Chapter Twenty-Eight (II) The Magician's Magazine
Du Wujiang said that Tie Xintong had won, but in fact he was still a little unwilling, and when it seemed that Tie Xintong relaxed his vigilance, he made a lightning shot again, and directly made a killing move, but he didn't expect Tie Xintong to avoid it at all, and met his fist with his head held high and smiled.
Du Wujiang in his hand was stunned for a moment, thinking that this guy has a problem with his brain, right? Immediately closed the momentum, but it was too late, although the fist collected fifty percent of the force, but the remaining fifty percent still hit Tie Xintong's chest firmly, opening it and sliding backwards for four or five meters.
"Hey, are you alright?" Du Wujiang was dumbfounded, and he didn't know why he didn't hide.
Tie Xintong touched his chest, coughed constantly, and then took out a steel plate printed with Du Wujiang's fist seal from his chest, pointed to the steel plate and said, "You are really a killer!" If I hadn't used a steel plate, I would have been beaten to death by you with a punch, okay, it's been a week, you've been jumping and jumping I've used at least a thousand moves, you lost, you don't allow Lai Pi, are you comfortable with this punch? β
Du Wujiang looked at his fist and then at Tie Xintong, as if he understood. Tie Xintong didn't completely avoid him when he ran around this Thursday, just to tell him a truth: the remaining dozens of people scattered and ran, and if you chase it all your life, you may not be able to kill it, even if you kill it all, what's the point? The old site was not destroyed, and the three dead disciples could not be resurrected, and their murderers had already been stabbed.
"I see." Du Wujiang nodded and let go of his fist, "I lost." β
"You know a chicken feather!" Tie Xintong stepped forward, spread his hands and said, "I've been running for a week, I'm fucking tired, give me money!" β
"Money? Why? Du Wujiang looked at Tie Xintong honestly.
"Hey, don't you give money to save people's lives? Those people ran away, I can only ask you for this murderer, 100,000 yuan per person, if you don't give it to me, I will go around publicizing that you, the master of the broken golden gate, used the obscene trick of self-created 'broken golden chrysanthemum flower burst' to kill people, and everyone bled to death. Tie Xintong said very seriously.
"Oh-" Du Wujiang nodded, touched his whole body, and gave the remaining three hundred and sixty-five yuan to Tie Xintong, and then was forced by Tie Xintong to write an IOU and follow him around.
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"Gone?" Tang Shuxing looked at Gu Huaiyi dumbfounded, thinking that his master and Du Wujiang had a big battle.
"It's gone. That's what the rumors are. Gu Huaiyi, on the contrary, looked at Tang Shuxing very strangely.
"Oh." Tang Shuxing nodded, thinking, it seems that I was too deeply affected by that old guy in prison, and now my actions and thoughts are too similar to him, no, I can't be infected by that old neuropathy, I have to be normal.
Tang Shuxing coughed, straightened his waist and sat down, and asked again: "What's the matter with that Ma Beichen?" β
"The Iron Clothes Gate has long disappeared, it should be said that it disappeared from the mainland, and then continued in Taiwan, but they belong to the Maoshan faction, mainly exorcism, but the most important thing is that they have a legend in the door that can break the will of heaven, called "The Book of Iron Clothes", which can approve the fate of your life very accurately, but this book has long been lost." Gu Huaiyi shook his head and said, "However, according to the rumors in the rivers and lakes, as well as some magazines and pseudo-autobiographies, Tie Xintong met Ma Beichen by chance when he was traveling in Taiwan with Du Wujiang, and then the three of them killed people and burned yellow paper and became brothers with different surnames. β
"Gone again?" Tang Shuxing looked at Gu Huaiyi, blinked his eyes, then grabbed the water cup and took a sip of water, wiped the corners of his mouth and asked, "What did you just say about the magazine and autobiography?" β
"Oh! It's this ......" Gu Huaiyi took out a thick magazine from the cushion below the **, then tore the film on the surface of the magazine, spit on it and wiped it for a long time, and then handed it to Tang Shuxing and said, "This magazine is the gossip magazine "Blind Date and Love", which has been circulated in Southeast Asia for a long time and has been sold out every time since its inception. β
Ji Kefeng and Ami had always been able to hear it, and at this time, Gu Huaiyi took out some magician gossip magazine, and they were all taken aback, and they gathered around to watch. Tang Shuxian looked at the saliva that had not yet been wiped clean on the magazine, signaled Gu Huaiyi to put it down, and after putting it on the floor, he came closer to look at it, and looked at the torn cover film, sure enough, there were four gilded characters hanging in Chinese traditional Chinese - love each other.
