Seeing that Shi Xiaobai raised the short knife and was about to stab him in the heart, the cardinal archbishop's eyes were moist, and tears were almost coming down. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He was originally just an ordinary small employee in San Francisco, USA, who became increasingly numb in his toilful life, often reprimanded by his boss, and had to endure his wife's complaints when he returned home.

Occasionally, I would sadly recall the good student days in middle school, regretting my playfulness and lack of motivation, getting drunk at dinner every time, and then hiding in the alley to cry about my dream that was once out of reach and has long since been given up.

He once thought about committing suicide, trying to find relief from this prosaic, boring, day-to-day life, but he didn't have the courage, not that he couldn't let go of his more and more naughty son, and he didn't want to let go of his wife who was getting older and uglier, but the delusion of self-satisfaction supported him to live a long life.

He thought he was going to live a life of sorrow in decadence until he met the Virtual Master, and since then, his life, everything about him has changed, and his shameful, ridiculous, and pathetic delusions have been truly and truly satisfied.

In the virtual church, under him alone, above ten thousand, all virtual believers must be extremely respectful when they see him, and he can trample on the dignity of any person wantonly.

He has gained the favor of the virtual master, has the power to ravage most of humanity, he is able to enjoy the struggles of those so-called geniuses, covets the despair in the eyes of geniuses, and he revels in destroying the elites who live extraordinary lives.

There is no doubt that he is happy.

However, his happiness came to an end at this moment, and letting Xiao Xiao escape was already a living crime, if Shi Xiaobai also committed suicide, it would be a capital crime that would never recover.

Disappointing His Majesty the Sect Master, he will lose his status as a cardinal archbishop, and if he is lucky, he will be able to become a hard-working ordinary believer again, and if he is unlucky, he will be sent to the next human bomb terrorist mission.

If Shi Xiaobai commits suicide, everything for him will be lost.

"No, don't, don't die!"

"Please, don't kill yourself!"

The cardinal archbishop raised his head and roared, his voice sad and moving.

As soon as the voice of grief and pain fell, a sacred and solemn voice sounded softly.

"Human, are you praying to this king?"

The cardinal archbishop was stunned for a moment, looked down, but saw that the short knife raised by Shi Xiaobai was put back on his chest, looking like he was going to commit suicide at any time but was not in a hurry.

The cardinal archbishop breathed a sigh of relief slightly, thinking about what Shi Xiaobai said, and his brows gradually furrowed.

With his identity, how could he lower his voice and beg for this kind of scum of the third layer of Lingfan?

No, if this guy commits suicide, everything about him will come to naught, not only his identity, but also his life may be lost!

No, now you have to admit it, you have to find a way to drag him down and make him careless.

The cardinal archbishop took three seconds to come to a conclusion, and immediately lowered his eyebrows and said: "Yes, great king, how can you commit suicide, the villain begs you to live!"

Shi Xiaobai sneered: "Hehe, do you think that a few flattering words can make this king paralyzed and forget your insidious purpose?"

A cold sweat broke out on the cardinal's forehead, at this moment, it is really not easy to fool.

"Then you've got it right. ”

Shi Xiaobai interrupted the cardinal archbishop's thoughts, and said seriously: "Quick, hurry up and continue to praise the king." ”

The cardinal's head froze suddenly, and the wording he had just thought of was all stuck

We can't keep up with this master's thinking!

Shi Xiaobai suddenly said again: "By the way, since your strength is given by that sect master, isn't it that sect master who can give anyone strength?"

The cardinal's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he had a good idea in his heart, and hurriedly said, "Yes, the favor of His Majesty the Sect Master can give anyone infinite strength. His Majesty doesn't want to hurt you, but he just sees your great identity and wants to invite you to join the virtual church, which will give you the power to match your identity when the time comes!"

When Shi Xiaobai heard this, he groaned, as if he was hesitating about something.

The cardinal archbishop suddenly clenched his fists quietly, opportunity, this is opportunity!

"As long as you join the virtual church, with your great identity, you will be able to sit on an equal footing with His Majesty the sect leader, you will be feared by the world, and you will become the king of the world!"

The cardinal only felt that his future seemed to have a turning point at this moment, yes, no one can stand the temptation of power and status, this little guy who has never seen the world and is addicted to fantasy will definitely lose himself in this fictional beauty, and when the time comes, he only needs to seize the opportunity of his paralysis and carelessness, and let the army of the undead tear him to pieces!

"Well, joining a virtual church seems to be a good option as well. ”

Shi Xiaobai muttered to himself.

The cardinal almost laughed, only to feel that happiness had come too suddenly!

"But!"

The cardinal's eyes widened, and he immediately became nervous, he actually wanted but!

Shi Xiaobai said solemnly: "However, there is a good saying, 'If you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate'." If the virtual church is full of pig heads, isn't that a trick for the king? So, the king decided to test your IQ, and if even the cardinal archbishop is a fool, then there are probably not many smart ones, right?"

The cardinal archbishop was secretly angry when he heard this, but he did not dare to show it, but said flatteringly: "You are right, what you said is really reasonable! I wonder how you want to assess the intelligence of the villain?"

"It's a very short answer, as long as you answer one question. ”

Shi Xiaobai said solemnly: "Pay attention and listen, once upon a time, there were only two people living in a certain room, Xianggong and Niangzi, one day the lady was taking a bath in the bathroom, and suddenly heard a knock on the door, may I ask, who is the person who knocked on the door?"

The cardinal was stunned, there were only two people, one bathing, and asked who knocked on the door?

This question... It's too easy, right?

"Phase... Xianggong?"

The cardinal felt that the question was too simple, and feared deception, so he whispered this simple and clear answer with some uncertainty.

"What? Speak louder!"

Shi Xiaobai put his hand next to his ear, looking like he didn't hear clearly.

"Xianggong!"

The cardinal archbishop spoke out loud his answer.

"Didn't you eat? Louder!"

Shi Xiaobai roared.

"Xianggong!"

The cardinal archbishop shouted again.

"Do you dare to shout out the answer a little louder like a man!"

Shi Xiaobai shouted loudly again.

Shi Xiaobai was so excited in his heart, for the C-level reward, he chose the absolute option of letting the cardinal archbishop shout out "Xianggong" three times, he pondered for a long time, and finally thought of this flickering method.

Now that the cardinal has shouted "Xianggong" twice, as long as the cardinal shouts the obvious answer one more time, he will be able to complete this damn absolute option!

However, the cardinal archbishop did not shout "Xianggong" for the third time as Shi Xiaobai wished, he was completely stunned at this time, and there were huge doubts and fears in his heart.

He's already shouted so loudly, so why does this bastard want him to shout a little louder?

This bastard is giving him a chance!

Xianggong is not the answer!

That's right, if the answer is Xianggong, this question is too simple, and it can't play a role in testing IQ at all, there must be another mystery in this question, and there must be something he ignores.

There are only two husband and wife in the family, and the lady is bathing in the bathroom, who will knock on the bathroom door at this time?

The cardinal frowned, and pondered, and he kept turning his head as if he were thinking about an obscure philosophical question, and countless brain cells were whimpering and dying at this moment.

"It's not Xianggong!"

The cardinal archbishop's eyes suddenly lit up, he clapped his palms excitedly, and laughed smugly, he finally thought of the answer, this seemingly simple, but actually hidden mystery question, is really quite a test of IQ!

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, the cardinal archbishop looked at Shi Xiaobai and said confidently: "The answer is not Xianggong!"

"It's... The king next door!"

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