"What's the trouble!"

The white magician said angrily, "I saved your life, it's the first time I've met someone like you who doesn't know how to repay your kindness!" ”

"Shouldn't you sleep in the middle of the night? Also going to the first arrondissement, of course troublesome. Qi Yu yawned.

"Guys who hang out in the middle of the night aren't qualified to say such things!" The white magician said excitedly.

"That makes sense." Qi Yu nodded approvingly, and then changed his words, "But I still find it troublesome." ”

"If it's troublesome, don't come out in the middle of the night, bastard!" The white magician's forehead erupted with bruises.

In fact, the Alliance is pretty lenient about Guardian activity. After all, the so-called rank is only a name, not a direct benefit or power. Even if he is an S-class guardian, if he encounters the lowest D-level guardian, he can't command him to do something.

But it wasn't so relaxed that a casual person made a phone call to the Guardian Alliance to tell them that they had been saved by a certain Guardian, and the staff of the Alliance gave the Guardian a "Woo Woo" to increase his activity.

In a situation like Qi Yu's, in the middle of the night, there was hardly anyone to see on the street. Either the white magician will bring back the monster's corpse or scan it, or Qi Yu will run to the alliance branch with a posture of "Lord Guardian, he saved me, he is my God, I am his lifelong brainchild, if you don't increase his activity, I will kill myself by cutting my wrists in front of him", it is possible to increase the activity of that white magician.

"Tell me, what do you have to do before you are willing to admit that your life was saved by me?" The white magician looked at Qi Yu.

"Huh?" Qi Yu was stunned for a moment, "Actually, even if you don't come, I'll be fine." Anyway, it's really okay if you're here to talk nonsense with me not to kill that monster, and what if it runs away? ”

Hearing Qi Yu's words, the white magician laughed: "Stupid civilians, they don't understand the horror of this monster. He can crush an ant like you with just one finger! ”

"Tremble!"

As if to match the words of the white magician, the voice of the Yin Measure, which had a declining sense of zài, roared again, "Tremble! Tremble in the shadow of my master of the nineteenth layer of hell, the Great Demon King of Fear! ”

"I always feel ...... What's not quite right? Qi Yu touched his chin and thought.

At this time, the window of a small building next to the street was opened, and there was a standard scolding voice: "Where did the broken bird come from, the ghost screams in the middle of the night!" Look at Lao Tzu who has braised you! ”

Then there was a voice of fanning wings, and the voice that was hoarse and unpredictable just now, and now panicked: "Oh, oh, I'm afraid of the Great Demon King, stupid-"

"Fear your whole family! Look at Lao Tzu caught you stew! ”

A gray parrot flapped its wings and flew down from the window on the other side, fluttering a few gray feathers, and landed on the shoulder of the white magician, with a small trumpet hanging on it, and kept crying: "I am the Great Demon King of Fear, the Great Demon King of Fear!" ”

“……”

“……”

"You're a liar!" Qi Yu pointed at the white magician, and suddenly realized, no wonder he always felt that something was wrong. This is the first time I have encountered so many monsters and guardians who talk so much nonsense. Monsters and guardians are simply enemies of life and death, and both sides start to fight to the death without saying three sentences. Most of the monsters are full of destruction and conquest, and human beings naturally do not want to be destroyed and conquered, irreconcilable contradictions. There is basically nothing to say, just talk about it after fighting. Of course, at least one of the parties will not be able to speak after the fight.

"Ahem......"

The white magician coughed twice, and forcibly shoved the noisy parrot on his shoulder into his arms, not knowing how he did it, "I'm not a liar, it's just a little - play, no, it's a drill, you know?" ”

"Drills?"

"Of course. Nowadays, monsters are infested, and the frequency of various disasters is gradually increasing compared to a few years ago. In response to this phenomenon, the Guardian Alliance has launched a special exercise. In order to make you civilians more vigilant, you see, you are xiàn, now zero points! Zero points! The more the white magician spoke, the more excited he became, and even believed himself.

The so-called highest level of lying is to deceive himself, and he has obviously reached this height.

"Oh, then you can score slowly, goodbye." Qi Yu resolutely turned around and left, he was not interested in entanglement with this liar.

"Zero! You're a zero! ”

The white magician roared twice at Qi Yu's back, finally regaining a little confidence as a "guardian". He's a guardian and it's not a lie.,But the strength is very weak.,What monsters have been encountered in the past.,When you can do it, it's just like an ordinary person.,Escape a little faster.。 And every time he forcibly failed to do it, he was beaten half to death, and he was saved by civilians. In the long run, he almost lost his identity as a guardian, so he had to make this decision, hoping to trick people into increasing his activity.

