Sixty-nine seniors' homes.

under the light.

The senior's meticulous threading of the needle.

If you want to ask the senior, what are you doing?

The senior is studying the "Sunflower Treasure Book". Yes, the six or nine seniors make a good embroidery needle.

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Buzzing, a male mosquito buzzed above the senior, "brushing" Liujiu pinched a thin embroidery needle, and his fingertips were filled with spiritual power. Captured, six nine caught male mosquitoes on the flight path. Two fingers together, the embroidery needle between the two fingers trembled, and under the light, the embroidery needle shone with a really cold halo.

"I shoot—"

Sixty-nine seniors accurately shoot out embroidery needles.

The embroidery needle ran straight through the body of the flying male mosquito and nailed it to the wall.

"Applause, applause."

Senior Sister Jingyue clapped her hands.

"Oh, it's my sister. Jingyue, is it beautiful to play with the embroidery needle for your brother? ”

"It's a pity it's a man."

Jingyue said jokingly. Why is my brother able to use two amazing embroidery needles, isn't needlework a girl's patent? The world is unreal. As the younger sister of the senior, Jingyue herself doesn't have the talent of her Ernie sauce, and her sewing skills are completely wooden. It's not fair.,There's wood.,The functions of men and girls are completely reversed.。 Of course, the corrupt beautiful girl Shizuki won't care about this. Shizuki was busy elevating her status in the Corrupt Pretty Girl Alliance, "I'm a corrupt beautiful girl who wants to be a high-ranking cadre. The girl swore an oath. By the way, transform her Ernie sauce into a.

When it comes to, it's a thick line. A zombie man appeared quietly. Yes, this zombie man is none other than the demon contract man of the sixty-nine seniors.

"Master, I'm back on a blind date."

The zombie man is slightly frustrated.

The blind date event should not be very successful, after all, it was the zombie girl who met him, not the. It would be strange if the zombie man was happy.

"Kiki, don't worry. There will be angels who fall in love with you, of course, male angels. ”

Jingyue comforted the zombie man and said. Kiki, the new name that Shizuki gave to the zombie man. The latter is not annoying, and is deeply proud,, and has a great name. The base is apt and fashionable, the style is the same as the base, and the base is self-evident. "It's really the master's sister.,The legendary corrupt beautiful girl.。 The zombie man has a good impression of the younger sister of the six-nine senior. Opinion is full, MAX.

"Lord Jingyue, I understand."

The zombie man put away his frustration.

"Kiki, is your hometown fun? There was time and opportunity to take me over to play. I'm interested in Kiki's hometown. Are all zombies living there? And Wood has a like you? If so, introduce me to a few, aren't we good friends? "The girl is excited.,Things involve.,The rotten beautiful girl is in a good mood.,Very good.。

"Lord Jingyue, I'm sure you won't look at a zombie man like me with colored eyes, it's too rare for a girl like you to not look at with a worldly eye. You are the light of salvation for my. Looking at you shiningly, I couldn't help but burst into tears, my five senses were named, and tears flowed in my eyes. ”

The zombie man knelt in front of the corrupt beautiful girl, his eyes were pious, as if he was worshipping the corrupt beautiful girl, no, this is the future cadre, the senior cadre in the corrupt beautiful girl alliance.

"Kiki, your encounter with my Ernie sauce is simply a perfect encounter arranged by God."

perfect！

great！！

The encounter between Six-Nine and.

"Oh oh oh, I think so too, Lady Shizuki!!"

zombie man, there are faint tears in the man's eyes. , it's so touching to his mother, why is there such a rotten beautiful girl who understands me. "The existence of the rotten beautiful girl is simply the dawn of the. Lord Jingyue, you have illuminated the way forward for me in the vast dark night. All roads lead to Rome, and there must be a road, I firmly believe in it. ”

zombie guy kisses the back of the rotten beautiful girl's hand.

Corrupt beautiful girl receives the gaze of zombie guy worship.

"I don't know why you're so excited."

