I sat in the car with my fingers tapping on the steering wheel. There were a lot of people outside the car, but no one came to hire my car.

They are like a swarm of lowly ants, hurrying all day long. Their destination is far away. It seems like a lifetime to go. But these poor ants don't even know why they are there.

Their thinking is very simple, like a small program, which stipulates that they need food, clothing, shelter and transportation, and some of them know that they want to be a human being, and other than that, there is nothing else, which is really simple and stupid.

They are always busy, and all they are busy is looking for food. Eat, find food, and die. When I saw them, I suddenly remembered the snake on my phone.

I honked my horn in a hurry, and the pedestrians seemed to be frightened, and fled in panic, and some even fell to the ground.

I laughed, and cursed secretly in my heart: "A group of poor ghosts, they are reluctant to even sit in the car, and they deserve to fall." "Winter estimates what talents.

After a few minutes, I honked my horn again. I saw a girl's skirt torn. Covering his hands with his hands, he hurried away.

I rolled down the window and shouted at her, "Beauty, I have a pair of pants, do you want to lend them to you, come to my car." I'll take it off for you. ”

The girl looked hasty, ran faster, and stepped down into the wind, and the torn skirt was blown up by the wind, revealing the white contents inside, quite like the white flag raised after a defeated battle.

I laughed and shouted, "What are you doing with a white flag?" Surrender to me? ”

My voice was so loud that it scared away not only the girl, but also the crowd of pedestrians. They crawled and fled.

I leaned back in my chair triumphantly. Lit yourself a cigarette.

I was stunned for a moment as I approached the cigarette cigarette. It's a strange action. When did I start smoking? I squinted and thought for a moment. I found that I couldn't even remember.

I was wondering when someone pulled open the door and sat down behind me.

I glanced at him, and he didn't look like a rich man. I lazily asked, "Where are you going?" ”

The mediocre man said cautiously, "I want to go home." ”

I sneered and drove forward.

I asked him, "Do you know what it means to go home?" ”

The philistine said, "I don't know. ”

I scolded, "I don't know." When I see you one by one, you will all go home. I sent it again and again. Still haven't figured out what it means to go home. Driving here all day, driving a slurry head, like her mother drank ** soup. ”

The philistines are submissive, do not dare to refute, and do not dare to echo. Look at the way he looks, and you have to be brave when you talk to me.

The city looks like there are a lot of roads. But only one of them can go. The rest are painted. Some people don't believe in evil, so they must be ingenious to explore the way, but they hit the wall and hit their heads and bleed, so they obediently followed the team and made people laugh.

The pedestrians, who were scared of cars, quickly avoided me when they saw me coming.

I deliberately stepped on the accelerator, and a couple of gray-haired old guys in front of me were scrambling and falling to the ground. Then he rolled and fled to the side of the road.

I laughed out loud and scolded, "The next time I am reincarnated, I remember that there are a pair of eyes on the back of my head. ”

I'm like a villain.

Obviously, my appearance frightened the mediocre man. He sat in the back seat, resigned, and did not dare to speak.

Among the thousands of pedestrians, only one dared to ride in my car, although I wanted to scold this mediocre man, but I scolded him away, and I had to wait for business lonely.

So I took a cigarette in my mouth and asked, "Brother, do you want to smoke?" ”

The mediocre man quickly shook his head and said, "I won't." ”

I threw one to him and said, "You smoke it now, and you'll be done." ”

The philistine's expression was very embarrassed, and his appearance made me very satisfied. I laughed twice, then glared, "Pump." ”

The philistine shuddered and dropped the cigarette at his feet. He bent over to pick it up. And I slammed the brakes. He threw himself forward and slammed into his seat, nearly breaking his neck.

I heard him screaming from behind, and I was so proud.

I'm such a villain.

Some people are timid, and when they encounter a villain like me, they often dare not speak out. And this philistine man is so timid that he doesn't even dare to be angry.

