Chapter 43 The Paper Man Marries a Girl
Seek good fortune and avoid evil, this is the instinct of all wrongs, to put it bluntly, they belong to the shameless kind, picking soft persimmons and pinching.
There were a total of seven people who stayed upstairs for a while, Hai Dongqing, Zhang Qinghai, Zhang Qinghai and his daughter-in-law, Xie Tianhe, and three middle-aged bodyguards.
There is only one woman among these seven people, and the rest of them are all big men, and they are all full of yang energy.
Breaking away from the injustice behind the human body, the IQ is not high at all, at most it is instinctive, but there is definitely not much human thinking.
If the wronged are as smart as people, then the warlocks since ancient times can basically stop messing around and wait for death.
"This is cinnabar that I just bought from a drugstore." Zhang Qinghai took a bag handed by the bodyguard next to him, turned around and handed it to me: "Fortunately, an old friend of mine runs a pharmacy, otherwise it would be really difficult to find this thing at night." ”
Xie Tianhe watched me take the cinnabar upside down, and asked curiously, "Mr. Yi, what are you going to do with these cinnabars?" Draw a symbol? ”
"No, I'm going to make an illusion of the beast so it doesn't dare come up." I smiled, made a hole in the bottom of the plastic bag with my fingers, covered it with my hand, and then I walked to the wall and sprinkled cinnabar along the root of the wall.
Although the room is quite large, the cinnabar is definitely enough.
I weighed the weight with my hands before, and this bag of cinnabar is two pounds at least, and when I finish scattering these things, the preparation is almost complete.
Beasts don't have a high IQ, but they tend to be good and avoid evil, and that's exactly what I did.
Not only should we use the yang energy of these six great men to deter it, but also sprinkle cinnabar on the root of the wall to create an illusion similar to the "thunder pool".
In its opinion, this room is probably a yang energy reactor, and it will be blown up if it enters.
"That's it, the beast shouldn't come, I'll take care of the rest, just don't get out of this room." I clapped my hands, threw the plastic bag aside, and when I saw that everyone agreed, I didn't delay any longer, turned around and walked out of the room, and went straight downstairs to the hall.
The rest of the work is much easier, two words are enough to sum up, lure.
The three red-crowned roosters were placed in the hall, all of them in good spirits, and they seemed to be ready to sacrifice for the "righteous war" at any time.
I grinned, crouched down in the hall and looked at the roosters, with an unconcealable sense of justice on my face and asked, "Are you ready?" Regret it? ”
"Giggle!!" The three big roosters responded to my call in unison, of course, I didn't understand the content of the answer, so I could only make up naturally: we are ready, please instruct!
"Very good, conscious, you are ready, you will have to sacrifice for the country in a while." I nodded with satisfaction, looked left and right at the layout of the hall, and saw that the door and window were closed, I nodded secretly, stretched out my hand to untie the ropes that tied the three roosters respectively, and let them run freely in the hall, luring the weasel with this natural and harmonious picture.
After doing this, I lit a cigarette and smoked, walked to the wall and turned off the lights, and secretly hid in the corner with a six-meter red rope, yawning and observing the movement in the hall.
The old man once told me that in the way of evil spirits and ghosts in the world, the corpse must be the leader, followed by the evil ghosts, and the beasts are the ones who rank the most.
The weasel is very vigilant, but it is not too smart, the ancient people died for the sake of wealth, the bird died for food, this sentence is applicable to those who are wronged.
When faced with certain temptations, they generally ignore the idle people in the vicinity of the "temptation", such as me.
It's 2:40 a.m., and I guess it's almost up.
After all, weasels are quite vindictive, and if it doesn't come to take revenge tonight, I'm afraid it won't be the weasel nicknamed Cautious Eye.
As I yawned more often, the minutes ticked by, and in a few moments the glow-in-the-dark clock hand on the wall pointed to three o'clock, and the previous twenty minutes passed peacefully.
"Why don't you come yet," I muttered, frowning, and looking out the window by the moonlight, the three big roosters were still fluttering all over the hall, as if they had taken stimulants, and they clucked from time to time, which should be very tempting for a weasel
"Boom! Boom!! ”
"锵~~~"
Just when I couldn't figure it out, there was a sudden sound of gongs and drums outside the gate, and if I listened carefully, there were even people playing suona, and the song was so festive.
I was stunned.
Everyone can figure it out, the formations outside are 100% made by weasels, that beast is not small, and the soul can still be so good?! There's no reason for that!
I was thinking hard when suddenly a woman shouted outside the door, and her voice was so sharp that I got goosebumps all over my body.
"Marry a girl~~~~ Quartet open the way~~~~"
When the man's voice fell, there was another deafening gong sound.
"Qiang !!"
Then, as if there were hundreds of people outside the door, bursts of laughter rang out one after another, with voices ranging from old to young, and different tones.
These laughs all have one obvious thing in common, shrill.