Sixty-nine seniors snorted twice out of place. Weak explosion, my sister and my demon mother are simply weak explosion. I don't know what they're secretly cooling, is there anything to open up?

"Ernie sauce, why are you sneering?"

The rotten beautiful girl expressed dissatisfaction.

"Master, are you laughing at my friendship with Lord Jingyue?"

The zombie man also expressed his incomprehension.

"My sister, do you know what the ladder of human progress is? My demon mother, do you know, what is the motivation for the man to move forward? ”

Senior Liujiu threw out two questions, one question was to ask the corrupt beautiful girl, and the other was to ask the zombie man. Two weak females were born. By the way, the zombie man has braids, so the six-nine senior thinks that he is a mother, a mother zombie, and a zombie mother. Again, the 69 seniors judge whether others are male or female, based on the length of the hair, the long hair is all female, and the short rice with hair is all male. Just sauce purple.

"Ernie sauce, I can tell from your haughty tone that you have a very good opinion of me. Don't you look down on rotten beautiful girls? ”

Jingyue protested. The rotten beautiful girl is in a bad mood and super unhappy.

"Master, my body is a man's body, and my soul and my heart are imprinted with the word girl. My slender and sensitive beautiful girl's heart feels your malice. Do you have any opinion on the emerging genre of? ”

The zombie man asked bluntly.

"Huo-"

Sixty-nine seniors stood up.

The tall, thin figure of the senior blocked out the light. The room was much darker for a while.

Sixty-nine stretched out an embroidery needle to the zombie man and the rotten beautiful girl.

"My sister, my demon lady, you haven't answered my question yet. My sister, you come first. Answer me, what is the ladder of human progress? ”

“…… Well, what is the ladder of human progress? ”

Shizuki fell into thought. What's the matter, what's the ladder of human progress? Is it a rotten beautiful girl? Jingyue is also very self-aware, knowing that it is 8 possible, if the corrupt beautiful girls go everywhere, the human race will probably perish, of course, there are fagwits everywhere, and the human race will also be cut off. What exactly is the ladder of human progress? The girl is distressed, the girl is thinking, the girl is meditating, Ding Dong! The girl got the conclusion.

"Dude, I know what the ladder of human progress is!!"

The girl said proudly.

"Oh, Lord Jingyue, tell your master your answer!"

The zombie man said happily.

"Eun, tell me your answer."

Senior Liujiu said expressionlessly.

"Ahem~~ Brother, listen up, the ladder of human progress is to build a foundation!! Engage in base. Do you think, if human beings don't have a foundation, how can they have true love? Only between the man and the man will there be zài true love, zàilove. Brother, you must become a, you must be happy, you must find true love, and you must contribute to the progress of mankind. ”

Proud, proud, the sister of the sixty-nine seniors so eagerly hopes that her Ernie sauce will be a in the next second.

“……”

Senior Sixty-Nine was silent.

I really shouldn't have hope for my sister, my sister's heart has been assimilated to this kind of Cheng dù by the thoughts of the corrupted Sailor Girl Alliance? Liujiu thought helplessly.

"My demon mother, sue me, what is the motivation for the man to move forward?"

Senior Sixty-Nine once again turned his attention to his demon man, pinning his hopes on the zombie man, hoping that he could give a satisfactory answer.

The zombie man's eyes are cold, the braid around his neck is also jet black and shiny, and the gay zombie man with a shiny brain has been brewing for a while, and the inspiration is here, and it is bright!

The zombie man said loudly: "Master, let me solve your doubts, the man's motivation to move forward is to ejaculate all kinds of liquids in his body!" ”

Jingyue covered her face and said shyly: "It's really embarrassing, Kiki, why did you say such things in front of me." Hehehehe, a lot of unclothed men hugged each other and rubbed their bodies against each other, firing some kind of liquid at each other. What a spectacular scene. I want to see it! ”

Sixty-nine senior: "......"

I was stupid and shouldn't have expected two weird creatures in the first place. Liujiu dialed Zhang Xiaoyu's landline.

"Sure enough, the only one who understands me is my good friend Xiaoyu."

Senior Liujiu said lonely.

