh!!h

In an instant, more than half of the people in the Shinsengumi ran away, and they even ran out with Sogo, and well, Shinpachi and Kagura also seemed to be flashing.

"By the way, Xiao Ai, are you really so scary?"

Turning his head, he looked at the Enma Ai floating behind him, it was indeed a little scary, because the lights in the room were turned off, if you didn't look closely, just by the moonlight outside, you would see a girl wearing a kimono and her hair but her face couldn't be seen clearly

"I don't know." Enma Ai shook his head to show that he didn't understand, and then pointed at Li Qingfeng and said, "It's been a long time since we met. ”

In other words, Li Qingfeng hasn't died for a long time, and since he was only in charge of Li Qingfeng's reincarnation, Enma Ai's job has been quite easy, and Li Qingfeng basically never curses others with spell cards, so there is no problem.

"It's true that we haven't seen each other for a long time, actually, this time I want to ask you to open Hell Communication here."

“??” Tilted her head strangely, Xiao Ai didn't understand Li Qingfeng's approach very well.

"Well, this world seems to have some more human beings who don't belong to this world, and they are very rampant, I want them to see the power of the earth."

If Li Qingfeng is willing, it will only be a matter of minutes to set off a hundred ghosts in this world, what kind of urban legend is completely pediatric, although it may scare his own people, but come to think of it, it must be more effective to deal with those celestial people, after all, urban legends or something, can not be explained by science.

"Yes." Because it was Li Qingfeng's mention, Yan Moai nodded directly and agreed.

With the consent of the main owner, Li Qingfeng was relieved, then, start spreading urban legends, even if you don't do this mission, it doesn't matter, you really have to make a good fuss to feel more comfortable.

"Then again, these two men seem to have fainted."

Shenzhi stretched out his hand and patted the silver time and earthwork who were completely stiff in place, and sure enough, the attribute of being afraid of ghosts is very bad, just fainting when I saw it, or something, Xiao Ai, you do have the potential to be scary, at least a lot better than the small umbrella.

After turning on the electric light, Li Qingfeng went to the kitchen to pick up a bucket of water, then returned to the living room and splashed it on the faces of the two without hesitation.

"Bastard! What are you doing? ”

"Beware of the arrest I have arrested you under the pretext of attacking the police!"

The two of them woke up in an instant, their eyes hadn't opened yet, and their mouths were the first to say unkind words.

"Xiao Ai, let's take them to Santu River."

“”

Of course, this is just a joke, if the protagonist is brought to Santuchuan to this world, this stage may change a lot, no matter which copy it is, [Absolutely no attack on the protagonist] is the default rule, because once such a thing is done, things will become quite troublesome next, anyway, Li Qingfeng doesn't want to try.

"Don't worry, Xiao Ai is not a ghost." Of course, not people

Li Qingfeng didn't add the latter sentence, for fear of accidentally poking at the sensitive points of the two people, such as ghosts or something.

"What, this isn't a little girl, BOSS, it's not a good choice to joke casually."

Although he said such words, Li Qingfeng could see the angry look on Yinshi's face.

"Anyway, the Shinsengumi right, go back and tell the shogunate higher-ups, let them convey my words to those dogs, I'll give them three days to get out of the earth, otherwise there will be no mercy, the earth is not the kind of bastard that can stay."

“”

How can you let me convey such words! No matter how you look at it, it's just a one-sided threat to them! I'm sure I'll be ordered by the Shogun!!

"Don't worry, it's okay if you don't convey it, but if that group of guys all die on the earth and cause a diplomatic incident, it won't matter to me, I'll kill everyone~ By the way, I'll introduce, Enma Love, the profession is a hell girl, and she pulls the guilty guy into hell and survives."

How did that terrifying profession develop!! (To be continued......)

PS: The attributes of the male protagonist of the new book

Name: White phosphorus

Personality: Dead house, game expert, famous~

Ability: Extremely poor fighting ability, extremely poor self-ability, and almost no strategic ability

Abnormal ability: Speech Spirit [None]

Characteristics: Blackening

Weapons: [Silver Dragon: Judgment] & [Black Emperor Trial]