Chapter 5 Immortals descend to earth, and their mana is boundless
"Audience friends, this is the live broadcast of "The Self-cultivation of the Dragon Set" by the Royal Three Sets, I am the host Zhou Qunqing, just now, our Chen Jinghai has lit the first lamp, let's see the picture that overflows after he lights the lamp."
The first title of Chen Jinghai's strategy "The Ghost of the Murderous House" was displayed on the big screen, and the audience present was silent for a while, and then there was silence, some people have not seen this, and some people have been completely depressed after watching it, this film can be said to be ugly, and the quality is an unprecedented rout, boring! Kill a person for a while, play strange music indiscriminately, bluff and bluff, kill someone for a while, and then make the sound effects roar and make noise, but please, as soon as the bad plot comes out, the real murderer, the fool can already know that he must be Pastor Wang, what are you doing with so many mysterious and mysterious things? The heroine is stupid, except for screaming in the film, she is more idiot than an idiot. The male protagonist simply pretended to be a big waste snack. The director thinks that if he gets a broken castle, he can create a creepy horror blockbuster, but the naΓ―ve plot and rough effect can only humiliate himself in the end, and it is unforgivable!
The team waved their hands vigorously outside the camera for the audience to applaud, and the audience looked at each other and had to applaud sparsely for the lunch. Then the end of Chen Jinghai was released, Chen Jinghai, who was wearing a ghost mask, turned out to be Pastor Wang, no wonder the battle was resolved so quickly.
Teacher Zhu Huan opened his mouth for a burst of random shooting, what kind of industry leader, young talent, future star big hat put up, it seems that she wants to bring Chen Jinghai into the meeting, Ms. Nan Ying is even more exaggerated, directly stood up and shouted:
"He hit me, he hit me in the heart. I was like, oops, I found it, because I don't have that kind of talent in my team! β
Thirty-two Shao and Fan Bixue frowned when they heard this, they didn't need to sell their personality like this, they knew that Chen Jinghai had a background. There are people behind who can't sell it so obviously, so the two of them hummed and chirped a few words that were not salty or light, and on the whole they still said that they were good, and they did have some ability to light the lights so quickly.
Only the Supreme Treasure teacher is out of tune, and the director team repeatedly reminded him that there are people behind Chen Jinghai, and some people spend a lot of money to let the mentors praise him, but as soon as the Supreme Treasure speaks, it is completely the opposite.
"This bad movie. I think it's not challenging, the key is that Chen Jinghai entered the third layer world with the main consciousness of the second layer, if the role he was assigned was not Pastor Wang, would he still be able to clear the level so quickly, I think it's difficultγγγγγγ β
Teacher Supreme Treasure was also about to play a big word, Zhou Qunqing immediately grabbed the conversation and shouted:
"Okay, let's see what the other players are doing. It seems that everyone's level is a big bit higher than Chen Jinghai, this show is exclusively titled and broadcast by the authentic good milk powder ------ nine-color Shenlu. A glass of milk a day strengthens the people of Daxiaγγγγγγγ β
Regardless of how the audience in front of the TV complained about the three sets of programs for the time being, Zhang Huen fell into a single world, and Zhang Huen, who was wearing a large prison uniform, was not yet conscious, and was pulled to the court by several officials on a rope.
"Title: Boxer
Genre: Historical drama
Main Quest: Assist the Boxers in resisting the invasion of the Eight-Nation Alliance until August 15, 19oo, and get 3oo palace points.
Side Quest: Not Seen. β
Zhang Huen stood above the public court. After being smashed in the socket of his leg, he knelt down and looked at the people around him who were kneeling all over the ground with their heads wrapped in white buns, long braids, and wearing big red jackets, and looked up at the top of the court. A disc-faced official chanted on it:
"Eighty-one people, including Cha Yi and the boxer Zhu Honglan, the thief monk Xincheng, the big sword thief Chen Zhaoju and the thief Zhu Zhan, committed rebellion, killed the people without permission, harmed the township, broke diplomatic relations, and privately formed more than 10,000 troubled people, plotting against evil, which is really a heinous crime. On the occasion of the Sino-foreign Concord, the peace of the country and the people, and the prosperity of the people, it is not enough to kill these thieves to be more angry than the common people, and it is not enough to thank the Holy Grace. Lu Changyi, the prefect of Jinan, and Jiang Kai, the prefect of Pingyuan. β
Listening to Lu Changyi's nonsense below, Yuxian, the governor of Shandong sitting on it, was pale, what bullshit about the country and the people's peace, the foreigners were bullied to the doorstep, and they couldn't get off the shelf of the Heavenly Empire, and finally came up with a boxer to relieve the anger of the Qing Dynasty, and now they are used as a stepping stone by Lu Changyi and Jiang Kai as a stepping stone to dye their tops.
Yuxian is depressed, Zhang Huen, who is in the hall with a flail, is not depressed, looking at everyone in the hall, a group of prisoners are all blue names (same camp), Yuxian is white names (neutral), and other officials and officials are red names (different camps), after clearly distinguishing that there is a reward for killing a red name, a punishment for killing a blue name, and a reward or punishment for killing neutrality, he is ready to do it.
Gonggong Cao, who came to announce the decree in the palace, coughed, which means "I know", and was about to open the decree to read it, and glanced around with his small eyes before reading it, which was his habitual action, seeing Yuxian and other ordinary officials kneeling in front of him, there was no reason for a little fluttering pleasure, after all, the fun of eunuchs, in addition to collecting money, is to show off.
