023 Classroom blockbuster

Shangguan looked at the time, it was almost time before class, so he also picked up his notebook and Shui's pen, got up and patted his butt and was about to go to the classroom.

It was also at this time that Mei Ping's position just now made a "snap" and a small black thing fell. The thing fell to the concrete floor, making a crisp sound and attracting Shangguan's attention. Shangguan looked over and looked, ah, it turned out to be the little black USB flash drive that the girl used to occupy the seat just now.

I don't know if the girl was careless, or was scared by herself and ran away and forgot to take her belongings, in a panic, Mei Ping actually dropped her U disk to the position, and after the person left, the wind blew, and it also fell to the ground.

Shangguan picked up the USB flash drive in a very natural posture and put it in the back pocket of his trouser pocket.

Hehe, just kidding, this woman is so annoying, this USB flash drive should be regarded as an apology from the other party to herself.

Early on, he entered the English Building. Walking through the small hall and up the stairs, room 302 is the English classroom where Shangguan's class has to report twice a week. After arriving at the university, English classes are conducted in the language classroom, everyone has to wear headphones, and the teacher can "play audio and video", "select classmates to answer questions", "use microphones for radio teaching" and other operations, although the equipment used is not very advanced, but Shangguan prefers this mode.

Staying alone in a small cubicle in the back seat, he can read the novels he wants to read freely, pick up his mobile phone to surf the Internet, chat with his classmates and friends on QQ, two 50-minute classes, it is quite easy to pass the time.

Shangguan's school is a fairly good 211 key in China, so relatively speaking, the school's sources of funds are relatively sufficient. Because of this, the equipment of the English teaching room is also more luxurious than that of other schools. Each classmate has a computer host in his place, and although he can't switch the channel he listens to with the headphones, he is not a big problem with quitting the control software to read a novel in terms of the level of proficiency of the above officer's computer proficiency.

With the arrival of the students, the short English teacher began to teach as usual. In the English subject, Shangguan's grades were ranked within the bottom third of the class, so of course, he would not be the favorite group of students of that beautiful teacher. In this way, he had a good opportunity to speak and be asked, and it was precisely by grasping this "advantage" that Shangguan played with the computer in his seat again. He skillfully opened a novel called "Notes on Tomb Robbery" that had been stored in the computer last time, this online novel written more than 100 years ago, the length is not long or short, Shangguan has already calculated, if he reads it carefully, then after the end of this school year's English class, maybe he can finish reading it.

Alas, what a respectable boy who cherishes his precious time.

The English teacher's melodious voice continued to ring in Shangguan's ears at the same frequency, and Shangguan also turned the pages at a fixed frequency for a long time.

The fault of today's tragic incident lies in the novel "Notes on Tomb Robbery". It stands to reason that as a classic of online novels, its chapters are very compact. However, we must also know that every author is just a human being, not a god, as long as he is a person, there will be times when he is in a bad state, and as long as he is in a bad state, the chapters he writes must be good and cannot see where he goes.

And the chapters that Shangguan saw today happen to be the most unsightly. After reading it for almost half an hour, there were still no exciting fluctuations in the plot of the story, and now Shangguan couldn't sit still, and secretly scolded: What are you doing, is the writer a dead fish, is it possible that he has been writing for a few days, and he doesn't feel the slightest sense of writing garbage......

With a hint of "poisoned", Shangguan decisively closed the word document on the computer, rubbed his tired eyes, and raised his head to look at the big clock hanging on the whiteboard in the classroom.

"Wow......" Shangguan scolded and said, "There is still a lesson and a half in the future, how can I live?" ”

- No, I have to think of a way. Sitting down like this is definitely not an option.

Shangguan suddenly thought of the USB flash drive that the girl had leaked in her position. "Uh...... Anyway, it's boring, so take it out and take a look. He said to himself. So, he took the USB flash drive out of the back of his butt (in the back pocket of his jeans) and plugged it into the computer.

Shangguan picked up the old mouse that had been touched by many people a little listlessly, and clicked on the USB flash drive.

Well, there is only one file in the format of rmvb in the entire USB flash drive, and the name is "aaaaa".