Subsequently, the pages in the magazine that Gu Huaiyi wiped with saliva gradually changed, becoming different words with pictures.
"Loving each other?" Tang Shuxing pointed to the magazine and looked at Gu Huaiyi, his eyes full of suspicion.
"Loving each other?" Ji Kefeng used a Mitsubishi bayonet to pick up the back page, and the place where there was no saliva was still the page of a fashion magazine, introducing all kinds of popular clothing and all kinds of luxury accessories.
"Why is it called that?" Ami was not too dirty, so he directly picked up the magazine and put it in his hand to look up and down.
"Because the founder of the magazine felt that there were fewer and fewer magicians in the world, he hoped that everyone could unite, no longer fight among themselves, pray for world peace, and also included the concept of environmental protection, the purpose of which is that magicians should love the earth that everyone has a common home." Gu Huaiyi said seriously, "I agree with the concept of this magazine. β
Tang Shuxing swallowed his saliva, pointed to the magazine and said, "Just run a magazine for the magician to return his mother's founding?" β
"There are people who publish the kind of books that teach you how to buy lottery tickets and get rich, why can't magicians run magazines?" Gu Huaiyi pointed to the magazine and said, "It's okay to teach you some low-level and harmless magic techniques, for example, this issue not only writes about his encounter with Ma Beichen in the tone of Tie Xintong, but also teaches everyone how to use magic to filter the polluted river water, which is very practical and mysterious." β
Eggs! It's written in a magazine, and anyone can see it, and the ghost is mysterious! You're a fan of this magazine, right? Tang Shuxing hurriedly asked: "On which page did Tie Xintong meet Ma Beichen?" Shall I look at that first? β
"Wow, that's so exposed!" Ami frowned, she also wiped the back page with saliva, and then saw the woman in the photo who was scantily dressed, with tattoos on her body, a beautiful face, and a good figure, but there was a string of blisters on the back of her neck.
Tang Shuxing didn't feel dirty when he heard Ami's two "exposures", so he directly snatched them back, looked closer, and then saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, and he sucked it back, reading the following text and said: "The most beautiful magician in China who is most likely to win the championship this year***." Reading this, Tang Shuxing flipped the magazine over and asked Gu Huaiyi, "What do these three snowflake symbols mean?" β
"In order to protect the contestants**, you can only inform them on the day of the start of the competition, so as to avoid other accidents, such as being cursed as a fat person by those female magicians who are worried that their opponents will affect their results, or endocrine disorders and pimples on their faces." Gu Huaiyi pointed at the woman and said, "But this woman is not photogenic, I have seen her once, she is from the Northeast, and the real person is more beautiful than this." β
"The magicians also hold beauty contests, huh?" Ji Kefeng also came closer to take a look, and Ami was startled when he went to see Tang Shuxing, because Tang Shuxing was already demented and full of longing, and nosebleeds also flowed from his nostrils.
"Are you alright?" Ami took out a tissue and handed it to Tang Shuxing, who directly took it in his mouth, smiled stupidly, and said something like "My life is full of hope".
"Second sentence, don't you want to know how Tie Xintong met Ma Beichen?" Gu Huaiyi stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Tang Shuxing's eyes.
Tang Shuxing waved his hand open, his eyes were glazed, and he sucked back his nosebleed and said, "Don't make ...... trouble"
"Don't pay attention to him, he sees a beautiful woman is this virtue, on which page, I'll see." Ji Kefeng was about to flip through the magazine, but Tang Shuxing had already rolled into the corner with the magazine, holding the page stained with Ami's saliva and rubbing it on his face.
"Uh......" Ami frowned, feeling disgusting.
"I still remember what it was." Gu Huaiyi leaned against the sliding door, and was about to speak, when Tang Shuxing suddenly stood up.
After Tang Shuxing stood up, he held the magazine high and shouted loudly: "I, Tang Shuxing, one of the heads of the five yang faction of the corpse craftsman, with the title of Red Man, I am the man who wants to become the king of money, and I am also the emperor who wants to establish his own harem in the new century!" Hahahahaha! β
Gu Huaiyi, Ji Kefeng and Ami looked at him expressionlessly, Ami picked up the ashtray next to him and smashed it, Tang Shuxing fell directly down with the ashtray on his back, still holding the magazine in his hand, muttering with a smile on his face.
