When I went back, Dong Qingting was still holding my hand, as if announcing my right to belong, because of her face, I couldn't say anything, but this girl told me first. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info When she walked to a place with few people, she lowered her voice and said to me.

"Don't mind, I just came to school and received more than ten invitations to dinner, let you be my shield, I don't think Linlin will be stingy."

I couldn't cry or laugh all the time, it turned out that I was used as a shield, so that I was still confessing to Linlin in my heart all the way.

And the monkey is even more pitiful, Xiaoli tugged on his arm, like a meat ball, walking three times.

When the group returned to the hotel, the monkey was pulled to a place by Xiaoli to confide in his heartfelt feelings, until I fell asleep, only to hear the door of the hotel ring, I rubbed my sleepy eyes, just to see that this goods are like a thief, the cat is undressing.

"Yo, Miss Xiaoli didn't leave you overnight?"

I joked, and when I got up to go to the bathroom, the monkey scolded me and followed me in shorts.

"What are you doing with me?"

"Nonsense, to the toilet, of course."

The monkey seemed to be in a hurry than I was, and ran towards the toilet at the end of the corridor in his shorts, and before I could take two steps behind him, I heard the monkey pull up his pants and run back in horror.

"What's wrong? Xiaoli in the toilet? ”

I cursed jokingly, but when I saw that the monkey's face was pale, his eyes were full of terror, and he couldn't speak, he said to me with a crying voice.

"Yes...... Be...... Be...... It's Zhou Liang...... He's ...... He ......"

Zhou Liang?

I chuckled in my heart, and the wooden head that Zhou Liang kicked in the afternoon came to my mind again. As soon as the monkey walked up to me, I saw a short figure coming out of the toilet, who else could it be if it wasn't Zhou Liang!

I saw Zhou Liang hunched over, staring at me viciously, his eyes were dripping, his mouth was split into a weird arc, he was laughing!

This smile is particularly weird in the dim light of the toilet, and this smile makes me feel like I have been struck by lightning, this ...... This...... It's exactly the same as the wooden smile in the afternoon!

What makes me even more disgusting is that Zhou Liang didn't know what he was doing in the toilet, his mouth was full of feces and urine at the moment, and under this smile, a lot of yellow liquid was dripping out of his mouth.

This is a fucking ghost!

I was shocked in my heart, thinking that the monkey was not good to perform next to me, and then I saw that Zhou Liang had no more outrageous actions at the moment, so I made up my mind at the moment and asked boldly.

"Who are you?"

Unexpectedly, Zhou Liang actually opened his mouth to answer, his voice was hoarse and low, obviously not Zhou Liang's voice. And as soon as he spoke, I was struck by lightning and was on the spot.

"I'm not a human, I'm the Ten Rank Yin and Righteous God of the Jade Emperor's edict, and I am in charge of the filthy land in the world!"

The monkey and I looked at each other, and I had never heard of such a god as a god of defilement, and I asked again.

"You want to ...... my brother's body"

Zhou Liang grinned and sneered, and then answered me.

"Your brother offended me today, and I came to teach him a lesson......"

"Is it ****?"

The monkey hid behind me and couldn't help but ask, almost making me nauseous and not throwing up. I didn't expect this filthy and righteous god to show a cold light in his eyes, and the monkey he was staring at was hairy, so he said.

"Ignorant junior, can you not say such disgusting things when I am enjoying the offering, since you want to know what lesson I teach him, then you can just follow me."

Follow him?

I thought about it suspiciously, but I saw Zhou Liang grinning again, and then turned around and went into the toilet, the uneasiness in my heart immediately rose, no matter what he wanted to do, I had to stop him, no matter whether he was a good god or an evil god, if he wanted to toss him like this, Zhou Liang would be more than lucky.

I whispered a few words to the monkey, and the monkey nodded, and hurriedly went to the room to find a helper, and I followed him into the toilet.

Because this is a public toilet on the whole floor, there is a lot of space inside, and a row of squatting pits has not been cleaned for a long time, and at the moment the smell inside is soaring into the sky, and in each squatting pit, there is a waste accumulation.

As soon as I entered, I saw that Zhou Liang's head had been plunged into a well-stocked squatting pit, and there was a gurgling swallowing sound, I finally couldn't bear it anymore, and stood in the corner of the wall and vomited nauseously, until it hurt in my stomach, and then I felt a little better.

When I looked up again, Zhou Liang still maintained a half-squatting body, his stomach was already swollen like a balloon, and the grunting continued, I secretly scolded the grass, if it continues like this, this guy will have to be strangled to death by feces!

Because I was wearing pajamas, I didn't have my satchel on my body, but fortunately there was still stock in my trouser pocket, so I found a broken charm and clamped it between my fingertips!

"Hmph, if you don't leave my friend, I'll let you really!"

