Chapter 375: Where's the Daddy!?
I walked up to Xiao Wu, and then I was stunned - this is not ghost milk, this is blood!
I hurriedly carried the bottle back and said seriously, "Don't get the blood in." It's disgusting. I said, why are you ...... all of a sudden? Suddenly bleeding? ”
"Just rub it......" Xiao Wu muttered, and then continued to watch TV. I said helplessly: "Look, you usually treat it as a treasure handover, so it stands to reason that it has to be emptied every day?" Otherwise, it's not good for your health, I'm for your good, and I'll collect it in a bottle every day in the future. ”
Xiao Wu looked at me, and she blinked her huge black eyes curiously: "What are you doing in the bottle?" ”
"Give me a glimpse of the money!" I said earnestly, "I'll feed you and live for you, so what's wrong with you giving me something you don't need?" ”
Listened to me. Xiao Wu didn't say anything, just watched TV. I know this is very easy to deceive, Hua wants to fool dozens of people behind, and she will definitely give me ghost milk worth five yuan per mouthful.
I rejoiced in my heart, and soon fell asleep comfortably as I lay down on the gang. By the time I woke up the next morning to the alarm clock, there was already a bottle of mineral water filled with ghost milk on the table. I whistled comfortably, put away my ghost milk and peachwood sword, and went out.
Ghost milk is a valuable thing. Naturally, I was reluctant to drink it, so I randomly found a noodle stall for breakfast, ate a bowl of vermicelli, and then happily went to school.
During class, my eyelids were crossed, and I was fighting. I finally got through to the end of class, and Zhou Tianwen sent a text message, saying that his subordinates were already waiting for me at the school gate. I thought that the money was coming, and I immediately rushed to the school gate excitedly. Yesterday, the woman was already waiting at the school gate, holding the cardboard box in her hand. I knew it had to be ghost food.
The woman handed me the carton and said, "I heard from the boss that you have ghost milk, I'll buy it." ”
I happily took out the mineral water bottle and said seriously: "Two hundred milli mouths, pay a thousand yuan." This ghost food is three hundred, you can give me seven hundred. ”
The woman took the mineral water bottle, she opened the cap and sniffed it, then nodded: "It's ghost milk, this will give you money." ”
She took out five hundred yuan from her pocket and gave it to me, and I was stunned when I handed it over: "No, you should give me seven hundred." ”
"You are a profiteering...... the woman said seriously, "handing over the son to get this amount of money is already an absolute profiteering, similar to the lottery." The boss said that according to the law, you are subject to accidental income tax. Twenty percent tax is due. As a Chinese citizen, tax evasion is not allowed. And you are still a student, and you definitely don't know how to pay taxes, so our office will help you pay taxes for this two hundred yuan. ”
I grabbed the mineral water bottle and said with a smile: "Then do you bosses know that honesty and trustworthiness are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, and they cheated me for 200 yuan, right?" Look down on me and deliberately want to me, right? I'm also a college student, and I never knew that the law says that you have to pay taxes on ghosts. It was already very clear at the beginning. Crack down on the ghosts, snakes, and gods of the cow, and not engage in feudal superstition. The tax on selling ghost milk is not in accordance with the law at all, and there is no need to pay taxes. ”
The woman looked at me in surprise, and she said, "Our boss has a very high opinion of you, and you look very similar to the boss, how are you like, are you interested in working in our firm?" ”
"It's a pit man, right?" I said without mercy.
The woman smiled, and didn't mind what I said, she explained: "You can be said to have been dealing with ghosts for a long time, this yang qi is weak, and the yin qi is very strong, you can help the firm do a lot of things, and the salary we give you will not be low." ”
"I'm not interested in any of this, Hua wants to live in peace...... "I said seriously, don't tear the subject, give me seven hundred yuan." ”
The woman shook her hair and said arrogantly: "The boss said, you Huaneng contacted our office, if we don't accept it, your ghost milk won't be able to sell it at all." Love to sell or not to sell, not to sell to pull down. ”
I was immediately stunned when I heard it, Hua Hao carried 500 yuan, and said quietly, you are ruthless.