This kind of extremely weird laughter is not to mention outsiders, and even I was scared after listening to it a little.
"Hongyan Qiao~Hongyanmiao~Wearing a red veil and being pretty~~" It was the voice of an elderly woman who shouted these words, except for the hoarseness, the rest seemed to be only weird laughter: "Marry today~ sit in a sedan chair~ hijab to lift the spring festival to ~~~"
When her shouting fell, another strange and neat laugh rang out, and then several children began to sing again.
"Qiaolangjun ~ Open the door quickly ~~ Let's send the bride ~~~"
"Haha!!!ha
Hearing the laughter of these people, I shuddered inexplicably, shook the red rope in my hand, and stared at the door.
Even though I knew it was all hallucinations, I couldn't help but be afraid, especially when I heard the laughter approaching
Suddenly, I felt that my clothes were a little wet, and when I reached out and touched them, my emotional clothes were soaked in cold sweat from myself.
"It's coming~~~~"
I heard a shrill sneer ringing in the room, and before I could react, with a muffled sound, my face turned white in an instant.
The door was opened!
"This formation is a bit big," I looked out of the door in a daze, the beads of sweat on my head kept bubbling out, my fingers trembled involuntarily, and I had an emotion called fear in my heart.
In the courtyard outside the gate, in addition to the darkness that should be at night, there are several clearly visible red lanterns, and the characters on them are faintly glowing red.
At a cold glance, this character seems to be written in blood, and no matter how you look at it, it reveals a weirdness.
I didn't see the laughing "people", only the red lanterns that seemed to be half-suspended in the air, and the candlelight flickered slightly in the lanterns, as if they would be extinguished with a light blow.
My eyes were staring at the red lanterns, and I was looking to the side, wondering in my heart, where did the group of laughing and obscene grandsons go?
At this moment, several pairs of pale hands slowly stretched out from the darkness behind the lanterns, each holding a brand-new gong, and was about to strike, but there was no movement for a long time.
When I squinted and took a closer look, my heart jerked.
These are not people, they are paper people!
"锵~~~~"
"Send the bride~~~Ha Lu Ha~~~"
"锵~~锵~~锵~~~"
The paper figures in the lead were dressed in red coats, like the rich people of the old society, and there was a circular blank space in front of the clothes, with a large Chinese character written on it.
His cheeks were blush, his head was held high, and the corners of his mouth were wide open, as if he were smiling at the sky.
It was in this way that they walked into the hall with the gong beating one after another, and the gong kept ringing, and so did their laughter, their heads still held high, and the corners of their mouths opened and never closed.
At first, I thought there was a sense of joy in this look, but after looking at it too much, I felt a chilling weirdness
The place where I hid was in the south corner of the hall, and in front of the left was the gate, and these paper figures seemed to not see me, all of them laughed and beat the gong and walked in, their bodies looked extraordinarily light, and the jumping movements seemed to be in slow motion, and I had goosebumps when I saw them.
By this time, the evening breeze was already rising, but a few lanterns were still floating outside the gate.
I could hear the evening breeze blowing outside in the hall, which showed how strong the gust of wind was, but the red lanterns were unaffected, and the candles still flickered, showing no signs of extinguishing them.
As I was looking at the red lantern outside the door, a whisper-like murmur suddenly sounded in my ears, and my body suddenly stiffened, and the roots of my teeth began to tremble.
"Found you."
I reluctantly stabilized my mind, turned my head to look at the place where the sound came from, and it was okay not to look at it, but my legs immediately went limp.
Behind me, several paper figures with gongs were staring at me with a big smile, the corners of their mouths were wide open, and their expressions were smiling, but they didn't make any sound, it was a kind of quiet weirdness.
"This is an illusion, this is an illusion," I kept comforting myself in my heart, and I casually looked into the hall, and my heart was cold.
How did those big roosters die?!
In the middle of the hall, three big roosters with red crests were lying on the ground silently, and I didn't even realize when they had been killed by weasels!
These roosters have a palm-length slap in their abdomen, which seems to have been cut open by a sharp weapon, and a lot of internal organs have been squeezed out of the mouth, how disgusting and disgusting the scene is.
Although these paper figures were staring at me not far in front of me, I was also scared for a while and slowly calmed down.
These are all hallucinations made up by weasels, and as long as I don't move and am not afraid, these hallucinations will not harm me.
Calm, just need to be calm.
"It seems that this weasel has been cultivating for a long time," I murmured in my heart.
When I looked up, the paper figures in front of me seemed to be frozen, standing in a backward posture, looking up and putting on a smiling face, the corners of my eyes hanging high, and the gongs in my hands swaying.
"What's going on" I frowned, not giving me time to think too much, and the paper figures suddenly turned their heads slightly sideways, staring at me with a gaze that was unusually familiar to me, and grinning.
How is this look the same as Zhang Qinghai's eyes when he was rushed?!