All chapters_ Nothing is the best
People live for a lifetime, but only a hundred years, so people should be kind to themselves!
But this is a man! For men, people live for a lifetime, but for women, only when they are fifteen to thirty-five years old, women are really alive, so I came to a conclusion. A woman's life is only twenty years, and she must be very good to herself!
When I told my good sister Cao Xin this reason, Cao Xin grabbed my collar, and she sneered and said, "Xiao Wu, so this is the reason why you put my mask on your ass?" You're really extravagant, what we used to wipe your face, you actually used to wipe your ass. Don't think I don't know, you begged the master to buy you new cosmetics last time, right? Hurry up and contribute! ”
I hurriedly shook my head and said, "You wait a minute, as the saying goes, everything is prosperous, and we have something to discuss." Cao Xin, you are often angry and easy to get angry, so you see...... Your skin is getting worse day by day, you can also ask Li He, but you are embarrassed. ”
"There's no way...... Sun Qimeng, who was scrolling through the circle of friends, suddenly raised his head and said, "Xiao Wu, the two of us don't have as much skin as you combined, how can we be embarrassed to ask for it." But ah, it's not me saying you, you should do something serious once in a while, don't hang around all day, say that a woman's life is only twenty years, haven't you always remained at nineteen? ”
I was speechless for a moment, and then shook my head in protest: "Who said that I was hanging all day, the TV at home broke down yesterday, or should I buy a new one!" ”
"That's not because you broke the TV with your big ass when you were going to learn how to twist your ass that day!" Cao Xin said angrily.
She...... How can she say I'm a big ass! I'm obviously rounder and curler than her, how can she slander me like this!
Before I could refute it, Cao Xin shook his head and sighed: "Xiao Wu, just one thing, can you just do one thing." Seriously, I feel like I'm taking care of a little kid every day, then ...... For example, at some point, you can go wash the dishes, what do you think? ”
"If you wash the dishes, the dish soap will damage my pretty little hands!"
"What about laundry? Throwing clothes in the washing machine, you always do it, right? Cao Xin asked again.
As a result, Sun Qimeng suddenly said: "Don't wash that pervert!" I saw it with my own eyes last time, and she ...... She secretly sniffed and sniffed the master's vest, and on another occasion, she stole the master's vest directly back to the room to sleep while we were sleeping. If you let her do the laundry, maybe the owner's panties will ......."
"Nonsense, you!" I scolded excitedly, "The vest and the underwear are not the same, I'm not a pervert." Isn't this a common thing, for example, when you are studying, you can't help but sniff when you get the school uniform of the person you like. Li Ha finally became a successful man under my strict supervision, and I took his vest and sniffed what's wrong! I...... I'm not a pervert! ”
But my rebuttal was useless, Cao Xin was already looking at me with perverted eyes. This act hurt me deeply, and I clenched my fists and said angrily, "Good! I'm going to get down to business right now, and I'm going to do something big! I'm going to help the company win more than 10 million orders, and then you won't be able to look down on me anymore!" ”
"Huh?"
They both looked at me with some disdain, and Sun Qimeng sighed: "Aren't you just an elevator lady?" If you can win the order of 10 million, I will call you Mom. ”
"I'll call you grandma." Cao Xin also nodded.
This...... It's so devastating! Wrong! It's so striking!
I ran out of the house in a rage, but I didn't really care, genius is never understood, I just don't want to do it. If I want to, I'm sure I'll be able to do it perfectly!
In this mood of having to prove myself, I ran to the company and went to Zhao Liang's office. This guy was reading the documents, and when he saw me coming in, he asked suspiciously, "Xiao Wu, why are you here?" ”
I walked up to Zhao Liang, sat on the desk with a big grin, and said seriously: "Zhao Liang, you say, are we good friends?" ”
"That's a must...... Zhao Liang nodded, "Why do you still need to talk about the relationship between the two?" Iron buddy! ”
I said, "Although we are not brothers, I have always treated you as my own son. Now I want you to do me a favor, say, would you like to? ”
"What's the deal?" Zhao Liang asked suspiciously.
I grinned and said, "I want to sign a contract on behalf of the company, and you can help me arrange a contract with a profit of more than 10 million, and the matter has been negotiated, both parties are willing, and only the step of signing the contract is needed." It doesn't matter, I don't want a bonus, the bonus will still be given to the employee who negotiated a good cooperation. ”
Zhao Liang thought for a moment, and then said, "More than 10 million...... That's already a big customer. But some, as coincidentally, just this afternoon, there is a contract to be signed, and the matter has been discussed. If you want to go, go and sign it, but you are dressed...... It's a little simpler, and it's better to dress nicely. ”
When I heard this, I was immediately excited, and hurriedly said: "Zhao Liang, you really deserve to be my good son!" Don't worry, tell me the address and customer information, and I'll dress up immediately! ”
"Hmm......" Zhao Liang nodded.
After saying goodbye to Zhao Liang, I immediately ran home and began to pick out my beautiful clothes in the closet. When Cao Xin and Sun Qimeng saw me coming back, Cao Xin sneered: "Xiao Wu, aren't you going to do business?" Why did you come back so quickly? ”
I snorted, "Because it's done!" I'll tell you, with my incorruptible tongue, the client was so impressed by me that he would sign the contract in the afternoon. Don't I think about it, I'm a hero of the company now, and I have to change into a beautiful set of clothes to sign a contract. ”
"Cut, bragging, not drafting."
