A man was shot alive in the arm with a bullet, and then the palm of the hand with the warmth and blood fell into the hot pot we were about to eat. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This kind of scene reminds me of the film about human meat barbecued pork buns, sincerely.

But it's strange to say, although this scene looks disgusting, no one vomited, only Shen Han retched twice, and went back to the car to rest as soon as he trotted, and the rest of the people behaved calmly.

This makes me a little confused.

Is it because ....... Are we all much more resilient than ordinary people? Shouldn't it?

Last time I watched a horror movie at the blind boss's house, the fat uncle was retching with Shen Han, he didn't say anything about it now, he didn't even mean to retch, this is very wrong!

"Everyone is quite calm......." I stood beside the shopkeeper Kong, muttering with a puzzled face: "But it's not a little too calm........"

"You think it's weird?" Shopkeeper Kong turned his head and looked at me with a grin.

"Sort of." I nodded: "Although we have dealt with the wrongs a lot, and there are not a few corpses we have seen, but ....... In this case, you have to vomit a few times to be normal! ”

"Didn't you throw up too?" The shopkeeper was laughing.

"Maybe it's because I've watched too many horror movies, it's the kind of heavy films in Europe and the United States that sprinkle blood plasma from beginning to end." I grinned: "Besides, I didn't drink the soup in the pot, what is there to vomit." ”

"Actually, we don't feel disgusting, it's not just because we didn't drink the soup." Shopkeeper Kong patted me on the shoulder and said to me, "It's just because we think that person deserves to die, understand?" What's so disgusting about a pig's trotter flying over? ”

I was stunned, but I didn't squeak.

"So let's put it this way, imagine if my hand was chopped off and thrown in that pot for you to ......."

"Brother Kong, shut up first!!" I covered my mouth tightly, only feeling that what he said was too déjà vu in this situation, and I couldn't help but retch twice: "I know why!" Don't explain! I know it all! ”

Shopkeeper Kong laughed twice and didn't say anything more.

"Uncle!! I really didn't mean to!! Hai Dongqing was tightly dragged by the fat uncle's hand, his eyes were full of grievances and despair, it was the first time I found that Hai Dongqing could show such a pitiful expression.

"If you didn't mean it, then you meant it." The anger on the fat uncle's face had disappeared, and was replaced by a particularly kind, kind and kind smile: "Good boy, go and take a sip to let the uncle dissipate his anger." ”

Hai Dongqing shook his head desperately and said, I'd rather die than drink human broth.

"You know it's a human hot pot?!!" The fat uncle was so angry that he stomped his feet and almost didn't take a mouthful.

"I didn't expect it to be like this......." Hai Dongqing was still very aggrieved, and looked at the fat uncle pitifully: "Uncle, why don't you make a pot again?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Remake a pot! The little Buddha sat on the side and smiled, under the buttocks, there was a road bandit who made him useless, looking at him like that, it seemed that he was sitting on the man's chest and enjoying it very much: "Let's use the birdman as the soup base this time, stew a pot of birdman soup, and make up for us." ”

"........ the"

Hai Dongqing seemed to be about to swear, but what he didn't expect was that the little Buddha blocked the girl back with a word.

"Scold! You're a culprit! Everyone is starving because of you! You still have the face to scold me?! ”

Hearing this, Hai Dongqing's expression twitched a few times, and he didn't dare to say anything more.

"We only brought this one pot, and now it's so ......." the fat uncle sighed and said, kicking Hai Dongqing's ass hard, his face full of helplessness: "But it's okay, we also brought some instant noodles, I'll go boil water, let's eat this thing today." ”

As soon as the words fell, the fat uncle went to boil water, looking at his expression, it was the same as winning five million and losing the lottery ticket.

At this time, the blind boss came over, and seemed to find that Hai Dongqing's mood was a little low, so he patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, you don't know, the fat uncle has that temper, you ruined the dinner he managed to make, and it was your luck that he didn't swallow you alive." ”

Hai Dongqing snorted, looked at the blind boss pitifully, and said, "Fortunately, you understand me, I really didn't mean it just now." ”

"I'm here to tell you about it."