"Hey, brother, I understand you very well."

"Master, I'm also trying to understand you better!"

The rotten beautiful girl and the zombie man feel ostracized, and they express their disbelief.

"Listen, listen to how my good friend answers the two questions I just asked. You're weak, be quiet, women, shut up! ”

There was undeniable majesty in Senior Liujiu's voice. Yes, the rotten beautiful girl and zombie man choose to be silent. The two of you snorted coldly in your hearts, hehe, we want to hear how your good friend answers your questions.

The call finally came through.

"Is it Brother Liujiu, I'm Zhang Xiaohong."

It was Zhang Xiaohong who answered the phone.

"Oh, it's Little Red Sister. I'm sixty-nine. ”

Senior Liujiu said on the other end of the phone.

"What's the matter, Brother Liujiu, didn't we meet in the school park today?"

Zhang Xiaohong smiled on the phone.

"Sister Xiaohong, is your brother at home?"

Senior Liujiu asked on the other end of the phone.

"Yes, he's on the second floor."

Zhang Xiaohong replied.

"Do you want my brother to answer the phone?"

Zhang Xiaohong asked.

"Is it a man with glasses?"

The person standing next to Zhang Xiaohong is the centaur girl Jesla. Jesla is discussing life philosophy with Zhang Xiaohong. After all, the centaur girl is very melancholy right now.

"It's Brother Sixty-Nine."

Zhang Xiaohong on the other end of the phone nodded at Jesla.

"Brother Liujiu, wait a minute, I'll go upstairs and call my brother down."

Zhang Xiaohong said on the phone.

"Thanks, Sister Red. I have two very important things that Xiaoyu needs to help me solve. ”

"I see."

Zhang Xiaohong put down the microphone.

The person who took the microphone was a centaur lady.

"Moximoxi, is it the man with glasses?"

"Hello, Centaur Girl."

"Glasses, do you have anything to do with my master?"

"Women don't talk too much about things between men."

“……”

The centaur girl on the other end of the phone is Sparta, and the whole centaur girl is not good. What is the matter between men, what is a woman, don't talk too much! Jezra is angry, the great ** is angry, and the consequences are severe.

"Bra man, you're a fool."

The centaur lady yelled on the other end of the phone.

"Centaur girl, why are you so grumpy?"

The senior on the other end of the phone looked calm.

"Brother, brother, who is saying you are stupid, I killed her!!"

Jing Yue, who was sitting next to Senior Liujiu, was very angry. Who, who is not long-eyed, dares to say that my Ernie sauce is stupid, how can she insult my Ernie sauce like this, my Ernie sauce will become a faggot man in the future! Shizuki's anger has overwhelmed the corrupted beautiful girl's sanity.

"Lord Jingyue, be quiet. The host is still on the phone. ”

At the critical moment, it was the zombie man who stopped the corrupt beautiful girl who was raining sanity.

"Centaur girl, can you answer me two questions?"

"Say, bra and glasses man, let me use the wisdom of the centaur mother to help you end the problems you encounter in your life."

The centaur girl on the other end of the phone replied proudly.

"Centaur girl, my first question is: What is the ladder of human progress?"

"Well, let me think about it......"

The centaur lady on the other end of the phone took the microphone to think, think, think, think.

"Jesla, is Sixty-Nine calling me?"

The person who spoke was Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits!

Sister Xiaohong pulled Zhang Xiaoyu down the second floor.

"What do you do when you come down to rice, go up, it's none of your business here."

"Sister Xiaohong, I can't live without Xiaoyu."

"Then die. Jumping off a building or a god is a great god, you choose. ”

"Sister-in-law, why are you so grumpy......"

"Sister Shangguan Xue, put on your clothes well, don't wander around the room wrapped in a bath towel!"

"What a serious sister-in-law. I see. ”

Shangguan Xue said very perfunctorily.

"It's so lively over there."

Jingyue on the other end of the phone said.

"Isn't it, there are so many girls in Lord Guowang's family."

zombie man said.

"Shut up, I'm waiting for Miss Centaur to answer."