They threw a look of disdain at me and went straight to TV. I snorted, what is the ambition of the bird?
I changed into a beautiful little suit and skirt, and then shouted in the mirror: "Lin Xiao! Come on! ”
"Why Lin Xiao!?" Cao Xin complained in the living room.
Yes!
I hurriedly clenched my fists again and said seriously: "Xiao Wu! Come on! ”
After changing my clothes, I rolled around on the bed in excitement and ended up rolling on the floor. Hurriedly got up in embarrassment, and at this time, the doorbell rang in the house.
"I'll open the door! It must be Li Ha who is coming! ”
I hurriedly ran outside excitedly, and Li He would definitely be frightened by my stunning appearance for a while, no, I want to be cold! I must be cold! I want Lee Ha to know that I actually have the taste of a successful woman too!
Damn it! It's so troublesome to run with a small skirt!
When I ran to the door and twisted the handle, I accidentally lost my balance and fell forward. Just then, the door opened, and I saw Li He standing in the door with two bags of things. And I'm already leaning forward, and ......
"Bang!"
My head hit Li He's chin, and blood spurted out of his mouth, and it all spit on my back!
"Ahh I hurriedly touched my back in a panic, and Li He covered his mouth at this time and shouted, "Xiao Wu, you are sick...... I bit my tongue......"
I got up from the ground and quickly apologized to Li He: "I'm sorry...... Sorry ......"
"Poofha......" Cao Xin laughed in the room, "It's just an invincible good ghost in the world, but he bit his tongue out...... Quickly, collect the blood, the good ghost is rarely injured. ”
Li He only reacted at this time, he saw the clothes on my body, and asked suspiciously: "Xiao Wu, why are you wearing such a formal dress?" ”
I told Li He aggrievedly that I was going to sign the contract, and he suddenly frowned: "Then what should I do, are there any other suits?" ”
"......No," I said aggrievedly, "only the little skirt left......
Li He patted me on the head, and then came in with something. There are a lot of delicious things inside, and I must have rushed up to grab them, but today I am not in the mood at all.
Now what...... It's definitely too late to buy it now, my ...... My premium dresses are custom-made.
"No matter!"
I was unhappy to go to the closet and change into a beautiful outfit, a low-cut top, a crop top, a miniskirt, small sandals. When he saw me dressed like this, Li He said in astonishment: "Xiao Wu, how can you sign a contract when you are dressed like this?" ”
I said seriously: "There is no doubt that since there are no formal clothes, then I will use the beauty trick to make the customer sign the contract stupidly by relying on my beauty." ”
"And this trick?" Li He was stunned.
"Hmph, it's too late, I'm going out, you guys just wait for my good news!"
I happily rushed out the door and took a taxi to the client's company. People at the client company were surprised to hear that I was here to sign a contract, and the men came out to peek at me, and some even secretly asked for my phone number.
But I didn't pay attention to any of them, hmph, these guys are not as rich as Zhao Liang, and their beauty is not as good as Zhao Liang, but I can't even look down on Zhao Liang as a cold beauty! How could I possibly give them the phone number! Unless they invite me to dinner!
I sat in the room and waited quietly for the client to come over.
"Squeak......
After waiting for about five minutes, the door was pushed open, and I was stunned.
Huh? How is it a woman? And it seems to be in his forties, and it seems to be wearing heavy makeup, and it seems that he doesn't have good taste in clothes......
Isn't that good...... She didn't look at me very well, she didn't seem to like me very much......
What should I do...... She seems to belong to the type of person who wants to lick the ass of a bum, and she doesn't seem to get along with me anyway......
She sat on the chair and said lightly: "I'm sorry, other companies contacted us yesterday, and the terms they negotiated were not bad, so about signing the contract...... I want to think about it. ”
It's over! Disgusted! More than 10 million contracts were screwed up by me! Sign a contract for Mao is not a man! For Mao!
I walked out of the door of the office in a daze, and the world seemed to be completely silent, and I couldn't hear anything......
What to do...... It's over...... Zhao Haohao's contract was not easy to win, but I messed it up...... After going back, I will definitely be ridiculed, and I will definitely be spanked by Li He...... Maybe he'll fine me and use my pocket money to pay back the 10 million, I'll ...... How can I afford it!
"Failed, huh?"
At this moment, someone suddenly tapped me on the shoulder, and I looked up to find Li He standing in front of me, looking at me with a smile.
"You...... I ......"
I didn't know what to say for a while, and at this moment, suddenly, Li He took me in his arms and whispered, "Don't be afraid, I'm here." ”
This scene...... Quite familiar.
I sneered, my eyes moistened for some reason: "Isn't this what I always say to you every time you cry, dare to pirate me." ”
"I'm not afraid of you crying...... he laughed, "Don't worry, I know that the CEO of this company is the type who wants to lick the butt of a homeless man at first glance." I went up and covered my eyes with a ghost, and easily won the contract. ”
"Hmmm......"
I watched Li He walk into the company in a daze, and then suddenly felt ......
It's actually good to be a guy who can't do anything, but when the sky falls, there's a fool to help me carry it.