Chapter 7 Fancy Tai Chi

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Xu Fei rode a horse and looked to the north, the historical Han Gaozu, Liu Bang, the chief of the Surabaya Pavilion at this time, was in Pei County.

"Liu Bang is a person with a thick face and a black heart, so he can take advantage of it. I won't be able to eat today, so I'll go around! “

The city gate of Pei County was very dilapidated, and the group slowly entered the city, and Lu Gong first went to find a place to live and settle down, and invited Xu Fei and the others to go to him to settle down, rest for a few days, and set off for Yandi.

Yi Xiaochuan originally wanted to go earlier, but when he walked to Pei County, he was attracted by the famous dog meat in Pei County, and his mind of rushing was also left behind.

"Lao Xu, how about we go and taste the famous Peixian dog meat in the future?" Yi Xiaochuan breathed in the aroma of dog meat that did not exist in the air with an intoxicated face, as if he was eating.

Xu Fei was also defeated by Yi Xiaochuan's character, nodded, put the horse away, and went with Yi Xiaochuan to find the most primitive Peixian dog meat.

"Two guest officers, your meat is here, please use it slowly." Fan Xu brought a pot of fragrant meat.

"Then I'll go." Yi Xiaochuan couldn't wait to take the chopsticks, pick up a piece of meat, and put it in his mouth, the meat was really delicious, the sauce was delicious, although there were many fewer condiments than later generations, but it was also extremely delicious in this Qin Dynasty.

Xu Fei didn't move his chopsticks, although he looked at the table, his mind kept looking at a sloppy person at the back door, Liu Bang!

This Liu Bang and Fan Hao have always been friends, in the original book, Yi Xiaochuan ordered dog meat, and before he ate a few pieces, Liu Bang pretended to be an acquaintance, took every piece of dog meat and licked it, making people unable to eat it, disgusting After leaving others, he packed the dog meat and took it home to eat it slowly.

What made Xu Fei speechless the most was that after Yi Xiaochuan learned that he was Liu Bang, he ignored his previous suspicions, and even helped him pursue Lu Pheasant.

You know, he just became a brother with Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and now he is married to Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty? It sounds very powerful, very good, and the two kings in history are his eldest brothers. But the problem is that in the future, Liu Bang will win the world and will kill Xiang Yu in Wujiang.

What kind of behavior is this? It's equivalent to knowing that your brother is destined to die, and you still call him a brother and brother to the enemy who killed him, what's the difference between you and the anti-bone boy?

Of course, at this time, Yi Xiaochuan didn't know that he couldn't go back, he just thought it was a trip spanning thousands of years, and didn't think too much. But later his performance was similar to Xu Fei's evaluation of him.

Liu Bang tiptoed to Yi Xiaochuan's side, and when he saw that neither of them noticed, he decided to come and do a vote, for the sake of the oil and water in his stomach in the past two days, this time he would lick two more pieces of meat.

Fan Hao saw Liu Bang and knew what he was going to do, so he gave him a look, meaning not to go too far, but he didn't stop it, in his opinion, two outsiders, bullying is bullying, what else can be done?

Unexpectedly, this scene was seen by Xu Fei.

watched Han Gaozu Liu Bang tiptoe behind Xiaochuan and patted Yi Xiaochuan's left. When Yi Xiaochuan looked to the left, he sat on his right hand, which was opposite Xu Fei.

Yi Xiaochuan, who didn't see anyone on the left, also turned his head to look to the right, before he could see the person clearly.

Liu Bang slapped Xiaochuan's hand holding the dog meat, and after slapping the dog meat in his hand, he grabbed it and said sharply: "Brother, I can be regarded as arresting you, where are you going this time?" “

Yi Xiaochuan looked confused, who is this person? Did he recognize me? I'm a wanted criminal. Thinking about it, he looked at Xu Fei and wanted him to help him get out.

Xu Fei didn't bother to wait for Liu Bang to perform, so he slapped the table and said, "Who are you?" Still not letting go? “

This slap also knocked the wine on the table to the ground, startling Liu Bang and Yi Xiaochuan.

Yi Xiaochuan felt bitter in his heart, I asked you to help, you made such a big fuss, if you really recognized me, why did you run away.

Liu Bang let go, he also saw that this person was a hard stubble, and the trick of pretending to be a friend to cheat on food and drink in the past must not be useful, so he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, two, I recognized the wrong person." As he spoke, he stood up and prepared to leave the table.

Let him just leave, how can Xu Fei trick him? So before Yi Xiaochuan could rejoice, Xu Fei said again: "Since that's the case, let's sit down and eat together, anyway, we can't finish eating so much." “

"Okay, okay, come on, I'll pour wine for the two of you." Liu Bang said that he was about to pick up the wine jug that had fallen on the ground, ready to borrow wine to set up a relationship.

Yi Xiaochuan didn't have the heart to drink, and hurriedly said: "Alas, if you want to drink, you can drink, we are just ordering a pot." “

When Liu Bang heard this, he was not polite, he directly put down the wine jug and went straight to the point: "Then brother, I'll eat something first." “

Pick up the dog meat in the bowl, lick each piece, take a bite, and rummage through the bowl again. The sticky greasy hands made him and Yi Xiaochuan feel nauseous.

"Is it so easy to cheat and cheat?" Xu Fei sneered in his heart.

