After a month of recuperation in Guam, we approached our boss and arranged for us to return to China.

Originally, we didn't intend to owe Situ this favor, but helplessly, it was easy for us to leave by plane, but my father's remains were still wrapped in a shroud, and that thing could not be consigned back to China casually.

I have to say that Situ's path is really wild enough, I don't know what kind of relationship he used, so he chartered a plane for us, and even brought my father's remains and sent them back to China one by one.

The plane landed at a military airport near Shenyang, and after the plane landed, the blind boss did not mean to go home, but followed me back to the old house of the Yuan family, under the banner of traveling, saying that they wanted to play in Shenyang for a few more days.

But I'm not stupid, I still know that the reason why the blind boss and their votes want to stay in Shenyang is because of me.

They all want to stay and see, can they help my grandfather in the matter of moving the grave, if they can help, it would be the best, if there is no help to help, then it will be a fun, there are more people to watch the excitement, isn't it?

On the second day of settling in Shenyang, the old man Zuo led the way, and the fat uncle followed with a compass, and took us to the suburbs to find a feng shui treasure used as a tomb to move.

According to the old man Zuo, this feng shui treasure was favored by him more than ten years ago, after my grandfather died, if the situation did not allow it, and my father had been unable to find anyone, he would have to come to the door to discuss with me a long time ago, and let me move my grandfather's grave there.

"Is the feng shui of that land really so good?" When I heard that Old Man Zuo was going to help my grandfather move the grave, I asked such a sentence, purely out of curiosity.

"Nonsense." When the old man Zuo talked about this, his face was also full of excitement, and his expression of interest seemed to be eager to change positions with my grandfather and let him lie down in the ground: "That place was run by Lao Tzu in a relationship, if it weren't for my quick hands and feet and no one dared to rob me, just that piece of land, I would have let others lie in it and enjoy it for eight lifetimes!" ”

When we arrived at the feng shui treasure that Old Man Zuo said, to be honest, I was a little surprised.

This place is not a cemetery, just such a small hill that is only seven or eight stories high, and it is crowded with hundreds of graves on the left and right........ These grandchildren are buried here in a team?!

"Halfway up the mountain, there is the land painted by Lao Tzu, and no one wants to move." As he spoke, the old man led us up the mountain.

Sure enough, as the old man Zuo said, starting from halfway up the mountain, all the way up, there was no longer the existence of those grave soil bags.

In the circle halfway up the mountain, just like the national border, there was a row of iron nails inserted horizontally on the ground, and a circle was inserted around the mountain, and on each iron nail, there was a "left" character engraved, and the scene was exaggerated.

Wu Qiusheng also squatted down curiously, and pulled it out with his hand, as if he wanted to pick up the iron nails and take a look, but he couldn't pull them out with his strength, those iron nails seemed to be welded to the ground, standing there motionless, no matter how hard Wu Qiusheng tried, he was still as stable as Mount Tai. ad_250_left();

"You're the underworld?" Old Cripple Sun was happy when he saw this scene, and asked Old Man Zuo funny: "Zoning land is king, right?" ”

"What do you care about?" The old man on the left gave him a blank look, led us to the top of the mountain, and then said to me: "In most cases, it is best not to place the yin house on the top of the mountain, because the qi on the top of the mountain is not suitable for the deceased to sleep, but this place is different, the mountains are clear and regular, and the veins in the mountain on the left are yin, the veins on the right side are yang, and the heart of the mountain underneath is angry......."

"Yin and yang converge but do not disperse, go along the mountains, sway upwards with vitality, and penetrate the center of the earth." The fat uncle took over the conversation and said with great interest: "The feng shui of this place is enough to be used as an imperial mausoleum, if it weren't for the fact that the boundary is too small, plus this place is still a bit remote, and the flow of qi is relatively weak, the general feng shui gentleman can't see it at all, I guess it's ........."

"You guess a fart." Old man Zuo smiled: "Since you are all here, I am a little embarrassed that I don't use you as coolies, little fat man, this follow-up feng shui bureau will be laid out by you, right?" ”

The fat uncle smiled and nodded: "No problem." ”

"I'll leave the tombstone and the arrangement under the three-foot loess to you, okay?" Old man Zuo asked Old Sun the lame man.

"Okay." Old man Sun didn't hesitate, he agreed directly, and then asked Old Man Zuo with great confusion: "We've all finished the work, what about you?" Watching the excitement? ”

"I've already finished my job." When the old man Zuo said this, his old face was not red, he stepped on the loess on the ground with his foot, and asked us: "In order to find such a treasure land, I spent a lot of effort at the beginning, shouldn't I rest now?" ”

Hearing this, Old Sun snorted, spat on the ground, and said with disdain: "If you want to be lazy, just say it, can you pretend to be a calf with us?" ”

"Okay." Old man Zuo raised his head and said indifferently: "In order to save you, Lao Tzu's injury this time is too serious, and he hasn't recovered until now, I want to be lazy, is there a problem?" ”

Hearing this, Old Cripple Sun immediately stopped squeaking, and it is estimated that he also felt that if he continued to talk to such a shameless old man, he would be the one who suffered after all, and if he said it like this, he would have to dump the pot on himself after a while.