The woman giggled, and she handed me a business card: "If you want to sell something in the future, call me." I told you to pay the price, and I also know something about the Chinese ghost around you. The ghost milk pays five yuan, and it is necessary to pay taxes, we are citizens who bite the law, and we can't be ambiguous! For hair, 500 yuan for the roots and 2,000 yuan for the nails. But I advise you not to fight these two things, the hair and nails of the ghosts are related to their yin qi, and if they are missing, they will be greatly damaged. You may think it's okay to have a hair, but the female ghost is also very painful. There is also something to sell, that is, her spit, which is twenty yuan for a mouthful. ”
I shook my head and said, "Let's just sell ghost milk, she's very opposed to carrying her own things to sell." It's not easy to fool the ghost milk, and the spit people don't dare to hope for it at all. ”
The woman smiled, then stopped the tricycle and left. I looked at the business card curiously and was dumbfounded.
Deputy Manager, Personnel Manager, Logistics Manager, Finance Manager, Affairs Assistant: Wang Mingyi. Phone Number: 158585XXXXX......
Feelings, this Wang Mingyi is a super handyman under Zhou Tianwen, I dare to guarantee that this Zhou Tianshi Office is absolutely more than two people, otherwise Wang Mingyi will not throw an olive branch to me here!
Fortunately, I didn't agree, otherwise I would have to die of exhaustion.
I took the money, and at this time I felt sleepy, so I randomly found an empty classroom that was not in class, and lay down on the desk and fell asleep......
I had slept for more than an hour in the early hours of the morning, so I woke up at two o'clock this time. I woke up hungry and decided to get something to eat.
I sat down at a restaurant near the school, after all, I had the money now, so I had the luxury of handing over a poached pork slice and a bowl of white rice.
I was eating, and suddenly someone called me. I picked up my phone and looked at it, and found that it was Zhang Li calling. I hurriedly picked up the phone and asked Zhang Li what was going on.
"Li He, save my ......"
Zhang Li's voice sounded very urgent, and I was a little nervous and asked her what was going on.
"I'm in the dorm, this ......"
At this time, the voice on the mobile phone was already a little inaudible, and the sound gradually disappeared. Could it be that Zhang Li encountered something in the dormitory?
Where can I still eat, so I hurriedly paid and ran towards Zhang Li's dormitory. I said before that we are a pheasant university here, and the dormitory management is not very strict, and the aunt asked me what I was doing, and I said that my girlfriend was sick, and I would send her some money.
My aunt didn't stop me, I knew that Zhang Li's dormitory was 407, so I hurriedly ran upstairs.
It was afternoon and there weren't many people in the dorm, so I rushed to the fourth floor and stopped.
Wrong......
This is already a little wrong on the fourth floor......
Because the corridors here are very quiet, although there are not many people in the dormitory in the afternoon, it will not be so quiet. When I passed by the third floor just now, it was quite noisy in the dormitory, but when I got to the corridor on the fourth floor, I couldn't hear the slightest sound.
There's dirt.
I gritted my teeth and continued to walk towards 407, the peachwood sword was in my bag, if there was really a ghost, I would be the one who could help Zhang Li now.
"Uh......h Scold...... Woo...... Heh......"
At this time, the ghost laughter came to my ears, and the ghost laughed like the female ghost teacher laughed. I knew I couldn't delay any longer, so I hurried towards 407.
When I came to the door of 407, the door here was closed, and I quickly patted the door: "Zhang Li, I'm here, you come out quickly." ”
"Oh...... I'm coming......"
To my surprise, Zhang Li's voice inside sounded a little calm, she came over and opened the door, and smiled at me: "You're here, it's okay, thank you." ”
But my heart sank, and I didn't let go of it at all......
Zhang Lishi's time...... Growing taller?
I subconsciously glanced at her feet, which were exaggerated on tiptoe...... R832