The telekinesis was activated, and I saw Liu Bang, who was holding a piece of dog meat and licking it, but somehow ate the dog meat, as soon as the dog meat entered his mouth, Liu Bang thought that it was better to eat a piece first, but before he could bite his teeth, the meat slid down his throat.

The dog meat is not big or small, but there is a brittle bone, which is stuck in the throat, which makes Liu Bang have tears and snot for a while.

"Vomiting...... "Liu Bang made a vague cry for help in his mouth, waving his hands around, trying to catch Xu Fei and Yi Xiaochuan and let them save him.

Xu Fei had already been prepared, and as soon as his legs were forced, he stood up and dodged Liu Bang's hands. Yi Xiaochuan was not so lucky, he was dressed in hemp gray clothes, and was tightly held by Liu Bang's hand, and for a while, all the grease on his hands was wiped clean on Yi Xiaochuan's body.

"Boss, what do you think is wrong with this person, boss?" Yi Xiaochuan shouted hurriedly.

Fan Hao didn't pay attention, but when he heard Xiaochuan's cry for help, he turned his head and saw Liu Bang, whose face was flushed.

"Looks like he's choking on meat." Fan Hao has been doing this business for so many years, what situation has he not encountered? I saw him raise his hand, and slapped it heavily on Liu Bang's back, trying to shake out the things in his throat.

Xu Fei laughed on the side and said nothing, the dog meat controlled by telekinesis can be handled by you as a butcher?

"Snap" a palm, Liu Bang's already red face turned a little white, how could his thin body withstand the butcher's palm.

Fan Hao didn't come out yet, and it was another palm.

"Smack" "Smack"

Not out yet?

"Pap, pa" Fan Xu also had no choice, palm after palm. He didn't dare to take his time anymore, Liu Bang, who was choking, was not far from death without coughing up the meat in his throat.

Yi Xiaochuan couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Fan Xu: "Why don't you try to hit him in the stomach?" Maybe I'll spit it out. “

"Okay, I'll try." Fan Hao straightened Liu Bang and punched him in the stomach.

Xu Fei finished laughing, and was ready to let Liu Bang go, so this punch worked very well, only to see Liu Bang "vomit" and spit out the piece of dog meat and the inventory in his stomach.

For a while, the sour smell of stomach acid and digestive matter filled the dog meat shop.

"Xiaochuan, let's go, this smell is too bad." Xu Fei beckoned Yi Xiaochuan to leave.

Before leaving, he couldn't help but be happy when he saw Liu Bang panting half-dead on the ground, Xu Fei observed that the butcher Fan Xu's palms knocked Liu Bang's spine crooked, and when Liu Bang recovered, he probably had to walk with his head down and hunched back.

What should people call him in the future? Hunchback Surabaya Pavilion Chief Liu Bang? Surabaya Pavilion long hunchbacked Liu Bang? It's kind of funny to think about.

Xu Fei, who walked to the end of the street, remembered that Fan Xu acquiesced to Liu Bang's bad behavior just now, so he controlled the dog cage closed in Fan Xu's shop, and for a while the dogs ran out, making Fan Xu, who was helping Liu Bang to rest, suffer heavy losses.

At night, Yi Xiaochuan, who finally found that his mobile phone was out of battery, asked Xu Fei for help.

"Lao Xu, do you have a charger?" Yi Xiaochuan walked in with his mobile phone.

Xu Fei, who was about to fall asleep, sat up and scolded with hatred: "What? Your broken phone is out of battery before you want to find a charger? Also, in the Qin Dynasty, you will charge me and see? “

Yi Xiaochuan sneered and said flatteringly: "Don't you also have solar charging panels?" Lend me your charger! “

Looking at the 6S next to the pillow, Xu Fei said helplessly: "You can't use my charger." “

As he spoke, Xu Fei took out his own solar charging panel and data cable.

"Alas, why didn't I find out before, your charging cable is different from mine, why don't you lend me your phone to play?" Looking at the flat charging head, Yi Xiaochuan could only give up.

"Let's figure it out for yourself, why don't you just make a hand-cranked generator and connect two copper wires at the charging port?"

Since Yi Xiaochuan can make it in the original book, then this time it will definitely be possible.

"It's light, where can I find something?" Yi Xiaochuan was a little reluctant, in his opinion, someone with him must be better than his own half-level.

Unfortunately, to his disappointment, Xu Fei didn't agree to his request at all, and kicked him out of the room to figure out his own way.

Early the next morning. Lu Su and Lu Pheasant were talking in the courtyard, admiring the morning scene and removing the shadow in their hearts that had been robbed the day before.

In the pavilion of the Lu family, Xu Fei, who had already been prepared, picked an angle with his back to Lu Su and started his morning exercise.

I saw Xu Fei posing for the Tai Chi routine played by the elderly in the park, with palm traction and steady footwork, but he looked powerless.

"Hehe, look at my big move!"

Mental power shrouded him, controlling the fallen leaves and stumps in the pavilion to move with his movements, and also brought out gusts of wind.

Xu Fei made a move to divide the mane of the wild horse, and his telekinesis controlled the fallen leaves and branches to simulate a wave of qi, holding his hands together, and letting the fallen leaves turn into balls and levitate between his hands.

After this set of Tai Chi boxing, which was just similar to the skin, a Tai Chi diagram composed of dead leaves and stumps appeared around Xu Fei.

Xu Fei, who was tall, stood in the center, looking so handsome and handsome.

In terms of pretending ratio, he can throw off Yi Xiaochuan ten streets!

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