I intimidated, this thing didn't react at all, and I didn't dare to delay at the moment, so I used enough ghost power to attach to the Breaking Charm, and the Breaking Charm immediately burned, and then I slapped the Breaking Charm on Zhou Liang's back.

Zhou Liang was stumbled by my hard slap, and a yellow dung column erupted from the corner of his mouth! passed out in a coma, and it seemed that this so-called Yin Zhengshen had been forced out of Zhou Liang's body by the Broken Evil Talisman.

Just as I was defending against its attack, the toilet door was kicked open with a bang, and then a stammering roar came.

"Big big ...... Daring...... Mao God! Dare...... Dare...... Dare to ......"

When I saw it, it was King Kong standing outside the toilet door in briefs, still holding the mop by the door in his hand, and the monkey was hiding behind King Kong, nervously poking his head into the toilet.

"Come in and help!"

I interrupted King Kong's words, now Zhou Liang doesn't know the situation, for the sake of safety, let's save people first. This so-called Yin Zhengshen can't even stop me from breaking the evil charm, and it is estimated that he is just a bluffing little ghost, and at this moment, it is estimated that he is either scattered or has been frightened away by me.

King Kong sighed, threw down the mop and threw himself into the toilet, but when he saw the filth on Zhou Liang's mouth, he poofed and vomited first.

"Old ...... Boss, Zhou Liang...... He...... He...... What's the matter...... Eat ...... ****? ”

"What nonsense, if you talk nonsense, I'll let you give him artificial respiration!"

Hearing that Zhou Liang was going to be given artificial respiration, King Kong vomited again, and hurriedly retreated to the door in fright, and the monkey asked me with a bitter face.

"Boss, do you really want to give Zhou Liang artificial respiration?"

I glared at him and pointed to Zhou Liang's swollen abdomen.

"This guy doesn't know how much he ate, look at this belly, if you don't get it out for him, I guess he won't survive tonight."

"And who's coming?"

The monkey took two steps back and asked me, as if he was afraid that I would let him do artificial respiration. I rolled my eyes around and didn't see a suitable tool, and beckoned to the monkey.

"Come and hold him."

In my gaze, which was about to eat people, the monkey walked to Zhou Liang's side step by step, hunched over and helped me hold Zhou Liang's shoulder.

"King Kong, take it as raw paper, the more the better!"

King Kong agreed, although this guy stammered, he walked faster than the average person, and in less than half a minute, he had already come to me with three rolls of toilet paper.

"Monkey, hold it down!"

I snorted, and then, with my palms flat, I pressed towards Zhou Liang's stomach violently, and I saw Zhou Liang's mouth let out a howl of pleasure, and then, a yellow liquid gushed out, more than two meters high.

Then I pressed repeatedly for ten minutes, and Zhou Liang coughed, his eyes moved, and there seemed to be traces of awakening.

I said to King Kong.

"Carry him to the hospital!"

King Kong squatted down with a bitter face, wrapped more than a dozen layers of toilet paper around Zhou Liang's mouth, and wrapped a sheet around his waist, and then went downstairs with Zhou Liang on his back.

When we arrived at the gate, it was okay, because it was not yet twelve o'clock, and the old woman had not locked the door, and when she saw us carrying a person on her back, she asked us with concern what was wrong with this person, and I said that I had drunk too much, but the monkey vomited again with disgust.

As soon as Zhou Liang arrived at the hospital, as soon as the doctor approached, he pinched his nose disgustingly and asked us what we were doing,, can I say that this is too much?

can only tell him that he fell into the squatting pit when he went to the toilet, this doctor estimated that he had a habit of cleanliness, and when he washed Zhou Liang's stomach, he vomited more than ten times, and when Zhou Liang was completely cleaned up, the doctor's steps were already vomiting, and a nurse supported him and hung a drip next to Zhou Liang by the way.

The doctor is also a chatterbox, and when he sat next to us and hung a drip, he cried with a bitter face.

"I said little brother, what the hell is your friend doing, you see that my brother is like this, can you tell my brother the truth?"

I laughed twice, this doctor is also unlucky, I said in my heart, you have it, if I don't press out the inventory in Zhou Liang's stomach before I come, I guess you will have to be hospitalized directly, so I said haha.

"I really fell into the toilet and squatted in the pit, causing you trouble."

The man said with a bitter face and a wave of his hand.

"It's not troublesome, but it's disgusting, I've been a doctor for so many years, I've washed pesticides, metals, stones and clods from patients' stomachs, and I've washed this disgusting thing, but it's the first time I've ever seen such a large amount! I said, "Your brother is really ......."

I smiled and nodded, it is estimated that if Zhou Liang wakes up and knows about this, he will not be able to eat for a year, and it is estimated that he will have a psychological shadow when he goes to the toilet in the future. (To be continued.) )