I glanced at him and said, "You're no different from those cowards out there." How dare you ride in a car? You're not afraid? ”

The mediocre whispered: "I don't know what's going on, I just want to take the car home." ”

I watched him carefully pinch his cigarette. So he threw the lighter in. He commanded, "Light the cigarette." ”

The mediocre man looked embarrassed: "My mother said that smoking is not allowed." ”

I smiled and said, "Smoke more, you can go home earlier." Didn't you just take the bus to get back early? ”

The philistine nodded and said, "That's it, it's so." ”

Then he lit the cigarette.

The mediocre man coughed incessantly, and I laughed.

It seems that seeing me smiling, the mediocre man's face is much better, and he is not as scared as he was just now.

At this time, I saw someone waving on the side of the road. Seems to want to ride in my car. So I slowly stopped.

The mediocre man had the courage to say, "Master, I have already taken this car." You can't pull someone else, right? ”

I said nonchalantly, "This guy must be home too." Anyway, drop by with you. How nice is it to have someone to keep you company? Why are you so stingy? ”

The philistine leaned to the side and curled up in a ball, apparently not daring to resist my arrangement.

People on the side of the road got into the car. The man was dressed in a gray robe and had a bun on his head. From the moment he got into the car, his two eyes were wandering around, looking east and west.

I scolded, "What a thief." ”

My voice was not small, and the gray robe must have heard it, but he grinned, pretended not to hear, and continued to look.

I said impatiently, "Boy, are you going home?" Sharp, I'm burning gas. ”

The gray robe smiled apologetically: "If you don't go home, I'll find someone." ”

I yelled at him, "Get down." ”

The gray robe was startled by me. But he didn't seem to be afraid of me, but a cheap smile appeared on his face: "Master, buying and selling is not benevolent, why do you want to be like this." ”

I said, "There are people coming and going on the streets, I don't know how many people there are. Find someone to go up there, and don't mess with me. If you don't know each other, I'll give you two hammers right away. ”

After saying this, I was confused in my heart: "When did I become such a villain?" ”

And the gray robe laughed dryly and said, "Then can I go home?" I'm going home too. ”

I said impatiently, "Aren't you looking for someone?" Why did you go home again? What the hell are you going to do? I found that you guys are not very sincere, how can you talk like a fart. ”

The gray robe was not annoyed, and said with a flattering smile: "The person I am looking for is in the car." That's him. He pointed to the mediocre.

I asked the philistine, "Do you know him?" ”

The philistine shrank back in fear: "I don't know." Then, he whispered, "Master, this guy shouldn't be your accomplice?" Are you two going to rob me? ”

As soon as I heard this, I laughed and stepped on the accelerator. The taxi sprang out.

The gray robe and the mediocre man were caught off guard, and they rolled in one place.

I was very happy in my heart: "Today's trip is very lively. ”

I heard the gray-robed man say to the memorial, "You don't know me?" ”

The mediocre said, "I really don't know you, you know the wrong person." ”

The gray robe smiled and said, "Yes, yes." You can't think of anything here. I'll prompt you. My surname is Lu, do you remember? ”

The mediocre man still shook his head.

The gray robe sighed and said, "I'm Mr. Lu." ”

The mediocre man suddenly smiled stupidly: "The woman is called Miss, how can she be called Mr." Female sir, female gentleman, it sounds so awkward. ”

The gray robe's face was pale, and he raised his hand to give him a big slap. But the hand stopped in mid-air and never fell. He sighed and said, "Your name is Zhao Mang, you always remember this, right?" ”

After the gray robe said this, the mediocre man began to pull his hair: "What is my name?" How come I don't remember? ”

I was looking at the show with great interest. When I saw this, I was also confused in my heart: "Huh? What's my name? Why don't I know? ”

At this time, the gray-robed man said angrily, "What about the mirror? Take out the mirror I gave you. ”