The blind boss grinned, smiled brightly, and then as if he had been ghosted, he grabbed Hai Dongqing's neck with a hideous expression, and kept shaking him.

"You give me my hot pot back!! I don't want to eat instant noodles!! Your uncle's !! ”

............

It's dark.

It was late at night.

In the mountains of Tibet.

The sky is full of stars, and the Milky Way is everywhere, just like a holy realm.

It's the first time I've known that the real sky is so pure.

But this kind of pure and holy artistic conception soon ruined the braised beef noodles brought by the fat uncle.

"Dinner." The fat uncle said with a pity, handed me two buckets of instant noodles casually, then took out two ham sausages from his pocket, and said, "Just these two ham sausages, save some food." ”

"Uncle, you really love us." I said gratefully and handed one of the buckets of instant noodles to Shen Han.

When the fat uncle heard what I said, he also smiled kindly and didn't explain anything.

When he sat back and began to toss his own dinner, I was surprised to find that he had taken out six ham sausages from his pocket in a row and threw them into his instant noodles.

"Holy shit." I looked at him stunned: "This is too mean, isn't it?!" ”

"Make do with it." Shen Han smiled, tore all the ham sausages, and then threw them into my face, leaving nothing for himself: "Uncle Fat must be in a bad mood now, and he has to eat to recover." ”

"No wonder he's fat........" I sighed, picked up the instant noodles next to Shen Han by myself, changed them with her, and then buried my head in eating two bites, and said, "I don't like to eat ham sausages, you can eat them yourself." ”

Hearing this, Shen Han didn't say anything more, laughed twice, and gently kissed me on the face.

"The ham is light, but the love is heavy." Shen Han said: "I reward you." ”

"Then according to this progress, if I invite you to eat a set of Manchu Han full banquet, will you dedicate yourself to reward me?" I looked at her expectantly, my eyes shining.

Shen Han smiled softly and said.

"Get out."

At this time, the atmosphere on the bandits' side was more than 1,800 times more awkward than on our side.

How so.......

The situation over there is like squatting in a bitter kiln.

Zhao Qingluan, Zhao Xiaosan, Little Buddha, Hai Dongqing, Heizi.

The five of them are like prison guards, scattered in five directions, each holding a bucket of instant noodles, squatting on the ground and eating, at this time their eyes are not idle, one by one scanning the situation in the field, it should be to see who wants to "escape from prison".

As for those road bandits, they are very disciplined, and they can even be said to be familiar with the road, squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, dozens of people are huddled together, and no one dares to stand out alone.

This kind of discipline was forced out by the little Buddha.

In the first few minutes, one person was a little slower, and he could not quickly squat with his head in his hands as instructed by these "prison guards".

At that time, the little Buddha didn't move his gun, only his feet.

He walked up scolding, and without saying a word, kicked the man into the crowd.

At this foot, the man broke at least three ribs, and it seemed that his internal organs were also damaged, and he coughed up blood vigorously.

"I'm still cooking a pot of human broth over there, if anyone doesn't listen to the command again, then don't blame Lao Tzu for stewing you." That's what Little Buddha said to those bandits at the time.

I have to say that this kind of threat is still quite effective against those road bandits.

After the little Buddha said this, there really wasn't a single road bandit who dared to mess around, and they all squatted on the ground obediently according to the command, not even daring to move.

By the time we had finished our scolding dinner, there was a roar of cars on the other side of the intersection without warning.

Half a minute later, more than a dozen black cars drove in from the intersection.

"Gotta wipe our butts for somebody."

Shopkeeper Kong said with a hippie smile, but this smile did not last long, and soon disappeared from his face.

Immediately, Shopkeeper Kong's face was as dark as he wanted, his expression was not ordinary solemn, and he said something in his mouth.

"Fuck...... Why did he get here........"

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