"Hey, Master, I'll ask a little more question....... I looked at the old man Zuo curiously: "What's the benefit of burying my grandfather here?" ”

"Prosperous descendants." Old man Zuo smacked his lips.

"It's a good feeling!" I nodded busily: "When my grandfather lies in, I will go to buy a lottery ticket on the same day, and when I win the lottery, please have a good meal!" ”

When the old man heard this, he didn't even think about it, and slapped me on the back of the head.

At the time I thought he was pumping me because I was out of tune, but soon, what he said woke me up as a confused little lamb.

"You have no conscience! I don't say half of Lao Tzu!! ”

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In the next few days, none of us in the gang were idle, including Wu Qiusheng and Sun Lao Cripple, who were also called to death by Old Man Zuo as coolies.

The coffin was moved, the ritual was followed, the worship was led up the mountain, and the incense was burned to open the way.......

This series of things is so busy surviving that everyone else is tired enough, let alone me.

After almost half a month, the series of things about moving the grave were completely completed by us, and the shopkeeper Kong and others also said goodbye, saying that they were looking for a chance to reunite next time, they had been out for so long, if they didn't go home to see, it would really be a bit too much.

Shopkeeper Kong, Wu Qiusheng, Sun Lao Cripple, Shen Shi'an, they are the first to go.

Fang Shiliang and the blind boss were the second group to leave, including Old Man Zuo, and they also returned to the southwest with them.

The last people to leave were Zheng Xiaoxian'er and Luo Nengjue, and the base camps of these people were all in the northeast, so even if they were the last to leave, they were not in a hurry at all.

When everyone is gone, only Shen Han and I are left, that little life is really .......

Let me put it this way.

After living in the Yuan family's old mansion for three days, Shen Han beat me sixteen times, six of which were with a guy, and the good name was to give me exercise my physical ability to resist blows........

"Oh no!! Shall we have something to say?!! Do you think it's appropriate to beat me up every day?!! ”

One night, I sat in the corner of my room, rubbing my arm with one hand and covering my stomach with the other, my face full of regret that I shouldn't have been.

What did I think?!

Isn't marrying such a violent maniac looking for death? Whether I can die or not is something to say!

"You are quite majestic on the Immortal Mountain, why did you come down the mountain like this?" Shen Han sat on the chair on the side, looked at me with his legs crossed, and said hatefully, "What about your ability?" Let you eat it? ”

"Sister, let's talk straight, what did I offend you, shall I apologize first?" I wanted to cry without tears and said, "You can't remember my lifelong hatred, right?!" ”

"How dare I make you apologize? You're so capable, can I make you apologize? Shen Han snorted coldly: "Fifty years of life can be folded, how powerful, if it weren't for God's mercy, you would still be able to sit here and play cheap with me?" ”

As soon as I heard Shen Han mention this, I immediately became angry.

"Seriously! You're flawed in this matter, too! I said angrily: "Shopkeeper Kong has already told you about our recovery of life, why didn't you say it that night?" Do you want to educate me or do you want to sell Guanzi? When I said those affectionate words, my own tears of emotion were about to fall, you know! ”

When Shen Han heard me say this, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then looked at me with suggestive eyes, the meaning of which was self-evident.

"Well, it's my fault, so I'll apologize to you, right?"

"Don't, don't....... Look at what you say! What an apology! I sneered: "What Sister Han said is right, what I say is wrong, I should be the one who apologizes!" ”

Hearing this, Shen Han snorted and patted the chair next to him: "Come and sit, don't squat there and play cheap, I didn't make any effort What do you call it painful?" ”

"If I don't scream, it will really hurt, isn't this trying to win your sympathy with screaming......." I cautiously walked over and sat down in my chair.

As soon as he heard this, Shen Han couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Then she raised her hand and gently grabbed my ear, and her smile was extremely bright, like a child being laughed at.

"You, except for being poor, you are cheap, I really don't know how I fell in love with you!"

"Handsome!" I laughed.

Shen Han smiled and didn't speak, carefully looked at my face for a while, and suddenly said very seriously: "If your fifty-year lifespan is really folded, maybe I will never get married in my life." ”

"Are you stupid?" I was stunned: "Is it interesting to be a leftover girl?" Don't get married for Mao? ”

Shen Han smiled: "Because I found that I will only be so happy if I am with you." ”

Hearing Shen Han say this, I was stunned for a moment, maybe it was the biceps cramp in my brain, so I said something to her very frankly.

"To tell the truth, if I hang up, you go to find someone who is good at stand-up comedy, will you be happier than now, do you believe it?"

Shen Han stopped laughing, really.

My gut told me I was going to cry, really.

"The surname Yuan! I knew I couldn't be romantic with you! You slut!! ”

"Sister, don't worry!! Put the knife down first, we have something to say!! ”