Tonight is the first time he has come out, and the business is inevitably a little unskilled, and he met Qi Yu, although he thinks he is very witty, but in fact his IQ is just that, but his own strength is very strong, and all kinds of oil and salt are not entered. Under the entanglement, he was inexplicably disturbed by a guy who got up angry. It can be said that he died before leaving the school, which made the hero cry.

"His uncle's! I don't believe it, I can't wait for a fat sheep any longer! The white magician cheered himself up, looked around, and began to look for the next place to commit the crime.

This time, in order to avoid causing trouble again to the "spoiler who was woken up in the middle of the night and full of violence", the white magician chose a place with relatively few people, such as a park.

But in the middle of the night, the park is not only less crowded, but also no one at all.

The white magician shivered in the cold wind for two hours, and did not wait for any fat sheep, and could not help but shake his head in disappointment. Just as he was about to give up and leave and find a cheaper hotel for the night, there was a sudden noise in the depths of the park.

The white magician stood up excitedly, looked over there, and whispered, "Business has come to the door?" As he whistled, the gray crow, which had been parked on the dim street lamp, immediately flapped its wings and flew in that direction, and let out a hoarse laugh from its mouth.

The white magician, on the other hand, straightened his clothes and walked towards that side with graceful steps. Five minutes later, a terrible cry was heard in the grove deep in the park, and after a few moments the white magician came out again, his noisy crow resting on his shoulder.

But the crow turned black, and its blood-red eyes looked extremely strange in the night. A cruel smile appeared on the white magician's face: "Unexpectedly, I also have such an opportunity, I want to make those who look down on me tremble, scream, and worship under my feet!" ”

If Qi Yu saw this scene, he would definitely sigh: "Sure enough, the guardians are all middle and second diseases." ”

It's just that he is now walking on the way home, and by the way, he is looking for a supper stall that is open until dawn to eat supper, and he is so happy that he naturally has no time to sigh about the problem of middle two and not middle two.

Qi Yu, who found a job again, put her mind at ease, and after five days happily, she received a call from Chen Qin, wanting Qi Yu to accompany her to buy some clothes.

After all, among her various clothes, it seems that the sailor suit can barely be worn out for the first time. In the few days at Qi Yu's house, Qi Yu specially bought a set of pajamas for her to deal with. Now I really need to buy clothes.

When Qi Yu saw Chen Qin, she was still wearing a sailor suit, and there was no doubt that there must be black safety pants under some short skirts.

"Where's your flying machine?" Qi Yu asked with some curiosity.

"I'm not here to keep peace, I'm here to buy clothes, you know? A qiē's behavior of buying clothes and thinking about other things is heresy! is subject to sanctions! Chen Qin said in a heartfelt manner.

Qi Yu nodded sympathetically, he could fully understand how difficult it was for a girl who had always satisfied her sister's uniform hobby to have a chance to decide what clothes to buy for herself.

But soon Qi Yu knew that the sympathy he had just now should be given to him. Chen Qin, who is rarely liberated once, buys clothes by "this, this, that, and that don't, wrap everything else for me". Rao was stopped by Qi Yu, and in less than an hour, the two of them were still covered with various clothes bags. And looking at Chen Qin's appearance, it was obvious that the battle had just begun.

"What, can I go first?" Qi Yu, who sensed that something was wrong, of course planned to slip away first.

"Hey, didn't you promise my sister to take care of me?" Chen Qin looked at Qi Yu.

"But I'm so tired." Qi Yu said.

"You took the money!" Chen Qin slapped the table and said to Chen Qin righteously.

Qi Yu is obviously a person with a very contractual spirit, and Chen Qin has already figured this out in the more than ten days of getting along. What was promised will definitely be done.

"Moreover, isn't it an honor for you to go shopping with a beautiful girl like me?" Chen Qin raised his little face very proudly, and by the way, he flicked his hair with his hand.

Insert the straw from around some. Judging from the unlucky guy who went to the nose, or inserted into his girlfriend's nose and was beaten violently, Chen Qin can indeed be regarded as a beautiful girl. It's just a little smaller - she looks petite than her peers, and the word youthful vitality should be used originally, but now the most suitable words for this little girl should be "cute", "delicate", and "petite".

"I'm a magician, and I'm not moved by beauty." Qi Yu said unusually calmly. He remembered very clearly that the "Meditation Book" said that before the magic power was completed, if he couldn't maintain his childlike body, he couldn't lock the magic power, and the magic power would be constantly lost.

As for what Cheng Dù Dacheng is, according to the above statement in the "Meditation Book", it is only possible to use the magic of the level of "Fire Demon Descending". However, there is no magic recorded on the "Meditation Book" at all, so that now Qi Yu has always maintained the posture of a true magician who is not close to women.