Senior Liujiu whispered to the rotten beautiful girl and zombie man.

"Got it, got it. I just don't speak. ”

The rotten beautiful girl said angrily.

"What kind of centaur girl, have you figured out the answer? What is the ladder of human progress? You're a demon lady, and your point of view should be original. I'm optimistic about you, Centaur girl, and say your answer out loud! I was taken aback. ”

“…… This, well, I don't know if my answer will blow your mind. The ladder of human progress is to sacrifice the original resources and overexploit nature to build a more comfortable environment suitable for human survival. While human beings are progressing, they are also obliterating the future, and one day, human beings will self-destruct. ”

“……”

The sixty-nine seniors on the other end of the phone looked sideways.

I can't help but ask, is the centaur girl really a demon girl?

The rotten beautiful girl fagot zombie guy is also silent.

"Am I wrong?"

The centaur on the other end of the phone asked.

"No, I respect you, Centaur girl."

The senior on the other end of the phone said seriously.

"Centaur girl, please give the phone to my friend Xiaoyu. I need Xiaoyu to answer the second question for me, what is the motivation for the man to move forward. ”

"The man's motivation to move forward?"

The centaur mother was stunned for a moment, but still handed the microphone to Zhang Xiaoyu.

"Master, the bra and glasses man Liujiu asked you to answer the phone."

"Okay. I know. ”

On the other end of the phone, Guo Wangyu took the phone.

"Hello, buddy. Have you eaten? ”

"Eaten."

"Have you taken a shower?"

"Not yet."

"Did you brush your teeth?"

"Swiped."

"Ready for tomorrow's year assembly?"

"Ready."

"Hey, Brother Xiaoyu over there, you have to be merciful tomorrow. I don't want to lose too badly. Your little red sister is my opponent. ”

Jing Yue interjected on the other end of the phone.

"Your brother is amazing. You have to believe in Him. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said with a smile on the other end of the phone.

"Good evening, Lord Guowang."

The zombie man said respectfully.

"Hello."

Zhang Xiaoyu replied.

"Xiaoyu, let me ask you, what is the motivation for the man to move forward?"

"Chicken nine minus one."

“……”

“……”

“……”

“……”

Many people on both ends of the phone were silent.

Including six or nine seniors.

Why are there a few? Why is there a few driving forces for the man to move forward? Senior Liujiu couldn't help but think.

It's terrible, Xiaoyu's thinking ability is terrible. Sixty-nine seniors broke out in a cold sweat.

"That, Xiaoyu, can you give me an explanation"

"Explain? Sixty-nine, you've let me down so much. ”

"For Mao?"

"Think about the problem with a few of yours!"

“…… How to use: ”

"Think for yourself."

“……”

“……”

“……”

Not only the six or nine seniors, but the zombie man was also silent. The corrupt beautiful girl was speechless.

"Hey, master, what is the motivation for the man to move forward?"

"Yes!"

"Why?"

"It's all in the words."

“……”

The centaur girl on the other end of the line was also silent.

"Ah, there's a mushy smell coming from the pot!"

It was Sister Xiaohong who spoke up.

"Sixty-nine, appreciate my words well, I'll hang up first. bye。 See you tomorrow. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu hung up the phone.

The senior on the other end of the phone was holding the microphone and was in a daze.

"My demon mother, what are you?"

“…… O master, you. ”

The zombie man doesn't know how to answer the question of six or nine.

The rotten beautiful girl is also stunned. Could it be that the man's motivation to move forward is really the reproductive organ?

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We are looking for the goal of progress in confusion, we are looking for the greasy senior sister in the journey, we have faded away in the youth, we have gained some, we have lost more, we have regretted it, we can only wipe away our tears and move on.

Not everyone is a wounded angel.

Maybe it's Birdman.

Not everyone is a proud son favored by the god of luck.

Maybe it was by the woman of life, and it became a dumpling of life, and the filling was bitter and hard.

Where is life really unusual, where is not to meet, ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like a few handfuls of gentleness...... (To be continued.) )