"It looks like a movie." Shangguan opened it boringly.

The player's window popped up, and after 2 seconds, the hour-and-a-half-long video began to play on the computer.

The black screen slowly fades to light, and the scene of the film is a private swimming pool, with no one in the quiet suburbs next to it, and the nearest road is at the foot of a mountain quite far away. There is only one heroine in the film, a male protagonist, the heroine is walking up from the pool, throwing the bath towel to the ground, revealing the pair of surging upper circumference, she doesn't look good, but she smiled and said something to the boy, this boy who is like a plumber replied to the girl, the girl lost her face, smiled dumbly, and said something......

Until here, all three lines of the film have been spoken.

Because at this time, the boy had suddenly hugged the girl, after the girl pretended to push him away but failed, his hand went to the first base, the second base and the third base according to the design of the script, and in less than half a minute, the boys and girls were all ** up, and the two pressed on the only recliner and did the most primitive exercise......

If you want to classify such films, it should be classified into the subcategory of "love action movies", if you want to put it bluntly, there is such a thing as "A movie".

"Wow, this little girl is so stuffy that she can put this kind of thing in the USB flash drive, and she also uses it to occupy a seat." Shangguan smiled slightly as he watched intently. He is quite satisfied with this film, especially in the points of light plot, no procrastination, and no pretentiousness, all of which have achieved the style of a "love action movie".

He hates the kind of self-righteous film the most, it's obviously a low-level film, but it's like a literary blockbuster, the hero and heroine he found desperately speak the lines, and he must explain clearly why the girl is willing to accept this affair, and what kind of embarrassing life and economic difficulties the two have, giving a lot of motivations and reasons for the hero and heroine to be good people, but after a third of the time has passed in the film, he still refuses to enter the most important theme......

There is no doubt that when watching such a film, the audience is anxious and anxious.

The current film is very good, not pretentious, not pretentious, it goes straight to the point as soon as it comes up, does not waste the audience's time, and brings the best dishes to the table at once, and chooses and tastes them according to you.

"Hee-hee-hee, hee-hee-hee......" Seeing the joy, Shangguan couldn't help but shake his feet and let out a knowing smile. He put his head on top of his hands, and looked at the computer screen in front of him slowly with the attitude of "surname cultural appreciation expert".

In order to save time and comfort, he has already turned the screen to full screen.

Just as the plot of this blockbuster was progressing to the most **, the male protagonist lifted the female protagonist up like an object, and was about to carry out some kind of thrilling and exciting action in the way of head and foot, Shangguan's headphones suddenly sounded a female voice, this voice only said one sentence, and said: "Shangguan Yi, what are you looking at." ”

The next moment, the screen of Shangguan's computer was immediately projected onto the screens of everyone in the class, and the sound of the video was also played:

"Uh-huh, oh-a-oh, mmm-a-hmm, ......"

The whole class let out a warm and irritable sound! "Hahaha......" All the boys laughed, while some of the girls blushed and lowered their heads, and some of the bold and more open girls turned their heads and looked at Shangguan's side.

Shangguan was surprised, panicked, surprised.

His own small world was exposed by everyone at once, and he was at a loss for a moment like a boy who was caught having an affair, "uh, uh, uh" for a long time, but he still couldn't say a word with a focus.

It turned out that the English teacher just now noticed that Shangguan was not paying attention to the class at all, and after enduring it for a long time, she was finally worn out by Shangguan's patience, so she wanted to say: "Okay, you love skin, I'll teach you a lesson." ”

According to the plan of this young female teacher, Shangguan is naughty again, at most it is to play a game and read a novel and other miscellaneous things, if she directly casts the other party's screen to everyone, she also wants to make him ugly in public, so that he will be more impressed, and he will be much more obedient in class in the future......

It's just that I didn't expect it to be such an ending.

Looking at the picture of the whole class laughing now, her mind kept replaying the passionate scene just now, and the little English teacher was messy all of a sudden......

What's wrong with the current students, and how will she end?

"Ugh." She sighed, full of helplessness.

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Today's first chapter. There are two more chapters in the evening.