"Hey, how come there is a strange remnant of a novice?"
Cao Gonggong's treacherous voice shot at Zhang Huen like a life talisman, the current Zhang Huen, but the typical board inch of later generations, where did the braids come from, sparse and short in a large area of front top bald scoop, it can be regarded as a little red in the green bushes, I didn't think it just now, now the room is full of kneeling people, so let the old eunuch look at it.
"Back to my father-in-law, even if it is the long-haired remnants absorbed by the righteous and chaotic thieves, this person is afraid of death, and he cut off his head in a vain attempt to get by, which will not be brought together!"
"Hmph, how many years has the Holy Grandfather stabilized the world, these former Ming remnants are still not dead, come on, shave his head for me, so as not to let some people take the opportunity to make trouble for a while."
"Check!"
The two servants who were about to go out to find the shaver in order to please the old eunuch were stopped by the old eunuch again:
"What, why are you going?"
"Back to my father-in-law, this shaved head slave doesn't know."
"A remnant of the former dynasty, what kind of shaver do you need, just cut it with a blade."
"Check!"
The two officials drew their swords. was about to pull Zhang Huen's head, Zhang Huen was stunned:
"Hey, I cut off that kid's ear too, and it looks like an eyesoreγγγγγγ Yo, you minion still dare to stare at me, and by the way, he also nullified his tricks! β
Grandpa Cao is really getting more and more proud. In front of the important ministers of the Qing Dynasty who knelt on the ground, he sat on the prefect's seat, and picked up the teacup to drink, and then remembered that this was Lu Changyi's drink, who knows if the prefect who is in the clouds and rain with Sister Yao every night has the disease of flowers and willows? He put it down stupidly, and just watched with interest as the servant walked up to Zhang Huen's side.
"It's no wonder that I'm looking for my own death!"
Zhang Huen gently pulled his hands, and the wooden flail cracked from it.
"Yikes!"
The official who came over screamed, and both knives were drawn at him, one slashing from top to bottom. Zhang Huen waved his hand lightly, just like driving away two pesky flies, and the two officials with a combat strength of less than 8 points immediately flew out upside down, slammed into the wall, and immediately fell to the ground.
"Someone, someone! Take it for me, take it! β
Gonggong Cao howls like killing ducks (he can't howl like killing pigs because he is missing some organ). Yuxian retreated to the corner, protected by his two guards. Looking at all this expressionlessly, Lu Changyi and Jiang Kai ran up and down in front of Gonggong Cao like two clowns, lest someone hurt the people in the palace.
The surrounding officials pounced with water and fire sticks, and the thigh-thick water and fire sticks smashed on Zhang Huen's body, and a shallow telekinetic cover immediately blocked their sticks, and Zhang Huen slapped his left hand in the air. The four officials immediately flew out, and then slapped the air on the right, and flew out five more, and the remaining officials immediately threw away the water and fire sticks, knelt on the ground and kowtowed:
"Daxian spares his life. The great immortal spares his life, the small one has eighty high halls, and there are those waiting to be fedγγγγγγγ β
Zhang Huen was about to slap him to death with a hula, and suddenly this kid became blue, what's going on with this Nima? Zhang Huen, who didn't want to trouble his task, swiped his right index finger to the side, and the kid was dragged to the side of the stool by an invisible force in the direction of his index finger and sat down.
When Zhu Honglan, the sincere monk, and Chen Zhaoju, who were originally lying on the ground and knew that they were going to die, saw this scene, they couldn't help but look at each other, and they all said loudly:
"Immortals and mortals?"
"Boundless mana?"
"Divine Fury?"
Zhang Huen looked at the three leaders who spoke out, and he had nothing to do when he was idle anyway, so he pretended to shout:
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, solve!"
Under the effect of telekinesis, the ropes and wooden shackles on the bodies of these boxers all fell in a daze, and these boxers looked at their hands stupidly, and the sober leader shouted:
"Immortal master descends to earth, save all living beings!"
"Hell!"
The rest of the Manchu officials, whose courage was a little greater than that of rats, really did not dare to be complimented, they threw down their weapons, hugged their heads and fled in all directions, for fear that this evil god would target them, and secretly hated that their parents gave birth to two legs for themselves, and ran away in a moment.
Zhang Huen turned his head and looked towards the top of the lobby, the eunuch Cao had already escaped with Jiang Kai and Lu Changyi, and there was only one Yuxian standing against the wall, and the state was changing from a white name to a blue name, Zhang Huen ignored a bunch of boxers and walked towards Yuxian, this old official actually didn't care about his dignity at all, and knelt on the ground as soon as his legs were weak, and shouted:
"Immortal Chief, I am also forced to do it, Yuxian thinks that the Divine Fist is a righteous army, but Jiang Kai and Lu Changyi are trapped in front, and Yuan Shikai is in the back, I γγγγγγ I am willing to take the immortal chief as a teacher and worship the world's divine fist as a longγγγγγγγ β
This official is not a good official, Zhang Huen does not read history, but he also knows that Yuxian is one of the butchers in the late Qing Dynasty, but this person is extremely xenophobic, and he is not a foreign slave. Zhang Huen was thinking about how to pick up this butcher, and a loud shout came from the courtyard outside:
"Well, the thief will be caught before he is tied!" (To be continued!)