Chapter 142: On the Road (Part I)
"Lao Liu! How are you? ”
On a very flat asphalt road, Yan Ruyu pushed the car door and jumped down, climbed onto the body of the pickup truck in a panic, and looked at Liu Tianliang with a shriveled face very nervously!
"Fortunately, it was only a bone crack, and there was no fracture......"
Song Mu squatted beside Liu Tianliang and gently put down his legs, clapped his hands and smiled, then turned his head to look at the other two gray-faced men and smiled: "The two of them are fine, they are all skin injuries, and they can escape when they encounter such a big monster, you are really blessed with a great life!" ”
"Ah Zhan, what the hell is that? It's really scary! ”
Zhou Wenqing stood by the car with her feet on her feet full of distress, holding a wet towel in her hand and carefully wiping the blood stains on Guo Zhan's face, and Guo Zhan grinned with painful teeth: "Fuck, that thing is not only outrageously big, but also fucking able to command living corpses, Brother Liu gave it a name called the Corpse King, this time thanks to Brother Liu, if he hadn't desperately rescued me from the Corpse King, my little life would have ended long ago, Brother Liu!" Thank you from the bottom of my heart, brother! ”
"Get out of the way, it's all brothers and you're polite to me......"
Liu Tianliang rolled Guo Zhan's eyes with a smile, took off the backpack on his shoulders a little weakly, handed it to Song Mu and said: "I have picked up a lot of weapons and ammunition, you can check them by the way, and pick out those defective products...... Sister Xiaoyu, hurry up and get your good brother some food, I'm hungry for this exercise! ”
"I'll help you get out of the car, your leg injury is not healed and is not suitable for the wind, just change your dressing by the way......"
Yan Ruyu said and bent down to help Liu Tianliang, Liu Tianliang was like a cripple, very funny crooked and moved out of the car, and as soon as he climbed into the car, he immediately fell crooked in the back seat like mud, waved his hand with a pale face and said: "You serve me, I really don't have the strength, I ...... I seem to be about to collapse soon after I exert too much force, and the corpse king was actually kicked over by me just now, I must have overdrawn my physical strength! ”
"Hmph~ As soon as you encounter serious things, you start to drop the chain, why don't you collapse when you do that? I can toss three or four times a night without thinking about my feelings at all......"
Yan Ruyu glanced at him very angrily, but ushered in Liu Tianliang's hippie smile, his left hand was extremely dishonest and reached into her collar and began to grope, Yan Ruyu slapped his big hand away with disgust, but said worriedly: "Lao Liu, after you get to Baishazhou, I must find an expert for you to take a good look, your body is getting more and more weird, your strength is scary, your appetite is two or three times that of ordinary people, and your hearing, if you don't figure out what's going on, your heart is always bottomless!" ”
"Whatever, it's good if you can't die anyway, I have a way to solve my hearing now, stuffing two cotton balls in my ears is almost like ordinary people's hearing, just take out the cotton when you need it......"
Liu Tianliang waved his hand indifferently, and took out a pinch of new cotton from his pocket and rubbed it into a ball and stuffed it into his ear, Yan Ruyu had to sigh softly when she saw this, and did not refuse in the face of Lao Liu's big hand that reached into her collar again and made a mistake, and was familiar with helping him take off his pants and change gauze, but Lao Liu didn't know what tricks Lu Dao used in her collar, Yan Ruyu began to blush after a while, and the breath in her nose became more and more rapid, and suddenly slapped him and said angrily: "Touch your sister in broad daylight, and pull and pick, When the old lady is a game console! ”
"Hehe~ Isn't it my sister, you are my sister......"
Liu Tianliang's face is full of lewdness. Raising her eyebrows, her big hand that kept making trouble seemed to be sticking to Yan Ruyu's chest, she couldn't push it away if she wanted to, but then her eyes were stunned, and she stared at Liu Tianliang's injured leg and said in shock: "Old Liu, you ...... How did your wound start to heal? Oh my god, it's only been less than two days, how can it get so good? ”
"Huh?"
Liu Tianliang was full of confusion and hooked his head to look at his thigh, only to see that a bloodstained gauze had been untied by Yan Ruyu, but although the penetrated wound had not healed, it had been raised for more than ten days, a thick layer of blood scabs was covered on it, and the erosion was not visible at all!
"Holy! This fast metabolism is really a bit beneficial, even the wound is healed so quickly, no wonder I have been alive all morning, and now I don't even need to wrap gauze......"
Liu Tianliang laughed out loud with surprise, Yan Ruyu was holding the gauze in her hand and was stuck there, but the beautiful willow eyebrows were frowning there tightly for a long time and couldn't think of a reason, so she had to shake her head and say: "Alas~ I hope it's a blessing or a curse!" Okay, stay still, I'll get you something to eat!" ”
"Don't worry, your pants are off, you can blow it for your brother, it's good to blow more of your skills......"