Ami shook his head and said to Gu Huaiyi, "Ignore him, you continue." β
"The magazine said that what kind of reporter in front of the front met Tie Xintong by chance, and Tie Xintong told it personally...... "Gu Huaiyi told the story of how Tie Xintong met Ma Beichen and how he turned enemies into friends.
"Hey, turning enemies into friends again?" Tang Shuxing wriggled like a worm, "Isn't the story too old-fashioned?" β
Ami pointed the pistol at Tang Shuxing, Tang Shuxing's face immediately changed, and he said seriously: "Mr. Gu, please continue, I have no problem." β
When Gu Huaiyi was about to speak, he suddenly stood up and directly threw down Ji Kefeng and Ami who were next to him, Tang Shuxing saw this and immediately dodged to the side, pulled out the dragon blade in his pocket, and just held the dragon blade tightly, the wooden pillars and sliding doors outside the eaves of the corridor were shattered by countless bullets, and in an instant, the entire eaves collapsed, and half of the wooden house was directly tilted to the side of the courtyard.
"Let's go!" Gu Huaiyi pushed Ji Kefeng and Ami, who had already gotten up, in the direction of the wardrobe, where there were their equipment and other things, and Tang Shuxing rolled to Gu Huaiyi's side, staring at the outside from the cracks in the ruins of the wooden house, I don't know who was attacking them, and they were using silencer weapons, the number of people was at least twenty or more, otherwise it would be impossible to concentrate such powerful firepower with only an assault rifle with a silencer.
No movement! The four of them slowly moved behind the rubble, and they didn't hear the sound of continued attacks except for the screams and cries of the hotel staff and other guests, was this just a warning?
"Shhh
Gu Huaiyi's eyes swept over those wearing steel helmets, and the steel helmets had eye-catching cockades hanging from themβtwo things that looked like spears and ears of wheat in the white circle, crossed together, and in the middle was a frangipani.
"It's Vientiane Reading Force!" Without waiting for Gu Huaiyi to speak, Ji Kefeng preemptively said it, "It is the garrison of the Lao capital stationed in Vientiane, which is a kind of special forces, the elite of the Lao Army, they have sent representatives to communicate and learn with us before, and they are definitely not a rabble." β
Of course, Ami also knew, tightened the gun in his hand, shook his head, and said, "But they don't seem to be planning to kill us?" Otherwise, it would not have been possible to carry out an attack in this way. β
"Maybe it wasn't an attack?" Gu Huaiyi looked behind Ji Kefeng and the others at this time, and Tang Shuxing also turned around in an instant, looking at Zhan Tianya, who was standing in the corridor behind them, also wearing a Lao army uniform, with only one hand and the other sleeve hanging there.
"** egg, I know!" Tang Shuxing closed his eyes and turned his head back, "It's over, I'm being targeted by this bastard again, this time I'm dead, it's just a ghost!" β
Zhan Tianya was followed by a Laotian soldier, who was holding a Russian-made AK101 assault rifle diagonally, his eyes staring straight ahead, motionless like a statue, until Zhan Tianya reached out, and then untied the bag from his waist and handed it over.
Zhan Tianya took the bag and threw it in front of them, and after the bag hit the ground, four pairs of handcuffs slipped out of it, and then Zhan Tianya turned to the side, smoked a cigarette, and slowly lit it, and the soldier immediately turned his back to them.
Ji Kefeng looked in the direction of the gate again, and the soldiers there also turned neatly to face the gate after evacuating the last person, holding the assault rifle in his hand diagonally.
"Come on, come on!" Tang Shuxing himself handcuffed himself, and motioned for others to do the same.
After Ji Kefeng and Gu Huaiyi put themselves on it, Ami looked at them in wonder and asked, "Why?" β
"Don't worry, if he wants to kill us, he will do it a long time ago." Gu Huaiyi smiled, Tang Shuxing also nodded, and then Ami looked at Ji Kefeng, Ji Kefeng also sighed and nodded helplessly.
Ami put himself on the handcuffs, and then the four of them slowly got up, Tang Shuxing raised his hands and shouted at Zhan Tianya: "Oops, I can't control myself from putting on the handcuffs when I see them, you are really wise and martial, we surrender!" β
Zhan Tianya didn't look at them, just gestured, and then the soldiers at the door stepped forward, stood beside each of them in pairs, put black cloth hoods on them, and then escorted them out. (To be continued.) )