Fifty-six rose to fame

There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning, the brothers and sons got up early, and since they got the suicide note of the public loss, it was naturally not difficult to crack the mechanism. The two of them walked out of the village under the puzzled eyes of the villagers, the small village was originally very close to Shimen Town, the two brothers rode horses again, and came to the town for a while, only to see people coming and going, so lively. Da Shao and Bu Facai didn't sleep this night, they couldn't help but be a little tired, and they wanted to go back to the inn to eat and sleep, but when they got to the door of the store, they looked at it, good guys, three floors inside and three layers outside, more lively than the market, Bu Facai came up to inquire, okay, they are all looking for Da Shao!

It turned out that Niu Erzhu was too accurate in his calculations yesterday, and he had already alarmed the whole city, plus in that village in addition to the wooden people, these ten miles and eight towns had already been carried forward, the villagers didn't know that Dashao shot in the house, they heard the old man's house loud noise, there was no one who didn't know how to pretend to be said that the two of them were gods of heaven and killed the goblins with thunder, and the villagers were all over the clouds, it didn't matter if this spread of the word, Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai became the incarnation of the gods, and people seemed to see the glory of the Buddha and the Jade Emperor on their heads!

Since there are immortals in the town, they can't be missed, and these people all have a pious heart and come to visit the immortals! Niu Erzhu's eyes were sharp, and at a glance he saw that there were people holding pig's heads, some holding incense, and some rich people carrying boxes of gold and silver treasures, just to see him, Da Shao suddenly had a great sense of satisfaction, it seemed that even he thought that his image was extremely tall, and even his hair was shining with gold, and the international friend from India had a fight!

But it's okay, since so many people regard themselves as living immortals, then their own words are the golden rule, which is not much different from the holy decree, and it is just right to use it to carry out the next plan. Niu Erzhu dragged it even more this time, taking square steps, shaking three times, even farting was stunned, looking at that posture, I couldn't wait to drag someone over casually, touch someone's head and call it a ghost!

There are people in the crowd who know Da Shao, as soon as they see him come back, they are immediately excited, and the tide is like squeezing up, although Da Shao is full of joy, but the image of a master outside the world can not be lost, and he hurriedly called Bu Facai to go up and stop him, so many people, can not move the fetal gas of the Niu Da Immortal, ah, no, immortal, it doesn't matter if you admire my old man, but you have to get it one by one, if anyone dares to coax, don't take the fairy as dry food, I will take the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder to split you!

Niu Erzhu was scared and coaxed, so he didn't agree to appease everyone, so he squeezed his eyes at Bu Facai and went straight back to the house. Bu Facai will know, block the door with his body, and he can't put one in, and if he wants to go in, he can also go in, he has to show sincerity, what is sincerity? Bu Fa Cai, righteous and strict education of these ordinary people, you have to get married, to put it bluntly, you have to pay money!

Everyone has long been convinced, at this time, don't say ask for money, give your life, let alone this little request? Bu Facai is like a protector god, according to the level of the fairy fate, that is, how much money is given, arrange these people to go in, although it is a bit like watching the door, but the three rats don't think so, I heard that there is a thing called a zoo in foreign countries, which are full of monkeys and tigers, and there are people selling tickets at the door, and you spend money to go in to see, Bu Facai thinks that he is about the same, of course, you have to talk about the Chinese example, and our Chinese brothels are not like this?

Press the old bustard Bu Facai and don't mention it, just say that he will pick up guests inside, Ah No, Niu Erzhu, who received believers, heh, this time Niu Erzhu's spectrum is big, even the Jade Emperor is not as good as him, leaning on the chair, and not even lifting his eyelids. The people who came in were all bowing three times and nine bows, more affectionate than their own mothers and sons, saying good things for a car, and finally getting to the point - I have been kowtowing for a long time, you should always show me a clear way, right?

The so-called bright road refers to how to get rich, promoted or get beauties, this is the old routine in the world, Niu Erzhu naturally understands. Da Shao was very neat, plus when he first learned art, he also learned how to deceive people with clichés on the rivers and lakes, you don't look at his other skills, this set of kung fu is perfect, ten charlatans are not his opponents, fooling these townspeople is naturally not a problem, at the moment three down five divided by two, send this group of people away, these people actually didn't hear any useful words, but they still admired the five-body throw, I can't wait to call Niu Erzhu my father?? Ghost Silent 56

But no matter how you send it, the last sentence is the point, or you commit a villain, or someone is blocking your wealth, or someone is fighting with you, and you must find this person before you can soar. Who is this person? Niu Erzhu is such a big immortal, of course he won't tell you too clearly, but this person's physiognomy can still tell you about life: "Sixty or seventy years old, lean and thin, a little old man!" Just look for it all over the streets!

This is Niu Erzhu's strategy, of course he can't find the bad old man alone, but with so many people looking for it, where can he not find it? Niu Erzhu just wants the old man to arouse the anger of the people, everyone shouts and beats, and he doesn't even dare to close his eyes in a dream! Although this trick has damaged a little, there is no way to do it, who told you to play hide and seek? Isn't it just the end of sending things shyly?

This time it's terrible, Niu Erzhu has been busy for a day, and he doesn't even have time to eat and pee, and he received more than a hundred people at once, Da Shao is even hungry and suffocated, and his face is green, but he doesn't dare to say it clearly, who has ever seen a fairy still bring a meal to pee? This is also the benefit of pretending to be a ghost. Finally, when it got dark, everyone dispersed, Niu Erzhu's whole child collapsed, the wind was hot and went straight to the toilet, came back and ate something, and then threw himself on the bed, unable to even move!

Niu Erzhu thought that he could rest for a good night, but who knew that not long after lying down, people outside were shouting horses, and it was very lively. Niu Erzhu has been a living immortal since he has a good temper, and he immediately became unwilling, pushing open the door and scolding the street, but as soon as he opened the door, he immediately changed his face, not that he held the noble status of a fairy, but that he couldn't afford to provoke people from outside!

These people outside are not very noble, but there are many people, a rough estimate, there must be thirty or forty, and they are all big men, with a plate belt in their waists, with a guy on their bodies, they are not good at a glance, and the leader is a big man, as soon as he saw Niu Erzhu come out, he walked over, bent his waist, clenched his fists with both hands, and his attitude was very respectful: "You are a living immortal?" My master has some mundane things that need to trouble your old man, please come with me! ”

As soon as he walked like this, as soon as he spoke, Niu Erzhu could see that this was not an ordinary person, but a soldier, this soldier walked differently, he raised his head and chest at any time, and looked like he was going to walk right, and this soldier also had characteristics when he spoke, and he was "go with me or something" at every turn. Who would dare to talk like this and come with you? Why? Niu Erzhu was shocked, it's not good, isn't it that he has exposed some horses, are these people here to arrest him? ――by:87942204368064376|424――>