Liu Tianliang dragged Yan Ruyu's head and pressed it on himself, which immediately aroused Yan Ruyu's true anger, slapped him on his injured leg, and scolded angrily: "Fuck off your mother's eggs, dead nymphomaniac!" ”
Yan Ruyu pushed open the door and ran away with an angry face, and didn't even give him food, Liu Tianliang had to awkwardly grab his scalp and rummage for food in the pickup by himself!
"Boss ......"
As soon as Liu Tianliang found two breads and stuffed them into his mouth, he saw Song Mu push open the door and sit in, looked at him without pants funny, and said: "I have checked all the weapons, a total of four eighty-one bar rifles, two 97-1 riot guns, one of which cannot be fired, you have to find materials to repair it, and the remaining dozen pistol varieties are a bit mixed, I picked a few large-caliber pistols with sufficient ammunition to use as our secondary weapons, and the rest will be used by their women for self-defense, but these weapons all have to be oiled, You have to disassemble a BMW as soon as possible to get its oil, otherwise these guns are in danger of exploding! ”
"You are an expert in this regard, you said how to get Ah Zhan to cooperate with you, and also, we are all brothers, don't do it like your superiors and subordinates all day long, and call me Brother Liu like them in the future, do you hear?"
Liu Tianliang rolled his eyes depressedly, and punched Song Mu's hard chest muscles again, who knew that Song Mu actually straightened his waist and replied loudly: "Yes!" Brother Liu! ”
"Holy! You ......"
Liu Tianliang was so angry that he couldn't speak, but he suddenly sniffed, and Ha Lu Ha Da Lu said with a smile: "Amu! Are you a bag actually wearing perfume? Who are you trying to seduce? It can't be that you like Luan Qian, right? As long as you say a word, my brother wants her to go to your bed at night, she is still an original! ”
"Not ......"
Song Mu smiled very embarrassedly, blushed and said: "This is a habit I have left abroad, spraying cologne, mainly foreigners have body odor, so it is always disrespectful to others not to wear perfume, although we don't have body odor, but we are used to spraying according to local customs!" ”
"I said that your kid's vision is really high, although Luan Qian is a little arrogant, but beautiful is not fake, right? Are you really not tempted? If I could be as handsome as you, there would be a group of wives and concubines behind the ass......"
Liu Tianliang looked at Song Mu's standard little white face with jealousy, but Song Mu chuckled and shook his head: "Maybe it's because the woman who can make me tempted hasn't appeared yet, I always feel that there is something wrong with them, and no matter now or in the past, what woman is willing to be a stinky soldier like me?" ”
"Come on! This is your freedom, and I don't worry about you blindly, anyway, you are so handsome that you don't have to worry about finding a wife......"
Liu Tianliang shook his head with a wry smile on his face, then picked up the bread and said: "Go and ask them women to shoot, real guns are different from car dogs, don't let them collapse their own people and be in trouble!" ”
"Good!"
Song Mu nodded without hesitation, stepped out of the car and shouted loudly: "All the combatants gather in front of me......"
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"Brother Liu, let's really not chase Chen Weili and them......"
On the side of a broken high-speed overpass, Guo Zhan pressed the map on the hood with his hand, and looked at Liu Tianliang beside him quite unwillingly, but Liu Tianliang pointed to the map and said: "Chen Weili The road they took has already reached in all directions after passing through the neighboring provinces, and we don't have tracking experts here, so we can't determine which way they went, so we might as well go straight to Huanglong, as long as they have the life to reach Baishazhou, we can also take revenge, if they don't have this blessing, it means that God is not willing to let them go......"
"Fuck, I want to pray for them now......"
Guo Zhan scratched his head in frustration, pointed to the map and asked, "Then let's really get on the highway?" Will there be a lot of living corpses on it? ”
"I discussed this matter carefully with Amu at lunchtime, no matter how many living corpses there are on the highway, it is impossible to be outrageous, the fences on both sides can prevent the living corpses from going up, and there should only be a large number of living corpses in large traffic jams, at that time, we only need to use binoculars to look, far away to choose whether we need to go down......"
Liu Tianliang looked at the map with a calm face, looked at a conspicuous red line on it, and continued: "Although we can only walk up, but no matter the degree of safety and the number of kilometers, it is much better than the other two roads, as long as we bypass the toll station in time, the highway is simply a natural barrier to prevent living corpses......"
"Who said you had to walk? Have you forgotten this thing, Boss Liu......"
A contemptuous voice immediately interrupted Liu Tianliang's words, only to see Yan Ruyu pushing a big red women's bicycle with a proud face, and "jingle bell" rang the bell on the front of the car, and Liu Tianliang immediately patted his head and said depressedly: "Damn, forget the guy who just saved his life, hurry up and find a tricycle, take turns to ride a three-wheeler, we can rest and not stop!" ”
"Hmph~ You just want to pick on ...... old lady"
Yan Ruyu threw the bicycle with an unhappy face, and glanced at Liu Tianliang's face angrily, but Liu Tianliang smiled and said, "Are you still not happy with my daughter-in-law?" I know that the dog bites Lu Dongbin......"