Chapter 921: Men
Xin'er pouted and sat on the side, I didn't know what I was thinking, and we didn't care too much, we just wanted to finish things as soon as possible, take the salary and leave, so we didn't think much about it.
The same work, one person to do is quite boring, fortunately, there are little fat and they help, the three of them change the tricks to help each other, talking and laughing, but also quite interesting, just like this after half the afternoon, Xin'er's brother suddenly ran over, the child is not big, but not small, hand holding the door frame to watch me turn the talisman into the water, with a frightened face, I thought my method scared him, and the other party smiled as comfort, who knows, see the smile of the little ghost suddenly came to the courage, I staggered over.
"Are you Lu Li?" Half-crouched and holding his knees, the little Adidas ghost asked me excitedly.
"You've heard of me?" Raising my eyelids to look at him, I said nonchalantly.
"I heard my sister talk about you, saying that you are very powerful, like a fairy." As he spoke, the child stared at the wicker in my hand and asked, "Is this willow branch of yours used to fight ghosts?" The willow branch fights the ghost, and the more it hits, the shorter it gets, I also know it. The imp said, pulling out a stick from the barrel and waving it twice, as if he was not afraid of heaven and earth.
"At a young age, you're ghostly, aren't you afraid?" Squatting there and looking at him curiously, I smiled and said, after listening to my words, the little kid scratched his head and laughed, and asked me: "Brother Lu Li, is there really a ghost in this world?" ”
"Your sister just asked me this question." With a wry smile, I shook my head.
"That's it?" Suddenly showing a smile that looked a little like Xin'er, the little ghost leaned over and whispered, "Then are there any ghosts in this house?" Grab one and let me see it! ”
"Give money?" Amused by his attitude, I looked at the little fat and asked him, the little ghost listened, hesitated for a moment, and then took out a wallet in the pocket of his jacket, turned out five red bills from it to me, and asked: "My dad is in charge, there are only so many for the time being!" Do me a favor. ”
"Hehe, you go and ask your sister, let me not let you see it, in case it scares you, it's not good." As I spoke, I took the five bills and stuffed them into the pockets of the little ghost, the children of rich families are different, when I was his age, I only had thirty yuan a month of pocket money.
"Are you too little, I can give you an IOU, I am a man who speaks very credibly!" The fart followed me in a hurry, and the little ghost said again, after he said this, I turned around a little helplessly, looked up and down for a long time, and said with a smile: "Little fart, who handed you this set?" ”
"Oh, you don't care about this, I haven't begged anyone in my life, just when I beg you once, you just let me see what a ghost looks like!" The little imp said, pulling my clothes into a very expectant little look, I looked at them with the big bull, sat on a wooden barrel on the side, and said with a smile: "It's okay for you to see, but you have to give me a reason first." ”
"I promised me that women want to come out to see the world, men talk, to count, the last time we were in class, I talked back to the teacher, the teacher said that there are no ghosts in the world, I said that the teacher you are not right, the ancients said that there are ghosts, you can't say that there are no ghosts, but the teacher asked me, if there are really ghosts in the world, why haven't I seen them? I said you haven't seen a lot of things, have you ever seen a ten-carat diamond ring? My mom has one on her hand! ”
When he said this, this little ghost put on a shy stomach and put on a thief's look, and that invincible attitude made all three of us laugh.
"And then?" Looking at him with interest, the big cow grinned.
"Then I was asked out of the classroom and stood outside for three classes. After class, my woman said to me, you are so ashamed, how old are you and you are still punished by the teacher? As soon as I heard this, I was very angry, and I said what was wrong with my words? She can't prove that there are no ghosts in this world, so why should she let me go outside and be punished? This is a rogue style, unreasonable! If it weren't for the fact that she's my cousin, I'd have reported her! ”
The little imp said, again with a look of disbelief.
"And then? Why are you coming to me? "After thinking about it, I asked.
"Listen to me, after I finished saying this, my woman got angry, saying that what you said is unreasonable, the teacher said that there are no ghosts in the world, she can't prove it, you say that there are ghosts in the world, how can you prove it? Have you ever seen a ghost? As soon as she said this, I was so angry at the time, I said in my heart, this woman who eats inside and outside is really unwanted, but calm down and think about it, what she said is not unreasonable, yes, the teacher has never seen a ghost, and I have never seen a ghost! As a man, I felt that I should ask for an explanation for myself, so I joined forces with my brothers and sisters to make trouble with my sister and asked her to bring me here! Anyway, this is our home place, how to toss and how to toss love, if I can't see a ghost today, I won't leave! ”
The kid said, hugging his shoulders and putting on a very resolute attitude, I squinted at him and smiled: "Together, you are the one behind the scenes."
"I can't say that, I also went to them when I was desperate, they all studied this thing, one by one, they blew it amazingly, let them really find a decent ghost, but they will only play games with me, what are you pushing plates, peeling apples, cooking noodles, what are these, bluffing children! One by one, they are too unreliable. After the little ghost finished speaking, his mouth was about to reach his ears, and he put his hand on his cheek to the side, and the three of us looked up and down, and suddenly found that this little ghost is really a talent, if he cultivates it well, he will definitely be able to become a great tool in the future.
"Brother Lu Li, you give me a word, are you helping or not helping this favor! Eh, don't refuse, let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart, this is a matter of a man's dignity, and you should understand how important this matter is to me! Eh, put your hands down, I'm not done yet! Before I came, my sister said it, Brother Lu Li, you are a capable person, and you can settle whatever happens, I also read it just now, your methods are indeed different from charlatans, let's put it this way, if you refuse me on the grounds of worrying about my safety, I have no choice, so I can only say that my sister and I are wrong about you! I can't blame others! ”